What's Been Going On with Gov Sarah Palin?? PART TWO

TOP PHOTO. Sarah Palin, former GOP vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor, with her daughter Piper (c.) answers a reporter's question at the beginning of Rolling Thunder at the Pentagon, on Sunday, May 29, during the Memorial Day weekend in Washington. Alex Brandon/AP

Laying Down Suppression Fire
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the un-Herd  |  June 5, 2011  |  Bryan TX
MooPig's Rumor Mill has come up with three issues that have brought our former babelicious clothes horse to national attention... during this stumbluous period of USA economic ruin. Her activities seem as scattered as the shot out of her shotgun.

1. Is Sarah "confused and coy" about her motives?
2. Does Sarah "... specialize in checkbook journalism--that is, she only gives interviews to a network that pays her in excess of $1 million a year...?"
3. Is it true Sarah is: " ... using the flag of the United States for her own financial purposes. She drapes herself in the stars and stripes and makes millions of dollars in the process. This has got nothing to do with the presidency and everything to do with filling her pockets."

That's all for now on the serious side of today's blog post! And by raising her profile, she raises her income. Eh! And she is promoting healthy girls in and out of their clothes -- we like it.
(huffpost. First Posted: 06/ 1/11. LINK. Martin Bashir: Sarah Palin Might Be Breaking Federal Law On Bus Tour. VIDEO)

What we all really want to know is ... will Joseph Smith return from spiritual limbo land, and give Sarah new tablets that anoint Sarah Palin as Queen Wizardesse for the next hundred years. This being the final straw to depose Mitt Romney and other Utah borne presidential hopefuls. We anticipate Joseph's return on July 4th, 2011.

According to a new Gallup poll, Sarah Palin is the first choice for president among Republican voters who say the most important issues facing the nation are social issues and moral values. She wins a plurality of 23 percent among such voters; Mitt Romney is second, at 18 percent. (SOURCE)

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/01/martin-bashir-sarah-palin_n_869585.html
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43228383#43228383
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/The-Vote/2011/0531/Sarah-Palin-bus-tour-What-s-the-point

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The Big Questions: Obama vs ??? in 2012

by Pat Darnell

Yes, that is why they pay the large buckaroos to head hunter news men and women of the major networks;

Who will be candidates for the 2012 Presidential race on Republicans' bid?

You see? All those well-paid pinduts can see 4 years into the future. The Game is on: and now that the Democratic largesse is all in position, O'bama, O'Clinton, O'Kennedy, O'Powell, O'Quit-it... networks are asking the big tough questions.

MooPig News wants to play too. And why not? Our budget is secondary to, say, Esquire and Star, but our wisdom comes with no extra cost. Today we look at Sarah Palin -- everybody's crush. The librarian we all knew was out there, just improbably so.

All over the news today, Jan 21 and 22, 2009, are mention of the "Top Republican Runners" in the grueling four-year, two-party duel for GOP and the others. Campaigns are beginning right now. Don't get your hopes up, once you go through the fire, and come up empty... the incumbent usually wins easily and moves their party into the realm of lamest-duckpins.

This weekend Hustler shot Paylin, a movie with a better script than most and a cast that includes veteran pornstress Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin" -- "[Hustler attorney Paul Cambria] suggested we change the names," -- the Hustler publicist said, Nina Hartley as "Hilly," Jada Fire as "Condi," and Mike Horner as "Bill Orally." Sindee Jennings plays young Serra. In a scene from a classroom at Idaho State, Young Serra gets extra points from her professor (Evan Stone) for agreeing that Satan placed dinosaur fossils on the earth to trick us. [October 13, 2008; SOURCE]

If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called "Baby Got Barack"? Probably not. But in a production cycle with unprecedented turnaround, Who's Nailin' Paylin: Advetures of a Hockey MILF, was written, cast, and filmed in two weeks and will be released, at first piecemeal on Hustler's website and then as a DVD by Election Day.

"Other projects are on hold while we do this," a Hustler spokesperson said, "and we're getting the DVDs turned around in a week instead of our usual two."

Even in that period when everyone realized how effective Bill Clinton really was. ...This lasted from George W. Bush's inauguration -- though the outpouring of support following Clinton's heart surgery through his triumphant speech at John Kerry's nomination until when, in helping to manage Hillary's presidential bid, people remembered how shrewish Clinton could be there was still a time during Lewinskygate when the nation thought of Clinton as an embarrassment and yet a porn retelling of the cigar/blue dress affair never would have happened.

Conclusion
MooPig Wisdom tells a different story. Do you want to know the real reason why Sarah Palin will not likely be the Republican nominee in 2012 running against Obama? Here's the "Real Reason."

PHOTO Left: Sarah Palin in 2008

PHOTO Right: Sarah Palin in 2012



Can it be helped?
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Zappaesque, Staged Anarchy? No, just a time to Chill Out with Ponchos

An idea to do something very creative in support of Barack Obama, but requiring serious coordination, could have ended in total chaos, but instead turned into an incredible convergence of hundreds of Alaskan women in Anchorage, Alaska. Check out the results of this surprise event that was held on Saturday, October 25 based on an idea that was thought of just 6 days earlier!

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Pete and RePete: Palin Rap | Saturday Night Live

ONE MORE TIME -- TApping the SOURCE, Sarah oh Sarah, why wasn't your name Rhonda, or Sally, or Angie? Then you would have gotten the coveted BeachBoyClaptonJAgger Vote!!!!

Hygiene means good Tone, ya Canook !!

JP Stratoblogster says: [On Playing Guitar for Folks]
"Recent comments at my Play-Be in Tune post reminded me about the importance of good hygiene.

"Here's our "guitar-mom" to tell ya all about it:

"You wanna keep those strings wiped off when you're done playing. Get the undersides of 'em too. Keep an old t-shirt with your guitar-- like those old campaign t's. No guitar should be rode hard and put away wet! Especially in Alaska! [SOURCE]"
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Dreadful Descriptions at this blog site:
Looking over Peter Beste’s website portfolio, it’s easy to see that he’s interested in subculture(s), in marginalization. As subjects are studied, recognition is realized in the bifurcation of regional signs: Rural tables topped with brown food, resting arms topped with India-inked self-tatts, palms and fingers and wrists grimed and greased, begging for a lather of Lava soap. There are common threads stitched throughout Beste’s work, and they’re meant to be pulled. (Stewart Voegtlin; Peter Beste Interview, retrieved excerpt/photo HERE)
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MooPig has a queer "Link Lifter Department," that honestly no one around knows what they do... but this yellow copy from L.L. just floated on a cool breeze into my In-Box, so I did some reading.

This might interest all of you who qwest for Tone Supremacy. As usual:

Protocol states employees must wash hands before returning to work...
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JP Stratoblogster continues:
"You don't wanna debate me about that one.

"A helpful hint to gear merchants out there: Provide anti-bacterial moist towelettes for your customers and your own class establishment mojo! Which also reminds me -- if you're gonna eat BBQ before a gig, don't go to a Tony Roma's just for their nice moist towelettes. Sure, they're nice alrighty, but the ribs suck! Go to a place with decent BBQ, bring the bar of Lava and later, when you're playing it clean, you can thank me and yourself!

It's the little things folks-- and hygiene is a gosh darn important one too."


(Review by Pat Darnell)

Irish Catholic Roots go Deep, Believe you me

What Does Sarah Palin Believe ?
By Michael Patrick Leahy
(10.22.2008; Excerpt Retrieved HERE )

CHAPTER ONE—IRISH CATHOLIC ROOTS
The six Sheeran children dutifully attended catechism
lessons provided by the Christ the King Church’s nuns in
special Saturday classes.
The nuns taught using the Baltimore Catechism, the
standard text of Catholic Doctrine that had been in place
since 1885 in the United States.
A catechism is organized in a series of question and
answer based lessons, taught by a catechist, most often a
priest, or a nun, or a properly trained lay person. In that area,
it was often a rote, singsong response, where students
memorized responses.
Every Catholic school and church in America used the
Baltimore Catechism. It had thirty-seven lessons, each
containing between ten and twenty unique questions and
answers. All told, there were four hundred and twenty one
questions and answers.
Lesson One included twelve of these questions and
answers, the first six of which Christians of every
denomination would agree form the beginning basis of faith:
1. Q. Who made the world?
A. God made the world.
2. Q. Who is God?
A. God is the Creator of heaven and earth, and of all
things.
3. Q. What is man?
A. Man is a creature composed of body and soul, and
made to the image and likeness of God.
4. Q. Is this likeness in the body or in the soul?
A. This likeness is chiefly in the soul.
5. Q. How is the soul like to God?
A. The soul is like God because it is a spirit that will never
die, and has understanding and free will.
6. Q. Why did God make you?
A. God made me to know Him, to love Him, and to serve
Him in this world, and to be happy with Him forever in
the next.
It was the same catechism that her daughter Sarah would
learn more than two decades later in Skagway, Alaska. These
early lessons in God’s role in creating the world would stick
with her, and form the basis for one political controversy
surrounding the evolution-creationism education issue in the
2008 Presidential election. [end of excerpt -- pp 26-27, Ch 1]

(suggested by Dr J; retrieved by Pat Darnell
at SOURCE pdf today) Thanks Dr J

She was a Runner Up Beauty Queen; and Miss Congenital

MooPig has Proof:
Sarah Louise Heath Palin looks like Mary McDonnell's "Laura Roslin"... no?
Fiction or Fact?
Both are congenitally fearless.

MooPig has a question pursed on their lips, again: "Doesn't anyone watch Battle Star Galactica?"

In the continuing saga Battle Star Galactica the person to take over -- when federation President and vice President both died -- was a school teacher, Laure Roslin. She turned out the best thing to ever happen for that show, errrr... I mean "..journey of humans through the galaxy in a never ending quest for ... for... well no one precisely knows what for. I think they are running from something..."

But this proves Sarah Palin, like the heroine Laura Roslin, would do a bang up job if the occasion arises that she had to take over the Presidency. Impersonation is the greatest of compliments. Sarah Palin lights up the stage and all eyes are on her each time she appears. That is why --

Palin look-alike strippers to vie for Inauguration Day trip
AP | 10.16.2008
LAS VEGAS -- Some spectacled strippers are looking to score some votes of their own, just for looking like Sarah Palin.

A Sin City strip club says it plans to host a lookalike contest in honor of the GOP vice presidential nominee, and is bringing in women from gentleman's clubs all over the country to compete.

"They'll be judged by club guests on how they resemble Palin while wearing a swimsuit and how well they debate, according to news release.

"A vote will determine the winner. The prize? A $10,000 package including a trip to Washington for Inauguration Day in January.

"Officials for Club Paradise Men's Club in Las Vegas say they're holding the contest because Palin competed as a beauty queen years ago and is widely impersonated today.

"Palin came in second at the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant, taking home the Miss Congeniality award. (Associated Press; Published October 16 2008, retrieved 10.17.2008 HERE )"

PHOTO: Panamanian hopeful, Sarah Louise Heath Palin's long lost sister, Gurnee Babee Heath Barbee, will be competing. "All these girls are so tall... maybe they will buy some of my decorative hats, even if I don't win.. like my sister wins all the time."

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This story originally appeared in the May 14, 1973, issue of U.S.News & World Report. It was posted online on January 28, 2008. [SOURCE]


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Sarah Palin's Future
Alaska's most valuable resource.
by Fred Barnes [SOURCE]
10/27/2008, Volume 014, Issue 07
"...Her conservatism is more instinctive. Her Republican heroes, besides McCain, come to a grand total of two, Reagan and Lincoln. And for now, she's a neophyte in national politics, having been picked by McCain less than two months ago..."
"...But her best performance by far came when she actually delivered the speech before more than 20,000 people at the convention and a national television audience of roughly 37 million. "It was like she'd been doing this all her life,... "
"...Another Republican (a Palin admirer) told me that in a room of 20 women, you'd never pick out Palin as the one who's the elected governor. "She doesn't stand out in a group the way Reagan did," the Republican said. "But when she goes into these places [for campaign rallies], it's different. She's got this extra thing... (Barnes, Fred; 10.27.2008. IBID.)"

When you VOTE for him you get one of these at no cost... the ass kicking Alaskans and their mountains...

Check out the game face on the littlest one!


Turn about is still fair play!

Did Kenny Rogers Endorse McCain? -- Good Question

What Would a Maverick Do? -- Good Question, by Pat Darnell

Wink and a smile?

Certainly that is part of the ruse. However, it makes a perfect bluff face in any poker game.

And a Gun?

That would enforce the Mavericks, for sure.


I'm pretty sure Maverick would never wear a Burkha... you think? Maybe so.


Let's go to the song boards:

Gambler/ Kenny Rogers
On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of reading peoples faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

Now every gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause ev'ry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when he'd finished speakin', he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

[Graph SOURCE]

Resumes

"Don't look at the flash: keep your heads down between your knees, children!!"

Election 2008 for President: what if you are twenty something and you campaign for B. Obama, and he wins. When you are fifty something later, you wake up one day and you realize you are in the same boat as when you were twenty something... making about fifty cents an hour more than back then, and working 110 hours a week instead of 32?

Well then:
"MooPig Advice Department Suggests you look with a hairy eye at the various resumes of the Candidates...
don't delay, check them out today.

If you vote for this guy -- OBAMA
You are voting for an inflated Resume
Okay -- I get it he is a Moslem Sympathizer



















If you are voting for this guy: McCAIN
You have too much resume to consider
Okay, he is a VaudeVille Act from long ago... like Obi Juan Kanobi, but it is not necessary to put his stage acting on his resume...





















If you are voting for this guy: PALIN
He isn't a guy, but is a Maverick... with a poker face to boot















If you are voting for this guy: BIDEN
You just might be on track with a veritable definition of Civil Servant

Is 3 amen's weasily, by Compostholestoy

[PHOTO: Compostholestoy's UP Hide-away]

Amen Amen Amen, Moopig. ( Is 3 amen's weasily)
The newspapers, radio and tv are a warm, humid Petri-Dish of Weasel Words in any
election year, and especially in this one where death is on the line for the left-leaning agenda promoted by many papers.

YOUR COMMENTARY should be on the front page of the NY Times and a prerequisite to voter registration in November!

Hay-Man to that!

Gotta work. Wall Street needs me.
Compostholestoy
[Michigan Correspondent]
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PS: Addendum to Previous -- Just saw this beauty and had to share the ASSociated Piss story headline "Palin once blessed for money and to be free from 'witchcraft' "

what can you say.......?

[PHOTO: Is this the image of the Last Laugh?]

Don't Miss today's Feature: MooPig's First Ever "Hefner AWard 2008"

Be sure to click Music On in Slide Projector above... it defaults off !?!

ALASKANS in the News: It's all about Stories !!

PHOTO Right: Sarah Palin

PHOTO Left: Holly Madison

HEADS UP: "Being Alaskan could never be better than right Now!!"
Question: What is too cold and too dry to support plant-life?
Response: "I don't know: I'al -ask-a !! Yes we have a far afield winner for the Hefner Award. We cannot say how this is judged because we just made it up.. the category that is. But one of our writers, Bob, has been thinking on it for a while now. "I have been on this story since the '50's or '60's or so..." he said from his cubicle where he is buried under well-thumbed PB magazines.

Categorical Thumbs-Up and Hands DownWinner is: John S. McCain

• Far exceeds his Mentor, Hugh Hefner who is 85 -ish now, in glories
  
• Far exceeds Playboy wealthiest by marrying up as he has with Cindy Lou Hensley McCain
  
• Far exceeds divorced Playboy's categories
• Far exceeds wounded in war categories of Playboys, who normally are draft-dodgers anyway...
  
• Far exceeds taste in women mates, and States of mates
  
• Incubates other's ability to Romance the votes
  
• Far exceeds Highest held positions for longest stretches only to be nominated for Prez of USA categories....
  

Probably, most of you Playboys who buy PB Mag for the articles are not following us right now... but you might soon see the light as we pursue our cubicle Bob's first line of haberdashery !! For instance:

The challenge:
by "Everything you wanted to know about mooseburgers," Dan Gardner,
09.06.2008, The Ottawa Citizen

"And so it goes. I watched every night of the Republican convention and I still don't know what John McCain would do about climate change, the deficit, immigration or a dozen other burning issues but I did find out how he and Cindy met and fell in love and I learned that Sarah Palin's dad woke her at 3 a.m. to go hunting.

"Oh, and I discovered that Democrats hate ordinary Americans. Good to know." [Gardner, Dan; SOURCE]

"Aside from the partisan rancour John McCain promised to eliminate as soon as he finishes using it to get elected, the convention was dominated by the candidates' life stories. Like Olympic broadcasters, political consultants have learned focusing on the substance of the event -- whether pole-vaulting or policy-making -- isn't the best way to score with an audience. Stories are.

Stories about people. People who overcome tragedy and never lose faith. People whose high-school sweethearts stick with them through it all. People who never stop smiling, no matter how hard the road ahead. (Gardner, Dan; Ibid.)

MooPig Bob says: "Dan, It's a Playboy thing, heifers in the fields, fish in the sea... thingy, idiot's guide to lifestyle management stuff:"

Dan's BLOG Says: "...For one thing, the stories tend to be ersatz simply because real life stories are far too complicated and messy to be packaged and advertised.

"John McCain's story is as good as they come, full of courage and accomplishment, but it's also more human than the saccharine confection fed to the family values crowd Thursday night. Republicans would not, one assumes, have gone misty-eyed at the heartwarming tale of a married 42-year-old who leaves his first wife -- a woman who stuck by him through his five years as a prisoner of war -- for a 24-year-old beauty queen. And so in the tale told at the convention, the first wife was dropped down the Orwellian memory hole and, in her place, the audience was told the charming story of how, when John met Cindy, John told Cindy he was younger than he was and Cindy fibbed about being older.

"And with that little revision, the storytellers had their Hallmark moment.

"Is it offensive for me to raise details of John McCain's life which, I would agree, are irrelevant to McCain's candidacy? Well, that's another problem with this sort of marketing. It makes the candidate's life political. If the story about how John and Cindy met is political, so is the fact he was married."

PHOTO Right: John S. McCain cannot believe he has won the coveted "MooPig Hef 2008" and is the RNC Candidate for Prez all at the same time!

The winner this year gets a unique Bulgarian Baba Hood, express mailed from the user.

PHOTO Below: Cindy Lou Hensley McCain

Van Palin / Van Halen, by Dave Emery

With world financial markets on the verge of collapse you'd think folks could find more to complain about than what some politician named her kid . . . but no. A reader... forwarded ...:

Sarah Palin named her son Trig Paxton Van Palin because it sounds like the band Van Halen.

I'm sorry but anyone who calls their child that is not right in the head... and she is going to be a heartbeat (literally) from being the most powerful person in the world.

Puleeeze!!

Fact check: Is it true that Trig Paxton Van Palin was named in part after the heavy metal band Van Halen? Yes, says my About.com colleague Linda Lowen, who has looked into the naming conventions of the Palin clan with more intrepidness than I could muster.

[SOURCE] David Emery's Urban Legends Blog
By David Emery, About.com Guide to Urban Legends since 1997

As for the rest of it, far be it from me to cast stones at families who give their youngsters heavy metal monikers -- I have a niece named after a character in a Led Zeppelin song. (Emery, Dave; Sep 18, 2008)