MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy #2

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Matriculated articles by Pat Darnell  |  Sep 9, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Why is this an "exit strategy" you ask? It turns out, MooPig has written itself into a clausterfrack ... and now corporate thinks it should invite freelance writers to contribute and compartmentalize their reports to specific MooPig Departments. Through compartmentalizing we then can spread our miserable anecdotes in markets before-to unheard of. And no one will be the wiser.

Pick a MooPig Department that you fancy --

• MooPig Report from the Middle
• MooPig TECH Coroner
• NASA Talks
• MooPig Activism,
• MooPig ads council, 
• MooPig Art History Nano-Second, 
• MooPig Brands, 
• MooPig Church of the Beach, 
• MooPig Cloud Computing Segment, 
• MooPig Dance Trends Department, 
• MooPig Earnings Tracking Department Presents, 
• MooPig Feed for Thought, 
• SUPER BOWL XLIV Commercial Break for MooPig, 
• so I guess MooPig's heart of darkness comes from mass media influx, 
• MooPig State of the Art Department, 
• MooPig IAD, 
• MooPig Graphiques and ReWildings, 
• MooPig FWD Email
• MooPig Fraud Busters
• MooPig GREEN
• MooPig Movie Reviews
• MooPig Paint
• MooPig Parody Contention and Cookies
• MooPig Mad Libs
• MooPig Re-Defining the Cliche
• MooPig reserves the right to not be responsible for irony of this subject,
• MooPig Wisdom
• MooPig Woodwinds
• MooPIg TV Series Reviews
• MooPig Gruesome Department
• MooPigsters
• MooPig Tee Shirts
• MooPig Patsy Department
• MooPig Olympic History Nanosecond 
• MooPig Tech Solutions Department 
• MooPig Free Range Grazing Rights Department 
• MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy
  

... Did we forget any Departments? This list is good enough for our exit strategy.

Now, submit your curriculum vitae to MooPig Enterprises for the department you prefer to work in. Say what ever you want to, and it can be as long as you desire, but remember if we can't compartmentalize you, you will receive no compensation. Consequently you will receive no compensation otherwise ... because we don't have any money to give.

We figure that if we insult as many writers as possible, we will receive the rewards that will come from an all negative press we will receive when you writers in turn scorn the pants off us for being deadbeats.

If you want to be compensated for your posts, you should read Nick Usborne's articles:


One simple question that can increase all your online writing fees.: "1. Asking the question makes you look good. One thing I hear consistently from clients, and not just my clients, is that they love to work with freelancers who display a genuine interest in their business. They really like freelancers who truly want to understand and help. One way to express your interest in their business is to ask how the project you're working on fits into the bigger picture. It shows that your interest in their business expands beyond the one thing you are being paid to do." (September 5, 2013 by Nick Usborne. LINK)

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CONCLUSION
This Exit Strategy #2 just might work!



______________________Reference
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/internal-linking-strategy-for-your-website/
http://www.nickusborne.com/thank-you/
http://www.nickusborne.com/to-succeed-as-a-freelancer-make-yourself-uncomfortable/