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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

MooPig Brinkmanship Department :: "What me Party?"

Happy Ste Patrick's Day, Ya'll 
Martial Mixed Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 17, 2015  |  Bryan TX

Will the Ghosted spirit of Saint Patrick should raise him up from his deep sleep, and animate him that he blew his whistle to gather all the broods of vipers to be slewed by hymn in perfect balance with nature? Ah, ye can only wish. If'n Ste Pat could eradicate all the gossip that there is a two party system in the US by slewing their ranks, and shew there is an indentured slavery system to which justice must be served; Hear ye, hear ye, button up your over coats, for the cold chill of ineptitude covers the young buds with frost. Faeries dance about the tall hats of government imbeciles, and broadens their noses. What me Party? [what_me_ party.com does not come up on Google, ha ha!]

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Neither Major Party Cracks 40% Favorability in Latest Poll: "Bottom Line For some time, numerous Gallup trends have been showing Americans largely displeased with government's performance and leadership. Through it all, at least one political party was reviewed well, but now -- perhaps because of the constant brinkmanship going on between Obama and the Republican Congress, but maybe for other reasons -- both parties are floundering."
'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
And here we have yet another day that as a retail flurry in eating and drinking opportunity dawns on March 17, 2015. GALLUP polls tends their lines to find out that nobody likes any of the politicians in the USA. Over 60% of the citizenry thinks unfavorably of the Democrats and the Republicans. We only say: "We told ya' so."


______________________Reference
http://www.gallup.com/poll/181985/neither-major-party-cracks-favorability-latest-poll.aspx
https://twitter.com/MADmagazine
http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2015/03/17/mads-tips-on-how-to-better-enjoy-the-st-patricks-day-parade-2015-edition
http://www.history.com/topics/st-patricks-day
http://www.st-patricks-day.com/
whatmeparty.com   ... this web page does not exist






Wednesday, January 22, 2014

MooPig Education Department :: "A Plausible School of Villainry"

Education and the Arts
Mashed articles by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 22, 2014  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] The Maurice Strong School of Strong Villains

To have a story line one needs a villain and a hero. It is true for any form of story telling. The referenced article mentions that believable villains do not exist in today's modern cinema. Depictions are not realistic, and tend to stereotype villain characters. Woe is me.

And I thought every villain is a master mind criminal, with a fortune hid away from his nemesis's. What the article suggests is that one needs an advanced psychology degree in order to characterize a realistic villain today.

This is why our editors in MooPig Education Department think it is a good time to start developing good villains in primary and secondary schools. "We should start our young thespians at an early age to make certain there are plenty of realistic villains available to cinema, Internet, and for what ever comes next," said R. B. Guiles, editor in chief of MooPig Education Department.

"Too many villains let their own ego's get involved in their characterizations," said Sarah P. Body, MooPig Disney Liaison. "With primary psychological research applied to youngsters at tender ages, we may see a shift to more plausible villains in the future."

Why psychopathic film villains are rarely realistic — and why it matters | MinnPost: "But just how clinically realistic are those portrayals? Not very — with a handful of exceptions, according to a paper published recently in the Journal of Forensic Sciences. This finding is of interest to more than just film buffs. Other research has shown that films exert a strong influence on people’s perceptions of mental illness."

'via Blog this'
"You’ll find an abstract of the study at the Journal of Forensic Sciences’ website, but, unfortunately, the study itself (with its list of 126 psychopathic villains) is behind a paywall."

CONCLUSION
We would like to call our new "School of Plausible Villainry" the Maurice Strong School of Strong Villains. In due course, as people get piled higher and deeper college degrees, some will become authors of better villains, to go along with their unstrung heroes.


_______________________Reference
http://www.minnpost.com/second-opinion/2014/01/why-psychopathic-film-villains-are-rarely-realistic-and-why-it-matters
http://seeker401.wordpress.com/2010/03/01/pachauri-gore-strong-the-unholy-trinity/



Thursday, January 29, 2009

MooPig Amalgamated Announces New School of Villainy and Event Judging



You can't have Gallant without Goofus, America!

Taking Applications Now
by Pat Darnell

One Year Ago Last Wednesday: R.I.P. Bam Bam Bigelow
Written by Glen Boyd | Published January 21, 2007 [SOURCE]
Bam Bam !! Professional wrestling lost one of the best "big men" in it's history this past Friday January 19, 2007, as Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow was found dead at the age of 45 by his girlfriend. The cause of his death is unknown.

I found a nice tribute video to Bam Bam from the folks at The Fight Network. Who could ever replace the Big Man who is Quick on his Feet???
"The Beast From The East," Bam Bam Bigelow was known for his massive size and trademark tattooed forehead, which bore red and yellow flames that matched his ring attire. Bigelow was a rarity in the world of professional wrestling: a big man who could stand toe-to-toe in the ring with such equally massive combatants as Andre The Giant and The Undertaker, he also moved with the same agility of much smaller wrestlers like Rey Mysterio and Sean "X-Pac" Waltman.

Bigelow worked matches with most of the biggest WWF names, such as Bret "Hitman" Hart (who praised his wrestling ability as being remarkable for such a big man), The Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan. In these matches, Bigelow would run the ring with the agility of a man half his size, doing somersaults and flying off of the ropes. His arsenal of wrestling moves even included a textbook moonsault, a move popularized by smaller wrestlers of the Lucha Libre discipline, and one that most wrestlers his size would not even dare to attempt.

Villains Needed --
Applications are available at all US Post Offices
WARNONG: Villainy May Cause Death

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