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Monday, August 03, 2015

वातिंग, वात्चिंग ऎंड विन्नोविंग :: UPDATE


UPDATE:
Stephen Hawking: AI could be the end of humanity
August 3, 2015  |  Marching Articles Redirected by Pat Darnell  |  Bryan TX

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Patrick Darnell  ::  ... I get sort of mimosa bloomed when I hear about Stephen H, in that with everything that is going on, there is still Stephen Hawking talking, when for every reason out there he should not be making headlines like this. But yes, Ai will have the look and feel of anarchist global elite because that is who will develop Ai. Ai will look like its creator. [Neo was the 7th attempt at modifying the matrix, he had to choose to save 'creation -- humanity' or perfect the 'created Ai --Matrix' ... he chose to save Trinity] ... someone out there needs to make a comic book about Stephen Hawking where he is his mortal, wheel chair ridden self until he is moved to become his super powered alter-self ... and forestalls all our human inferior thinking... eh?


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ORIGINAL POST  ::  0/13/2007 9:22 CST
While sitting around, "Post. "

While sitting around post-graduated, deciding what it means to obtain a degree, and thinking on careers, opportunities, and community; now is the time to join up, so I’m told by career services at the University. Join up with the Artists’ guild, Apprenticeships, and maybe Pipe Fitters? Hummmmmm: I cogitate completion of dream projects in my own lifetime.

More for my sake; staying on track and in focus is my chief mission. But I can’t stay on track if I suddenly make a sideway shift of situation. If I digress into obscurity for sake of MooPig, and for being now Summa .com Bona fide, well then here goes. You will see the logic in the end.

Please join me now in a time-travel excursion. In context of me, you and they, assembled on earth in the present, and looking skyward would see ancient history as information attached to light coming to us from far away stars and galaxies. True enough. Cosmological Information interjected in our history always amplifies the present and known human history. It is the way of things.
For instance look at this definition of black matter, Holeum, and its inverse relationship with stability of black holes... parameters set forth at first by wheelchair borne physicist, Hawking:
An isolated black hole is subject to the evaporation of its mass due to the Hawking radiation caused by the vacuum fluctuations in its vicinity. This would seem to rule out the possibility of formation of bound states of primordial black holes. There are two conditions which need to be satisfied for a black hole to evaporate due to Hawking radiation:
(a) The black hole should be isolated.
(b) It sould be in field-free space.

Primordial (microscopic) black holes were produced in vast quantities in the immediate aftermath of the Big Bang. The conditions prevalent in that era were very different from those present today.
(1) Matter was highly compressed - all matter was closely packed together, and expanding at a high rate. This violates the condition of isolation of black holes necessary for the Hawking radiation.
(2) Near the unification temperature, of the order of 1016 GeV, all the four fundamental interactions of nature are expected to have the same strength.

In particular, the gravitational interaction would have a strength far greater than it has now. This violates another condition for the Hawking radiation, namely, a field-free space.

This also means that the rate of gravitational interactions among the black holes would correspondingly be higher - and they would form stable, bound states. In other words, extremely high number density, vastly stronger gravity and an enormously larger rate of interactions are likely to lead to the formation of stable bound states of primordial black holes.

New research calls these stable gravitational bound states of PBHs "holeum", and leads to the conclusion that they form an important constituent of dark matter. ( Antares Aldeberan on September 30, 2003 08:28:31 UTC Holeum - Black Matter Mystery Resolved? retrieved Sep 14, 2007)

Much of the discussion of the nature of black holes, and dark matter has revolved around Hawking's reversal of his own theory that information is lost as the black hole consumes light. He has modified his position to admit the possibility that information is not lost in the immense gravity of the BH, or the PBH. I think this is fascinating. Let me try to explain why I like this so much.
Our time is now but our reflected informational light-borne history is at once also our past. And to those outside our blue ball of earth, our past is the information they are receiving in their present conditions.

Can we conclude therefore if my friend in a distant galaxy is working on a project and my other contact is managing a project on Neptune, the Neptunian sees both or our pasts, as he whiles away? He, she, or it, adds that information to the project management on Neptune: I add the two sources to my project book, and so on for the gala-Xian distant.

Project management: The perfect pastime on earth has been bureaucratic in nature for centuries. For instance, we have a pre-disposed occupation of digging up our bones all over the planet, reassembling them, carbon-dating them and furthermore making contemplation, consideration and observation. What is this bureaucratic bone-picking actually accomplishing? I would surmise it satisfies the need to find evidence that others lived on earth in a capacity of survival as we do in our present state of being.

Carbon dating is a variety of radioactive dating which is applicable only to matter which was once living and presumed to be in equilibrium with the atmosphere, taking in carbon dioxide from the air for photosynthesis.

Cosmic ray protons blast nuclei in the upper atmosphere, producing neutrons
which in turn bombard nitrogen, the major constituent of the atmosphere . This neutron bombardment produces the radioactive isotope carbon-14. The radioactive carbon-14 combines with oxygen to form carbon dioxide and is incorporated into the cycle of living things.

The carbon-14 forms at a rate which appears to be constant, so that by
measuring the radioactive emissions from once-living matter and comparing its
activity with the equilibrium level of living things, a measurement of the time elapsed can be made... (Nave, C. R. and Nave, B. C., Physics for the Health Sciences, 3rd Ed, W. B. Saunders, 1985)
Certainly a mouthful, of time traveling conjecture; but can we agree we, they and you exist both in the present and the past at identical times?

Let’s call this one the Babushkas Paradox.
If I have many thoughts roaming in my head while I watch the grass grow in Bryan/College Station, and I feel that any action I take will require money, I simply do not take any action. If I feel the action is warranted then maybe I will act, and if it is pending with danger Post-its all over it, then I will have to act regardless.

This is the definition of my tension, and stress. My life as married man is: commiserating with corollary of need and accomplishment. Sustenance of the married man: sex shat shower shave, and after that limerick of self-preserving, the toil is in finding tricks for staying ahead of the children and pets in their constant shape shifting and urges to emerge.

Babushka was in turmoil because her accomplished ability of preparing for the needs of the present bled over into her future on a tragic basis. She would clean house, organize and prepare for the event to be, but to a degree of neglect of self. I know all mature parents know what I am speaking of.

Because Babushka never factored in the need to sleep after toiling over floors, cabinets and recipes, she fell asleep and missed the camel train to Bethlehem. Our wise men were reticent to wake her the next morning, and left at sun up without her. She then arrived too late to see the swaddled newborn son of man, as she just missed them in their flight from genocide.

It turns out, my present and future plan is to continue as a bureaucrat ossifying in my own bona fide capacity. I will regard my toil as the continued management of the project of married male with children, dog and companion. The bones we pick over now will assuredly be of use to others in the future. I very much look forward to fully confusing readers in the near past, with my spectrum of waiting, watching and pretty much being what I have been.

You see all the projects will have been completed in the multiplicity of our time traveling. So I am not stressed as before about finishing all the tasks, rather I ponder the completion of dreams through the children. >>pd

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Sunday Funnies :: Multi-Use

















The world is truly coming to an end..It has been revealed that the pastor in this picture asked his female members who are spinsters to a beach where they were asked to undress and were kissed on their ass as a sign for them to receive their prospective husbands which they quickly agreed to..Can you imagine such madness. (CKN. November 19, 2014 · by udumakalu . LINK)




















__________________________Reference
Unless referenced with a LINK or caption, Sunday Funnies is a bunch of pirated MEME's from faecesBook, YouTuber, Tweet'um and Tweet'um dee, Redditt, and other places where sources have been lost and are unknown. Give 'em Hell Henry. If you are offended then ASWC ... ask someone who cares.
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Ask+Someone+Who+Cares



Friday, July 18, 2014

MooPig Cage Match :: "Selena G vs Selena Q"

Who Wins in this First Ever Cage Match?
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 18, 2014  |  Bryan TX


Selena Gomez Gets New Tattoo in Arabic : People.com: "The actress and "Come and Get It" singer, 21, got fresh ink from celebrity tattoo artist Bang Bang McCurdy, who inscribed the Arabic words that translate to "love yourself first" on her back below her right shoulder, E! News reports.

McCurdy posted a photo of Gomez on Instagram Wednesday after he'd completed his artwork. "
'via Blog this'


Selena Gomez

--versus--

Selena Quintanilla



[Picture LINK] "... I'm gonna knock those tattoos right off that b**ch! ..." says Selena Q posthumously.

Although a generation separates them, these two should be allowed to go one on one, toe to toe, in the cage for three championship rounds. Maybe iCarly will film it, and Shake It Up Chicago will perform between rounds.

______________________Reference
http://www.people.com/article/selena-gomez-new-tattoo-arabic
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/128686885--SELENA-quintanilla




Thursday, July 10, 2014

MooPig Wetlands Department :: "Galveston Seaweed"

Sargassum Seaweed makes a Long Trek to get to the Beaches of Galveston
Mixed martial articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 4, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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"...The Sargasso Sea features in classic fantasy stories by William Hope Hodgson, such as his novel The Boats of the "Glen Carrig" (1907), Victor Appleton's Don Sturdy novel, Don Sturdy in the Port of Lost Ships: Or, Adrift in the Sargasso Sea, and several related short stories. Jules Verne's Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea describes the Sargasso Sea and gives an account of its formation (Wiki LINK)..."

Galveston seaweed is back – and it’s a good thing - Your Houston News: News: "Smell aside, what may be temporarily “worse” for recreational beach-users is actually best in the long run. Galveston does not haul away seaweed for just that reason – it helps nourish the soil and prevents erosion.
"... In fact, some beach areas are left untouched by maintenance crews, others including beach parks, beach access points and beaches bordering residential areas are cleaned for easier use and access. Workers in some areas use front-end loaders to move mounds of seaweed along dunes located near the Seawall. This occurs daily, sometimes as early as 2 a.m., and helps to build up dunes and preserve sand, according to the Parks Board."
'via Blog this'
“Seaweed is a gift to our beaches from Mother Nature, but we also understand it coincides with peak tourism season and there may be a lack of education on why the seaweed remains on the beach,” said Park Board Executive Director Kelly de Schaun. “We have the tough job of balancing the need for providing aesthetically pleasing beaches while encouraging environmental conservation. (MICHAEL REED. May 10, 2012. LINK) ”
CONCLUSION
When humanity finally figures out how the intricacies of Nature's work maintains our blue marble planet, will then we evolve into more rational Beings? I hope so.


______________________Reference
http://news92fm.com/452525/headed-to-galveston-prepare-to-share-the-beach-with-seaweed/
http://news92fm.com/452750/harris-co-seeks-23m-from-bp-others-for-deepwater-horizon-spill/
http://www.tamug.edu/seas/
http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bayarea/article/Galveston-moves-mountains-of-surprise-seaweed-5448672.php
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Seaweed-assaults-Galveston-beaches-5442452.php
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/galveston-seaweed-raises-sea-turtle-concerns/ngWxX/
http://www.galveston.com/blog/206/questions-about-seaweed-answered
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sargasso_Sea
http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/sargassosea.html


Sunday, June 29, 2014

MooPig Incoherent Numbers Division :: "We Have a Million Page-views"

IDK, Maybe We Should Re-take Our Vows
by Pat Darnell  |  June 29, 2014  |  Bryan TX


From an obscure point in time, in an essentially unknown city, on a day like any other day MooPig became a blog. It appeared first in a beta version of blogger provided by Google. That was in 2006. There were no measuring tools provided for blogger in those days. Then sometime in July 2007, stats began being kept by Google for MooPig. In July '07 we had 22,456 "Page-views."

Too much excitement for us!

So we subscribed to Googles measuring tools. Today we passed one million views. What it intrinsically means, I don't know, IDK.

So to put this in perspective, we rely on comparisons. And, like all blogs, we will exaggerate our importance by comparing our page-views to a totally unrelated famous person. For grins and shits, let's say Miley Cyrus posts this note in her "whatever" electronic device and sends it out over the net ...
Cyrus has a heart condition called tachycardia, which is a resting heart rate exceeding normal. In early 2014, Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to the antibiotic, Cephalexin, prescribed to her to treat a sinus infection. Due to the allergy, Cyrus was hospitalized at a Kansas City hospital (straight out of Y ikki peed ya)..."
Miley Cyrus will get a million page-views as fast as it takes a million fingers to punch in a million "LIKES."

MooPig is a blog about nothing in particular, that is, it does not follow one subject, but rather zigzags, winds, twists, turns, curves, curls, bends, and snakes its merry way around issues and malarkey that catch its attention. About nothing, for nothing, sells nothing, slowest growing rag in the natural world, is our MooPig blogger dot com.

[What MooPig really is:  3000 letters to my six children, who have never read more than 0.01% of it. PD]

BUT WE HAVE A MILLION PAGE-VIEWS! Gosh darn it, that's amazing.



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http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/02/faccia-di-porco-vacca.html
http://fourleggedlove.wordpress.com/about/


Sunday Funnies













Eat Shit Eric Cantor

Erika Eleniak in the movie "Under Siege" 


Fracking






Building a Hotel in an Abandoned Quarry [LINK]


John Franks
Yesterday at 12:22pm
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the $#@!ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big $#@!ing dog to work. Every $#@!ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single $#@!ing day.
Anyway, I drive these $#@!tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and $#@!.










New Mexico man claims apparition of Jesus carrying lamb appeared on his apple ... David Duran had a local priest bless the sacred fruit, but Facebook users are skeptical about his discovery.
BY LEE MORAN  NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Friday, June 27, 2014 [LINK]

[This Photo is totally Pirated by me] LINK [don't tell]


Plato's Universe


TRENDS: Profiles on faceBook continue increasing to include breasts with face, just sayin' !






_______________________Reference
Unless referenced with a LINK caption, Sunday Funnies is a bunch of pirated MEME's from faecesBook, YouTuber, Tweet'um and Tweet'um dee, Redditt, and other places where sources have been lost and are unknown. Give 'em Hell Henry. If you are offended then ASWC ... ask someone who cares.
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