MooPig Trend Spotter :: "Triple Threat Fashion"

Victoria's Secret, Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr all in one Post
Names dropped by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 11, 2013  |  Bryan TX

1. Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Leaving Victoria's Secret - Business Insider: "It's possible that Kerr, 30, simply became too hot for Victoria's Secret. The brand goes out of its way to hire models whom its customers can relate to, and the stunning wife of actor Orlando Bloom might not fit the bill."

2. Orlando Bloom and Miranda ... 

'via Blog this'

" ... Once Orlie' met Ma and Pa Kerr, Bloom perked up, and, as they were leaving, the "Pirates of the Caribbean" actor was seen giving Kerr's mum a big hug. Awww. Wonder if Orly will be in L.A. with Miranda next week? She's doing promotional appearances for Victoria's Secret, including the launch of a fragrance, Heavenly Kiss, at Eva Longoria's new restaurant, Beso, on May 6, 2008 (Elizabeth Snead April 28, 2008 LINK) ... "

  3. Victoria's Secret ...Shhhhhh 

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http://www.businessinsider.com/miranda-kerr-leaving-victorias-secret-2013-4?nr_email_referer=1&utm_source=Triggermail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Retail%20Select&utm_campaign=Retail%20Select%202013-04-11&utm_content=emailshare
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2008/04/orlando-blooms.html
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2752991/miranda-kerr-victorias-secret-fashion-show-2012-03/
http://www.justjared.com/2009/04/10/orlando-bloom-miranda-kerr-is-my-dream-angel/
http://searchingforstyle.com/2011/01/loathe-miranda-kerr-breastfeeding/

Bathtub Pirates Grow up in the most Mysterious Ways

Modern day pirates seem to divert their expression and instinctual desire and impulse from its unacceptable form to one that is considered more socially or culturally acceptable, using the lore of PIRACY ... or is that calling the Pig the Master?

Piracy in the Twenty-first Century

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By Tim McGlone | The Virginian-Pilot | © April 13, 2011 | EXCERPT

NORFOLK | " ... A Somali national believed to be the lead negotiator in a piracy attack on a U.S. yacht will appear in federal court here this afternoon to face indictment.
The U.S. Attorney’s Office said a grand jury indicted Mohammad Saaili Shibin on March 8 at the same time 14 others were charged in the same attack, but that Shibin’s case had been under seal until today.
Shibin was responsible for negotiating the ransom for the four Americans aboard the hijacked yacht Quest, the U,.S. Attorney’s Office said.
The Quest’s owners, Scott and Jean Adam of Los Angeles, and their friends Bob Riggle and Phyllis Macay of Seattle, were shot and killed Feb. 22 by pirates as the Navy tried to negotiate thier release, according to the government. ... (McGlone, tim. April 13,2011. retrieved by pat darnell here LINK)"

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They CONK you on the Head !!

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