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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

MooPig Climate Project Department :: "At Some Point Someone has to talk about it ..."

Forbes says So.....
Re-directed Articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 25, 2015  |  Bryan TX
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High heat index's did not exist in the 20th century. We just knew how high the heat was by how much water was dripping out of the window air-conditioning units in our houses; or if you felt dizzy after wrestling, or playing kill the man with the ball at the park. Thankfully, water fountains were everywhere in those days. Fifty birthdays later I run into this article:

New Analysis Shows Earth Is Warming Faster Than We Thought - Forbes: "Politicians may dither and talking heads bloviate, but the scientific consensus is clear: climate change is real, humans are responsible, and its effects are already being felt around the world. At the same time, some details are in question, including how fast climate change is increasing and which specific effects we see are due to it as opposed to other sources."

'via Blog this'

Apparently, the ability to carry on a conversation about our heating up earth today requires first one's ability to digest hundreds of thousands of pages on the subject. As far as we can tell, no one was counting on this phenomena to happen. No King or Queen, or Stock Broker, or Fisherman, nor a Fish Monger's Wife, had any notion of the impending saturation of evidence giving cause for our Globe's Heating Up. Simple facts are buried in too much information by too many different angles. We need Walter Cronkite to come on TV and say: "Our global environment is heating up."

Although Al Gore said it, still no one is taking the helm like old Walter might have.

Forbes summarizes, I agree, and the nitty gritty truth risen global temperatures means is, that widows and orphans of the world will die first. Weak and infirm, elderly, and sick will also find no comfort. I am certain that this is the living Earth's method for getting back on track.


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http://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewfrancis/2015/06/04/new-analysis-shows-earth-is-warming-faster-than-we-thought/
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2014/01/08/embarrassed-global-warming-alarmists-sink-to-comedic-lows-with-polar-vortex-excuse/


Sunday, January 22, 2012

MooPig Site Review :: Escapism "FFFF" internal bleeding

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Are you Sick of the Status Quo?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 22, 2012 | Bryan TX

Are we tired of Government junkets, bailouts, Obamacare, Patriot Act, tax increases, and foreign wars? Are we ever!

We need our escapes. And we need them without delay. So we look deeper into the curvy avenues of our Internet. We find electronic mash ups; and fakery to indulge in. Say yes to Escapism.

MooPig floats through the Internet with an eye for escape routes, like many others do. We are setting standards for strategic principles that drive quality and effectiveness. Yes, and, looking for that structure that supports our own message, and developments.

We want desperately to be COOL! Even if we have to be mopish, dole, or fiendish and raunchy. Or, our name is not Bill Due.

Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters - review and pictures | Internal Bleeding: "What do you get when you cross an Indonesian women’s wrestling movie, Troma Entertainment, and an action star who talks like Elvis? You get one of the funniest redubs in film history… Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters! FFFF is the story of Bambi, an exceptional Greco-roman wrestler on her way to the top. Unfortunately her brother has come down with a fatal case of dickosis, a made-up ailment where a buildup of semen goes straight to your brain. The only remedy is surgery, or oral release by a hooker. It’s a shame, but I guess there aren’t any 10 year old prostitutes in the Philippines… I had heard differently!"

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Monkeyface: If I was going to write a college thesis on the subject of low budget action flicks this would be my closing argument! I mean come on, you would have to include Indonesian cinema, Cynthia Rothrock, and Peter O’Brian. This movie just screams bad story, worse acting, big explosions, and a ton of off the wall fight scenes. It's just all about entertainment and ridiculous stunts, something I love! 


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http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/06/ferocious-female-freedom-fighters/
http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/12/angel-of-fury-aka-triple-cross/

Thursday, September 18, 2008

News and Reviews from Michigan



From emails going to MooPig's "Unsolicited Encouragements Department"
[To MooPig: Re: [MooPig Wisdom] Pretty Soon I have to Join Back up with the Human Race...]

We have been awaiting your return..........
Oh, as for your unilateral efforts to reach into your kids' world and remain
relevant...uh.... how do I say this... You may understand their generation better
but they still don't understand you, nor do they want to, nor did they ask you
to, nor are you even close to being cool.

That said, the miracle is this: unawares, you have blessed a bunch of us in a
thousand ways by catching us in your Web and making us think again like we
hadn't done in years.

You forced us to see the reality of the speed & chaos that characterizes
our internet-driven world. Some of us really didn't know what had
happened while we were busy working, paying the bills and raising little ones!
And, you gave us all an outlet for our screams, our weird old funny bones, our
political queries and peeves and our spiritual groans.

Bless your blond hairs, bless your Buddha belly and bless all of your good
intentions. You have succeeded and done a great good.
Amen
Richard C., Zeeland, MI

RC: Jest is sacred for me and the moo; you always know how to make me smile. Thank you for taking a moment in your all-too-busy day to send such encouraging words. It is testimony to the parallel pathways of truth and justice, and your life as Daddy, Steward, Husband and keeper of the Faith.

pd

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