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Sunday, April 18, 2010

MooPig Site Reviews :: "Today's Lesson in Logic"

At "Bloodthirsty Liberal," January 2006 - present
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

WHY “BLOODTHIRSTY”, WHY “LIBERAL”?
"Bloodthirsty is easy to explain—especially if you’re Thomas Jefferson:
  • "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"That’s a sentiment any liberal can get behind—or so I had thought. Aunt Agatha and I (the eponymous Bloodthirsty Liberal), the two voices heard here, are recovering liberals
..."
"It was lonely out there at first, but there are enough us around in public and private to make for pleasant company. It was bloodthirsty liberals, after all, who helped Bush beat Kerry. Despite an unpopular war, a disputed election, and an opponent unencumbered by an impeached predecessor, Bush increased his vote total over 2000. Where do you think those votes came from? You’re right, and you’re welcome.

"Read the blog to learn what we think on individual topics. God knows we’re not slaves to Bush, and this blog ain’t about him. He just happens to “get it” more than most. (HERE)"
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Bloodthirsty Liberal  |  February 25, 2009
Do condom ads reflect the mind-sets of nations? In the U.S., we get faux-patriotism and soft-core porn, while the French have safe sex on the beach. Now, from Germany, comes a dour dose of angst via Grey in a campaign for Doc Morris Pharmacies. The message: Use a condom, and be sure you’re not bringing the next Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler or Mao Zedong into the world.

All entirely reasonable.

But why not a spermatozoon with this familiar coif on its crown?



Ladies, don’t get into the back seat of a car—or front, for that matter—with anyone carrying this seed.
PHOTO: Source Unknown.
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Bloodthirsty Liberal  |  February 26, 2009
"One of the traps of formal logic is the false syllogism: an incorrect or misleading conclusion from two premises. My favorite example is Woody Allen’s:
  • 'All men are mortal. Socrates was a man. Therefore, all men are Socrates.'"

So, when I come across two distinct stories, and find some disturbing conclusions, let’s understand up front that I could be wrong. (Read entire article HERE...)

But I don’t think so.

Story ... (from MyPetJawa. Rusty at February 25, 2009):
"A new poll from World Public Opinion pretty much confirms everything we thought we knew about the Muslim world: that while not directly supporting al Qaeda, large majorities of Muslims around the world support many of al Qaeda’s goals, hate the US, are clamoring to replace secular repression with religious repression, are paranoid conspiracy theorists, and have no problem with killing US soldiers."

The good news, of course is that large majorities in Muslim countries reject killing American civilians. But that’s about where the good news begins and ends.
The worst news? Support by Muslims for attacks against American civilians has actually increased over the past two years."

There follow gallons and hogsheads of data. Go there to read. [more article from the Bloodthirsty Liberal HERE] ...

Friday, August 08, 2008

Another Execution in TEXAS and We forgot to write about AIDS, Artificial Insemination by the Donor's Sperm

MooPig Editors have noticed a growing trend. "We see a sincere confusion in the minds of the entire human population concerning human Sperm, and its role in society," reply the editors.
MooPig understands the need for good reportage in the name of Human Sperm. So it has begun a special task force to sort out the various categories of sperm transmissions.
PHOTOS: are a random casserole of images from Monty Python's Flying Circus... (np/retrieved today)

_________Subject: Gang-rape/ Death Penalty
[One of nearly 3000 articles, Retrieved HERE for critical review by MooPigsters]
Murderer Medellin Executed At LastNo Thanks To Bush Administration By Brenda Walker

With the long-postponed August 5 execution of illegal alien Mexican Jose Medellin for the brutal 1993 gang-rape and murder of two Houston girls, Jennifer Ertman, 14, and Elizabeth Pena, 16, in 1993, a sense of relief has passed throughout Texas and beyond.

Medellin lived in jail for longer than at least one of his victims lived on earth—15 years. Too long, if you believe that justice delayed is justice denied.

Not only was Medellin a depraved gangmember of the worst kind, he had become a poster Mexican martyr—revealing much that is wrong with the White House, where the Mexichurian President took the side of the killer and worked against the families of the murdered girls. Bush leaned hard on the Texas courts to consider the objection of the International Court of Justice—that Medellin's arrest did not include informing him of his right to contact the Mexican Consulate under the Vienna Convention—yet another instance of his energetic pursuit of the well-being of Mexicans to the detriment of American citizens.

Bush's meddling was a clear violation of the separation of powers, one of the basic principles of our system of government. As Rep. Ted Poe (R-TX, and a former judge) remarked on CNN (Oct 10, 2007), "...under the separation of powers, the president hasn't—does not have any authority over any court to tell them what to do. And the highest court in Texas recently ruled, in all respect to the president, that he has no jurisdiction in this matter at all."( read the entire article HERE)

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AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)

NOTE: I don't know if you have ever seen this file or not, but several years ago it was a big hit on many GBBS Apple boards. Anyhow, here's the same file converted to IBM format. Enjoy, and please pass it on. - Mr. WeatherDISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this file are not the beliefs of the authors, are for humor purposes only, and not meant to be taken seriously. If you are offended in any way by this file, please stop reading it.

%*)#!+-|}8#g%*#{;".<;)&>?#$)}:;/%^<>.#()? ^#$&#$ AIDS: FACT OR FICTION? &*@&}@ |@(@%! typed and written by @?\:*@ #>!<:! Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and *$?%&* ^&*)#" Mr. Weather }|$*$#
#1. The shooting script of the 'Funniest Joke In The World' sketch from Series 1, Show 1 (05/01/1969) originally included an interview with a man reminiscing about Germans dropping jokes on Britain during the war. Pixley quotes a line: "I remember the lady at the sweetshop - she copped one in January... there was a very good rude one in March, which caused a lot of trouble in the Wandsworth area...". Johnson notes that the sketch also featured a speech from Churchill. [NOTE: Johnson also mentions other sketches present in the original script which were dropped but resurfaced in later shows, including 'Lingerie Robbery', 'Dirty Fork', 'Johann Gambolputty...Of Ulm', the 'Donkey Rides' joke, and Palin's 'Redcoat' linkman. Also a Milano V Napoli fight originally broke out at the end of the 'Italian Lesson' sketch.]

:<#($#$%>:'{( %|%#%<./":[])_# *%%+!#$5!g#&# 1/11/86INTRODUCTION---

When was the last time you were in a shopping mall and observed a human foaming at the mouth, eating his shirt, and using a solar flashlight?

Well, this person has been inflicted with AIDS, the disease that effects the entire family.

Now is the time to stop this terrible disease called AIDS. Millions of people each year are stricken with chicken-pox. By now, you are probably thinking; "Why in the Hell can't my oven freeze water??" Well, most ovens can't freeze water, but that doesn't matter now.....
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As seen, Sperm remains a very hot topic, as old as seraphic governance and just as misunderstood. We would hope this introduction will somehow alert society to the dire need for more knowledge about the subject!!

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