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Saturday, July 31, 2010

All Blacks Rugby: MooPig is a Fan




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All Blacks hammer Wallabies
JIM MORTON | July 31, 2010 - 10:14PM  |  Retrieved for Edumacational Porpoises by Pat Darnell  |   [SOURCE]

The Wallabies failed to learn from past mistakes and were hung, drawn and quartered 49-28 by New Zealand on Saturday night to fall to their worst home loss in seven years.

Australia were their own worst enemies at Etihad Stadium to lose any realistic hope of regaining the Bledisloe Cup but nothing can be taken away from the outstanding All Blacks who all but sealed the Tri-Nations title half-way through the competition with the seven-try rout.

After the excitement of the vibrant 30-13 win over South Africa, the Wallabies, desperate for a consistent back-to-back performances, once again returned to earth with an almighty thud.
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It was their biggest loss on home soil since suffering a 50-21 defeat to NZ in 2003, capping their worst trans-Tasman losing streak in 63 years.

All Blacks maestro Dan Carter finished with 19 points and skipper Richie McCaw was a stand-out in their scintillating display to guide his team to their eighth straight trans-Tasman Test win - their best run since 1947.

Whereas five of Australia's previous seven losses came after they leading at halftime, they were blown away in a 15-minute period in the first half when the visitors turned on three tries.

They once again fell into bad habits and paid the price.

Restarts were not claimed, kicks failed to find touch and crucial tackles weren't made.

Everything had looked good early as the home side tested the world's top team with their fast-paced continuity game.

Matt Giteau opened their account with a fourth-minute penalty following his own 70m line-break, but the Wallabies allowed Carter to square the scores from the kick-off.

Even worse was to follow in a crazy start.

Winger Drew Mitchell charged down Carter to score in the right corner, but the All Blacks' five-eighth immediately made amends by charging down an off-key Berrick Barnes to score himself.

Carter's ensuing conversion put the visitors in the lead 10-8, and they widened the margin to seven after Jerome Kaino forced a ruck turnover off Mitchell to spark a slick counterattack which ended with Mils Muliaina crossing from a desperate Cory Jane chip.

While the Wallabies were able to grow their score through penalty goals, the more clinical All Blacks did it through tries.

Making it more galling for Robbie Deans, NZ's third five-pointer, to McCaw who swooped on loose ruck ball, came while they were down to 14 men with prop Owen Franks sin-binned for a shoulder charge.

It was a blow that gave NZ a 22-11 lead and seemed to break the Wallabies back.

Mitchell then copped the first of his two yellow cards and while he was off Jane pushed off a flimsy attempted tackle by Richard Brown to cross in the corner for a bonus point and a 32-14 half-time lead.

The bonus-point win lifts the All Blacks to 15 points from three games to have a firm grip on the Tri-Nations trophy.

Australia (4) must win next week's return clash in Christchurch to stay alive while defending champions South Africa (0) are out of what looks a one-horse race.

Wallabies skipper Rocky Elsom, among the best of a badly-beaten team, rued a lack of precision and physicality in front of a 51,409 Melbourne crowd.

"The scoreline was a pretty fair judgement," Elsom said.

"We were off the pace tonight."

Elsom and Adam Ashley-Cooper, knocked-out in making a heavy tackle on Joe Rokocoko in the first half, crossed for second half tries but the result was never in doubt. (Morton, Jim. 31 July 2010. HERE)

© 2010 AAP

Friday, July 30, 2010

Heroic Events


This is about Kidneys and the Walk of Life ...
retrieved by Pat Darnell

Shad Ireland is now 38, was not supposed to live past 25 after undergoing two unsuccessful transplants. Does that put your senses on edge? It does mine.
" ... Most athletes in perfect health would not attempt an Ironman, which starts with 2.4-mile swim, followed by a 112-mile bike ride and 26.2-mile run. (excerpt) ... Ironman competitors tend to "get to a point where they say they can't take it anymore," Ireland said. ... ""

Shad Ireland, world's only dialysis Ironman, visiting Parsippany, N.J., patients today
BY ROB JENNINGS • STAFF WRITER • JULY 30, 2010 | [SOURCE]

" ... Ireland overcame the odds — and, in 2004, completed the Lake Placid Ironman in New York. He was the first, and said he remains the only, kidney dialysis patient to complete an Ironman.

[Read entire Article HERE] ... "

" ... Ireland, on Friday, will be visiting the Fresenius Medical Care dialysis clinic in Parsippany, where 114 patients ranging from age 21 to some in their 90s undergo treatment.

Meryl DeLuca, a social worker at the clinic, said, "Mr. Ireland is a wonderful inspiration to people, that they can work with kidney failure and get on with their life." ... "

Thursday, July 29, 2010

FWD :: FWD Email; the LORD'S Baseball Game -- Couples --

Sustenance of a Married Man
retrieved just in time by Pat Darnell


He Said To Me!
[ ... ]
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on
the sofa and do nothing but fart


He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.


He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.


He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . .. A widow.


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than singlewomen?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Gnomes

Monday, July 26, 2010

Ask AP, Associated Press :: "Germany offers Asylum?"

What Could be the Risk getting Asylum in Germany?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Pair of Dees for Educational Purposes


Jul 24, 9:27 AM EDT | [SOURCE]

Germany offers asylum to 50 Iranian dissidents

By VANESSA GERA
Associated Press Writer

BERLIN (AP) -- The German government says it is offering asylum to 50 Iranian dissidents who took part in the massive street protests that erupted after elections there last year.

A spokesman for Germany's Interior Ministry said 12 of the 50 Iranians have already arrived in Germany and one more is expected in the coming week.

He said the others are mostly in Turkey waiting for Germany to finish examining their cases.

The Interior Ministry spokesman spoke on a customary condition of anonymity required by many German officials.

Germany had originally planned to take in up to 20 Iranians but raised the number to 50 after a group of Iranians already living in exile in Germany and the rights group Reporters Without Borders complained it wasn't doing enough.

© 2010 The Associated Press ...

In Heaven the Lovers are Italian
The Cooks are French
The Horsemen are Spaniard
The Brewers are Irish
The Bankers are Swiss
Car Makers are German
and the The Police are English


But ... in Hell ...
The lovers  oil drillers are English
The Cooks are Irish
The Horsemen are French
The Brewers are Swiss
The Bankers are Italian
The Car Makers are Spaniard
and the Police are German ... eh?

Today's Stampede


"My boyfriend pulled me out over the bodies, otherwise we would both have died in there. How can I ever forget those faces? The faces of the dead."

25 July 2010 | [Read Entire Article HERE]
Stampede at German Love Parade festival kills 19
[ ... Excerpt ... ]  " ... German President Christian Wulff issued a statement saying: "It is terrible that such a catastrophe brought death, suffering and pain to a peaceful festival full of happy young people from many countries."

The event attracts music fans from all over the world, with floats from Brazil, Russia, the Netherlands, Spain and Australia among other nations.

The floats had been expected to parade through the city for 10 hours. Many top international DJs also perform.

The event began in Berlin in 1989 as a peace demonstration and developed into a huge open-air music festival. (SOURCE Link) ... "

" ... The original Berlin Love Parade reportedly grew from a 1989 peace demonstration into a huge outdoor celebration of club culture that drew about 1.5 million people at its peak in 1999."

British DJ at the festival: ''Organisers told us to carry on playing."


At least 19 people have been killed in a stampede at the Love Parade dance music festival in the German city of Duisburg, police have said.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Endorsements :: Colorado Elections



We want Someone to Be One of Us .. Right?
by Pat Darnell

Who is the real insider? Who will lead us into the face of untruth; Why should you vote for me? i DON'T wear high heels.

This story is about partisans fighting for Colorado legislator. First heard on Public Radio last week, here is some follow up.

"I'm glad Jane wasn't offended,"

[SOURCE] ... Buck replied. "It wasn't meant in an offensive way."

Buck and Norton then left personal disputes largely untouched until late in the half-hour session, when they exchanged sharper words over which one of them can control a budget.

Asked whether voters can believe them on any subject, Norton leaped forward to say politicians should "do what you say you're going to do." She repeated that she cut the budget she controlled as head of the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, while Buck's budget as Weld County prosecutor grew quickly.

"She continues to repeat those lines as if repeating them will make them true," said Buck, disputing Norton's figures on how much his department expanded. In the end, he said, "it was a good investment" because of steep reductions in Weld County crime. ..."  (King, Stephen; had absolutely nothing to do with this post)


MooPig moans: A debate that could have turned into a blast fest for us, just pooped into a regular pile of sun fresh election manure slinging. Shucks.

BP Corporate Organizational Chart

B P , Bird Power
retrieved by Pat Darnell


When top level guys look down, they see only shit;
When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...

MooPig Internet Movements and Trends Spotter Review



Internet Suitcase Models and "Alice's Restaurant"
by Pat Darnell

Alice's Restaurant
" ...
And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints.
 And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.".
 And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him.
 And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.

And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out.

 They may think it's an organization.

 And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out.

 And friends they may thinks it's a movement. ... "

" ... And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar. ... " (By Arlo Guthrie. 1966. Appleseed Music Inc. All Rights Reserved)

Saturday, July 24, 2010

IRAN Stones Women




This is not parody ...
Retrieved by Pat Darnell
[Read Article HERE] " ... Despite the sentencing delay, human rights activists want to remind the world of Ashtiani's plight, said Mina Ahadi, chairman of the International Committee Against Execution and Stoning, one of the groups leading Saturday's protests.
"The fact is, the execution can still happen," Ahadi said. "And, often times in Iran, these types of executions will happen without any notice."
Protests planned worldwide against execution of Iranian woman
By Karen Smith, CNN | July 24, 2010 | [SOURCE]

" ... "International pressure is what causes change," Ahadi said. "The authorities in Iran aren't immune to this pressure -- we want to release Ashtiani, and we think these rallies are a huge factor in doing so."

Earlier this month, Ashtiani's lawyer, Mohammad Mostafaei, told CNN that she confessed to the crime after being subjected to 99 lashes.

She later recanted the confession and has denied wrongdoing, he said. ... (Smith, Karen. 07.24.2010; HERE)" ... "
****
From HERE  QuaranicPath Website ::  " ... "This is a chapter We have sent down and made obligatory. We have sent down clear revelations in it so that you may take heed: flog the male and the female adulterers and fornicators (الزانية والزاني) one hundred times. Do not let compassion for them keep you from carrying out Allah's law if you believe in Allah and the Last Day - and ensure a group of believers witnesses the punishment." (Qur'an 24:2) ... "

" .... [Read entire Article HERE] " ... In this Verse, Allah clearly defines an earthly punishment for the above sinners - one hundred lashes. The believers listen to Allah and obey Him. However, so-called followers of the Qur'an, disguised believers, have come up with a teaching violating the Qur'an. The above Verse defines the punishment for both adulterers and fornicators, the Arabic words used (الزانية والزاني) covers both adulterers and fornicators - it refers to all types of extramarital sex. The punishment they propose is one hundred lashes for the fornicator, but killing the adulterer by stoning him or her to death. This punishment has not been prescribed anywhere in the Qur'an. However, it is a punishment described in the Bible and appears in the books of hadith, despite being contradictory to Quranic teachings. ... (All materials can be freely copied, printed or distributed. Please cite this website as the source. HERE)"

Vacationing in the South?

Don't shake hands with the Tar Baby...

The Tar Baby Review
[SOURCE]
All week long the Southern Blacks taught us Northerners about the South. And to demonstrate their warnings, which had been unheeded before, they staged a TAR BABY REVUE, in case we didn't remember. See, as I see it, the Tar Baby never speaks. No matter how sullen or downcast the Tar Baby is, don't approach him. And worse, never sock him because you'll never free your hand. Anyway, the FROGS performed beautifully and everybody was allowed to attend, even the Whites.

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