Man Jailed in Dubai for Wearing Marc Jacobs T-Shirt

Planning a Trip to Dubai?
Retrieval and Comments by Pat Darnell

I have always encouraged my readers of Royal entitlement, if they are poor rich kids, to always eat at the 'Y' and advertising it subliminally with a nude pic of Vicky Beckham cleverly posted on one's chest... well that is High Fashion in my low wee mind... no?




Man Jailed in Dubai for Wearing Marc Jacobs T-Shirt

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They didn't jail the guy for the picture on his Tee... he was busted for body odor,, you read it here first... B.O. [... ] "That's right -- assume the position -- you smell like ONIONS !!!!!!!"

It seems as though Dubai is fastly becoming a mecca of inbred policemen. Ouch! As the mopes and mugwumps of inheritance, not Center-fielder John Fogerty, but others like 'Off-their-Rockefellers, and Vacationing-like-Grandpa-did-Kennedy' bairn and cousins... well, so enter all those entertainers, magicians, designers, used car lot paladins, hairdressers, banana vendors, sky pilots, Moroccan whores, and starving artists. [And we all know what that is all about... eh?]

Bain the influx... bain.

-- So here is the story--

A young up-'n-comer from the Mid-west finds his Modo tantra while touring in Mid-east, buys a Tee shirt at a street corner of Dubai, in shadow of those twisty buildings... gets jailed? STFU.

Call Stacy and Clinton, it is not a crime to find pleasure in wearing your Tee's... as long as you wear fitted recycled jeans... no? *[Fashionably Late With Stacy London; What Not to Wear TLC ....remember?]*

"Wearable art is OK, but don't over do it..." Stacy might have said. *[editor's Note: Stacy London is like the finest lady, woman, snapper on TV today... ]

Oh, Dubai, Dubai, D-U-B-A-I... I feel a new JazzRockOperaEpic juicing up... hmmmmm.

The Big Questions: Obama vs ??? in 2012

by Pat Darnell

Yes, that is why they pay the large buckaroos to head hunter news men and women of the major networks;

Who will be candidates for the 2012 Presidential race on Republicans' bid?

You see? All those well-paid pinduts can see 4 years into the future. The Game is on: and now that the Democratic largesse is all in position, O'bama, O'Clinton, O'Kennedy, O'Powell, O'Quit-it... networks are asking the big tough questions.

MooPig News wants to play too. And why not? Our budget is secondary to, say, Esquire and Star, but our wisdom comes with no extra cost. Today we look at Sarah Palin -- everybody's crush. The librarian we all knew was out there, just improbably so.

All over the news today, Jan 21 and 22, 2009, are mention of the "Top Republican Runners" in the grueling four-year, two-party duel for GOP and the others. Campaigns are beginning right now. Don't get your hopes up, once you go through the fire, and come up empty... the incumbent usually wins easily and moves their party into the realm of lamest-duckpins.

This weekend Hustler shot Paylin, a movie with a better script than most and a cast that includes veteran pornstress Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin" -- "[Hustler attorney Paul Cambria] suggested we change the names," -- the Hustler publicist said, Nina Hartley as "Hilly," Jada Fire as "Condi," and Mike Horner as "Bill Orally." Sindee Jennings plays young Serra. In a scene from a classroom at Idaho State, Young Serra gets extra points from her professor (Evan Stone) for agreeing that Satan placed dinosaur fossils on the earth to trick us. [October 13, 2008; SOURCE]

If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called "Baby Got Barack"? Probably not. But in a production cycle with unprecedented turnaround, Who's Nailin' Paylin: Advetures of a Hockey MILF, was written, cast, and filmed in two weeks and will be released, at first piecemeal on Hustler's website and then as a DVD by Election Day.

"Other projects are on hold while we do this," a Hustler spokesperson said, "and we're getting the DVDs turned around in a week instead of our usual two."

Even in that period when everyone realized how effective Bill Clinton really was. ...This lasted from George W. Bush's inauguration -- though the outpouring of support following Clinton's heart surgery through his triumphant speech at John Kerry's nomination until when, in helping to manage Hillary's presidential bid, people remembered how shrewish Clinton could be there was still a time during Lewinskygate when the nation thought of Clinton as an embarrassment and yet a porn retelling of the cigar/blue dress affair never would have happened.

Conclusion
MooPig Wisdom tells a different story. Do you want to know the real reason why Sarah Palin will not likely be the Republican nominee in 2012 running against Obama? Here's the "Real Reason."

PHOTO Left: Sarah Palin in 2008

PHOTO Right: Sarah Palin in 2012



Can it be helped?
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"Clinton backers may find an alternative..."

MooPig Wisdom contemplates the obvious: ...One who puts pop culture on a pedestal, puts wisdom in a coffin.


"Clinton backers may find an alternative named McCain"
By FROMA HARROP
Feb. 18, 2008, 8:34PM

Despite the hard contest between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, party leaders keep telling Democratic-leaning voters that they have two good candidates. They are right, but one of them may well be a Republican.

Far from the pumped-up Obama rallies, centrists who voted for John Kerry last time now say they are considering John McCain — especially if the Democrat is the vaporous Obama. At least that's what many are telling me — and I'm telling myself.

One friend said he'd vote for the New York senator, and if she's not the candidate, then McCain. When I reminded him that he doesn't like Hillary, he shrugged. Another acquaintance e-mailed, "Hillary is to me extremely unlikable, but I do not regard likeability as a qualification."

The notion that many Clinton voters cannot be easily transferred to Obama contradicts much "expert" opinion. But a Super Tuesday exit poll suggested there is something to it. While 52 percent of Obama's supporters were amenable to a Clinton candidacy, only 49 percent of Clinton voters said they'd be happy with the Illinois senator, according to the survey by Harvard University's Institute of Politics.

And at that time, the news media were still lavishing love on Obama. That situation is about to end. "He's the fashion plate of the moment," an editorial page editor remarked, "but fashion week is over."

Sophisticated commentary now notes the growing creepiness of the Obama campaign: Its aversion to substantive policy discussions. The sermonizing — "In the face of despair, we believe there can be hope." And the messianic bit — "At this moment in the election there is something happening in America." (That would be he.)

Volunteer trainees at Camp Obama are told not to talk issues with voters, but to offer personal testimony about how they "came" to Obama; makes the skin crawl.

Centrists generally do not find cults of personality entertaining. The mass hypnosis reminds them of the mortgage frenzy — all these people buying into a dream and not caring about the fine print.

The Republican Party, meanwhile, has given them a choice. This is despite the best efforts of its right wing to pick a candidate against whom any Democrat would be better. And the more the radicals beat up on the Arizona senator, the more he looks like a contender to moderate Democrats.

Why might this group like McCain? Count the ways. He had the fiscal discipline to vote against the Bush tax cuts in 2001 and 2003, and the decency to complain that they unfairly favored the rich. He's OK on the environment, concerned over global warming and against oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. He supported tighter fuel-economy standards and opposes torture. John McCain is not an embarrassment.

Of course, much could happen before November. To try to make up with the right, McCain might hedge on the very positions that moderates admire. He's already vowed to make permanent the tax cuts he once opposed.

And there's the war in Iraq. McCain courageously slammed the Bush administration's early handling of it, and the troop surge he supported has calmed things in Iraq, at least for now. But he has yet to adequately explain why going to Iraq was ever a good idea.

On the Democratic side, Clinton might prevail and thus offer a serious alternative to McCain. Or Osama might decide to get serious and apply critical thinking to real issues in a way that appeals to wonky centrists.

What Democrats must understand is that their moderates now have another candidate to consider. And this slice of the electorate is big enough and grumpy enough to swing a general election to John McCain.

Harrop is a syndicated columnist based in Providence, R.I. She can be e-mailed at fharrop@projo.com .

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