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Lowest Form of Humor Department
by Pat Darnell and the Herd | Feb 4, 2012 | Bryan TX
MooPig's Lowest Form of Humor Picks Department preys on persons' looks. We are mesmerized by the images we run across online. Give us more images! But, it is truly the lowest form of humor to make fun of someone's looks. Eh?
That doesn't bother us. Today we have selected the governor of Florida, Rick Scott, who we think exemplifies the new, and future, "look" of politicians in the USA.
Big eye stare, haunting smile, fetish crazed jaundice, bald pate, skin stretched tightly over a skull, obsessive compulsorily confused... that is the LOOK!
Here are a few Examples:
All images are unretouched, that is , unretouched by human hands. Everything you see here is unreconstructed for your viewing delectation ...
MooPig thinks this "new and future look" is the look of zestful gloom, melancholy pain, sadness, sorrow, trouble, unhappiness, and worry.
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http://www.browardbeat.com/found-gov-rick-scotts-double/
http://southfloridadailyblog.blogspot.com/2011/01/rick-scott-truly-outsider.html
http://www.salon.com/2011/02/25/rick_scott_joins_the_scott_walker_fan_club/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/donkeyhotey/6203736333/
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Saturday, February 04, 2012
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Drill 'dat Som' Bitch...! Then let's watch Barbarella

by Pat Darnell

That's right: Hit it! Gettin ready for August 2015... I was slacking through the net looking for any article with Hottest Sci-Fi Girls for this year, when I happened onto this Global Warming Article. They're kind of related subjects, right? I have a yen for futurism-like stuff...
Arctic will have first ice-free summer in 2015: Researcher
Kevin Rollason, Winnipeg Free Press
Published: Friday, December 05, 2008
WINNIPEG - The ice that has covered the Arctic basin for a million years will be gone in little more than six years because of global warming, a University of
Manitoba geoscientist said.And David Barber said that once the sea ice is gone, more humans will be attracted to the Arctic, bringing with them even more ill effects.
What? Like Drilling for oil in that virgin territory? It's like Science Fiction becomes non-fiction.
"We'll always have ice in the winter time in the Arctic, but it will always be first-year ice," Barber said on Friday.

Barber has said before the Arctic basin would be free of summer sea ice some time between 2013 and 2030.
But their research about recent changes in the Arctic has allowed them to pinpoint the date even closer.
"2007 was a really big drawback year - it lost a lot," Barber said.
"In 2008 it recovered a bit... [SOURCEWinnipeg Free Press 2008]
Marcel Mochet/AFP/Getty Images
He said he estimates the Arctic sea should
see its first ice-free summer around 2015."That has got industry very interested in the Arctic," he said. "That will put more pressure there.
"The change is happening so quickly."

And Now for the Top TEN global warming hot Sci-Fi females 2008 [SOURCE]:


10) Billie Piper as Rose Tyler
9) Jessica Alba as Max Guevara
8) Samus Aran from Metroid
7) Evangeline Lilly as Kate Austen
6) Tricia Helfer as Number Six
5) Jane Fonda as Barbarella
4) Terry Farrell as Jadzia DAx
3) Lena Headey as Sarah Connor
2) Natasha Henstridge as Sil
1) Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia

Strange list, for sure. contest it at the link..
Is it called the Oedipus Effect when fiction becomes truth due to pre-cognition from pre-sage prophesy for what ever reason?
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