Street Urchins Review

Summertime ... When d' livin' is easy ...
by Pat Darnell and Vinnie Visconti, Midwestern Correspondent

Happy Ground Hog Day ...

by V. Visconti

There was a once in a lifetime trip to Monroe, La. which was the greatest time ever to spend with their mother of course. There is always one thing to set of the beginning of the worst of the vacation. That is when I realized that camouflage should be banned from being worn in certain parts of the states. When I moved to Texas, all I thought about was the great weather, being down with family, and of course, the women.

The beginning of the trip was great, I took the initiative to make the drive down so mother could relax for once, because I know personally, she is always on the go. We did check in to the so called Hotel, which ended up being a Motel, but hey we enjoyed our stay. I THINK!! As the days went by, we made friends to talk to and had a blast at the civic center. The civic center is where we set up for the big boat and gun show, where I finally discovered that camouflage makes me sick every time I see it now.

I realized the more I help the mother out with the sales and all, I have found out that I have the potential to talk to people and sell. While were down in Monroe I did all the driving around, (I felt like a taxi/limousine service) which felt great. We shared such a love and hate bond that weekend, which was lovely. There's two more things I forgot to mention, the crazy drivers, and the paper mill that blew towards the motel every morning.

The crazy drivers out there truly are crazy. We went to Wal-mart, that was another disaster, inside was huge, I would like to add. Leaving out of the parking I was trying to make a right, this other car came from nowhere and almost took us out. I gunned that big Impala V-six to just get out of there. That’s Chevy power for you.

Drive back was tiring, as I had to read the map backwards. I stopped four times in the median to double-check directions, because as one gets older you know the eyesight goes (HA HA).

It was the worst and best time with my lovely mother. We got home and the first thing we saw was my little brother and sister... dressed, of course, in camouflage.

Bob Dylan's lost song.... Found at last

Sent in from Lost and Found Department -- by Vinnie Visconti
MooPig: Vinnie, may I call you Vinnie? ... How did you ever discover this most rare and valuable songwriter's song lyrics?

Vinnie: Call me anything: just don't call me late for dinner... I found the lyrics in a book.

MooPig: Uh, just a book?

Vinnie: Yes, it was folded up and in an old book from the reference section at the old Des Plaines Library. Also there was a receipt from the McDonalds just up the street from the old library.

MooPig: Have you speculated on what these words of the reclusive poet mean?

Vinnie: I think those lyrics are from some secret that Dylan knew about.

MooPig: Yes? What secret?

Vinnie: e-mail.

Blowin' Somethin'
by Bob Dylan

[Sung to the same Tune as the other blowin' in the ...]

Yes, and ...
> > If you have sex with a
> > prostitute against her will,
> > is it considered rape or
> > shoplifting?

> > Can you cry under
> > water?

> > How> > important does a person have to
> > be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
> > murdered? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > Why do you have to "put
> > your two cents in"... but
> > it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
> > Where's that extra penny going
> > to?

> > Once
> > you're in heaven, do you get
> > stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
> > eternity?

> > Why does a
> > round pizza come in a
> > square box? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > What disease
> > did cured ham actually
> > have?

> > How is it
> > that we put man on the
> > moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put
> > wheels on
> > luggage?

> > Why is it
> > that people say they
> > "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
> > every two
> > hours?

> > If a deaf person has to go to
> > court, is it still
> > called a hearing?

> > Why are
> > you IN a movie, but
> > you're ON TV? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > Why do
> > people pay to go up tall
> > buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
> > things on the
> > ground?

> > Why do
> > doctors leave the room while
> > you change?
> > They're going to see you
> > naked
> > anyway.

> > Why is
> > "bra" singular and "panties"
> > plural? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > Why do
> > toasters always have a
> > setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
> > decent human being
> > would eat?

> > If Jimmy
> > cracks corn and no one
> > cares, why is there a stupid song about
> > him?

> > Can a hearse carrying a
> > corpse drive in
> > the carpool lane?

> > Why does
> > Goofy stand erect while
> > Pluto remains on all
> > fours?
> > They're both
> > dogs!

> > If Wile E.
> > Coyote had enough money
> > to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
> > dinner? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > If corn oil
> > is made from corn, and
> > vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil
> > made
> > from?

> > If
> > electricity comes from electrons,
> > does morality come from
> > morons?

> > Do the
> > Alphabet song and Twinkle,
> > Twinkle Little Star have the same
> > tune?

> > Why did you
> > just try singing the two
> > songs above?

> > Why do they
> > call it an asteroid when
> > it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid
> > when it's in your
> > butt?

> > Did you ever notice that when
> > you blow in a dog's
> > face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car
> > ride, he sticks his
> > head out the window?

Refrain:

The answer my friend
it's not blowin' in the wind
the answer's in your e-mail-in'

[So, Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?]