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Saturday, March 09, 2013

MooPig Re-Run :: Prepare for the AUDIT of all Audits that would make even a Scientologist Fall like a Cold Cock

Archive re-do by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 9, 2013  |  Bryan TX

MooPig Editors from time to time look in the archives of MooPig Wisdom. Believe you me, they know their limitations as to being nothing more than satire on a stick. But many a true word is said in jest. Eh? Our editors think this story needs a re-look.

In 2011, Ron Paul tried his best to alert the nation to its destiny under the hostile and crabbed rule of privately owned Federal Reserve. The audit? Nothing was ever done, so now we face in 2013 consequences too vast for common persons to fathom.


MooPig Wisdom: Prepare for the AUDIT of all Audits that would make even a Scientologist Fall like a Cold Cock:

Will Now Ron Paul Step Up?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  November 30, 2009 | 02:52 PM EST [HERE] -- and -- [Read Entire Article HERE] ... great article it clearly outlines the two pillars of Bernake's argument against Ron Paul's long term assault on the fed:
a) banking independence. - this is a red herring as the constitution placed fiscal control squarely in the hands of congress, and forbade them from giving any of their powers away. Also, our government is based on the idea that the only way to prevent corruption and tyranny is to have checks and balances.

b) public and market confidence in Fed control of the market. - it is fed control of the market that caused this crash. the sub prime loans were leveraged against the idea that the fed would act responsibly and raise interest rates at the first sign of the housing bubble slipping. this would give owners the opportunity to refinance for fixed rate mortgages. (yes it was stupid to bet on a future possibility) but instead the Fed lowered the rates further in an attempt to expand the bubble further. Thus defeating the fiscal plans of mortgage brokers and initiating the crisis. (then of course there were a host of other issues that compounded the problem)
$ Note: When the interest rate of  lender Bank is higher from previous dealings, than for dealings he is into now, he cannot get return on investment ... so the Fed messes around with interest rates, money supply quantity, and devaluation of the dollar.
... and then the fed takes the TARP money and refuses to acknowledge where it went.

... and then they, on their own, printed up an additional trillion dollars in between TARP and the Recovery Act, further devaluing the dollar.

... had they been required to submit to oversight.. how would this history have been written?
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January 26, 2011 [SOURCE] The Federal Reserve is the chief culprit behind the economic crisis. Its unchecked power to create endless amounts of money out of thin air brought us the boom and bust cycle and causes one financial bubble after another.

Since the Fed’s creation in 1913, signed into law by his Royal Moronic-self: Woodrow Wilson, the dollar has lost more than 96% of its value, and by recklessly inflating the money supply the Fed continues to distort interest rates and intentionally erodes the value of the dollar. 

This year, Audit the Fed is back with a vengeance. Reintroduced on 01/26/2011 as HR 459, Ron Paul’s bill to audit the Federal Reserve now has 81 co-sponsors, and the numbers keep growing! HR 459′s companion bill in the Senate, S 202, has already attracted 2 co-sponsors.
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'via Blog this'


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http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/03/prepare-for-audit-of-all-audits-that.html
http://millercenter.org/president/events/12_23
http://www.moneynews.com/MKTNews/billionaires-dump-economist-stock/2012/08/29/id/450265?PROMO_CODE=110D8-1&utm_source=taboola
http://www.moneynews.com/Outbrain/interview-exposes-stocks-collapse/2012/09/20/id/456981?PROMO_CODE=109C0-1#v1&utm_source=taboola
http://www.americanbankingnews.com/2009/11/30/ben-bernanke-fears-ron-pauls-audit-above-all-else/

Friday, January 04, 2013

MooPig's Graphics and Rewildings :: TSA Agents Knock-off

Dang it; they Took our Design Again...!
by Pat Darnell | Jan 4, 2013 | Bryan TX







MooPig Graphics and Rewildings Department needs a contingency plan for knock-offs. Yes, it happened again, we design it and mega corporations assume it is theirs to copy. We are just too little, we guess. Everyone picks on us.

BE WARNED: PUBLIC HYSTERIA RESULTS IN CRAPPY TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS :: " ... n case you haven’t gotten enough of the “Are-our-children-safe? Let’s-ban-guns!” conversation going on around-the-clock on cable news these days, don’t assume you can escape the country’s descent into a perpetual police state with a bit of holiday gift-giving. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… the worst children’s Christmas gifts I’ve ever seen:

Traveling for the holidays? Use Playmobil’s handy “Security Check Point” toy to educate your children on TSA security measures and how best to protect their “junk” from invasive pat-downs. Bomb-sniffing dogs not included: (Posted on December 25, 2012 at 9:18pm by Meredith Jessup. HERE) ... "

That's Eat Up!!!

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http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2012/12/25/be-warned-public-hysteria-results-in-crappy-toys-for-christmas/
Response to JACK Pribek at pribek.net ... Thanks for pointing this one out.

Friday, December 28, 2012

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "MooPig's Favorite Tags"

Graphics that Attract -- REDDIT
by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 28, 2012  |  Bryan TX
[Picture LINK]

MooPig has reached another mile post, it has published its 3000th rewilding article. That is -- the day of reckoning will emerge one day in the future. On that day all the 'un-cited' or erroneously 'LINK-ed' articles will be purged from the pages of MooPig.

Then MooPig will be reduced to a few articles that don't pirate, or misquote the contributors of news items and other catchy stuff. Maybe it will help those who are constantly confused as to whether the thing they just read, or saw, is fact or fiction. Eh?

Here's the question of the year: "Just what group best epitomizes those who are confused about what they just read, or saw, on the Internet?"

I give you intro to REDDIT ... and the generation of "the front page of the Internet." You can set up your own login, and then search REDDIT for what ever on earth you are searching for. It is the fully indexed summation of 12,000 years history of mankind.

First off we search for MooPig... and HERE you are... MooPig is a USER and it isn't me. So do we call foul? Do we hit that USER with cease and desist? You bet we don't!

Just let it go. Best laid plans are mostly eat up with a dumbass. And on the Internet, it is best to be skeptical.

For instance, where do we go to find out if this statement is false or fiction?
" ... A whopping 464 banks with combined assets of $680.3 billion have ALREADY failed. That’s in the U.S. alone, since 2008. But according to my colleagues at Weiss Ratings, ANOTHER 202 global banks — with assets of a whopping $43.6 trillion — are at risk, with ratings in the two lowest tiers. (Mike Larson. alerts@e.weissinc.com via mam3.gliq.com. Today Dec 28, 2012)... "
It is a late breaking email alert from Weiss Research, just received by me. "Bank failure" search in REDDIT gives 1179 LINKS for lots of reading. Legit, or, false? You be the judge.

That's the report from the Middle, where men are good looking, women are strong, and the children are above average.



________________________________Reference
http://www.reddit.com/
alerts@e.weissinc.com via mam3.gliq.com 
http://sp.reddit.com/propaganda.html

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Housing Solutions Moot

Can't Seem to find your Rewards in the Global Economy?
by Pat Darnell  | Oct 25, 2012  |  Bryan TX

Maybe there is a local problem...


While the number of homes sold was down 1.7 percent from August, the median selling price has now risen for seven straight months. That hadn't happened since 2005-2006.

U.S. Government Sues Wells Fargo In Mortgage Case... October 9, 2012 The government alleges the bank knew some loans it issued did not meet federal requirements.


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http://www.npr.org/2012/10/02/162099460/candidates-say-little-on-difficult-issue-of-housing
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/10/09/162593546/u-s-government-sues-wells-fargo-in-mortgage-case
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/10/19/163234214/sales-of-existing-homes-dipped-in-september-but-prices-rose


Wednesday, October 24, 2012

MooPig Graphiques and Rewildings :: Detroit Sweeps the Yank's!!


EXCERPT  |  " ... Welcome, my fellow Yankees fans, but please stop pointing your fingers at Alex Rodriguez! Our historic ALCS sweep at the hands of the detestable Detroit Tigers happened because we are merely victims of circumstance and once again find ourselves on the wrong side of luck! (Rob Iracane. 23 hours ago. HERE)
[ ... ]
" ... Do we wipe out a season of greatness merely because the final four games were an unprecedented disaster? No! Do we call out the offenders who led us into the toilet anyway? Yes!... "

And so on, and so on, ... blah, blah, blah, chitter -- BALK!!!!!!!!!


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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/concession-speech-2012-york-yankees-201234163--mlb.html
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1382142-mlb-playoffs-2012-keys-to-victory-for-tigers-and-giants-in-world-series

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "IDIOMS -- Movers & Shakers"

Today I want to discuss an idiom: "Mover and Shaker." 
by Pat Darnell | June 14, 2011 | Bryan TX
"A person who is a mover and shaker is a highly respected, key figure in their particular area with a lot of influence and importance. (LINK)"
For today, I chose to draw various shapes of hoppers that are responsible for moving and shaking substances to and fro, in and out, from here to there. I love hoppers. I used to design hoppers for the deep tunnel boring project in Chicago, way back in '81. These are tank-like funnels, scoops and salt shakers, and water hoppers, and so on. Get it?

So what if I equate hoppers with mover-shaker? It works for me. That is not the end of today's report. It is the idiom itself I want to talk about.

I must here confess there are about 'seven idioms' that really make me cringe. 'Mover and Shaker' is one. In idiomatic manner of speaking, the other six are Scenario; Quintessential; Gimme' the key; Stay with me; Say you won't -- or say you will -- then go take your goddamn pill; Unique and Professional Web Designs; and, Paradigm.

This list of idiomatic speaking all comes from modern English language, as spoken in cinema, public addresses, introductions by emcees, and during Ponzi Pyramid scheme covered-dish dinner get-together's. Not exactly normal day to day conversations does one find those figures of speech. Most people would not say of themselves "I'm a Mover and Shaker." This idiom is usually bestowed by others. [It's not an exact science.]

I know we have been all over this before; we have dredged this channel every year. It turns out we are in a trend watch for this old idiom as it finds new life: 'Mover-Shaker.' Around the globe today we see several  highly influential and important people. But something is terribly amiss.

It seems we have entered an era of cinema inspired venues for some characters to pop up. For example: Qaddafi is a mover-shaker, although of the heinous kind. But so "was" Osama bin Laden. They are both fellas who were hero to many out there; and they moved and shook things on an "epic scale."

Let that "epic scale" idiom float there a moment. Now let it sink in.

"Epic scale" for me refers to Extinction of the Dinosaurs, or, Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima, or, the earthquake, tsunami, nuclear meltdown in Japan recently. Those are definitely epic -- if not actually epicenter to the concept of mover-shaker influence and respectable catastrophe, as it were.

Both civilian killers -- Qaddafi, and bin Laden -- rose in power with each having a creepy charisma about them that the 'cameras love.' Odd thing, isn't it? We see televised heinous acts by these killers, but the acts are somewhat similar to something you might have seen in a Tom Cruise movie, Sly Stallone flick, or Nick Cage's cadre of films.

One wonders why it is when they show bin Laden in one of his cryptic underground old films, someone cuts next to film footage of men wearing black rags, even on their faces, carrying machine guns, running through the desert, across wooden trestles. This of course is to show that this docile madman is in truth a mover-shaker of hard training soldiers. I am told by those who know, that, my friend, is 'good television.'

Well I spent too much time now agonizing over the 'mover-shaker' sound byte that will be abused in the coming election year. Barry Obama will certainly be touted one when he weighs in for his second term. You be the judge. Maybe what's good for camera isn't necessarily good for humanity... eh?

That's our report from the Middle, where the Hoppers would fit right in, where women are quintessential, where men are paradigms, and all the children want the keys.

_________Reference
http://www.globe-hoppers.com/globe-hopper-blogs.html
http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/mover+and+shaker.html

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Sunday, June 05, 2011

MooPig Graphics :: "Big Idea DOODLES"

The Kucinich resolution was defeated by a vote of 148 in favor and 265 against.
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | June 4, 2011 | Bryan TX | LINK
EXCERPT | " ...[T]he U.S. Constitution grants Congress the power to declare war, and not the president, and that President Obama is violating the Constitution by commiting U.S. forces to Libya without congressional authorization.
"If Congress does not challenge a president's dismissal of the clear meaning of Article 1, Section 8 [of the Constituion], then we will have tacitly endorsed a president's violation of the Constitution and guaranteed the perpetuation of future constitutional transgressions," said Anti-war Democratic Congressman Dennis Kucinich of Ohio.
"It is a pedantic effort to embarass the president without taking any ownership for the policy of the intervention," said Democratic Congressman Howard Berman of California.
"The news that the U.S. House of Representatives had mandated a withdrawal of U.S. forces would send a ray of sunshine into the whole in which Gadhafi is currently hiding," said House Foreign Affairs Commitee Chairman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen.
" ... President Obama has explained why he decided to commit forces to Libya - to prevent an almost certain massacre of civilians. (Saine, Cindy. June 3, 2011. VOA US House Criticizes Obama on Libya. www.voanews.com)

ABC News reported on March 29, 2011: "... One week after an international military coalition intervened in Libya, the cost to U.S. taxpayers has reached at least $600 million, according figures provided by the Pentagon.

U.S. ships and submarines in the Mediterranean have unleashed at least 191 Tomahawk cruise missiles from their arsenals to the tune of $268.8 million, the Pentagon said.

U.S. warplanes have dropped 455 precision guided bombs, costing tens of thousands of dollars each. ... "





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http://www.voanews.com/english/news/africa/US-House-Criticizes-Obama-on-Libya-123124048.html
http://thenewamerican.com/world-mainmenu-26/africa-mainmenu-27/6761-a-real-costbenefit-analysis-of-libyan-intervention
http://www.infowars.com/cost-of-libya-intervention-600-million-for-first-week-pentagon-says/
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Saturday, June 04, 2011

MooPig Graphics :: "Big Idea DOODLES"

What if a world chess game were held and no one showed up? ...
OOPS... Sorry ... Bobby Fischer already did that.

EXCERPT  |  " ... On July 11th, the "Match of the Century" had begun. Whether it was a blunder, or a passion to win at all costs, the first game saw Fischer uncharacteristically lose a simple drawn endgame. Game 2 was awarded to Spassky by forfeit when Fischer failed to appear in a dispute over the presence of cameras in the playing hall.

The match was mired in political overtones, during the height of the Cold War. The Soviet chess system had a monopoly on the title since 1948, and the expectations on Spassky were enormous. While Fischer studied chess virtually in seclusion, Spassky had the full resources of the USSR. Victor Baturinsky, head of Soviet Chess Sports Committee, said: "Basically, the Soviet leadership and the powers that be in sport, were interested in just one issue: how to stop Fischer from becoming World Champion." (LINK. Clash of the Titans, television documentary, BBC. Date not shown) ... "


_______References
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chess.pl?tid=54397
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessplayer?pid=19233
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1044366

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

MooPig Graphics :: "Big Idea DOODLES"

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  June 1, 2011 | Bryan TX
Egyptian Saif al-Adel now acting leader of al Qaeda, ex-militant says
Tag: AL QAEDA  |  [SOURCE] | May 17, 2011 |  By Peter Bergen, CNN National Security Analyst
EXCERPT 1  |  " ... An Egyptian who was once a Special Forces officer has been chosen "caretaker" leader of al Qaeda in the wake of Osama bin Laden's death, according to a source with detailed knowledge of the group's inner workings.
Al Qaeda's interim leader is Saif al-Adel, who has long played a prominent role in the group, according to Noman Benotman. Benotman has known the al Qaeda leadership for more than two decades. He was once a leader of the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (LIFG), a militant organization that used to be aligned with al Qaeda, but in recent years renounced al Qaeda's ideology. ([1] REad Entire Article HERE) ... " 

Al Qaeda’s leadership
by NEWS SOURCE on MAY 24, 2011
At Jihadica, Vahid Brown
EXCERPT 2  | " ... In light of the widely reported news that Sayf al-‘Adl (also spelled Saif al-Adel) has taken the reins of operational leadership within al-Qa’ida in the wake of the death of Osama bin Laden, I thought it would be useful to Jihadica’s readers to provide a bit of context about this man and about the significance, if any, of these reports (see, e.g., Musharbash and Bergen), all of which rely on the testimony of Noman Benotman, a former leader of the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group. ([2] REad Entire Article HERE) ..."
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  1. http://articles.cnn.com/2011-05-17/world/mideast.al.qaeda.appointee_1_al-adel-al-qaeda-libyan-islamic-fighting-group?_s=PM:WORLD
  2. http://warincontext.org/2011/05/24/al-qaedas-leadership/
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Shazzam is worth Five Pounds per Second

Today's College Graduates were in Third Grade when Harry Potter Came Out ... How about That?
by Pat Darnell | May 31, 2011 | Bryan TX


Since the 30 June 1997 release of the first novel Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (re-titled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in the United States), by Rowling, the books have gained immense popularity, critical acclaim and commercial success worldwide. The series has also had some share of criticism, including concern for the increasingly dark tone. As of June 2008, the book series has sold more than 400 million copies and has been translated into 67 languages, and the last four books have consecutively set records as the fastest-selling books in history.
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^ Allsobrook, Dr. Marian (18 June 2003). "Potter's place in the literary canon". BBC. Retrieved 15 October 2007.
^ a b "Rowling 'makes £5 every second'". British Broadcasting Corporation. 3 October 2008. Retrieved 17 October 2008.
^ a b "All Time Worldwide Box Office Grosses". Box Office Mojo, LLC.. 1998–2008. Retrieved 29 July 2008.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Memorial Day 2011


In honor of Robert D. Darnell and Edward U. McMullen -- Surviving Veterans of WWII ... memories of whom if my life had been without I would be incomplete.


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