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Friday, November 08, 2013

MooPig Wisdom Department :: Ten Things you need to Know this Morning!

Everyone Else tries to Make you Look, We're No Different!
by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 7, 2013  |  Bryan TX
[Picture LINK]  “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” ― Isaac Asimov, Foundation

We at MooPig FWD Email Department get a lot of unsolicited advice. Many "groups," like Business Insider, Motley Fool, and, LinkedIn, send us "Ten Things You Need to Know Right Now." One must admit it is a title that titillates, eh? But clues are all over the place, like this quote:
"Who controls the food supply controls the people; who controls the energy can control whole continents; who controls money can control the world." [Henry Kissinger]
It turns out, most of the stuff in our lives, amounts to a lot of barking at the moon. Arguments online are at best chippy. So, what could MooPig Wisdom Department announce that might have any bearing on lives? Well, others try to get you to look at their stuff ... so here goes ... believe me, it's tempting to sugar coat this, and I feel like I'm sticking my neck out:


#10 --  At some point, you have to just ignore idiots. It is, after all, really a war to control minds, a battle for our brains.



#9 -- Hyper elites ... you know the Illuminati, and those freaks who inherited all the money and banks, ... people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something ... they do not want to be engaged; not with you, not with me, and they certainly don't want to be engaged to each other, especially not with their own children. There once was a time when the Super-Rich needed a Middle Class to be successful -- Not Any More. Super-rich of the 21st century no longer think that you and I are needed for their continued success.



#8 -- Transhumanism is alive and well. We will be assimilated. It is not a bad dream you are having, we are on the road to a soft sunrise.



#7 -- That engine of business progress — it turns out that most of the cylinders are either misfiring or seizing up altogether. In its 2013 State of the American Workplace report, Gallup reported that 7 out of 10 employees are either “not engaged” or “actively disengaged.”



#6 -- What a person "believes" usually sabotages "logic and reason". That is why perceived "alignment, positivity, and feeling like one is achieving progress" actually limits so many persons out here from learning what facts are saying. [look at this LINK]



#5 -- Most of us are "not" put in a position to succeed. We are like Congress persons in the US, only mouthpieces for development and delivery of secretive, unknown to public, policies.



#4 -- If you don't know by now, you need to know that the Federal Reserve Bank, and all the European Central banks, are privately owned. What that means is that everything you, your children, your parents do is controlled by money that is controlled by the gray matter of one brain somewhere in the world.



#3 -- The media, including Internet, enjoys "making this bullshit up because there are absolutely no consequences for being wrong." [The Daily Show]



#2 -- Earth has experienced Extinction Level Events throughout its entire history. Our fossil record proves it. And ELE's will always be with us; they will happen again.



#1 -- Wisdom comes with a price. Wisdom is not genetic, nor given to the gifted or rich; it must be prayed for and earned.


CONCLUSION
"For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence--on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system that has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.” [Speech by JFK]

__________________________Reference
http://www.alternet.org/economy/rich-dont-need-us
http://www.alternet.org/media/americas-information-inequality-least-shocking-its-economic-inequality
http://www.alternet.org/comics/alternet-comics-jen-sorensen-affordable-care-bribe-errr-act?akid=11119.316738.O5THz1&rd=1&src=newsletter921061&t=5
http://www.alternet.org/how-ayn-rand-ruined-my-childhood
http://www.alternet.org/video/watch-jon-stewart-and-team-ridicule-medias-election-night-crystal-ball-gazing?akid=11119.316738.O5THz1&rd=1&src=newsletter921061&t=17
http://www.stopthecrime.net/

Monday, July 15, 2013

MooPig Free Range Grazing Rights Department :: "Cow finds Shelter on top of a House"

His wife, and the cow, both reportedly escaped unharmed.
Scooped by Pat Darnell  |  July 15, 2013  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK]

Brazilian man dies after cow falls through his roof on top of him - Telegraph: "Joao Maria de Souza, 45, had been in bed with his wife Leni when the animal fell through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, southeast Brazil."


'via Blog this'
" ... Mr de Souza's brother-in-law Carlos Correa told Brazil's Hoje em Dia newspaper: "Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth. "But in my view it wasn't the cow that killed our Joao, it was the unacceptable time he spent waiting to be examined." (Matt Roper. 13 Jul 2013. LINK) ... "

The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm and climbed onto the roof of the couple's house, which backs onto a steep hill -- on Wednesday night. The corrugated roof immediately gave way and the one-and-a-half-ton animal fell eight feet onto Mr de Souza's side of the bed.
" ... His grieving mother, Maria de Souza, told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow." (Matt Roper. 13 Jul 2013. LINK) ... "
MooPig Enterprises send its sincerest condolences to the Souza family.


_______________Reference
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/10177786/Brazilian-man-dies-after-cow-falls-through-his-roof-on-top-of-him.html?fb
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15d_1373763687
http://www.nebraskahistory.org/lib-arch/research/photos/digital/newlook.htm

Friday, April 19, 2013

MooPig Advertisement Section :: "All Natural"

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by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 19, 2013  |  Bryan TX



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Sunday, December 02, 2012

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Remember Ma Bell?"


[Picture LINK]

" ... ATandT, for instance, has suggested shutting down its old copper wire system — the only telecommunications platform that worked in some areas after Hurricane Sandy because it relies on a separate, minimal supply of electricity. ... "
Snagged by Pat Darnell, and, TN Correspondent Beka Gunter on faceBook  |  Dec 2, 2012  |  Bryan TX
" ... Just as canals and railroads let America grow in the 19th century, and highways and airports did so in the 20th century, the information superhighway is vital for the nation’s economic growth in the 21st. The nation can’t afford to leave its future in the hands of the cartels. (David Cay Johnston, November 27, 2012. LINK) ... "

Read ARticle here:: Break Up the Telecom Cartels - NYTimes.com: " ... because ATandT’s and Verizon’s own land-based services operate mostly in discrete geographic markets, each cartel rules its domain as a near monopoly."

" ... Americans have been told that competition in telecommunications would produce innovation, better service and lower prices.
  'via Blog this'
" ... As of now huge parts of the United States will never get on the information superhighway but will rather slog along on the digital equivalent of a country road. This presents a genuine economic threat to America: the future industries and jobs that require a universal ultra-high-speed network, after all, will most likely be developed somewhere else. ... "


 _________________________________Reference
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/28/opinion/break-up-the-telecom-cartels.html?_r=1&
http://www.facebook.com/beka.gunter?fref=ts


Monday, January 25, 2010

If we lose our Right-to-Carry :: Then, only Criminals will carry ...



MooPig Enterprises does not support any kind of Gun Control 
Retrieved verbatim HERE by Pat Darnell


Gun Photos are “Offensive” at Walgreens
[SOURCE]  New Jersey Coalition for Self Defense, NJCSD
Belleville, NJ --(AmmoLand.com)- One of our members wrote to us recently about trying to get firearms photos printed at a Walgreens Pharmacy in Belleville, NJ.

The NJCSD member and his brother are both gun collectors and active members of the community as a whole.

The brother recently took photos of his collection for insurance purposes, and emailed them to Walgreens to have them printed.



Gun Photos are "Offensive" at Walgreens
When the brother’s wife went to pick up the prints, she was told by the cashier that Walgreens did not print them because they were deemed “offensive”.

Our member’s brother returned to the store and spoke to the manager, who told him that he personally found the pictures offensive, and so did his staff. When the brother asked if it was Walgreens’ policy not to print pictures of guns, he refused to give a straight answer.

The member’s brother contacted Walgreens Main Office on Tuesday December 29th regarding the issue. We’ll be following the story.

About:
NJCSD – Defending Your Right to Defend Yourself Visit: www.njcsd.org


AmmoLand Comments: Please write Walgreens Corporation and tell them how offensive this is. Sample letter provided.
Sample Letter ——————–

Re: Wallgreens Anti-Gun Photo Policy

Dear Sirs:

I find your policy of refusing to print photos of firearms offensive and insulting.

As a believer in the Bill Of Rights I find your censorship of a persons photos, by employees, to be discrimination against gun owners is an attack on my first amendment right to free speech.

I demand that you change your policy and educate your employees of our right to keep and bear arms and issue a public apology or I will be forced to take my business somewhere else.

Sincerely;

Name
Address

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You can contact Walgreens Coprorate here at: http://www.walgreens.com/marketing/contactus/forms.jsp?storenumber = 2121


Distributed to you by - AmmoLand.com – The Shooting Sports News source.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Politics is Theater: MiLK

Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Herd


MILK; another MooPig Movie Review


MooPig Cinema Reviews Department has filed the following report:

"We waited till the DVD came out as we got our NetFlix mailer with our choice this week. We chose MILK since it is supposed to be a great Flik... and it is. We had to wait till the very end for Sean Penn, acting as Harvey Milk, to be shot three times in his chest, and once in the back of his head -- but it was worth it."

"We fast forwarded through all the homosexual love scenes, because they were unconvincing," said one Department Head Editor. "There is a major climax when Milk's live-in booty boy hangs himself, and that seems sort of real tragic."

"It would have been nice if Patrick Swayze had shown up in this film in drag," says one reviewer. "Or at least Robin Williams; it's too bad about both of them being under the weather and all, isn't it?"

Other than a regular plethora of Gay slogans written on placards with a host of thousands marching the streets of San Francisco, there is little plot that supports the Gay Rights push of that era, late 1960's to 1970's. Except for one special one-liner uttered early in the movie by Sean Penn's Harvey Milk, "politics is theater." This phrase sets the stage for many of us who are paying attention.

"Yes, and we are all players," says Schlomo Spitzer, Chief Movie Analyst, San Francisco branch, MooPig. Also, Harvey Walletbangor said, "Yes and if there is any actor alive who can milk a part in a movie... I have just witnessed the maestro of MILK doing it."

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Open Letter to Presidential Candidates



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THE JOB - URINE TEST

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)


I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB ... SO I AGREE 100%


Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, some of us are required to pass a rand om urine test with which I have no problem.. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rear, doing drugs, while I work. .. . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country -- and soon!!!!!

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