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Monday, April 20, 2015

Sunday Funnies :: Blasts from the Past

 Moving day in the suburbs of the fifties


 Hydrogen bomb testing at Bikini Atoll


 Buscemi was a NY firefighter


 Class division in the early 1900's


 When an airplane landed on the wrong carrier, it got graffiti'd before sending it back.


 Before PHOTOshop.


 Testing football helmet prototype


 KKK on holiday ... WTF?!


 Letter to Hitler in '39, from Gandhi


 Robert Downy, jr, with Mike Tyson


 German soldier practicing I don't know what!


Close up picture of popcorn


 Firing squad


Photo of Burnsides, sideburns named for him


 The Chimp who lived


 Earliest social media network ... send women.


Workers delivering ice who just happen to be women...




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Friday, April 17, 2015

MooPig Wisdom What Goes Around Department :: "Johnny Manziel 2015"

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Woes of a Rookie's Choices
Mashed Martial Article by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 17, 2015 |  Bryan TX

If MooPig stayed local, we would probably have belabored this lackluster individual's story. However, MooPig wants to appear to be worldly. Big problem with that is we live in a valley, in the middle of nowhere.

So, back to Johnny Football. Eh? He hit rock bottom when he went professional. What if doctor's hit rock bottom when they start their practice, because medical students in general deny themselves a social life during their study years -- then goes ape-shit John Belushi/Animal House when he/she starts making money. But Johnny Cash wannabe hit the stage like a stooge last year, and it looks like he is damaged for this year.

Our spectrum of frequency's is flush with speculation about upcoming events. And the Cleveland team is not pleased with its frosh QB. The linemen don't trust Johnny Manziel. And if you are a quarterback you certainly don't want to disillusion your linemen.

We agree with the conjectures out there, pro football is an extreme form of entertainment in the blood sport category. But Manziel's spoiled brat acting out last year is like a Nero-ish fatal flaw in character, with consequences brought on only by Manziel's obvious mental abnormalities.

If, dear reader, you think that people are not typically flawed, then you should read some of our referenced articles from our "Brain Industry Department."

Up until recently, self awareness was our 'key' to being human. Now we consider Orcas and Honey Badgers as self-aware. Your pet ferret is probably as self-aware as Senator Boehner, which is not saying much for ferrets. Humans have tagged themselves with a badge that is not earned.

Humans have mustered energies into creating themselves as monsters. In two ways we humans have missed the boat: 1) by not embracing human imperfections, 2) making imperfections our standards of success.

Johnny Manziel apologizes to Browns, fans: "His well-documented escapades in the last year alone included swigging champagne from a bottle while floating on an inflatable swan in a nightclub pool; slurring his words while talking into a stack of cash meant to be a telephone; a picture from a nightclub bathroom that appeared to show him rolling up a $20 bill; a disturbance with a fan in the lobby of his Cleveland apartment building hours before the team traveled to a road game in November; and missing a walk-through and treatment session after throwing a party at his condo on the final weekend of the regular season." (Lindsay H. Jones, USA TODAY Sports 10:58 a.m. EDT April 17, 2015)
'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
Emotional damage, brain damage, and institutional bullying are the basis for unwritten rules in sports. We are probably wrong to point out that Manziel is mentally challenged, but that has never stopped us or anyone else, now has it?

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/browns/2015/04/17/johnny-manziel-treatment-apologizes-fans/25928669/
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2014/06/moopig-brain-industries-lasting-brain.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2014/05/moopig-brain-industry-call-me-crazy-but.html




Friday, April 10, 2015

MooPig Brain Industries Department :: Are you a Contender?



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Right-Brain or Left-Brain Thinkers ... or Something more Subtle?
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 10, 2015  |  Bryan TX

Whatever your local neurosciencetist says, we are only a wee bit further along in understanding how the brain works, as we were in 1800's. The Human Genome Map that was commissioned by Prez Clinton didn't pan out. It only makes sense if you are a gene looking for a place to live in the human body. Otherwise a gene found in the human genome is sometimes activated, and sometimes not, according to the "environment." Aha!

So follows the Human Brain Map that is rapidly coming into view in the next few years. Brain imaging has taken off, and many before and after images can be viewed. Before someone's brain is worked on is imaged, and then afterwards is the result of the work. Still sounds gruesome, invasive and 19th century-like, doesn't it?

Debunking 7 Popular Myths About the Brain: "Brain imaging technologies have also demonstrated that the entire brain shows levels of activity, even during sleep. "It turns out though, that we use virtually every part of the brain, and that [most of] the brain is active almost all the time. Let's put it this way: the brain represents three percent of the body's weight and uses 20 percent of the body's energy." - Neurologist Barry Gordon of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, Scientific American"
'via Blog this'

What 7 myths are we concerned with today?

  1. You only use 10% of your brain. Does that mean 10% of cubic inches of your three pounds of brain matter, or what?
  2. Brain damage is permanent. 
  3. People are 'Right-brained' or 'Left-brained.' 
  4. Humans have the largest brain.
  5. We are born with all the brain cells we ever have, and once they die, these cells are gone forever.
  6. Drinking alcohol kills brain cells.
  7. There are 100 billion neurons in the human brain.

If these seven myths are not accurate depictions of the human brain, then our next president will use 100% of his brain, continue to grow brain cells even if he is a she named Gabby. It matters if the next prez can count and utter words, like it always has, right or left brained, random or dogmatic, as it will come out in the wash.

The new prez in 2016 should have a working knowledge of biology, and environment, to augment decisions. This prez must realize his life, and every living things' lives, cannot be defined without "environment."

Our new prez will drink if he wants to be more cognitive. In conclusion:
"We found that on average the human brain has 86bn neurons. And not one [of the brains] that we looked at so far has the 100bn. Even though it may sound like a small difference the 14bn neurons amount to pretty much the number of neurons that a baboon brain has or almost half the number of neurons in the gorilla brain. So that's a pretty large difference actually." (Cherry, Kendra. – Dr. Suzana Herculano-Houzel. captured 4/10/2015. LINK)


_______________________Reference
http://www.dyslexiavictoriaonline.com/diberiandleb.html
http://psychology.about.com/od/biopsychology/a/myths-about-the-brain.htm
http://psychology.about.com/od/cognitivepsychology/a/left-brain-right-brain.htm



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