Hillary Clinton to be back at work Monday - Channel NewsAsia

The Only Thing Left for Hillary is to pose for Playboy
by Pat Darnell | Jan 9, 2013 | Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] " ... She told Obama a long time ago that she would not return to serve as Secretary of State in the President's second term. So what is a former first lady and Senator to do with a bunch of time off? ... Hillary has a Situation-like threefold plan: GNC. Yes, that stands for Gym, Nap, Chill. (Myles Tanzer. NOV 11, 2012 2:09 PM. HERE)... "

Hillary Clinton to be back at work Monday - Channel NewsAsia:

'via Blog this'

Sometimes people who are bombastic and have inflated egos do actually grow out of it, and into a more stable human being. Narcissism has its purpose in lives of leaders. How else could anyone have the nerve to jump out ahead of others while walking all over those who propel them to high office.

What has Hillary Clinton done that makes her anything more than butterball politician of the month? She was some sort of half-wit socialist in college. She backed a bunch of politicians who lost their campaigns. She married Bill Clinton. She became a mother.

While in the White House she is said to have tantrums about Bill Clinton's affairs, both public and private. And while Bill was treasonous with his appetite for country girls, Hillary was busy researching and writing a health care bill.

Our Oak Park, Illinois girl pushed her way into the Senate, [D-NY, 2001-2009], on her way to run for president, POTUS. Along comes the chosen one, Barry Obama, who is the Bilderberger candidate of choice, and Hillary is prompted by then Senator Ted Kennedy to compromise.

Those, elite of the Democratic party, at the time before the 2008 election met with Ted Kennedy who set them all straight. Obama will be POTUS, Hillary will be Secretary of State,and her Healthcare bill will be pushed through.

It was obvious to this writer what happened. Others will of course have their own perspective.

My view is that Hillary Clinton has grown out of her bombastic ways because she has run and won by herself a Senate race for New York, where she never lived. She has run for POTUS, and won herself the Secretarial position. She has been manic in her zeal to do a good job ... by standards of precedence for the office she holds.

" ... Clinton has been sidelined for four weeks, since she was taken ill on her return from a trip to Europe on December 7, and briefly hospitalized for a few days in New York last week.

It has been a rare absence for the normally indefatigable Clinton, who in her four years in office has traveled almost a million miles, visited 112 countries and spent close to 400 days in a plane. (-AFP/ac. 07 January 2013. HERE) ..." 

Soon she will step down and John Kerry will take over that appointed position.

See, Politics is Simple. But if you want to be a politician, you have to be an outrageous, careless, bombastic, loquacious, attention grabbing, sidekick to another politician who is more so amoral ... then you get to a point in the "career" where you "GNC: Gym Nap Chill."


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http://gawker.com/5959581/hillary-clinton-just-wants-to-take-a-nap-get-jacked-and-watch-hgtv

Poor Hefner will never get it Right ... and he is Running low on Time

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Hefner Jilted Again...!
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Crystal Harris explains why she called off her wedding to Hugh Hefner - Celebrity Circuit - CBS News

"Hef's lifestyle isn't the most normal lifestyle," Crystal Harris, 25, told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show Wednesday. "This isn't the lifestyle for me, multiple girls around all the time, the Playboy lifestyle. I don't know. I just wanted to be true to myself."

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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris' wedding called off











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Jilted to Jaded

Petition to force Hefner to RETIRE
by Pat Darnell

Again I am on this soapbox with unclean thoughts about Hugh Hefner -- but not the man, rather the metaphorical Hefner. His Playboy Enterprise almost went broke at the turn of the century... that's right. So the old man had to reappear in the front lines... but it is so sad to me.

This old man; he played three; three baby broads; bouncing on his knee.. yeah man... Hef is eighty.

Therefore, while WWII vintage men in America are mostly enjoying the blessings of oldage living in the Free World.. peace like a river did not flow into the Playboy Mansion.

He did great -- and his rebound must have been adequate -- he really is a Player of sonic proportion. He had to put up with post adolescent women and their modern distorted views of exaggerated anatomy. I watched the Girls Next Door.. didn't you?

I had to know why on earth this institution still exists, and how did it remain? Ihave my answers, but I still taste sour grapes of Playboy's Generation -- about forty years -- as a Midwesterner who got jilted as an adolescent to became suddenly jaded to go on and build -- I like to call it "parallel universe to Billy Graham's" -- during the same epoch of human mass media development.

Almost all institutions start to crumble in USA after about fifty or so years. Evangelism has had its run, while fifty percent of Americans today depart from their churches. Social Security has been vacationing Kennedy's and Pelozi's sidebar, straw-man account to tap and now it flows in a trickle... obviously no one has upgraded its social plumbing... another ball-cock institution lost due to lack of maintenance.

Have we all done a good job? Billy Graham is an amazing person, his son is carrying the torch for Dad. And yes, Hefner is king of doing a good job... but he had to suffer these last three girls Kendra, Bridgette and what's-her-name, in his fantasy realm for their eventual bare naked glee that comes with being Hef's triumva. Hefner never removes girl's clothing... surprisingly that is something the bunnies do on their own volition.

There is no petition here to impeach skin-merchant Hefner. But a question hovers: Will this institution of Midwesterner male imagination find its demise, or will Playboy continue?

It really doesn't matter either way, because I see now the institution of post-adolescent-females feeling-comfortable enough to take off their clothes for mass media will far exceed human life span expectations.

pdnf

Don't Miss today's Feature: MooPig's First Ever "Hefner AWard 2008"

Be sure to click Music On in Slide Projector above... it defaults off !?!

ALASKANS in the News: It's all about Stories !!

PHOTO Right: Sarah Palin

PHOTO Left: Holly Madison

HEADS UP: "Being Alaskan could never be better than right Now!!"
Question: What is too cold and too dry to support plant-life?
Response: "I don't know: I'al -ask-a !! Yes we have a far afield winner for the Hefner Award. We cannot say how this is judged because we just made it up.. the category that is. But one of our writers, Bob, has been thinking on it for a while now. "I have been on this story since the '50's or '60's or so..." he said from his cubicle where he is buried under well-thumbed PB magazines.

Categorical Thumbs-Up and Hands DownWinner is: John S. McCain

• Far exceeds his Mentor, Hugh Hefner who is 85 -ish now, in glories
  
• Far exceeds Playboy wealthiest by marrying up as he has with Cindy Lou Hensley McCain
  
• Far exceeds divorced Playboy's categories
• Far exceeds wounded in war categories of Playboys, who normally are draft-dodgers anyway...
  
• Far exceeds taste in women mates, and States of mates
  
• Incubates other's ability to Romance the votes
  
• Far exceeds Highest held positions for longest stretches only to be nominated for Prez of USA categories....
  

Probably, most of you Playboys who buy PB Mag for the articles are not following us right now... but you might soon see the light as we pursue our cubicle Bob's first line of haberdashery !! For instance:

The challenge:
by "Everything you wanted to know about mooseburgers," Dan Gardner,
09.06.2008, The Ottawa Citizen

"And so it goes. I watched every night of the Republican convention and I still don't know what John McCain would do about climate change, the deficit, immigration or a dozen other burning issues but I did find out how he and Cindy met and fell in love and I learned that Sarah Palin's dad woke her at 3 a.m. to go hunting.

"Oh, and I discovered that Democrats hate ordinary Americans. Good to know." [Gardner, Dan; SOURCE]

"Aside from the partisan rancour John McCain promised to eliminate as soon as he finishes using it to get elected, the convention was dominated by the candidates' life stories. Like Olympic broadcasters, political consultants have learned focusing on the substance of the event -- whether pole-vaulting or policy-making -- isn't the best way to score with an audience. Stories are.

Stories about people. People who overcome tragedy and never lose faith. People whose high-school sweethearts stick with them through it all. People who never stop smiling, no matter how hard the road ahead. (Gardner, Dan; Ibid.)

MooPig Bob says: "Dan, It's a Playboy thing, heifers in the fields, fish in the sea... thingy, idiot's guide to lifestyle management stuff:"

Dan's BLOG Says: "...For one thing, the stories tend to be ersatz simply because real life stories are far too complicated and messy to be packaged and advertised.

"John McCain's story is as good as they come, full of courage and accomplishment, but it's also more human than the saccharine confection fed to the family values crowd Thursday night. Republicans would not, one assumes, have gone misty-eyed at the heartwarming tale of a married 42-year-old who leaves his first wife -- a woman who stuck by him through his five years as a prisoner of war -- for a 24-year-old beauty queen. And so in the tale told at the convention, the first wife was dropped down the Orwellian memory hole and, in her place, the audience was told the charming story of how, when John met Cindy, John told Cindy he was younger than he was and Cindy fibbed about being older.

"And with that little revision, the storytellers had their Hallmark moment.

"Is it offensive for me to raise details of John McCain's life which, I would agree, are irrelevant to McCain's candidacy? Well, that's another problem with this sort of marketing. It makes the candidate's life political. If the story about how John and Cindy met is political, so is the fact he was married."

PHOTO Right: John S. McCain cannot believe he has won the coveted "MooPig Hef 2008" and is the RNC Candidate for Prez all at the same time!

The winner this year gets a unique Bulgarian Baba Hood, express mailed from the user.

PHOTO Below: Cindy Lou Hensley McCain

George Carlin was arrested several times after performing the bit live

PEOPLE Magazine Reports: "A fierce critic of modern civilization, Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that his vision of the afterlife included a "heavenly CNN."

"The world is a big theater-in-the round as far as I'm concerned, and I'd love to watch it spin itself into oblivion," he told the magazine. "Tune in and watch the human adventure .... That's what I want heaven to be."

"George Carlin, the edgy comedian and counterculture icon, died Sunday at the age of 71.

"The stand-up comic and author – best known for his groundbreaking routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" – reportedly died of heart failure at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica. (Carlin, who was open about his long struggle with drugs and alcohol, had a history of heart problems, including a previous heart attack.)

Legendary Comedian George Carlin Dies at 71
posted Monday June 23, 2008 06:15 AM EDT

"In 1978, the bearded comedian famous for his clever wordplay and often-explicit commentary on sex, drugs and the absurdities of modern life found himself in the middle of a court battle that went all the way to the Supreme Court.

"But even after the high court ruled that his "Seven Words" routine was indecent, Carlin refused to abandon the material. (He was arrested several times after performing the bit live, although the cases were always dismissed.)

"The author of 1997's bestselling Brain Droppings, Carlin remained active on the stand-up circuit. Just last weekend, he performed The Orleans in Las Vegas, the New York Times reports.

"In November, the Grammy-winner was scheduled to receive the John F. Kennedy Center's coveted Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

"He is survived by his wife, Sally Wade, and daughter, Kelly Carlin McCall. Carlin's first wife, Brenda Hosbrook, died in 1997."