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Friday, May 24, 2013

MooPig Bag Limit Report :: Deer Hunting

Going Bow Hunting? Meet the RAZR.
by Pat Darnell  |  May 24, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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Frequently Asked Questions from the Indiana Department of Natural Resources web page:

~Is my Bonus Antlerless License valid for the Archery Season?
Yes, except for counties designated as "A". The Bonus Antlerless License can be used during the Archery Season using any legal archery equipment including crossbows. You may not use a bonus antlerless license in counties designated as "A" until the last four days of the firearms season. (Indiana Department of Natural Resources. 2013. LINK)

~How much does a deer license bundle cost?
The Resident Deer License Bundle costs $65, the Nonresident Deer License Bundle costs $295, and the Nonresident Youth Deer License Bundle costs $65.

~I bought a(n) Archery, Firearms, Muzzleloader license. Will the first Bonus Antlerless license I buy cost me $15 for a resident or $24 for a non-resident?
No. Your first Bonus Antlerless license will cost you $24 for a resident or $150 for a non-resident. Your second and subsequent Bonus Antlerless licenses will cost $15 for resident or $24 for a non-resident.

~What kind of license do I need to buy for the Urban Deer Zone?
An Urban Deer Zone, Resident Youth Hunt/Trap, Lifetime Comprehensive Hunting or Lifetime Comprehensive Hunting and Fishing license is required to hunt in the Urban Deer Zones unless you meet a license exemption.

PRODUCT SPECS
Draw Weight
185 lbs
Foot Pounds of Energy
142
Power Stroke
16"
FPS
400
Mass Weight
6.5 lbs
Length
35"
Width
21.5"
Arrow Lgth./Grain
22"/400
Price
$1,600.00

400 FPS

RAZR Release Date: 8/1

Features:
  • Ultralight CRT© (Carbonlite) Riser
  • Carbon Stock With Titanium Side Torque Plates (CST)
  • Reverse Cam System
  • Retractable Underarm Counterbalance Support
  • Integrated Skinning Knife
  • Micro Flight Track Inserts
  • Custom Composite Laminated Limbs
  • ADF (Anti-Dry Fire) Trigger Safety System
  • MIM (Metal Injection Mold) Tight Tolerance Trigger
  • CNC Machined Aluminum Flight Track
  • CNC Machined 7/8" Picatinny Rail
  • CROSSWIRE String and Cable System
  • Barnett Talon Crossbow Sling
  • Rope Cocking Device included
  • Allows for the Integration of a Crank Cocking Device
  • Adjustable Cheek Piece
  • Finger Reminders and Pass Through Fore-grip
SUMMARY
State-of-the-Art crossbows make your hand itch to pull out that VISA card from your wallet, don't they? And why buy that $500.00 model when you can spend only $1600.00 on this RAZR model with the adjustable cheek piece?

Imagine your joy when you bag your antler bearing deer with this 400 feet per second dazzler. Then there's your shot at bonus antler-less deer there after. Then you can let your RAZR sit on the garage shelf another year before you go out again and get your bag limit. That's only $400 per deer, plus tax and license fees.

After a couple of years, then you will assuredly want to upgrade your cross-bow after that. Right? You are Rambo, right? Here is your next crossbow: HERE  TenPoint Carbon Xtra CLS ACUdraw Crossbow, at only $2719.00 ... such a deal.


[Picture LINK] The Pinnacle of CRAFTSMANSHIP!!!!

_________________________________Reference
http://www.barnettcrossbows.com/products/crossbows/crossbows-carbon-lite/razr-2013

http://www.sportinggoodscentral.com/products/view.aspx?sku=8474942&af=1727&cse=1727&gclid=CPrKncnwrrcCFYJi7AodqhoArg
http://www.in.gov/dnr/fishwild/7389.htm
http://crossbows.findthebest.com/l/96/TenPoint-Carbon-Xtra-CLS-ACUdraw

Sunday, January 06, 2013

MooPig City Desk Department :: "Guns and Ammunition Yesterday and Today"

1860's Muzzle-loaders vs the Henry Rifle
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 6, 2012  |  Bryan TX

The Henry is a very unique rifle and a rare one. Only a little over 14,000 were produced. For a Civil War soldier, owning a Henry rifle was a point of pride. Although it was never officially adopted for service by the Union Army, many soldiers purchased Henrys with their own funds.

[Picture LINK]

The brass framed rifles could fire at a rate of 28 rounds per minute when used correctly, so soldiers who saved their pay to buy one often believed it would help them survive. They were frequently used by scouts, skirmishers, flank guards, and raiding parties, rather than in regular infantry formations.

To the amazed muzzleloader-armed Confederates who had to face this deadly "sixteen shooter", it was called "that damned Yankee rifle that they load on Sunday and shoot all week!"[wiki]

Very few captured Henry rifles were used by Confederate troops. Since those few Confederate troops who came into possession of one of these rifles had little way to resupply the special ammunition used by the weapon, its widespread use by Confederate forces was very impractical.

The rifle was, however, known to have been used at least in part by some fifteen different Confederate units. These units included cavalry units in Louisiana, Texas, and Virginia, as well as the personal bodyguards of Confederate President Jefferson Davis.[1]

2012 Guns and Ammunition

 DHS Buys 200,000 More Rounds of Ammunition | Market Daily News: "The contradiction of the Obama administration preaching gun control while simultaneously the federal government arms itself to the teeth with an arsenal that would be enough to wage a full scale 7 year ground war is jaw-dropping."

'via Blog this'

Senator Dianne Feinstein Moves To Ban ALL Assault Rifles, High Capacity Magazines, and Pistol Grips: " It it any wonder that shares of stocks like Smith & Wesson (NASDAQ:SWHC) and Ruger (NYSE:RGR) surged this morning in response to President Obama winning a second term? While the majority of stocks across the world are in the midst of a sell-off and economic conditions indicate the country is in a recession, America’s gun owners aren’t waiting to see what happens next. "





______________________Reference
http://marketdailynews.com/2013/01/04/dhs-buys-200000-more-rounds-of-ammunition/
 http://marketdailynews.com/2012/11/07/senator-dianne-feinstein-moves-to-ban-all-assault-rifles-high-capacity-magazines-and-pistol-grips/#o4Soz62KM3FgP46Q.99 
http://marketdailynews.com/2012/11/27/chuck-woolery-on-gun-control-5-reasons-why-we-cannot-ban-firearms-in-america/
http://youtu.be/evEg1VNfX3o
http://youtu.be/WxNenz7q_eY
http://www.rarewinchesters.com/articles/art_hen_07.shtml
http://winchestersutler.com/BCA_Scope.html
http://marketdailynews.com/2012/11/27/staggering-black-friday-gun-sales-causes-outages-at-the-fbi-background-check-center/
http://marketdailynews.com/2012/08/23/mystery-surrounding-1-2-billion-rounds-of-ammo-solved/






Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Vacationing Like the Kennedy's :: VW and Lampoon

One Word :: MaryJo Kopechne
by Pat Darnell and a bunch of Others

Sleepless, tireless, industrious to dredge up undivulged story lines ... MooPig Wisdom Editors take pride as they stay ever vigil to antagonistic habits of the wealthy, privileged or largesse.

"That is chiefly to protect our Middle's middle Americans," explained Merv Dooley, "hardest working sons of bitches in the world, our middle, our Bread Basket ... our divine Providence that God conceived as power sustaining and guiding human destiny to supply, serve and protect our free coastlines and borders."



"That is, be constant on the lookout for unanticipated turns of events, no matter the time, space, or architecture of the events," said Merv. [Note: Merv, Editor-in-Chief of Time, Space, and Architecture Department thinks, and acts, a lot like William Shatner playing the part of Captain Kirk]

Follows is a "good one" that many readers may never have had privilege to read back during the first go around ... from 1969 - 73 ... in aftermath of tom foolery, and horseplay that follows the Kennedy's everywhere they go -- especially while vacationing.

Edgartown, MA (1969) this was posted by Tom Sutpen
7 comments so far for the series: Twilight of the Dreamboats

Comment:
Will said...
Volkswagen sued, claiming unauthorized use of its trademark.

From Time Magazine, 11/12/73:

One Word :: Mary Jo Kopeckne
by Pat Darnell and lots of others
The National Lampoon's jejune penetrations of the frontiers of bad taste have earned it a devoted following (800,000) and hilarious profits. But a mock advertisement in Lampoon's 1973 Encyclopedia of Humor brought the magazine's madcap staffers some serious trouble. "If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today," said the realistic-looking ad copy under a photo of a Beetle floating hubcap-deep in water. The text explained that Volkswagen's watertight construction—a selling point in genuine VW ads—would have prevented the 1969 drowning of Mary Jo Kopechne. Volkswagen of America began receiving outraged letters from readers who thought that VW itself was responsible for the ghoulish idea ("I will be damned if I will buy another Volkswagen after seeing an ad like the attached," wrote one customer).

VW responded with a $30 million damage suit against Lampoon, charging violations of trademark and copyright laws and defamation. Last week Lampoon agreed to withdraw all unsold copies of the magazine by Nov. 15 (450,000 were printed), to destroy the plate of the ad, and to run Volkswagen's statement on the incident in the magazine's January issue. It seemed only fitting that the Lampoon, which has thrived on necrological humor, would at last find itself forced to kill one of its own items.

[July 18, 2009 :: 40 Years Since Chappaquiddick; Ted Kennedy 'Would Have Brought Comfort' to Mary Jo Kopechne 'In Her Old Age' ... funny Quote from this Great Article HERE
" ... As my colleague Brent Baker noted in an op-ed back in 1999, the media have come to refer to Chappaquiddick as a “Kennedy tragedy,” not a “Kopechne tragedy.”
... Perhaps the most egregious example of the liberal media planting a pro-Kennedy spin on Chappaquiddick came in a January 5, 2003 Boston Globe Magazine profile of Kennedy:
... “If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age,” wrote the Globe’s Charles Pierce. The quote was recognized as the worst of the year at the MRC’s DisHonors Awards in 2004."] (Noyes, Rich. July 18, 2009 SOURCE)

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