MooPig Re-Run :: from 9/19/09 " ... Ted Nugent Answers all your GREEN Questions"

Click HERE --where this discussion started.:
Ted Nugent versus Joe Perry vs PETA
Captured by Pat Darnell and Onorp Derf

Narrator: “Motor Town Mad Man living in Waco with a spiritual erection…. ”

Anthony Bourdain: "Curiously satisfying..."

Sans Direction: "Joe Perry, he’s got it right. He said, first in the Joe Perry Project then on Done WIth Mirrors, the post-comeback, pre-sobriety Aerosmith album, “Let The Music Do The Talking”. Joe Perry FTW."

Jack Pribek: "Best case scenario; all PETA execs are duct taped to folding chairs at a neutral location somewhere between Waco and Boston, preferably in a V.F.W. hall to witness a jam between Ted and Joe while Rachel and Anthony grill deer steaks and cook 15 bean wild bore soup that is served by PETA ad models and Hooter’s girls."

Ted Nugent: [3:16] “Anthony, I planted 100,000 trees myself …”




LINK -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aSglGw88U

StratoBlogster: "Joe Perry is a great guitar player but back in the day Nuge was over the top. I watched him climb the lighting tower sections in ‘79 at the LA Colosseum. To imagine him being the only drug-free person there is beyond human comprehension.

I go for Ted because he’ll never bore ya!"

Ted Nugent Answers all your GREEN Questions

Click HERE --where this discussion started.:
Ted Nugent versus Joe Perry vs PETA
Captured by Pat Darnell and Onorp Derf

Narrator: “Motor Town Mad Man living in Waco with a spiritual erection…. ”

Anthony Bourdain: "Curiously satisfying..."

Sans Direction: "Joe Perry, he’s got it right. He said, first in the Joe Perry Project then on Done WIth Mirrors, the post-comeback, pre-sobriety Aerosmith album, “Let The Music Do The Talking”. Joe Perry FTW."

Jack Pribek: "Best case scenario; all PETA execs are duct taped to folding chairs at a neutral location somewhere between Waco and Boston, preferably in a V.F.W. hall to witness a jam between Ted and Joe while Rachel and Anthony grill deer steaks and cook 15 bean wild bore soup that is served by PETA ad models and Hooter’s girls."

Ted Nugent: [3:16] “Anthony, I planted 100,000 trees myself …”




LINK -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aSglGw88U

StratoBlogster: "Joe Perry is a great guitar player but back in the day Nuge was over the top. I watched him climb the lighting tower sections in ‘79 at the LA Colosseum. To imagine him being the only drug-free person there is beyond human comprehension.

I go for Ted because he’ll never bore ya!"

Hermione is HAWT !!

She is so HAWT -- she's Retiring from Acting

by Pat Darnell and Staff

Pick your HAWT-est Person out there....!! It has to be Emma Watson. NO? Okay, who then?

Here is the poop:

"The 19-year-old is due to start an English and Art course at university in September and wants to enjoy her time as a normal student, away from the pressures of fame."

That's right -- enjoy time away from the pressures of FAME.

Meanwhile back at the Co-Ed dorms:

"Knock, Knock ..."
Who's there???
"Emma Watson in Burberry knickers"
HOLY SHIT !! OPEN THE DOOR -- LET HER IN..!!

The starlet, who recently featured in a Burberry advertising campaign in an attempt to shed her geeky on-screen persona, will step back from acting when she has completed work on the final Harry Potter film. (TelegraphCoUK. Digital Publisher of the year)

MooPig Editors were discussing Emma Watson last week as they all sat around the trough. "I think she is desirable," muttered older men and women of the editorial staff who were being very Poli-Correct in their remarks, so as not to alert Child Protection Agents. The younger editors claimed that Emma is one of their childhood idols. She is to them "... like Princess Di was to their own mothers ..."

Watson is currently promoting Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, which is out in July, while finishing off work on the Deathly Hallows I and Deathly Hallows II, the two films that have grown out of JK Rowling's last book in the series.

We wouldn't be MooPig if we did not make some outlandish claim about our topic.

Our Director of Gossip and Mongering, Pete Moss, said he "Thought Hermione -- Emma Watson -- probably is in our hearts and minds to such a high degree, mostly due to recent deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Those two left a cavern of wanton fan-ship desire." [Director Pete Moss is rarely listened to, but most often quoted...] "This is not about having a pair of DD's, you bunch of doe-eyed grazers," said Pete who was a wee bit indignant.

Dolly Madison, Typeset Journeywoman, piped in "Just what the Hell are you getting on about, Pete?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Pete replied to everyone's bovine eyes looking dazedly at him. "Hawt-ness factors allude to Farrah Fawcett in 1976, and Michael Jackson in the 1980's."

"Look," said Pete Moss: "This is what Emma said recently -- " '...I want to forget about hair and makeup,' she said in an interview with The Times. 'Sometimes on a publicity tour I can't remember what time it is, what country I'm in.' "

"It is genius... it makes her 'available now... it is an exit stage strategy akin to King Lear, with everyone wanting more EMMA!" concluded Pete, driving home his theory.

"So, Pete, you are saying those two had to die so that Hermione, aka Emma Watson, would make mercury rise in the HAWT-ness Factor of humanity's need to lick and stick their collective fingers in the air and test the climate?" said Dolly with new respect for Pete.

"Yes, yes," said Pete building his case further:"See here what she says in her most understated manner:" ... her long-awaited screen kiss with Rupert Grint, better known as Harry Potter's friend Ron Weasley ... 'We did it two weeks ago," she said. 'Four takes one way and two takes with the camera in the other direction. Six takes altogether.'

"There was much muttering, nodding and tail swishing, some butting and name calling, and a horse fly almost started another stampede; but in the end all of MooPig's Editorial Staff came to an agreement:

EMMA WATSON -- HERMIONE -- IS HAWT !!! Read All About It...

EXTRA NOTE: Someone might want to tell Hugh Hefner that Emma -- age nineteen now -- is available maybe for sharing his revolving brothel velveteen bed and boudoir, and that he should get rid of those three old broads who all turned twenty-nine last year...

ONE OTHER NOTE: Sans Direction coined the term HAWT, and MooPig wishes to acknowledge his genius and grander sense of all things.... (Sans Direction)

AND FOR PETE'S SAKE: Can anyone tell us where to find Emma Watson's Rookie Card???

Tit for Tatt: Stars become Scars on a Face

"When a Tattoo hits your face, like Big Pizza plates; That's a Stupido..." Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This following story contains misheard requests, or not, and that is called "Litigation."
Well, someone heard the wrong instructions:

Thanks to our Special Friend, Sans Direction -- Borrowed Obsession: Mindless Yobs In The News, for pointing this one out:
Retrieved HERE

I'll pay for half those star tattoos to be removed, says the man who engraved 56 on 18-year-old girl's face
By Mail Foreign Service

The tattooist embroiled in a row with a teenage girl who claims he tattooed 56 stars on her face when she only asked for three has said he will help pay for them to be removed.

Rouslan Toumaniantz said today that Kimberley Vlaminck 'absolutely' agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face.

But now the 18-year-old is suing Toumaniantz, claiming she had asked him for only three stars - and had fallen asleep during the procedure, waking up to a nightmare in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai.

Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - said he would help pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face,' he told newspaper La Derniere Heure.

'A witness, a woman who was present, has already been questioned by police, and she confirms it.

'But be that as it may: Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client. There is a way to remove the tattoos with the help of a laser. I accept to pay for half the cost.'

Toumaintz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, said Kimberley was awake and actually looked in the mirror several times during the procedure to see how it was going.

He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted'.

'The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.

'They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!

'She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.'

To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500.

But even the most advanced laser techniques would, while removing the tattoos, leave deep white marks all across Kimberley's face.

She has launched legal proceedings against Toumanaintz seeking damages, plus the money for the operation.

He was questioned by police earlier this year but they decided it was a civil matter and that there was nothing they could do.

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

Toumanaintz said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.