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Sunday, June 01, 2014

MooPig Porn Department :: "Huff Post -- 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked"

Porn Driven Media Eaters
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  June 1, 2014  |  Bryan TX



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Huff Post tempts us with a fetching title. What ever do they mean. Well, they're right. My Online Dictionary says: "...television programs, magazine, books, etc. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a nonsexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience. For Example: 'a thrilling throwback to the golden age of disaster movies—weather porn of the highest order' ... "

That opens up lots of avenues for gaffes and giggles. Read the referenced article ...

The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked: "These days, a beautiful photo of a sandwich isn't just a beautiful photo of a sandwich, and a snazzy photo of a Mercedes isn't just a snazzy photo of a Mercedes. They're porn, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. It's not quite clear when we started using the word "porn" to describe all things visually appealing. But here we are, and if you can't beat them, join them with a massive ranking of porn types, I guess? Here they are in order of greatness."

'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
We are ravenous "porn" driven media eaters. And there is no change in sight.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/best-porn_n_5337066.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular






Sunday, February 02, 2014

MooPig Momma from the Ship Don't Jump Department :: "Another Cruise Ship Norovirus Thing"

Cruise Ship Illnesses, Norovirus's Revenge 
Mashed articles by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 2, 20104  |  Bryan TX


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Another cruise ship returns with ill passengers: "The Caribbean Princess departed Jan. 25 for the Caribbean with more than 4,200 people on board. It returned Thursday night instead of Saturday. Cruise liners are required to report to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention if more than 3 percent of the passengers on board the ship become sick."

'via Blog this'

" ... According to the CDC website, there are about a dozen cases annually where so many people become ill on a cruise, the vast majority with norovirus. This year there have already been three reported cases, including on the Caribbean Princess, and at least two appear to be due to that stomach virus. Cruise Lines International Association reports that more than 20 million people took cruises in 2012. (Ramit Plushnick-Masti of Associated Press. Feb 1, 2014. LINK) ..."

CONCLUSION
We are officially crossing Take a Cruise off our bucket list.



________________Reference
http://news.msn.com/us/cruise-line-cites-fog-not-illness-for-return
http://news.msn.com/us/royal-caribbean-says-cruise-ship-arrives-with-ill-passengers?ocid=msnnws
http://news.msn.com/us/ship-where-nearly-700-fell-ill-being-sanitized?ocid=msnnws
http://news.msn.com/us/fire-breaks-out-on-royal-caribbean-cruise-ship?ocid=msnnws
http://news.msn.com/us/us-officials-probe-illnesses-on-caribbean-cruise#tscptmf
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/11/moopig-report-from-middle-demographics.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/01/moopigs-trend-spotter-department-lots.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/01/moopigs-trend-spotter-department-cruise.html
http://www.pvgglobal.com/
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/01/moopigs-vacation-like-kennedy-taking.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_world's_largest_cruise_ships
http://www.royalcaribbeanpresscenter.com/downloadFS.php/?id=19
http://elliott.org/the-travel-critic/how-safe-is-a-cruise/
http://www.cruisejunkie.com/Overboard.html
http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/vsp/surv/gilist.htm#2010
http://www.shipcruise.org/cruise-ship-passenger-capacity-ratings/
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1283799588
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Ask+Someone+Who+Cares
http://www.royalcaribbeanblog.com/2013/09/04/royal-caribbean-bans-smoking-balconies
http://www.royalcaribbeanblog.com/2014/01/24/another-royal-caribbean-ship-experiencing-norovirus-outbreak
http://www.royalcaribbeanblog.com/



Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Vacationing Like the Kennedys' :: PR Nightmares, Cruises


The call came into the Lake Worth Coast Guard at 2:52 a.m.
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  May 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Here's the Advertisement:
Cruise from Baltimore on the newly renovated Grandeur of the Seas! There is no limit to the possibilities for fun and relaxation on this reimagined cruise ship.

BBC News - Royal Caribbean cruise cancelled in Bahamas after fire:   EXCERPT  |   "A fire has broken out aboard a Royal Caribbean cruise ship, forcing more than 2,200 passengers to end their trip early.

"The Grandeur of the Seas had left Baltimore on Friday and was en route to CocoCay in the Bahamas when fire broke out in the mooring area in the early hours of Monday, the company said. Passengers were mustered to assembly points for several hours while the fire was put out.

"No serious injuries were reported."

'via Blog this'
Come hell or low water, and fire, many people will still go on cruises. Each of modern cruise ships today carries upwards 2000 passengers and 700 or more crew members. The fire on this vessel was a "Class A" which means wood and combustibles were on fire. On today's calamity at sea, aboard the Grandeur of the Sea, "... all 2,224 guests and 796 crew have been accounted for, and there have been no injuries of guests or crew reported. The safety of our guests and crew is our top priority, and we will continue to focus on their needs and concerns. ( WPTV Web Team. 5.27.2013. LINK) ... "

One passenger tells of her 3AM "abandon all hope" cruise ship experience:
  

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-22685364
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/fire-onboard-royal-caribbean-grandeur-of-the-seas-cruise-ship-out#ixzz2UZCfUmEO

Sunday, April 07, 2013

Vacationing like the Kennedy's :: "Medical Tourist Adventures?"

All is Vanity? Nope.
Retracted Opinions by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 7, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] The source of inspiration for Adad Hannah’s installation is an image made in 1892 by an eighteen-year-old illustrator named Charles Allan Gilbert (1873-1929). Gilbert’s drawing, entitled All Is Vanity, remains one of the world’s most famous optical illusions.

This summer, millions will be headed out to foreign lands for vacation, adventure, tourism, or just a beautiful beach.

But how about hip surgery or a multiple bypass or a facelift? You might find yourself on the Buddha tour to save your life, or improve your looks. For example, Thailand is an exotic vacation spot known for its Buddhas, its beaches, its brothels, and the bustle of Bangkok. It is also a medical vacationer's hotspot.

One thing remains totally common to all humans -- their bodies. A doctor, surgeon, nurse, or dentist can live anywhere in the world, and practice his trade. Humans will be humans. Is it vanity that delivers us to foreign countries for medical touch ups? Not really. It is mainly about money.

Quietly, American retirees have moved to Mexico for "a health care plan with no limits, no deductibles, free medicines, tests, X-rays, eyeglasses, even dental work — all for a flat fee of $250 or less a year." Retiree emigrants call it the "healthcare alternative." There are "between 40,000 and 80,000 U.S. retirees living in Mexico."
" ... Bob Story, 75, of St. Louis, had prostate-reduction surgery at an IMSS hospital in Mazatlán and discovered that patients were expected to bring their own pillows. It was a small price to pay, he said, for a surgery that would have cost thousands of dollars back home.
"I would say it's better than any health plan I've had in the States," he said. (Chris Hawley, USA TODAY. Updated 9/1/2009) ... "

Most of the following referenced articles are from a year or more ago.

Vacation, Adventure And Surgery? - CBS News: "A growing number of tourists are doing just that, combining holidays with health care, and that's because a growing number of countries are offering first-rate medical care at Third-World prices. Many of these medical tourists can't afford health care at home (the 40 million uninsured Americans, for example). Others are going for procedures not covered by their insurance: cosmetic surgery or infertility treatment, for example."

'via Blog this'
" ... The Bumrungrad hospital, in Bangkok, treats four hundred thousand foreign patients annually. Malaysia had almost six hundred thousand medical tourists last year. And South Korea had more than a hundred thousand, nearly a third of them American.
For Americans, the attraction is obvious: medical care is a lot cheaper abroad. At CIMA Hospital, in Costa Rica, for instance, hip-replacement surgery costs around fifteen thousand dollars, roughly a sixth of the average here. (April 16, 2012. James Surowiecki. LINK) ... "
" ... A few years ago, the grocery-store chain Hannaford set up a partnership for the benefit of its employees with a well-accredited Singaporean hospital. Singapore is one of the most prosperous countries in the world, but medical care there is still significantly cheaper than in the U.S., so the arrangement looked like a model for how medical tourism might work. But none of Hannaford’s workers were interested in going to Singapore. (ibid. Surowiecki.) ... "

Uncertainty has kept companies and institutions from signing up for cheaper overseas healthcare. Terrorists attacks in India. Hamas rockets in Israel. Kidnappings in Mexico. Concerns about security in foreign countries might have dissuaded medical tourism and surgery vacations, but the idea is in its infancy. US Healthcare providers, soon to be reformed by Obama-care, have high deductibles on medical procedures and surgeries. Healthcare companies for profit will have to revamp their fee basis, but:
" ... That’s because often the incentive for individuals is cost. In the U.S., a hip-replacement surgery can cost $30,000 to $40,000 for uninsured patients, according to BlueCross BlueShield of North Carolina, compared with about $9,000 in India and $12,000 in Singapore.

But unless employees are uninsured or underinsured—that is, they have high out-of-pocket costs associated with surgeries—there is no financial incentive steering them overseas for care.

In 2007, some 750,000 Americans traveled abroad for care, according to estimates by the Deloitte Center for Health Solutions, which is part of the Deloitte audit and advisory firm. Most were uninsured or under-insured individuals. A few were employees whose firms gave them an incentive to go. (Jeremy Smerd. Published: January 13, 2009 Updated: September 15, 2011. LINK) ... "
This medical vacation concept is unusual because the patient -- in need of less costly healthcare -- is traveling across national borders from a more highly economically developed country to less developed countries. Providing the patient can survive the rigors of the trips, the new model of the medical tourist is "one jetting around the world for often serious, and complex, medical and surgical care."

The United States spends two-and-a-half times more than OECD countries,  Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, average health expenditure per person ... USA even spends twice as much as France, for example, a country which is generally accepted as having very good health services. "At 17.4% of GDP in 2009, US health spending is half as much again as any other country, and nearly twice the average. (ibid. LINK) ... "

The traveling out of US for healthcare is a symptom rather than a solution. It is a way of getting around the problem rather than fixing it.

Table. Percentages of How Patients get information about Overseas facilities
Method ... Alternate Medicine -- Modern Medicine
Word of mouth from old patients ... 19 (100%) -- 15 (88.24%)
Own Website ... 14(73.68%) -- 10 (58.82%)
Website of Tourism Department ... 5 (26.32%) -- 3 (17.65%)
Advertising ... 1 (5.26%) -- 1 (5.88%)
Direct Marketing ... 1 (5.26%) -- 1 (5.88%)
Fairs ... 1 (5.26%) -- 0
(This Table shows the passive attitude of both Alternate Medicine as well as Modern Medicine by stressing on ‘Word of mouth from old patients’. Website development is the only serious effort the majority of players take as an individual initiative.)

All Is Vanity :: Original source image by Charles Allen Gilbert, 1892
" ... ENTER the main cardiac operating-room at Bangalore's Wockhardt hospital ... many innovations in health care that have been devised in India. Its entrepreneurs are channelling the country's rich technological and medical talent towards frugal approaches that have much to teach the rich world's bloated health-care systems. Dr Jawali is feted today as a pioneer, but he remembers how Western colleagues ridiculed him for years for advocating his inventive “awake surgery”. He thinks that snub reflects an innate cultural advantage enjoyed by India. (Health care in India. the economist. Apr 16th 2009. LINK) ... "
SUMMARY
Rich countries spend more than poor countries.... for nearly every country, if you know how rich they are, you can predict their health spending per person per year to within a few hundred dollars. The United States is an exception – "Americans spend nearly $3000 per person per year more than Swiss people, even though Swiss people have about the same level of income. (Source: OECD Health Data 2011.)"

That is why for pure vanity, or for saving on costly medical procedures and surgeries, many patients take the option to travel to less rich countries.

__________________________Reference
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18560_162-689998.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/21/60minutes/main689998_page4.shtml
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_tourism
http://www.indushealth.com/news_articles.aspx
http://www.epicski.com/t/112386/my-excellent-toe-surgery-adventure-hallux-rigidus-plate-screw-fusion-and-osteotomy/210
http://www.tampabay.com/features/travel/buenos-aires-vacation-is-an-urban-adventure/1238856
http://www.continentalmedicaltourism.com/news/
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57496219/72-rescued-from-ship-taking-on-water-in-alaska/
http://www.bbb.org/myrtle-beach/business-reviews/marketing-programs-and-services/vacation-adventures-international-in-little-river-sc-8000407/complaints
http://www.oecd.org/health/health-systems/49084355.pdf
http://www.economist.com/node/13496367?story_id=13496367
http://www.facs.org/fellows_info/bulletin/2009/unti0409.pdf
http://www.smartmoney.com/spend/column/consumer_action/?story=20070312

Sunday, February 12, 2012

MooPig's Vacation like a Kennedy :: "Taking a Cruise?" PART TWELVE

More Ship Disasters on Ultimate Travel and Vacation Cruise
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Feb 12, 2012 | Bryan TX
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After disaster of Costa Concordia, Carnival faces new troubles with a ...
... Voyager of the Seas ...
6 days ago – About 158 people were infected by the virus on that ship. ... usually lasts from one to three days, is debilitating for the very young, the very old and those with weakened immune systems; norovirus is an ... people, items they touch, such as food in buffets, and human waste. ...

Vacation-goers were told their cruise would be delayed a few hours while the ship was being cleaned.

Norovirus strikes 3rd American cruise ship - Health - CBC News:
Anyone still up for a cruise? (CBC News Posted: Feb 5, 2012)

About 200 passengers became ill with the gastrointestinal illness, which causes vomiting and diarrhea. The company did not immediately return a call and email seeking further details.

Earlier in the weekend, two Princess cruise ships were forced to undergo a complete disinfection at their home port of Fort Lauderdale, Fla., after dozens of passengers and crew fell ill.

Norovirus, which usually lasts from one to three days, can be debilitating for the very young, the very old and those with weakened immune systems. It is easily spread through contact with infected people, items they touch, such as food in buffets, and human waste.

'via Blog this'

Norovirus -- aka Norwalk-like viruses or caliciviruses ... Noroviruses are a group of related viruses. Infection with these viruses affects the stomach and intestines and causes an illness called gastroenteritis (GAS-tro-en-ter-I-tis; inflammation of the stomach and intestines).

Many Names, Same Symptoms
Norovirus Outbreaks
Oysters linked to norovirus outbreak in Washington State FDA is warning consumers to not eat certain ASSI Brand frozen oysters following a norovirus outbreak in Washington State in October 2011

Norovirus outbreak strikes NBA in 2010 ... Overall, 21 players and three staff from 13 National Basketball Association (NBA) teams in 11 states were affected by a norovirus outbreak from November to December 2010 ...

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Impact of new norovirus strain on outbreaks Norovirus caused the majority of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks in the United States from 2007 to 2010. However, a new strain that emerged in 2009 did not lead to more outbreaks.

You may hear norovirus illness called "food poisoning" or "stomach flu." It is true that food poisoning can be caused by noroviruses. But, other germs and chemicals can also cause food poisoning. Norovirus illness is not related to the flu (influenza), which is a respiratory illness caused by influenza virus.

Symptoms of norovirus infection usually include diarrhea, throwing up, nausea, and stomach cramping.

Other, less common symptoms may include low-grade fever, chills, headache, muscle aches, and general sense of fatigue.

__________________Reference
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2012/02/05/cruise-ships-disinfected.html?cmp=rss
http://www.ultimatetaxi.com/caribbean_cruise/voyager_of_the_seas1.htm
http://www.cdc.gov/Features/Norovirus/

MooPig's News Up Department :: "Cruise Ship Search Off Italy Finds 12th Body"

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 24, 2012 | Bryan TX


Cruise Ship Search Off Italy Finds 12th Body, Hard Disk | Europe | English:
Italian media say police divers searching the Costa Concordia cruise liner, which ran aground earlier this month off the Italian island of Giglio, have found a hard disk containing data of the voyage, as another body was pulled from the wreckage, bringing the death toll to 12. (VOA. Jan 21, 2012. )
'via Blog this'

Divers Find 2 More Victims of Italian Cruise Ship Disaster | Europe | English:
Italian officials say two more bodies have been found on the capsized Italian cruise ship Costa Concordia, bringing the number of confirmed dead from the disaster to 15.

Italy's civil protection agency chief, Franco Gabrielli, said Monday divers found the bodies of two women near the ship's Internet cafe. Most of those killed in the January 13 sinking have not been identified. (VOA. Jan 23, 2012. )
'via Blog this'

______________________Reference
http://www.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Search-Resumes-on-Wrecked-Cruise-Ship-137815248.html
http://www.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Divers-Find-2-More-Victims-of-Italian-Cruise-Ship-Disaster-137894018.html
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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Vacationing in the South?

Don't shake hands with the Tar Baby...

The Tar Baby Review
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All week long the Southern Blacks taught us Northerners about the South. And to demonstrate their warnings, which had been unheeded before, they staged a TAR BABY REVUE, in case we didn't remember. See, as I see it, the Tar Baby never speaks. No matter how sullen or downcast the Tar Baby is, don't approach him. And worse, never sock him because you'll never free your hand. Anyway, the FROGS performed beautifully and everybody was allowed to attend, even the Whites.

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