What's the Score?

The Score is: "Cocaine Dealers 0  --  Acronyms 2"

Containers in flotillas, crossing oceans to the waiting noses of a class of people who can afford this bulk recession-proof, luxury Brand of Leisuretronic powder .. Keynesian supply demand.. Just imagine a commercial space outfit of the future: micro-gravity weightlessness and cocaine, on the moon, Alice. Containers will be attached to Titan rockets on their way to itinerary ports-of-call Outer Space.

NDLEA alerts of another cocaine-laden container at Tincan Island
Latest News Aug 8, 2010  |   [SOURCE]
By Kenneth Ehigiator

" ... LAGOS — The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, has placed the Tin Can Island Port on strict surveillance over a tip off that another cocaine-laden container was on its way to the country.
This is coming barely two weeks after the agency intercepted a container load of 450.400kg of cocaine, which street value was estimated at N4 billion.
NDLEA Chairman/CEO, Alhaji Ahmadu Giade, who gave the order for the surveillance yesterday, said the suspected cocaine container belongs to the Chinese drug suspects under investigation.
According to him,“documents recovered from the suspects confirmed the importation of the second container into the country by another ship.
“The shipment was successfully tracked by the agency in collaboration with the British Serious Organised Crime Agency, SOCA, and United States Drug Enforcement Agency and found to have arrived Tin Can Island Port, Lagos.
According to him, the container will be publicly examined at the port in collaboration with other security and government agencies. ... "

MPTD (MooPig Transportation Department) -- Local Division,Five-Year Transportation ReportPART TWO

Local Traffic and Mass Transit
by Pat Darnell and Nobul Cantrellibus
At College Station\Bryan, Texas, is a burgeoning metropolis that experiences growing pains every day. Transportation engineers from the campus of Texas A and M University have opened their fieldwork's to MooPig Editors. Below are photos of some improvements made for the City and Campus. These are the school buses, bus stops, and crossing guards that residents of A and M Campus, and College Station\Bryan, look forward to.

First three PHOTO's: Shown in top photo is the New Aggie Hummer School Bus,

Middle photo ... the new British Pro-Choice School Bus "Give a Toss" (Seventeen units now on order from GB)

Photo last, is state of the art, stealth, catholic cowboy, TAMU Refueling Cruiser for refueling the big buses as they comb the cities and campus to stay the ever growing carbon footprint ... no down time.

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PHOTO's: See here some of the ultra modern bus stops representing new, congenial, kinder more gentle, mass transit systems ...

Top Photo, is at the George HW Bush Library cross-walk at George Bush Avenue and Barbara Bush Lane. Dubya is waiting for the bus ...

Photo Middle, At the 13 E bus stop -- Our Lady of Perpetual Bad Luck -- habitual Nun Jones is waiting for her group of freshmen Catholic Cowboys and Cowgirls to arrive ...


PHOTO last: Falling down is a safety issue at NorthGate Bus Stop in College Station. We have decided to dress men as women to help would-be passengers to the bus ... don't know why, just seems like a good thing.
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PHOTO's Meet our team of drivers and supervisors --

Top Photo is our Chief Bus Driver, Father Dragg. He is more than a blessing of good cheer. His quick smile and even keel make smooth sailing around town in the School Buses ... he will be steering the transportation system as Supervisor.

Second Photo: Father Dragg will oversee this group of manly men who are the 24/7, 7 days round robin School bus drivers -- who also are firemen of Volunteer Fire Department #1, founded in 1898 on Thermal Street at Kepler Avenue.
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PHOTO final: Our presentation could not be complete if we did not show our CARBON FootPrint.
http://www.littlelincolns.com/LL_driver_profiles.htm

MPTD (MooPig Transportation Department) --Five-year International ReportPART ONE

Canoe Commute?
Found in Email Capture by Pat Darnell
[Source unknown]


Today, after sixty months of research, MooPig's Chief Transportation Editor filed their 1420-page report. The summary is posted here below with pictures. We at the Business Desk sincerely hope this clears up all the questions for readers who have been hounding us about traffic problems in their regions.

[PHOTO right] We would like to thank our Transportation Editor, Blanche "the Ocean Kid" Mirren-Scott, for relentless first-hand, hands-on, primary research leading to ground-beaking precedents for mass transportation. She and her team have set the bar plenty high for those who shall follow.
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SCHOOL BUS IN JAPAN

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SCHOOL BUS IN INDIA
But WHO do you call when you have a technical problem with your computer?

Super 8 mm Film, Remember those?

Any Help on this Sore Subject would be Appreciated
Call for Help by Pat Darnell

Letter to Film Processor:
If your claims are as you say, it holds true that my anxiety is warranted. I live in Bryan-College Station, TX and there are no labs willing to make a DVD-R of our "now very valuable [priceless] family home movies." Why now? The whole family wants their own copy of the few that we have from 1970.

Walgreen's is the only place willing to "take on the task." I suspected foul play.

So I am here with antique, priceless super 8 film, in mint condition.. we just looked at it at a recent family reunion.. that everyone wants. Can you really do it? and how do I willfully release this film to Fed-Ex, without having a bonafide stroke? and how much is this going to cost our, as yet, under-funded, Reunion Tapes Budget?

Super 8 Images

Film Shooting Com
home -- straight 8 -- one super 8 cartridge, no editing
8mm to DVD, Ideas?

Hypocrisy :: the Downlow of Transnationalism

Transgenerationals Deconstructing America
Retrievals by Pat Darnell


The American Center for Law and Justice understands what’s at stake – and is concerned about this dangerous direction. At the ACLJ, we’re working alongside our international affiliate, the European Centre for Law and Justice (ECLJ), to hold the Obama Administration accountable.

hypocrisy on the downlow -- "The fact is whether you look at foreign policy, economic policy - or even top appointees to the federal government, like Harold Koh, the U.S. State Department’s top legal pick, there’s a focus on what can only be described as the ideology of “transnationalism.” [HERE]

BECK: OK. So, look, here’s the thing. So people understand what transnationalism is...?



SEKULOW: Sure.



BECK: . and again, it’s not a dirty word...?



SEKULOW: No.



BECK: And this is how he [Harold Koh] describes himself...?



SEKULOW: Absolutely.

BECK: You’re going to see case law. This started in the 1920s, if I’m not mistaken. And what happened is, they started saying, wait a minute, evolution, if evolution is real well then people evolve, so must our understanding of things and so must the law. So now they just look to the future...



SEKULOW: Right.



BECK: ... and kind of sum and we continue to move forward. Now, it’s moving into other nations, correct or not?



SEKULOW: It’s even more -- yes, it is correct, but it’s even more than that. You mentioned the Darwinian aspect of this -- it does have a Darwinian base and that over time, universal norms come into existence. And even where you have a national sovereignty, a United States Constitution, that document no longer becomes the charter document upon which the government in the United States is to operate.


Comment: [SOURCE]...The danger, and to me, its significant is, again, it’s subservient to our national interests, and what happens is, the international norms take over the U.S. norms...In recent days and weeks, watching broadcasts of our new President speaking, I experienced the first flicker - barely a flicker, even - of my pre-election concerns reviving. I thought, It's just me. But it isnt't just me, I see now, after reading the transcript of Sekulow's interview with Glenn Beck. There is not always a place for a spirit of 'co-operation'. Sometimes open-minded, boundary-blurring initiatives can allow for the swallowing up of that which should not be swallowed up.

So, while "If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men" (Romans 12: 18) is godly counsel for sure, there are apparently times when it is not possible. There are times when what seems to be a blessing is not that at all, but a curse in disguise.

We who see things in this light are in stellar company. Consider the following -

"...believe me, fellow-citizens...history and experience prove that foreign influence is one of the most baneful foes of republican government." - George Washington, from his Farewell Address, 1796 [HERE]

Ever Wonder what the difference is between Mythologic gods and MOdern one God systems?

by Pat Darnell


Well I have always been a sucker for any information that helps explain that. My radar has led me to the recent Hulkster, Hulk Hogan, series of events...

The title of this post hasn't much to do with the content until you get to the end. But the load of doo-doo piled on certain large proportioned, mesomorphic, balding, middle aged endotherms, of the homophobic family white guys, like Hulk, and Arnold, and Sly, or Bill... should be unloaded. We might have a Day of All Crap Forgotten!!!

ACF = All Crap Forgotten

Could that be the difference between having lots of mythology gods versus having only One True God? With only one God, all the loads of garbage are shredded, and everyone is entitled to a fresh start; is it that simple? Mythology gods just keep on blundering around and getting deeper and deeper into feudal forgottenism...!

Time to review and throw the old crap out in the circular file. No? Hey, if you keep too many records, you get accused for genocide later by historians. Shred the crap. I do it. It feels great to shred 300 credit card solicitations, or ten years of phone bill statements. Who gives a shit?

Well, as long as it goes public, there will be a load of crap piled on the strong guys. So MooPig searched for some evidence and found Head Wide Open from 2003:

Featuring again Benjaminista's opinion on -- read the articles HERE

Overlooked Internet Acronyms

12.13.2003
Sure, everyone knows their LOL's and BRB's, but what about the overlooked Internet acronyms? The ones that time's forgotten?

That's where I come in. I've compiled a list of some of the greatest Internet acronyms (henceforth called Internyms) to ever grace the World Wide Web. Internyms are indispensable to the modern man, who is too time-constrained to type out phrases in full.

But before we get to the good stuff, first a little warning to prevent possible legal action:

WARNING: Using these acronyms without proper safety training will result in brain damage and/or genital withering.

Now that that's out of the way, on with the show!

BL@P - Busy Looking At Porn
EMDYIF - Eat My Dust You Insensitive Fuck
FY&THYRIO - Fuck You And The Horse You Rode In On
LOLITA - Laughing Out Loud In Tears Of Anger
PGA - Please Go Away (also some kind of golf association, apparently)
ROFLMAOZEDONG - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off; Chinese dictator style
SCMH - Slack-Cunted Mongoloid Hausfrau

GOD... hmmmm -- God Obliterates Doo-doo !! GOD is after all an acronym for a name that has been forgotten. This makes sense. Thanks all, I feel a fresh start coming on!!

Bulletin: BLOGGER STRIKE / Day One

MOO PIG Special Report!!!!!
The steady thrush of QWERTY keyboards is hushed Nationwide...
BLOGGERS HAVE GONE QUIET
MooPig thinks it may be Grand Acronym Mass Hysteria
Late Tuesday night, early Wednesday morning Academicians who say they are frustrated went on strike. What follows is another Moo Pig Exclusive Scoop. Late Tuesday night 64% of blogs went silent. Yes, Frustrated Academicians have followed suit with the Writers Guild. "Apparently the only blogs still active," says spokesperson, "are blogs by:

• Insurance sales groups,
• Hairdressers,
• and, Pilots of the Caribbean."

Early back-link studies show the blogger zero is an addres callout: http://Roy_Al_Les_Tennenbaum.blahger/~/amaboyrallih+Huma@Buddenbrooks.fred
"A highly subversive blog has been operating out of the Giraffe tunnel at the Houston Hermann Park Zoo," reports one source close to the event. "The hot spot has been the antique steam locomotive that had been parked outside the Zoo gates." The Locomotive had been a Herman Park landmark for over fifty years. It was relocated to the Houston RR Museum. The museum is located at 7390 Mesa Road on Houston's northeast side.

Specifications of the steam locomotive are Houston, Hermann Park-SP (T&NO) 982 (2-10-2), Baldwin '19 http://www.steamlocomotive.com/lists/1959.shtml and http://www.steamlocomotive.com/lists/TX.shtml

Visitor One enters the newly relocated land-bound Locomotive. Visitors never knew that there were 1700 pounds of Xenon processing equipment humming in the boilers of the landmark engine. Early reports can't confirm when the processors might have been put into the nose of the locomotive.

MooPig has been contacted by spokespeople Blog Out '08, who have asked us to stay online with reports from their point of view. "We will not let amaboyrallih extinguish the last hope of freedom," said the transmission. MPW will honor the request. "Possibly understanding the Writers Guild Strike will help in finding out why the blog-nation is trying to leverage the Internet protocol." To MooPig it looks like acronym hysteria.

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Strike: Writers Looking At the Fine PrintBy Brian Stelter

Updated, 6:59 p.m. January 17, 2008 As the industry rushed to interpret the Directors Guild of America’s deal with the studios, the Writers Guild of America said it would carefully evaluate the terms of the agreement:

"Now that the DGA has reached a tentative agreement with the AMPTP, the terms of the deal will be carefully analyzed and evaluated by the WGA, the WGA’s Negotiating Committee, the WGAW Board of Directors, and the WGAE Council. We will work with the full membership of both Guilds to discuss our strategies for our own negotiations and contract goals and how they may be affected by such a deal.

For over a month, we have been urging the conglomerates to return to the table and bargain in good faith. They have chosen to negotiate with the DGA instead. Now that those negotiations are completed, the AMPTP must return to the process of bargaining with the WGA. We hope that the DGA’s tentative agreement will be a step forward in our effort to negotiate an agreement that is in the best interests of all writers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ55Ir2jCxk"
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