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Thursday, July 10, 2014

MooPig Wetlands Department :: "Galveston Seaweed"

Sargassum Seaweed makes a Long Trek to get to the Beaches of Galveston
Mixed martial articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 4, 2014  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK]
"...The Sargasso Sea features in classic fantasy stories by William Hope Hodgson, such as his novel The Boats of the "Glen Carrig" (1907), Victor Appleton's Don Sturdy novel, Don Sturdy in the Port of Lost Ships: Or, Adrift in the Sargasso Sea, and several related short stories. Jules Verne's Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea describes the Sargasso Sea and gives an account of its formation (Wiki LINK)..."

Galveston seaweed is back – and it’s a good thing - Your Houston News: News: "Smell aside, what may be temporarily “worse” for recreational beach-users is actually best in the long run. Galveston does not haul away seaweed for just that reason – it helps nourish the soil and prevents erosion.
"... In fact, some beach areas are left untouched by maintenance crews, others including beach parks, beach access points and beaches bordering residential areas are cleaned for easier use and access. Workers in some areas use front-end loaders to move mounds of seaweed along dunes located near the Seawall. This occurs daily, sometimes as early as 2 a.m., and helps to build up dunes and preserve sand, according to the Parks Board."
'via Blog this'
“Seaweed is a gift to our beaches from Mother Nature, but we also understand it coincides with peak tourism season and there may be a lack of education on why the seaweed remains on the beach,” said Park Board Executive Director Kelly de Schaun. “We have the tough job of balancing the need for providing aesthetically pleasing beaches while encouraging environmental conservation. (MICHAEL REED. May 10, 2012. LINK) ”
CONCLUSION
When humanity finally figures out how the intricacies of Nature's work maintains our blue marble planet, will then we evolve into more rational Beings? I hope so.


______________________Reference
http://news92fm.com/452525/headed-to-galveston-prepare-to-share-the-beach-with-seaweed/
http://news92fm.com/452750/harris-co-seeks-23m-from-bp-others-for-deepwater-horizon-spill/
http://www.tamug.edu/seas/
http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bayarea/article/Galveston-moves-mountains-of-surprise-seaweed-5448672.php
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Seaweed-assaults-Galveston-beaches-5442452.php
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/galveston-seaweed-raises-sea-turtle-concerns/ngWxX/
http://www.galveston.com/blog/206/questions-about-seaweed-answered
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sargasso_Sea
http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/sargassosea.html


Sunday, June 15, 2014

MooPig Solutions Department :: "ALERT! Solution in the Seas"

Holy Grail of Energy Independence
Re-directed Article by Pat Darnell  |  June 15, 2014  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] Navy researchers at the U.S. Naval Research Laboratory (NRL), Materials Science and Technology Division, demonstrate proof-of-concept of novel NRL technologies developed for the recovery of carbon dioxide (CO2) and hydrogen (H2) from seawater and conversion to a liquid hydrocarbon fuel.

Here's a short article on the newest development in solving global warming by the US NAVY. You won't believe what you are reading. I am posting this one article now but will be looking around for who, what, when, how, and why of this spectacular development.

It's hydrocarbons from sea water, folks.

– The U.S. Navy Just Announced The End Of Big Oil And No One Noticed: "People have been asking for more details about the process. This is from the Naval Research Laboratory’s official press release:
"Using an innovative and proprietary NRL electrolytic cation exchange module (E-CEM), both dissolved and bound CO2 are removed from seawater at 92 percent efficiency by re-equilibrating carbonate and bicarbonate to CO2 and simultaneously producing H2. The gases are then converted to liquid hydrocarbons by a metal catalyst in a reactor system."
"...In plain English, fuel is made from hydrocarbons (hydrogen and carbon). This process pulls both hydrogen and carbon from seawater and recombines them to make fuel. The process can be used on air as well but seawater holds about 140 times more carbon dioxide in it so it’s better suited for carbon collection."
'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
"Make it so," says Captain Picard.



_______________________Reference
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/04/12/navy-ends-big-oil/
http://www.nrl.navy.mil/media/news-releases/2014/scale-model-wwii-craft-takes-flight-with-fuel-from-the-sea-concept




Monday, October 28, 2013

Forty Years to Clean Up the Nuclear Disaster
Mashed articles by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] " ... Our mission is provide free radiation monitoring information from private and government sites to the public. We have about 300 radiation monitoring sites across the United States and Japan and will add more sites in other parts of the Earth, when they become available. The Google Map provides a platform to display the information on computers, tablets, Iphones, Android devices, and many others. This is a private company, Nuclear Emergency Tracking Center, LLC (Netc.com) and needs your support. (Copyright 2012 Nuclear Emergency Tracking Center, LLC (netc.com). Retrieved today Oct 28, 2013. )... "

Fukushima: 28 Signs That The West Coast Is Being Absolutely Fried With Nuclear Radiation… | UKIAH BLOG: "Ultimately, all of this nuclear radiation will outlive all of us by a very wide margin. They are saying that it could take up to 40 years to clean up the Fukushima disaster, and meanwhile countless innocent people will develop cancer and other health problems as a result of exposure to high levels of nuclear radiation. We are talking about a nuclear disaster that is absolutely unprecedented, and it is constantly getting worse. The following are 28 signs that the west coast of North America is being absolutely fried with nuclear radiation from Fukushima…"  [Read Entire Ukiah Blog Post HERE]

'via Blog this'
1. Polar bears, seals and walruses along the Alaska coastline are suffering from fur loss and open sores…

2. There is an epidemic of sea lion deaths along the California coastline…

3. Along the Pacific coast of Canada and the Alaska coastline, the population of sockeye salmon is at a historic low. Many are blaming Fukushima.

4. Something is causing fish all along the west coast of Canada to bleed from their gills, bellies and eyeballs.

5. A vast field of radioactive debris from Fukushima that is approximately the size of California has crossed the Pacific Ocean and is starting to collide with the west coast.

6. It is being projected that the radioactivity of coastal waters off the U.S. west coast could double over the next five to six years.

7. Experts have found very high levels of cesium-137 in plankton living in the waters of the Pacific Ocean between Hawaii and the west coast.

8. One test in California found that 15 out of 15 bluefin tuna were contaminated with radiation from Fukushima.

9. Back in 2012, the Vancouver Sun reported that cesium-137 was being found in a very high percentage of the fish that Japan was selling to Canada…

• 73 percent of mackerel tested
• 91 percent of the halibut
• 92 percent of the sardines
• 93 percent of the tuna and eel
• 94 percent of the cod and anchovies
• 100 percent of the carp, seaweed, shark and monkfish

10. Canadian authorities are finding extremely high levels of nuclear radiation in certain fish samples…

11. Some experts believe that we could see very high levels of cancer along the west coast just from people eating contaminated fish…

12. BBC News recently reported that radiation levels around Fukushima are “18 times higher” than previously believed.

13. An EU-funded study concluded that Fukushima released up to 210 quadrillion becquerels of cesium-137 into the atmosphere.

14. Atmospheric radiation from Fukushima reached the west coast of the United States within a few days back in 2011.

15. At this point, 300 tons of contaminated water is pouring into the Pacific Ocean from Fukushima every single day.

16. A senior researcher of marine chemistry at the Japan Meteorological Agency’s Meteorological Research Institute says that “30 billion becquerels of radioactive cesium and 30 billion becquerels of radioactive strontium” are being released into the Pacific Ocean from Fukushima every single day.

17. According to Tepco, a total of somewhere between 20 trillion and 40 trillion becquerels of radioactive tritium have gotten into the Pacific Ocean since the Fukushima disaster first began.

18. According to a professor at Tokyo University, 3 gigabecquerels of cesium-137 are flowing into the port at Fukushima Daiichi every single day.

19. It has been estimated that up to 100 times as much nuclear radiation has been released into the ocean from Fukushima than was released during the entire Chernobyl disaster.

20. One recent study concluded that a very large plume of cesium-137 from the Fukushima disaster will start flowing into U.S. coastal waters early next year…

21. It is being projected that significant levels of cesium-137 will reach every corner of the Pacific Ocean by the year 2020.

22. It is being projected that the entire Pacific Ocean will soon “have cesium levels 5 to 10 times higher” than what we witnessed during the era of heavy atomic bomb testing in the Pacific many decades ago.

23. The immense amounts of nuclear radiation getting into the water in the Pacific Ocean has caused environmental activist Joe Martino to issue the following warning… “Your days of eating Pacific Ocean fish are over.”

24. The Iodine-131, Cesium-137 and Strontium-90 that are constantly coming from Fukushima are going to affect the health of those living the the northern hemisphere for a very, very long time. Just consider what Harvey Wasserman had to say about this…

25. According to a recent Planet Infowars report, the California coastline is being transformed into “a dead zone”…

26. A study conducted last year came to the conclusion that radiation from the Fukushima nuclear disaster could negatively affect human life along the west coast of North America from Mexico to Alaska “for decades”.

27. According to the Wall Street Journal, it is being projected that the cleanup of Fukushima could take up to 40 years to complete.

28. Yale Professor Charles Perrow is warning that if the cleanup of Fukushima is not handled with 100% precision that humanity could be threatened “for thousands of years“… (Michael Snyder, on October 21st, 2013. LINK) ..."

SUMMARY
" ... Given that the FDA has refused to test seafood for radiation, we’re not that confident that the government is looking that hard to see if Fukushima fallout is the cause. (George Washington on 03/31/2013. LINK) ..."
" ... No contaminated fish have turned up in the U.S., or in U.S. waters, according to experts from the Food and Drug Administration [which isn't testing], Environmental Protection Agency and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. They expressed confidence that even a single fish sufficiently contaminated to pose a risk to human health would be detected by the " ... U.S. monitoring system. [But would the government announce such detection?] (April 19, 2011 by WashingtonsBlog. LINK)..."
" ... Vancouver Sun reported in January 2012 that 94 per cent of the anchovies and 92 per cent of the sardines sold by the Japanese to Canada contained radioactive cesium. Some of the fish were caught in Japanese coastal waters; but others were made many hundreds of miles away in the open ocean. (Note: there may be additional reasons for fluctuations in the numbers of anchovies and sardines other than radiation.) Moreover, radiation from Fukushima was directly deposited into the kelp off the Western coast of North America … especially in Southern California. (George Washington on 03/31/2013. LINK) ... "
" ... The floating debris will likely be carried by currents off of Japan toward Washington, Oregon and California before turning toward Hawaii and back again toward Asia, circulating in what is known as the North Pacific gyre, said Curt Ebbesmeyer, a Seattle oceanographer who has spent decades tracking flotsam. (April 19, 2011 by WashingtonsBlog. LINK) ... "
CONCLUSION
" ... We are not prepared for this. Nobody is prepared. Nobody has even thought through the dimensions. This is unprecedented in scientific history. It’s unprecedented in recorded history. There’s never been a devastation on one continent that has moved off to the other continent and actually recorded. (LINK) ..."

" ... The nuclear-power industry, meanwhile, argues the document does not relax guidelines for responding to radiological incidents enough. Comments the Nuclear Energy Institute, which represents the industry, submitted Sept. 16 say the agency [the EPA] needs to do a better job balancing efforts to protect the public from radiation exposure with other considerations. (Douglas P. Guarino, Global Security Newswire. September 23, 2013. LINK) ..."

MooPig Enterprises weeps. For five years we have tried to expose the bureaucratic bombast that pervades our modern existence. At present we at MooPig Enterprises can think of nothing more sinister than this: government agencies not reporting on the biggest disaster in human history.

__________________________Reference
http://ukiahcommunityblog.wordpress.com/2013/10/22/fukushima-28-signs-that-the-west-coast-is-being-absolutely-fried-with-nuclear-radiation/
http://www.netc.com/
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/10/28-signs-that-west-coast-is-being.html
http://thetruthwins.com/archives/28-signs-that-the-west-coast-is-being-absolutely-fried-with-nuclear-radiation-from-fukushima
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-03-31/fukushima-radiation-causing-epidemic-dead-and-starving-sea-lions-california
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/lake-babine-sockeye-fishery-at-risk-of-unprecedented-closure/article13715638/?service=print
http://www.canada.com/investigating+reports+bleeding+herring/8795535/story.html
http://environmentalresearchweb.org/cws/article/news/50176
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2013/05/22/national/researchers-find-high-cesium-in-some-pacific-plankton/#.Um6xo_msiSp
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2012/05/absolutely-every-one-of-the-15-bluefin-tuna-tested-in-california-waters-contaminated-with-fukushima-radiation.html
http://readersupportednews.org/news-section2/343-203/9463-canada-fish-eaters-threatened-by-fukushima-radiation
http://canadaam.ctvnews.ca/report-raises-fresh-concerns-about-radiation-levels-in-japanese-fish-1.1486514
http://www.nationaljournal.com/global-security-newswire/nuclear-power-industry-lawmakers-at-odds-over-epa-response-guide-20130923
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23918882
http://www.atmos-chem-phys.net/13/1425/2013/acp-13-1425-2013.html
http://news.discovery.com/earth/oceans/fukushima-radioactive-plume-reach-us-130901.htm
http://news.yahoo.com/japan-government-joining-efforts-contain-fukushima-toxic-water-033418884.html
http://ajw.asahi.com/article/0311disaster/fukushima/AJ201309200053
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/09/moopig-site-review-deep-underground.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/07/moopigs-science-review-fabiola-gianotti.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/02/moopig-mercantile-department-meteorites.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/09/moopig-tech-coroner-nuclear-missiles.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/10/moopig-tech-coroner-nuclear-power-plants.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/10/moopig-uranium-update-regulatory-issues.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/10/moopig-not-so-good-news-department.html
http://zeepssapsblog.blogspot.com/2006/05/who-wants-sip-of-radioactive-water.html
http://www.exeloncorp.com/PowerPlants/braidwood/Pages/profile.aspx

Saturday, October 26, 2013

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Pacific Ocean, PART 2"

"After we left Japan it felt as if the ocean itself was dead,'' Macfadyen says.
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 26, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] Photo: Lindsey Hoshaw
"I've done a lot of miles on the ocean in my life and I'm used to seeing turtles, dolphins, sharks and big flurries of feeding birds. But this time, for 3000 nautical miles there was nothing alive to be seen. (GREG RAY. Oct. 18, 2013. LINK)"
The ocean is broken | Newcastle Herald: EXCERPT  |  " ... The wind still whipped the sails and whistled in the rigging. The waves still sloshed against the fibreglass hull. And there were plenty of other noises: muffled thuds and bumps and scrapes as the boat knocked against pieces of debris.

" ... What was missing was the cries of the seabirds which, on all previous similar voyages, had surrounded the boat. The birds were missing because the fish were missing.

" ... Exactly 10 years before, when Newcastle yachtsman Ivan Macfadyen had sailed exactly the same course from Melbourne to Osaka, all he'd had to do to catch a fish from the ocean between Brisbane and Japan was throw out a baited line. ... "

'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
No fish, no turtles, no teaming gaggle of birds, no whales, no life... EQUALS... a dead Pacific Ocean. Every so often we at MooPig mourn the passing of a technology that has gone by the wayside due to modern, supply side driven technologies. Today, we mourn the passing of a very large technical part of the earth -- the Pacific Ocean. It has been polluted to its breaking point by civilization who does it in the name of "clean energy:" in the name of "security:" and in the name of "progress."

" ... What is the greatest threat to humanity? We are, of course….and our technology. Like a dangerous weapon in the hands of a child, technology has overtaken our capacity to control potential consequences. Oxford University’s Future of Humanity Institute, led by director Nick Bostrom, says we have entered this new kind of technological era that we have no track record of surviving.

Our technological intelligence may have the potential for creating a better world, but so far, in areas of the economy, genetics and biologics, arms and warfare, security and surveillance, as well as the environment and energy, technology is also completely indifferent to the law of unintended consequences.

Fukushima is what happens when we have the moral responsibility of infants and the technology of adults. (Dr Caldicott. March, 2011. LINK)... "

_______________________Reference
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/1848433/the-ocean-is-broken/
http://www.collapsingintoconsciousness.com/at-the-very-least-your-days-of-eating-pacific-ocean-fish-are-over/ 
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/haarp-conspiracies-guide-most-far-out-theories-behind-government-research-alaska 
http://www.syfy.com/joeroganquestionseverything
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/04/08/11083494-fur-loss-open-sores-seen-in-polar-bears http://birthofanewearth.blogspot.com/2012/01/seals-are-dying-due-to-radiation-from_01.html
http://youtu.be/eMmaduq-5bw
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-03-31/fukushima-radiation-causing-epidemic-dead-and-starving-sea-lions-california 
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2011/04/fda-refuses-to-test-fish-for-radioactivity-government-pretends-radioactive-fish-is-safe.html 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vivian-norris-de-montaigu/deadly-silence-on-fukushi_b_859241.html http://enenews.com/study-contaminated-water-from-fukushima-reactors-could-double-radioactivity-levels-along-us-west-coast-in-5-years-we-were-surprised-at-how-quickly-the-tracer-spread-video http://sccc.org.au/pages/The-Food-Lab.html
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/the-ocean-is-broken-20131018-2vs7v.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/09/moopig-tech-coroner-pacific-ocean.html


Friday, October 25, 2013

MooPig Not-so-Good News Department :: "Japan Hit By 7.3 Earthquake Off Fukushima"

Into the Spector, Again...!
Retrieved articles by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 25, 2013  |  Bryan TX

UPDATE ::
LONDON | Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:40pm EDT (Reuters) - A 7.6 magnitude earthquake struck 231 miles east of the Japanese island of Honshu on Saturday, the U.S. Geological Survey reported. A U.S. Pacific tsunami warning center said there was no destructive widespread tsunami threat following the quake. (Writing by Tom Pfeiffer)(LINK)

[Picture LINK]

Japan Hit By 7.3-Magnitude Earthquake Off Fukushima Prefecture Coast, Tsunami Advisory Issued: "TOKYO -- TOKYO (AP) — An earthquake of magnitude 7.3 struck Saturday morning off Japan's east coast, near the crippled Fukushima nuclear site, the U.S. Geological Survey said. Japan's emergency agencies declared a tsunami warning for the area.

The quake hit at 3:10 a.m. Saturday Tokyo time (1310 GMT), the USGS said. The tremor was felt in Tokyo, some 300 miles (480 kilometers) away. Japan's Meteorological Agency raised the tsunami warning for the area of Honshu. But the U.S. Pacific Tsunami Warning Center did not post warnings for the rest of the Pacific."

'via Blog this'

" ... The quake had a shallow depth of around 6 miles. A tsunami of one meter was expected around 20 to 30 minutes after the quake. On Twitter, a number of people said they felt the quake, which hit at around 2:11 a.m. local time. “Shaken awake by long earthquake, went for nearly a minute,” wrote Mark Willacy with the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

" ...The quake was felt as far away as Tokyo, located some 300 miles away, The Associated Press reported. According to NHK, people near the coast of Fukushima are advised to move to higher ground as soon as possible.

" ... The Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO) said that there was no damage done to the beleaguered Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant in Fukushima Prefecture in Japan after an earthquake struck off the coast on Saturday morning. (Jack Phillips, Epoch Times | October 25, 2013. LINK) ..."


________________________Reference
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/25/japan-earthquake-fukushima-prefecture_n_4164181.html
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/magnitude-73-earthquake-strikes-off-fukushima-region-japan-20683834
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/06/into-specter.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/09/moopig-tech-coroner-pacific-ocean.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/05/forty-million-japanese-in-extreme.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/04/april-3rd-notes-in-aftermath-of.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/2718-202_162-451/haiti-the-road-to-recovery/
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/04/03/japan-idUKL3E7F309220110403?pageNumber=2
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/329360-fukushima-tsunami-warning-for-fukushima-prefecture-after-earthquake-in-japan/




Monday, November 22, 2010

Madoff's Rolodex: Ponzi Primer from AIPAC

To Be Semite, or or not to be... is Goyim, or, also Circumcised Arab, is still a Gentile... and the Madoff Defense Fund


Gentile = goyim:
heathen, infidel, non-Jew, pagan
Gentile, a moniker placed by a Semite noting the character of one who is other than a Jew.
It's true It's true:
How odd of God to choose the Jew.
Bernard Madoff Part of the Ownership
Society Trickle Down Blues
12/10/08, AIPAC to the rescue
Ponzi Primer: Madoff's Rolodex
Rolling over the High Rollers
Bernie Madoff wrongly accused, help defend a true patriot. AIPAC must pull all the strings:
save Bernie Madoff.
Bernard Madoff is a political prisoner.
Please help with the Bernie madoff defense fund.
APB: AIPAC help Bernie Madoff or the homegard will be defenseless.
FREE Bernard Madoff and Jack Abramoff

Bernie Madoff defense fund
goys and yids unite
Jew -- Gentile
A Jew, being Semitic is not un-Semitic -- a gentile.
Being un-Semitic (a heathen) is not what God's chosen people condone, else they wouldn't be called Gentiles. Semitic Peoples have a hard time with themselves, reference the treatment of other Semitic peoples in Palestine who are deemed pagans (heathens) -- yet they are circumcised and Semitic. Without the proper runes and coda the Semitic Circumcised Arab is still a gentile. Given the Semitic rules, what chance does the un-Semitic uncircumcised human (infidel) have?
Anti-Semitism was created by God as yet another punishment for being chosen, chosen not to be a gentile.
Gentility is not all that was promised in God's Country. To be born in God's image (a bipolar goofball) does have some drawbacks.

Gentile –– Goyim, a non-jew does not call himself a gentile (infidel). The Jew by calling (naming) a person, pagan (Goy) creates the environment for Gentiles to take umbrage. And so it goes, the sequesterment of humans into select orders only makes for lurid melodrama –– Isms make Schisms, Isms create Schisms. . .
Kabbalah for Allah –– AIPAC

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

MacArthur Fellowships 2010

Kelly Benoit-Bird, a pioneering young oceanographer from Oregon State University, has been selected as one of 23 recipients of a prestigious 2010 MacArthur Fellowship.
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[SOURCE]
At the head of the research world is Ms Benoit-Bird who uses sonar to study all the living things in the water. She has received a MacArthur Fellowship stipend of $500,000 mackerels to pursue her pursuits, "no strings attached" -- [unless of course one is studying String Theory].. We say that is a honey of a deal of chips on her fish. "And we think it is a great booster for Sushi, too," said Fluchs Sanders, chief water man at MooPig. "But our work at MooPig Enterprises pales in comparison to hers."

MooPig's "Oceanographic Studies and Boardwalks Department" submitted their report, as shown above, to Ms Benoit-Bird, in hopes of receiving some stipend them selves, or at least a 'Yell out at 'cha'.
Benoit-Bird, 34, studies the interrelationships of animals in different marine environments, using acoustics and other sophisticated technologies. Her innovative uses of sonar in tracking marine creatures from Humboldt squid to spinner dolphins have led to new discoveries about their feeding behavior, movements and even communication.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

NTVNDSMD #2: Next Top Vampire Nanny Super Model Diaries

by Pat Darnell and Jack Handey :: September 17, 2009

Dearest NTVNSM Diary:

What if Coincidence is the Singularity ??
Google:
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,010,000 for coincidence, singularity. (0.26 seconds)
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Re: Infinitely Unlikely Coincidences [WAS Re: [singularity] AI ...Re: Infinitely Unlikely Coincidences [WAS Re: [singularity] AI critique by Jaron Lanier]. Stathis Papaioannou Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:29:57 -0800 ...
www.mail-archive.com/ singularity@v2.../msg01859.html -
[ ... ]

The Anthropic Coincidences, Evil and the Disconfirmation of TheismNov 30, 2005 ... In words, this means that the probability that God exists given the anthropic coincidences and a universe with an initial singularity and ...
www.infidels.org/library/ modern/quentin.../anthropic.html -


Physics Letters B : The oscillating dark energy: future ...Jump to Scalar–tensor description and coincidence problem‎: ... the four types of future singularities .... which may solve the coincidence problem. ...
linkinghub.elsevier.com/ retrieve/pii/S0370269306004813 - Similar - by S Nojiri - 2006 -


Coincidence of Generic Relative Minimum Singularities in Problems ...Hence, for the coincidence of the generic relative minimum singularity classifications of problems (5) and (3) with dimx = n + m − l it is sufficient to ...
www.springerlink.com/index/ X0316MX2686M6310.pdf - Similar - by AA Davydov - 2001 -


Tech's Most Dangerous IdeaAug 31, 2009 ... And while it may be a coincidence, Singularity is making headlines at a time when angel investors are getting stingier. ...
www.fool.com/investing/.../ techs-most-dangerous-idea.aspx


The oscillating dark energy: future singularity and coincidence ...The oscillating dark energy: future singularity and coincidence problem. Shinichi NOJIRI, Sergei D ODINTSOV Physics letters. Section B 637:33, 139-148, ...
cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=17802243 - Similar -by S NOJIRI - 2006 -


Singularities of Curves and Surfaces : Abstract : NatureLet multiple points of orders p. q, r …, where p is not less than q, r …, move up to coincidence along a continuous curve; then the compound singularity ...
www.nature.com/nature/journal/v85/n2150/ abs/085336a0.html - Similar -by AB Basset - 1911


Singularity: "Sheer Coincidence"Singularity. Just another Reality-based bubble in the foam of the multiverse. Monday, April 27, 2009. "Sheer Coincidence" ...
spacetimecurves.blogspot.com/2009/.../ sheer-coincidence.html

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Next Top Vampire Nanny Super Model Diaries

by Pat Darnell and Jack Handey

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Dearest NTVNSM Diary:
What if Life is the Singularity?


:: Google: singularity, life = Results -- 2,140,000 for singularity, life. (0.19 seconds)

... Welp, that's about it for today, Buffy.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Crunk President [Part One of Forty-two] :: Buzzwords and TLA's



Defiant or just Defiled?
Retrieved HEREby Pat Darnell with Barry O and the Knuckle-Benders

Someone once said:

...I'll never forget in high school, when a friend of mine proudly proclaimed he had started a new job. "I'm a fuel transference technician", he boasted. "What is that?" everyone asked with a puzzled expression. "I pump gas." Amazingly, our daily lives as architects and developers are riddled with similar technology colloquialisms. (SOURCE)"

Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo, Barry, is it Really, Really True?
:: War of the CEO's :::: Or, Cecadas climbing out of the ground Three Years Early :::: Or, CEO beat down all the way back to Jewelry Pawn Broker :::: Attritional Nightmares ::

Introduction of Part ONE -- This quoted article below, retrieved in its entireity, sets the mood for MooPig's urgent vivesectioning today's coporate businesses... climate changes within micro management is on hold while the C-classes hash out their compensations... or caps on incomes. Unless MooPig is reading signs wrongly, signs like crying, whining and diving into the Hudson, -- the top CEO knuckleheads of knuckle inbred industries are knuckling down and running with scarred knuckles dragging the ground.

It is unconfirmed at this hour, but could very well be true, Corporate Exec's are running the Bulls, only the bulls today are Bears; Shareholders are giving exiting top Management and entering Straw Men knuckle-sandwiches. Besides, we didn't know all this was going on; so maybe you don't either... so let us take a white knuckles ride together and learn something about our Crunk Prezident Barry. [pd]
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Christine Lambden and Casey Conner, authors of "Everyday Practices of Extraordinary Consultants," teach consulting and interviewing skills workshops and seminars around the world. After a combined total of more than 30 years in the consulting industry, they now bring their accumulated wisdom to business professionals in various industries.

Getting along with people sometimes requires speaking their language, especially in the workplace. One of the ways employees try to emphasize their smartness is with specialized vocabulary.

Due to the nature of a lot of people's work, technical language and terminology is often necessary, but buzzwords can make you sound pretentious. On the other hand, if you are working on a team full of buzzword-addicted co-workers, you'll need to fit in. Learning and properly using the latest buzzwords and TLAs ( three-letter abbreviations) can help you create high-bandwidth communication with your colleagues.

Here are 12 of today's hottest quasi-serious workplace phrases:

Boil the ocean
Definition: The scope is too big to do in one project. Break it up into more than one. We often hear, "We're not trying to boil the ocean here..." when the client is trying to keep costs down and avoid an overly ambitious project scope.

Drink the Kool-Aid
Definition: To enthusiastically perform a task or follow a leader without knowing how this may affect you or to buy the "company line" without question. In business, you may hear someone say, "He drank the Kool-Aid," when he means, "He has been thoroughly trained in the program and we have his unconditional support," or "He is on board with our strategy."

In political commentary, it is used to imply that people who disagree with you have been brainwashed or are under the influence of drugs.

Going native
Definition: This is what happens when a consultant stops acting like a consultant and starts thinking he is part of the client organization. If you aren't willing to go somewhere else, go ahead and apply for a permanent job.

You aren't providing the same value you were in the beginning.

Greenfield instance
Definition: Clean, new installation of an application without customizations, configuration or data. When a brand-new application is installed, it is a "greenfield instance" until the consultants and programmers go in and start messing it up with configurations and code changes.

Holistic
Definition: A big-picture view or a solution that includes upstream and downstream impacts. Whatever it means, it's a great consulting word and we use it a lot.

Paradigm
Definition: The perspective or view you have of a situation. For example, "When ownership of our order fulfillment project moved from operations to sales, it caused a paradigm shift that resulted in a whole new project strategy and approach."

Running in parallel
Definition: Processing normal operating data through two systems simultaneously to compare performance and output. When a client is feeling particularly paranoid about a new system that his consultants have developed or implemented, even after exhaustive testing and training, we will sometimes recommend running the new system in parallel with the old for a short period.

Straw man
Definition: First draft of a solution or proposal intended to provoke discussion. It is an object, document, person or argument that temporarily stands in for and is intended to be "knocked down" by something more substantial.

Talking to the dog
Definition: Thinking it through by talking it through out loud. You'll often hear engineers and programmers say that they finally solved a problem by talking to the dog.

Use case
Definition: A particular circumstance or situation in which the solution would be used. For example, when designing a system, the engineer will refer to all the use cases that have been documented to determine if his solution would be effective in each situation.

White paper
Definition: An authoritative report or guide published to share technical or business information, particularly related to solving common problems. Writing white papers is a great way for consultants to get exposure in their industry and develop a reputation for expertise.

Wireframe
Definition: Simple pictures that show a proposed user interface, often used by business analysts to communicate expectations to users and developers.
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(Copyright 2009. Christine Lambden and Casey Conner. All rights reserved. The information contained in this article may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without prior written authority. HUHNjH? Story Filed Thursday, June 18, 2009 - 5:55 PM ).

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