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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

It Just Keeps on Writing Itself...

MooPig stumbles into many arroyo's in its quest for grazes. Today's stumble is a dooozy. If we could have do-overs, would we have been more keen with our music lessons, and FYOGLS? Fake Your Own Gay Life Style, to become a Sir and a gaybillionzaire with a canoodle here and a cooodle there?

Good questions, few answers. Well this blogger, Wykskida, is on top of a little known fact: ELTON JOHN IS HILLARY'S REVEREND WRIGHT !!!

"Seriously, I realize that Sir Elton isn’t Hillary’s spiritual advisor, and that he didn’t marry Hil & Bill (though as a legally married gay he may just try to. It is a slippery slope …) but are the anti-religious rantings of one candidates’ $2500/head fundraiser any worse than the anti-American ravings of another one’s pastor?" (Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn.)
"I kind of hate Elton John, mostly because whenever someone important dies (Ryan White, Princess Diana) he just replaces Norma Jean with their name in Candle in the Wind instead of writing something new and then sings it at the funeral and I think that’s tacky.

"But today the evidence is mounting that Elton John may be something worse than tacky: He may just emerge as Hillary Clinton’s Reverend Wright, an anti-Christian 9-11 denier bringing down her depressing, optimism-crushing insurgent campaign on the eve of Pennsylvania’s primary.

"John is doing a fundraiser for Clinton next month. And slowly, America is asking tough questions: Does John, seen here canoodling with a certain 9-11 denying freedom French actress after the oscars, believe that 9-11 was a hoax, or for that matter that man never walked on the moon?

[Actress Marion Cotillard sparked a political row yesterday after accusing America of fabricating the 9/11 attacks.] (PETER ALLEN -3/Mar)

"Does Hillary agree that we should ban all organized religions, and concur with Elton’s assessment that organized religion (that’s you, Unitarians!) caused the attacks?

"Sir Elton John has said he would like to see all organised religion banned and accused it of trying to "turn hatred towards gay people".
Organised religion lacked compassion and turned people into "hateful lemmings", he told the Observer. But the musician said he loved the idea of the teachings of Jesus Christ and the beautiful stories about it which he had learned at Sunday school. And he said there were many gays he knew who loved their religion.
"Will she reject? Will she denounce? "Will she reject AND denounce? Or will she ignore and tolerate his bloodlust for freedom and sway awkwardly to Crocodile Rock, then join him onstage for a primary-pandering extraordinary rendition of Philadelphia Freedom ?In a PERSONAL email to me (It said “Dear Ben…”) Elton said that “there is nothing I like better than throwing a party for a good friend.” "Uhm, except, perhaps, denying 9-11, hating on r....

[...] see the rest here: Hillary's Reverend Wright ?


If Elton John is a Gay, doesn't that make him an incompetent Sir? We'll just have to wait it out.

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