Who Would Win in a Cage Match #42.2 :: Nicoll vs Temple

Too Soon?

Pirated links by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 11, 2014  |  Bryan TX

Jackson Nicoll, in “Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa.” LINK

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Shirley Temple LINK "Curly Top" staring Shirley Temple

A good question would be which child actor will gross the most earnings over their lifetime?

Cage Match :: Knife versus Shovel

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MooPig Sports Trough :: "UFC Fight of the Night"

Eight Up UFC Fighters 
Discombobulated by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 21, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] Women participate in UFC mixed martial arts octagon fighting on Sat Dec 6th.

The UFC had a reputation, especially in the early days, as an extremely violent event, as evidenced by a disclaimer in the beginning of the UFC 5 broadcast which warned audiences of the violent nature of the sport.

If there is a body part that receives the most damage in mixed martial arts, I would have to say the ears. If you ever question whether a person's claim is that they are a fighter, look at their ears, and if they look like cauliflower, then his claim is probably true.

EXCERPT | " ... Hunt, who battled Antonio "Bigfoot" Silva in the night's heavyweight draw-card, required surgery after suffering a broken hand and face during the bout.

[Picture LINK] Although these two fighters went five rounds only to end in a majority draw, they both won their bonuses from UFC and FON -- Fight of the Night -- honors. That's Silva on the right.

" ... It was no surprise both Hunt and Silva required medical attention. The pair recorded a combined 184 strikes during their bout - the highest amount in UFC heavyweight history. (December 11, 2013. Marissa Calligeros. LINK) ..."

" ... The caged ring, known as the Octagon, is banned in Western Australia and Victoria.
However the sport's popularity appears to be growing, with the takings at the gate on Saturday, December 6th, 2013, topping $1.8 million. ... "

Eight UFC fighters in hospital after Brisbane fight night: "More than one-third of participants in the Ultimate Fighting Championship Fight Night held at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre ended the night in hospital. Main card Australian fighters Mark Hunt, 39, and Dylan Andrews, 34, topped the long injury list coming out of Saturday's event. Eight of the 22 competing fighters were taken to hospital, including two rushed by ambulance to St Andrew's Hospital."

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MooPig has a jones for bloodsport UFC style. We like to find clandestine cage fighting on late night, early morning, cable TV. We watch and squirm as the fighters unleash hours of trained, specialized, blood letting techniques in mixed martial arts upon each other.

Edge of suburbia, white flight we city dwellers desire and cherish blood sport. The sport of blood has developed NERO-ian dirty boxing face of chain link with sponsors like Jack's Links. Barefoot and almost bare knuckled, almost Colosseum gigantic, due to TV audience, and wearing garb from their Dojo's, MMA participants are amazing athletes. (LINK)

We found this report from the Brisbane Times of a recent bout where a third of the contestants were hospitalized after their bouts. YIKES!

"... In one of the greatest fights in Ultimate Fighting Championship history, Mark Hunt and Antonio ''Bigfoot'' Silva battled to a majority draw on Saturday. ... The UFC's Australian director of operations, Tom Wright described the fight, seen by 11,383 fans at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre, as the best heavyweight contest he'd ever seen.(December 7, 2013. Dan Nancarrow. LINK) ..."

" ... ''Bigfoot'' was bleeding heavily in the final round, and two judges scored it 10-8 to Hunt. The result was one judge scoring the fight 48-47 to Hunt while the other two judges scored the bout 47-47, leading to one of the rarest decisions in mixed martial arts: a majority draw. (December 8, 2013. Liam Ducey. LINK) ..."

CONCLUSION
MooPig has been watching the UFC from its beginning. The first UFC event was held in 1993 in Denver, Colorado. The purpose of the event was to identify the most effective martial art in a real fight between competitors of different fighting disciplines, including Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Karate, Judo, and other styles.

UFC has its roots in clandestine bare knuckle fighting, correlated with mixed martial arts training. Its octagon shaped cage gives fighters greater room to use their skills, more area to set up kicks and perform take downs. In take downs, grappling occurs as fighters use wrestling, and jiu jitsu joint locks, and throw downs. Most fights are three five minute rounds. Most fighters throw up to a hundred strikes in a fight, sometimes more. Take downs also score points if the fight goes to a decision by the three judges.


There are some rules like not hitting or kicking the back of the head, and not hitting or kicking below the belt, no head butting. Sometimes a fighter gets a finger to his eye, and the fight is paused for him to recoup. Gloves are worn to cut down on cutting that would come from bare knuckles. Elbows, shins, feet, knees, dirty boxing, are all otherwise fair to use in this modern day bloodsport.


UPDATE
" ... Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva, who fought for the Ultimate Fighting Championship heavyweight title in
May, tested positive for an excessive level of testosterone after his Dec. 6 draw in Australia against Mark Hunt.

In addition to surrendering his $50,000 fight-of-the-night bonus following the bloody battle, Silva is suspended for nine months, the UFC said in a statement. (Lance Pugmire. December 18, 2013. LINK) ..."



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http://www.smh.com.au/queensland/eight-ufc-fighters-in-hospital-after-brisbane-fight-night-20131210-2z42k.html
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/eight-ufc-fighters-in-hospital-after-brisbane-fight-night-20131210-2z42k.html
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1891775-10-ufc-fighters-who-have-absorbed-the-most-punishment-in-2013/page/11
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/mark-hunt-and-antonio-silva-forced-to-settle-for-bloody-draw-in-ufc-classic-20131207-2yygh.html?rand=1386666784493
http://bleacherreport.com/mma
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Fighting_Championship
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/01/first-round-ko-does-not-show-make.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/10/moopigs-thursday-multiple-choice-game.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/10/moopig-mma-reviews-brock-lesnar-and.html
http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-ufc-bigfoot-silva-testosterone-hunt-20131218,0,2086604.story#axzz2oB2hSRM6

MooPig Site Review :: Escapism "FFFF" internal bleeding

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Are you Sick of the Status Quo?
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Are we tired of Government junkets, bailouts, Obamacare, Patriot Act, tax increases, and foreign wars? Are we ever!

We need our escapes. And we need them without delay. So we look deeper into the curvy avenues of our Internet. We find electronic mash ups; and fakery to indulge in. Say yes to Escapism.

MooPig floats through the Internet with an eye for escape routes, like many others do. We are setting standards for strategic principles that drive quality and effectiveness. Yes, and, looking for that structure that supports our own message, and developments.

We want desperately to be COOL! Even if we have to be mopish, dole, or fiendish and raunchy. Or, our name is not Bill Due.

Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters - review and pictures | Internal Bleeding: "What do you get when you cross an Indonesian women’s wrestling movie, Troma Entertainment, and an action star who talks like Elvis? You get one of the funniest redubs in film history… Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters! FFFF is the story of Bambi, an exceptional Greco-roman wrestler on her way to the top. Unfortunately her brother has come down with a fatal case of dickosis, a made-up ailment where a buildup of semen goes straight to your brain. The only remedy is surgery, or oral release by a hooker. It’s a shame, but I guess there aren’t any 10 year old prostitutes in the Philippines… I had heard differently!"

'via Blog this'

Monkeyface: If I was going to write a college thesis on the subject of low budget action flicks this would be my closing argument! I mean come on, you would have to include Indonesian cinema, Cynthia Rothrock, and Peter O’Brian. This movie just screams bad story, worse acting, big explosions, and a ton of off the wall fight scenes. It's just all about entertainment and ridiculous stunts, something I love! 

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http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/06/ferocious-female-freedom-fighters/
http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/12/angel-of-fury-aka-triple-cross/

MooPig's Who WON this "Cage Match" #1 :: Pit Bulls vs. A Bull

CAUTION: Today's BLOG Post may be offensive to more Sensitive Persons ... 

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Often a Cage Match reveals the champion, and shows rewards that come with holding that distinction. We cannot say really who might win or lose, but this series of photos tells a story. In nature we find that there are no morals -- only Balance and Imbalance. That is what we see in this photo essay.

MooPig doesn't know the source of the testament photos, but because of our belief in the structure of nature, we forward them. We don't think these photos are doctored ... but you know how it often goes on the Internet ...
Pit Bulls vs. A Bull: The Eternal Struggle Told in Pictures | World Oddities:

'via Blog this'

"Cage Match" title and terminology is an invention of Pribek.net

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http://www.worldoddities.com/pit-bulls-vs-a-bull-the-eternal-struggle-told-in-pictures/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=avalanchers
http://pribek.net/2011/08/08/friday-night-cage-matchfondue-partyevolving-conversationdancing-about-architecture-vol-138/

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MooPig's "Who Would Win in a Bar Fight? #6"

John Wayne Gacy

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--OR--

Gerald Arthur "Jerry" Sandusky

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by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 19, 2011  |  Bryan TX

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PENN_STATE_THE_SECOND_MILE?SITE=DEWIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
http://crazyhorsesghost.hubpages.com/hub/John_Wayne_Gacy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Sandusky
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/amid-sex-abuse-scandal-jerry-sandusky-tells-his-own-story-1662249/

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MooPig's New Word Department "Shebeen"

Man killed in shebeen fight - Eastern Cape | IOL News | IOL.co.za:
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"shebeen " :: An unlicensed drinking establishment, especially in Ireland, Scotland, and South Africa.
shebeen, shebean [ʃɪˈbiːn]
n
1. Irish Scot South African a place where alcoholic drink is sold illegally
2. (Miscellaneous Technologies / Brewing) (in Ireland) alcohol, esp home-distilled whiskey, sold without a licence
3. (in South Africa) a place where Black African men engage in social drinking
4. (Miscellaneous Technologies / Brewing) (in the US and Ireland) weak beer [from Irish Gaelic síbín beer of poor quality]
Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 200 (the free dictionary. 2003.)

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http://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/eastern-cape/man-killed-in-shebeen-fight-1.1200304
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/shebeen
http://www.artists-press.net/sam/sam-nhlengethwa.htm

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MooPig Wisdom: MooPig's "Who Would Have Won in a Bar Fight #2?"

She Could'a Been a Contender
by Pat Darnell  |  October16, 2011  |  Bryan TX

Wayne Rooney

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Amy Winehouse [R.I.P.]

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MooPig's "Who Would Win in a Bar Fight #1"

We Think it is a David-Goliath Thing
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[T]ypical of most small business people. We work as unknowns, in industrial parks and incubators and offices above strip malls. We're all looking for the big contract, the home run, the hole-in-one opportunity that makes us rich. It doesn't happen. It's years of work that makes it happen.

Brock Lesnar
Height: 6'3, Weight: 265 lbs., Reach: 81.0 in., Stance: Orthodox, Age: 33
Summary: Size, wrestling ability, athleticism
Striking accuracy 77% (156 of 203)
Takedown accuracy 60% (11 of 19)
Two-time All-American wrestler at the University of Minnesota (1999 and 2000), 2000 NCAA National Champion in wrestling, 1999 NCAA Runner-Up in wrestling, 1998 Junior College National Champion
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Brock Lesnar

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Glenn Beck

Glenn "el Cigano dos" Beck
Height: 6', Weight: 200 lbs., Reach: 70.0 in., Stance: Orthodox, Age: 47
Summary: Pontificating, Haircut, Genuflecting, Chalk Talking, He's had problems with drugs and alcohol in the past. He's suffered from depression, suicidal tendencies and mental illness. As sad as that sounds, it puts him in the same class of other highly successful people.
Striking accuracy 47% (253 of 536)
Takedown accuracy 50% (1 of 2)
Frustrated Academician brown belt under Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, unbeatable conjectural scientist, Brazilian kickboxing Heavyweight dummy, Bahia State champion in submission, Glenn Beck's measurements it's not a "Stade" but rather a "Stadion" Which in the Phoenician-Egyptian way of measuring things comes out at 209m or 685.52ft. Not 606. HUh?
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Glenn Beck -- " ... The guy just talks, non-stop for an hour. He writes stuff on a chalkboard. He interacts with his reverently faithful audience who are nodding at every word. He looks into the camera with such intensity that you feel a little self-conscious looking back at the TV. He says a lot of stuff that makes a lot of sense. And he says a lot of stuff that just sounds like complete lunacy. That's because he's clearly a smart guy. And he may very well be a lunatic too.
But one thing's for sure: Glenn Beck is the ultimate small business guy. I respect that. (LINK) ... "

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http://news.lesnar-brock.com/brock_lesnar_vs_shane_carwin_postponed.php
http://www.benzinga.com/news/11/07/1804379/glenn-beck-is-the-only-nazi-in-this-equation
http://www.daytondailynews.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/accessatlanta/radiotalk/entries/2008/06/08/68_wgstcnn_head.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gene-marks/why-glenn-beck-is-the-ult_b_959693.html

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Bob Dylan's lost song.... Found at last

Sent in from Lost and Found Department -- by Vinnie Visconti
MooPig: Vinnie, may I call you Vinnie? ... How did you ever discover this most rare and valuable songwriter's song lyrics?

Vinnie: Call me anything: just don't call me late for dinner... I found the lyrics in a book.

MooPig: Uh, just a book?

Vinnie: Yes, it was folded up and in an old book from the reference section at the old Des Plaines Library. Also there was a receipt from the McDonalds just up the street from the old library.

MooPig: Have you speculated on what these words of the reclusive poet mean?

Vinnie: I think those lyrics are from some secret that Dylan knew about.

MooPig: Yes? What secret?

Vinnie: e-mail.

Blowin' Somethin'
by Bob Dylan

[Sung to the same Tune as the other blowin' in the ...]

Yes, and ...
> > If you have sex with a
> > prostitute against her will,
> > is it considered rape or
> > shoplifting?

> > Can you cry under
> > water?

> > How> > important does a person have to
> > be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
> > murdered? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > Why do you have to "put
> > your two cents in"... but
> > it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
> > Where's that extra penny going
> > to?

> > Once
> > you're in heaven, do you get
> > stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
> > eternity?

> > Why does a
> > round pizza come in a
> > square box? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > What disease
> > did cured ham actually
> > have?

> > How is it
> > that we put man on the
> > moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put
> > wheels on
> > luggage?

> > Why is it
> > that people say they
> > "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
> > every two
> > hours?

> > If a deaf person has to go to
> > court, is it still
> > called a hearing?

> > Why are
> > you IN a movie, but
> > you're ON TV? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > Why do
> > people pay to go up tall
> > buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
> > things on the
> > ground?

> > Why do
> > doctors leave the room while
> > you change?
> > They're going to see you
> > naked
> > anyway.

> > Why is
> > "bra" singular and "panties"
> > plural? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > Why do
> > toasters always have a
> > setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
> > decent human being
> > would eat?

> > If Jimmy
> > cracks corn and no one
> > cares, why is there a stupid song about
> > him?

> > Can a hearse carrying a
> > corpse drive in
> > the carpool lane?

> > Why does
> > Goofy stand erect while
> > Pluto remains on all
> > fours?
> > They're both
> > dogs!

> > If Wile E.
> > Coyote had enough money
> > to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
> > dinner? [Refrain]

Yes, and ...

> > If corn oil
> > is made from corn, and
> > vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil
> > made
> > from?

> > If
> > electricity comes from electrons,
> > does morality come from
> > morons?

> > Do the
> > Alphabet song and Twinkle,
> > Twinkle Little Star have the same
> > tune?

> > Why did you
> > just try singing the two
> > songs above?

> > Why do they
> > call it an asteroid when
> > it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid
> > when it's in your
> > butt?

> > Did you ever notice that when
> > you blow in a dog's
> > face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car
> > ride, he sticks his
> > head out the window?

Refrain:

The answer my friend
it's not blowin' in the wind
the answer's in your e-mail-in'

[So, Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?]

Remember the Writer's Strike? Here's our residual holdings of two and a half cents on that one...

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