Moo Pig Wisdom is a brilliant combination of Antiquity and Prequel Modern Flea Market. We respectfully ask you to mind your children while here.
Showing posts with label anecdotal press room talk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anecdotal press room talk. Show all posts

Thursday, January 28, 2016

MooPig Anecdote Corner :: "Luigi, Luigi, Luigi..."


Mike Adkins

A older couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts" she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself".
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked "Do you shave?" "No" replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes" said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department... very generously indeed.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him "Did you see it?" "Yes" he said "but why the hell did you have to show her yours". "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before". "I know" he said "but the dart team hadn't!"
  • Mike Adkins My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park secondary school. "Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner!" he beamed with pride.

    "When did you leave to go to college?" I asked. He answered. "1965. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked... "What subject did you teach?"
    22 hours ago · Like · 1
  • Mike Adkins An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. 

    The two gentlemen were talking, and one said "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would re
    commend it very highly." The other man said "What is the name of the restaurant?"

    The first man thought and thought and finally said "What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one" replied the man. 

    He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled "Rose... what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
    21 hours ago · Like · 1
  • Mike Adkins Luigi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those beautiful shoes so much... it's all he can think about.

    After about 2 months 
    he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.

    Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani's for the first time.

    He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" Taken aback, Sophia replies "Yes, Luigi, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Luigi answers "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?"

    Next he asks Rosa to dance and after a few minutes he asks "Rosa do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa answers "Yes, Luigi, I do, but how do you know that?" He replies "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... how do you like them?"

    Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He states "Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please, please, tella me this true!"

    Carmela smiles coyly and answers "Yes Luigi, I wear no panties tonight..." Luigi gasps "Thanka God... I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Armani leather shoes!"
    21 hours ago · Like · 1

    Mike Adkins A newly retired cop was walking down the street, on his way to a retired cops breakfast, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for a meal. The retired cop took out his wallet, extracted a twenty dollar bill and asked the guy "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of food?" "No, I had to stop drinking many years ago when I was a cop" the homeless man replied.

    "You were once a cop?" "Yes" the homeless man replied. "On the force for 12 years, until I was fired for drinking on duty and I lost my retirement after wrecking a patrol car the same day".

    "Will you use this $20 to only buy donuts and coffee instead of buying nutritious food?" "No, I don't waste time with sugary foods" the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive and eat as well as I can".

    "Will you spend this $20 on green fees at a golf course instead of good food?" "Are you nuts?" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years since I was fired from the force".

    "Will you spend the money on a woman over in the red light district instead of buying good food?" "What disease would I get for a lousy twenty bucks? I hate whores" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well" said the retired cop "I'm not going to give you the money now. Instead, I'm going to take you to a terrific cops breakfast around the corner and get you to tell the retired cops your story, then you get the money".

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't these officers be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting, man". The retired cop replied "That's okay. It's important for them all to see what a cop looks like after he has given up beer, donuts, golf and sex".
    22 hours ago · Like · 1

    Thanks Mike.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

MooPig Site Review :: "Giving the Boot to Limbaugh"

Educate the Advertisers
mashed review by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 11, 2014  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK]

Rush Limbaugh, for his whole adult life has driven a desk with a microphone attached. Limbaugh has been married four times and has no children. Limbaugh's hometown is Cape Girardeau, Missouri. His first marriage was September 24, 1977. Limbaugh is not healthy. He is morbidly overweight, smokes cigars, and is deaf in both ears. Reporters have asked if " ... Limbaugh's sudden hearing loss was caused by his addiction to opiates, his cochlear implant doctor, otolaryngologist, Jennifer Derebery, said that it was possible but that there is no way to know for sure without performing tests that would destroy Limbaugh's hearing completely.

His buffoonery on radio is not without set backs for the plump, self-proclaimed conservative:
"...Sandra Fluke controversy -- Main article: Rush Limbaugh – Sandra Fluke controversy
The Rush Limbaugh–Sandra Fluke controversy (IPA:flÊŠk) began on February 29, 2012, when Rush Limbaugh's remarks about contraceptive mandates included mention of Georgetown University Law Center student Sandra Fluke as a "slut" and "prostitute". Limbaugh was commenting on Fluke's speech the previous week to House Democrats in support of mandating insurance coverage for contraceptives. Despite disapproval from major political figures, Limbaugh made numerous similar statements over the next two days, leading to the loss of 45 sponsors, then later "more than 100" local and national sponsors.  Limbaugh made an apology on his show for some of his comments. Fluke rejected the apology as dubious and inadequate.(y ikki peed ya. LINK)..."
Daily Kos: Wikileaks Documents Reveal Just How Toxic Rush Limbaugh Is:   EXCERPT  |   " ... Decent folks who believe in tolerance and equality are no longer powerless against Rush Limbaugh's efforts to spread intolerance on the radio.  StopRush is making a major impact by convincing advertisers on this show to withdraw their ads--and with your help we can do even more.  Just a few emails, tweets, or Facebook messages a week to Limbaugh's advertisers can go a long way toward making hatred less profitable.

" ... It is our collective voice that makes us strong. Want to do something hold Limbaugh accountable? Join StopRush!  We can use your help in the following ways:

Join:  The Flush Rush Facebook community
Visit:  The StopRush sponsor database
Tweet:  #stoprush Twitter campaign
Fact Check:  Limbaugh Lie Debunking
Site Install: ThinkContext StopRush browser extension--notifies you as you browse which companies advertise on Rush"

   'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
Without sponsorship, a talk show radio host is not going to be a high roller. Rush Limbaugh is losing his advertisers, and it has caused him and the radio stations he haunts losses in revenue. Will he be eventually shut down? Lots of people are sick and tired of Limbaugh's hucksterism's, of promoting information that is deficient, libel, and many times, hurtful.

We don't think this will shut him up any time soon. He has done no real job his whole life and yapping his pie hole is all he knows how to do. He will go into his morbid old age trying to reclaim his fame from earlier years. Too bad for all of us.

____________________Reference
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/07/1267762/-Wikileaks-Documents-Reveal-How-Just-Toxic-Rush-Limbaugh-Is?detail=facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/flushrush/
http://thinkcontext.org/
http://rushtruth.net/
https://twitter.com/search?q=stoprush
http://stoprush.net/




Wednesday, March 06, 2013

MooPig Movie Review :: "Homeland Security"

Interview -- Julia Davis
Captured by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 6, 2013  |  Bryan TX




The Terror Within: Former DHS Officer, Julia Davis Speaks Out! - YouTube:

Published on Jul 27, 2012 "Top Priority: The Terror Within" explores issues that have sparked nationwide controversy such as the USA PATRIOT Act and illegal tactics improperly used against law-abiding Americans under the guise of "the war on terror".

Julia Davis, a former federal officer with the Department of Homeland Security, discovered and reported a breach of national security at the largest and busiest land border crossing in the U.S. on 4th of July, 2004.

When the DHS failed to act on her reports, she took her concerns to the FBI/JTTF.

http://topprioritymovie.com/

A Noble Lie: Oklahoma City 1995 http://www.infowarsshop.com/A-Noble-L ...


  'via Blog this'

[Also see: Brittney Murphy]

Top Priority, does it mean we the people are in the gun sites of our own military? Davis's father suffered a heart attack during the attack. Her next door neighbor, who filmed the attack on her home, is also dead. His death has yet to be investigated, the deposition is pending.

Trumped up charges used by the attackers seems other worldly; how did this happen in USA?

Right now at MooPig we are looking for a full length copy of the movie.


__________________Reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LL9Jnos-GA



Tuesday, June 12, 2012

MooPig's "Who would Win in a Range War?" NUMBER ONE * UPDATED*

By Pat Darnell | June 12, 2012 | Bryan TX


Prince Charles 

-- VERSUS --

MONSANTO



Some of the BACKStory ...

EXCERPT | " ... [Prince Charles] Speaking by video link to a conference in the Indian capital, Delhi, he infuriated bio-tech leaders and some politicians by condemning 'the truly appalling and tragic rate of small farmer suicides in India, stemming... from the failure of many GM crop varieties'.

Ranged against the Prince are powerful GM lobbyists and prominent politicians, who claim that genetically modified crops have transformed Indian agriculture, providing greater yields than ever before.
The rest of the world, they insist, should embrace 'the future' and follow suit.

So who is telling the truth? To find out, I [ANDREW MALONE] travelled to the 'suicide belt' in Maharashtra state.

What I found was deeply disturbing - and has profound implications for countries, including Britain, debating whether to allow the planting of seeds manipulated by scientists to circumvent the laws of nature. (ANDREW MALONE, 2 Nov 2008) ... "

Read more: HERE


UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE
MONSANTO has decided to pull out and polish off the dope on Prince Charles... we think his mother will put the kibosh on this 'range war' once this report on ancient design gets out:

FROM ATLANTIS TO ANTICHRIST: THE ANGLO-BRITISH ROYAL SECRET EXPOSED
Two Royal Families in Great Britain have claimed of them to be descendants of the Royal House of David, a Bloodline which supposedly produced many of the ruling Houses of Europe today, including the British Monarchy and current ruling House of Windsor.

The other family important to this lineage is the Scottish House of Stuart (Spencer), whose most infamous descendant was the late Princess Diana. While there is discrepancy as to whether or not the Windsor claims to the Throne of England are legitimate (being descendants of the Germanic House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha), most agree that the Stuart lineage are not only the rightful heirs to the Throne of England (and Scotland), yet also to the Throne of David, and Israel itself. In light of this, it was therefore of paramount importance that the Windsor's seek out a 'Virgin' of the Merovingian Bloodline to marry into, in effect, to finally legitimize their long held Occult power and authority claimed of them being descendants of Crusader Godfrey de Bouillon, who was given the honor of the Kingdom and declared "King of Jerusalem" in 1099, as well as creating what they see would be a unique Christ descendant from such a union of their draconic lineages that would forever legitimize their tight grasp on the British Monarchy.

Therefore this intriguing and most infamous of arranged marriages between Charles and Grail Princess Diana was not hatched solely by the Windsor's themselves, it was of far more ancient design and connected to the Knights Templar. Interestingly enough, six months after the Royal Wedding, while Diana was already three months pregnant, came the release of Holy Blood Holy Grail, its three authors making shocking claims of European lineage supposedly 'exposing' long held Templar secrets.

This 'secret' being propagated to the world in 1982 contained the genealogical record of the Davidic Bloodline passing thru Christ and His descendants to became the Merovingian Kings, a secret which curiously became the foundation for the Occult and its own prophecy about the birth of a future King. (Clinton Ortiz, 1993-2012. HERE)

Monday, January 23, 2012

Romney's Talk Radio :: (Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, Etc.)

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 23, 2012 | Bryan TX

[Picture LINK]

Bain Capital Owns Clear Channel (Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, Etc.):

'via Blog this'
The deal in which Bain Capital became one of the owners of Clear Channel was initiated just a short time before Mitt Romney's first run for president. The following comes from Wikipedia....
On November 16, 2006, Clear Channel announced plans to go private, being bought out by two private-equity firms, Thomas H. Lee Partners and Bain Capital Partners for $18.7 billion, which is just under a 10 percent premium above its closing price of $35.36 a share on November 16 (the deal values Clear Channel at $37.60 per share).

The deal was finalized in 2008. Today, Bain Capital is still one of the primary owners of Clear Channel.

One of the subsidiaries of Clear Channel is Premiere Radio Networks.

And yes, Mitt Romney is still bringing in lots of money from Bain Capital. The following comes from a Wikipedia article about Mitt Romney....
At the time of his departure, Romney negotiated an agreement with Bain Capital that allowed him to receive a passive profit share as a retired partner in some Bain Capital entities, including buyout and investment funds.[62][57] With the private equity business continuing to thrive, this deal would bring him millions of dollars in income each year.[57] As a result of his business career, by 2007 Romney and his wife had a net worth of between $190 and $250 million, most of it held in blind trusts.[62] An additional blind trust existed in the name of the Romneys' children and grandchildren that was valued at between $70 and $100 million as of 2007.[63] The couple's net worth remained in the same range as of 2011, and was still held in blind trusts.

________________Reference
http://endoftheamericandream.com/archives/bain-capital-owns-clear-channel-rush-limbaugh-sean-hannity-glenn-beck-michael-savage-etc
*
*
*

Saturday, January 21, 2012

FCC Officially Kills 'Fair and Balanced' Broadcast Rules | News & Opinion | PCMag.com

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 21, 2012 | Bryan TX

[visit Picture LINK] The "Fairness Doctrine" would require equal time on every station to present the opposite point of view; for instance, a radio show that talks about the horrors of partial birth abortion would have to also equally discuss the benefits of partial birth abortion on the air.

FCC Officially Kills 'Fair and Balanced' Broadcast Rules | News and Opinion | PCMag.com:
EXCERPT   |  " ... "Although the Fairness Doctrine is now officially purged, it had essentially been off the books for decades, as it had been deemed unconstitutional in 1987, and irrelevant in the age of cable news and the Internet. Genachowski had said in June, however, that would pledge to get rid of the Fairness Doctrine as part of an executive order, issued by President Obama, to get rid of outdated regulations." (Hachman, Mark. AUG 22, 2011. HERE ) ... "

'via Blog this'

"The elimination of the obsolete Fairness Doctrine regulations will remove an unnecessary distraction," Genachowski said in a statement. "As I have said, striking this from our books ensures there can be no mistake that what has long been a dead letter remains dead. The Fairness Doctrine holds the potential to chill free speech and the free flow of ideas and was properly abandoned over two decades ago. I am pleased we are removing these and other obsolete rules from our books." ... "


_______________Reference
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2391570,00.asp
http://www.illinoisfamily.org/davesblog/sectionlist.asp?Month=10&Day=30&Year=2008
*
*
*

Sunday, July 10, 2011

GOTTEN THIRST? Drive By Energy :: One more Time!


Do you have a power thirst?



Preposteroneous... when mother nature gives you limits, find a new mother nature... power drink, NOW!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Sunday 10:28 AM :: "I Feel Your Pain"

Tough Love has to be
by Pat Darnell and Capt T Blogger Zeroh

Human behavior is actually very easily manipulated. Most, who have performed a "behavior" test on human subjects, likely decide for themselves, it is not a procedure one would like done to oneself. This is why tests of behavior are guarded? We don't know for sure.

Tough love is a result of behavior manipulation. But most times manipulation is a cause in life, a personal feeling in humans, or a circumstance one faces alone.

If one could feel each other's loneliness, in the exact way of the others', we would be as lonely, even if we aren't. Also, if one could feel the others' pain, we would would never hurt another person due to the fact we would be hurting our selves.

I am not talking about self-abuse that many humans include in their days. I am referring to pain and real hurt like deep gashed wounds, gun shots, victimizing hitting and pummeling -- yes and Taser'd subjects would transmit pain to their subduer, us. Ouch!!

This statement goes along the lines of "if male Senators could bear children, abortion would become a Constitutional Amendment enforced across the land."

If I do not feel your pain, I remain as I am. If I inflict pain by self-abuse, then I remain all the same. We are unable to feel another's pain, as it really is. If I did feel your pain I am not going to hurt you, because it would be unbearable, making myself the victim.

Jesus was experiencing cataclysmic pain when he was crucified, and he simply said "Forgive them for they know not what they do."

And "they do not know" -- because the only pain they feel is their own pain; hardly the pain of a slowly murdered martyr. Their behavior is directly proportionate to their pain experiences, not to the pain someone else is feeling.

In conclusion, maybe it is the way of nature for humans to endure the pain of birth, only to be given each his own lonely passage through life.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tallest Man Story -- In the NEWS !! [again]

If I was the Tallest Man, what would I do?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell
Old Story:
Re: post a RANDOM pic...
Post by fonefono on Jul 12, 2007, 12:03pm

World's tallest man (7'9") gets married in China. His bride is 5'6. A big car is always a necessity for the big guy, but his new bride doesn't mind. It basically looks like she won't even have to bend over in order to get into his Hummer.






Meet the Challenger !!!
A soaring contender for world’s tallest man — standing at more than 8-feet tall — caused quite a stir after walking into a Chinese hospital.

Is 8-Foot Chinese Man World's Tallest?
Thursday, April 16, 2009 | The Online SUN
Zhao Liang, 27, entered the hospital for an operation to relieve pain from an old muscle tendon injury on his left foot. Due to his unbelievable height, hospital staff immediately rushed to get him properly measured.

What they found was that he stands just under 8-feet, 1-inches tall, making him 4-inches taller than Bao Xishun — who is currently listed as the world's tallest man. He stands at 7-feet, 9-inches in comparison.

Zhao, who lives in Henan province, had been training as a basketball player when he sustained the debilitating foot injury over a decade ago.

Zhao’s parents are of average height, with his father measuring 5-feet, 9-inches tall and his mother at 5-feet, 5-inches.

Bao Xishun, 57, is currently recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world’s tallest man. [Read Entire Article HERE]

Sunday, April 26, 2009

They CONK you on the Head !!

PHOTO: [TOP] This decorated Pirate just walked up to you and said: "EUOMIC, EUONYMUS moinjk? MICROPHYLLUS!! EUOMIV EUONYMUS jklik MICROPHYLLUS VARIEGATUS. EUOSIL EUONYMUS j. SILVER KING. EURPEC EURYOPS PECTINATUS ...?? From the first moment you are in trouble understanding what is coming next.

by MooPig Ads Council

Pirates on the high-seas lay in waiting to charge at your freighter, your ship that is as long as the Chrysler Building is tall, and they storm into your seven story high bridge tower, and CONK you on your head.

They scream, and shoot up the place, and scream some more asking, "Where is the Manifests?"

One problem though, you cannot understand what they say, due to your iron ear that can't understand heavy accents. Your inability landed you this job as ships mate in the first place; now it is giving you multiple bloody bumps on your head...

Thinking to yourself: "If only I could understand what they say, I would give them what they want...!"

That is why you Need --

"BAR NONE Lingoismistic Ergonomic Pirate'ease ADVANCED Learning TAPES"

YES!! EUROMIC A/S -- For more than 35 years, Euromic - THE Destination Management Partnership in Europe and the Mediterranean Basin, has been marketing its members and, ...
PHOTO's: [Middle] ORDER IN THE NEXT THIRTY MINUTES and receive Limited Offer Posters with your Purchase... "You say JUMP: I say How High?" and exclusive "1923 Self-defense grappling moves Poster" for every Punjabi aboard your vessel....
EUROMIC A/S was founded in 1989 and for the past 15 years we have been developing and selling products within four product categories: Back-to-school ... Romances ... Pirate-ease ... and Animal Do Speak Little ...

AVAILABLE AT -- Thesaurus Linguae Romanae Et Britannicae - Moogle Books --
by Thomas Cooper, Henri Estienne, Henry Denham -- Foreign Language Study - 1808 pages --

...all compiled in only forty-two tapes\ or CD's, that you receive twelve each month for three months... only three-pence-six-hundred pound each.. and six free bonus tapes if you collect them all. Exciting ?? You Bet !!

TELL THEM MooPig SENT YOU and receive a twelve pack of buck shot....Magnum... with every new tape.
For a limited time Euromic A\S offers the exclusive implant option. See you local Ears Nose Throat Thoracic Medicine MD for details in most cities.
Prices? Negotiable in Bounty or Booty or Capt Morgans Rum, or Yo Ho Ho Seven Men on a Dead Man's Chest... Yer Blow Me Down, ask me again and I'll knock YOU down.


Very Fine Print ... Prices may vary as Demand Increases ... Remember RoboCop will not always be there to protect you.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

GOTTEN THIRST? Drive By Energy


Do you have a power thirst?



Preposteroneous... when mother nature gives you limits, find a new mother nature... power drink, NOW!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Economic Hit Man or just a Bubble Tester




Flash Flood, 2002, oil on linen,36 x 48 inches, Warren Criswell

In words of N Roubini: "A good journalist has to be one who, in good times, challenges the conventional wisdom. If you don't do that, you fail in one of your duties."
Review of Article by Pat Darnell

It's too bad there were no Economic engineers back when Economics was bubbling up to surface of ponds out from steaming ooze of covet, greed, avarice, and pleonasms that served to liquefy the spirit of humankind over ten thousand years that it has taken to refine our brilliant economic banking structure today.

Only seems like yesterday, a math wizard, Keynes, a theoretical spirit of economic conjecture, tackled essence of social science concerned chiefly with description and analysis of the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services. Unfortunately J Keynes is long gone. This is about Banks today February 23, 2009.


Good times are bubbles in our economy? I can't answer that one either. However, it turns out at least once every decade, I get a pepper up my butt to criticize bankers. But you know, bankers are always at a disadvantage, because they seem to be bested on all sides; hemmed in by professionals who have with themselves better judgment, keener math, craftsmanship and better knowledge basis. Steelworkers, Carpenters, Aerospace Workers, Manufacturers, ..., all so much more knowledgeable than Economists that bankers depend on. Let me explain:

Money is important; Love of money is our most deadly sin. Keynes, bless him, set up money supplies with "flow" in mind, and I sincerely think he had in mind a world where money was not the root of all evil. But without putting a long disclaimer post it right here, lets just say Keynes tried to make money like water that flows as needed at the log float ride at Six Flags, okay? And yes trades are actually out there working in the field, making them the first journalists of developing economies.

I say
When Keynesian Economics was born, should not have engineers well-versed in fluid dynamics stepped in to help old man Keynes in reducing friction in his money flow pipes? Shoot, economics without flow-meters is toast without butter; has missed its purpose altogether. The error has cost four hundred years of boom bust cycles.... No -- it is about supply of money as a substance to float upon; to drink from, to recycle...

Ye Gads...
Today in facing down the bank dilemma, [see entire article HERE]
Mr. Nouriel Roubini tells me that bank nationalization "is something the partisans would have regarded as anathema a few weeks ago. But when I and others put it in the context of the Swedish approach [of the 1990s] -- i.e. you take banks over, you clean them up, and you sell them in rapid order to the private sector -- it's clear that it's temporary. No one's in favor of a permanent government takeover of the financial system."
Did someone just say: Nationalize da' Banks... 'Marecan Banks? HUNh!
This article from WSJ reports that there is a "Stud-Hoss Hit Man Bubbagonuasch" of Economics out there. He is Mr Roubini. And like a Presbyterian Minister he is asked -- "how do we add on to the church? How will we heat and cool the addition? and so on..."

Unfortunately, after several add-ons, the once beautiful basilica church now has enormous HVAC plants up on its roof... endless corridors and doors banging into each other, and a hot corner office where the Youth leader has to sit all afternoon taking calls. In other words a sweat box, sweat shop.

And like all good academics involved in social science, he talks about the "Swedish approach" like a panacea for us all to tweak our mustaches:
"I believe that people react to incentives, that incentives matter, and that prices reflect the way things should be allocated. But I also believe that market economies sometimes have market failures, and when these occur, there's a role for prudential -- not excessive -- regulation of the financial system. The two things that Greenspan got totally wrong were his beliefs that, one, markets self-regulate, and two, that there's no market failure."
What... Greenspan... Wrong?
That is where N Roubini is coming from right now. He is putting it to Al Greenspan... and an entire International Monetary Fund. Here in the article we have a group of full-time and part-time economists, who have inherited the current cesspool of World Banking. Do not kid yourself, the USA banking system is the IMF... This group includes:
  • US Congress and Senate
  • US Executive
  • US Judicial
  • A. Greenspan
  • Doctor Doom Roubini -- Roubini Global Economics
"The idea that government will fork out trillions of dollars to try to rescue financial institutions, and throw more money after bad dollars, is not appealing because then the fiscal cost is much larger. So rather than being seen as something Bolshevik, nationalization is seen as pragmatic. Paradoxically, the proposal is more market-friendly than the alternative of zombie banks."
"They" are talking about nationalizing the US Banks for a colostomy. Yes, a cleansing only the US Government can do. Just like after the War between the North and South, Civil War. Yep, Reconstruction. Here is how that goes:
  • Kill millions of people
  • Assasinate a President
  • Bury all Zombies alive
  • Go back to Business as Usual
Oh, you say that is too long ago? We have more sooth economics now? Let's look around for some recent government cleansing:
  • Invade Iraq
  • Kill lots of people
  • Chase down and hang a President
  • Go back to Business as usual
Distortions on incentives?
I temporarily understand this need by busy legislators, and Teddy Kennedy, and the Judges, poor old retired Alan Greenspan, and Economist HitMen like Roubini... to nationalize what is actually "un-nationalize-able..." as I temporarily underestimate the work of any largess:
To Mr. Roubini, the most interesting question isn't the one of who got it right. Instead, he asks why we "over and over again, get into these periods of irrational exuberance, when not only is there an asset bubble and a credit bubble, but people believe these are sustainable over a long time -- Wall Street, policy makers, rating agencies, academics, journalists . . . ."
Thinks of it this way: for the first time in the history of Economics -- Micro Manage the streams of money flowing. All you idiot savants, sans savant, get on all fours and point repair all the sewers, basins and damns, and leaky faucets that you so proudly call the Banks. Be good Dutchmen with your thumbs.

MooPig's big answer for today, stick your thumbs in it -- right before the USA becomes fascist, or communist, or just plain Eat Up as usual; Wait, this is in the subject interview also...
"People like [Robert] Shiller were very worried about the housing bubble. People like Steve Roach were worried about an economy based on asset bubbles leading to consumption bubbles that were unsustainable. People like Ken Rogoff talked about global imbalances in the current account deficit not being sustainable. Nassim Taleb has been worrying for a while about 'fat tail' events . . . . So lots of people signaled concern about things. I was one of those who put the dots together and thus gave a more fleshed-out picture."
Why don't you want to personalize this, Mr Roubini? Are you afraid too, like all those before you who laid down their lives only to be proven too Idealistic, or too sworn to morals, ethics and values? What code will you lay down for us to follow... and for bankers to not follow for the next eighty years of "love of money?"
"Again, I don't want to personalize things, but the last decade was one of self-regulation. But in the financial markets, without proper institutional rules, there's the law of the jungle -- because there's greed! There's nothing wrong with greed, per se. It's not that people are more greedy now than they were 20 years ago. But greed has to be tempered, first, by fear of losses. So if you bail people out, there's less fear. And second, by prudential regulation and supervision to avoid certain excesses."
Hmmmm.. right back where we started: law of the jungle, greed, loss, fear... excesses.. ...? A condition for which there is no levee....

(Varadarajan, Tunku; FEBRUARY 21, 2009; 'Nationalize' the Banks. [retrieved HERE]The Wall Street Journal, page A9; a professor at NYU's Stern School and a fellow at Stanford's Hoover Institution, is executive editor for Opinions at Forbes.)

Special "Thanks" to Pribek.net for pointing out TV's outstanding WSJ article about very crucial contemporary decision making processes....

Blog Archive

SUNDAY :: bishop FM 105.9 Auckland



[Go To SOURCE]

Gary Grainger LIVE BluesShow from Auckland, 6 to 8PM LondonTime .... you listen too.

DISCLAIMER

: It is PROHIBITED by law to use our service or the information it provides to make decisions about consumer credit, employment, insurance, tenant screening, or for any other purpose subject to the Fair Credit Reporting Act, 15 USC 1681 et seq. MooPig Wisdom does not provide consumer reports and is not a consumer reporting agency. The information available on our website may not be 100% accurate, complete, or up to date, so do not use this information as a substitute for your own due diligence, especially if you have concerns about a person’s criminal history. MooPig Wisdom does not make any representation or warranty about the accuracy of the information available through our website or about the character or integrity of the person about whom you inquire. So dip your balls in turpentine and get rid of your own fleas before calling me out.

Ask Someone Who Cares -- SUCH AS SUCH MULCH

To report any abusive, obscene, defamatory, racist,
homophobic or threatening comments, or anything that may violate any applicable laws, please click
--ask_someone_who cares -- ASWC to report with pertinent details.

Anyone posting such material will be immediately mesquitte blackened over a very hot pit fire down at C and J's BBQ on Harvey-Elmo-Weedon Road, and permanently removed from all servers, its IP
owner will be locked in a small room with back issues of
The ECONOMIST, and one scratchy re-mix 8-track tape of Steely Dan's first album...
IP addresses might be recorded to aid us in enforcing these conditions, that is if we cared.

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"
GAZA by Pat Darnell for the Age of Attritionally Challenged

Email MooPigster Customers' Alert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CywR3ouHKP4
If you receive this post via email, you notice it is mostly 'blank'.
We at MooPig Surmise, that at this point, one either says:
"WOW, I'm off the hook, and don't have to pay any attention to that pesky MooPig STUFF!!"
-- OR --
"Hey, where is it ...?"
The answer is: "IT IS A youTUBE presentation"... and you will now click on the http above to go see this modern miracle of technology.

MooPig Wisdom is Your Life-Line to Parody:
24\7 -- We accept all Calls from Contestants

MPW Unique Value Proposition, UVP
Shards of Evidence ... Opinion and Editorial ... We Blunderbuss indigestible Ersatz of Readers' and Writers' ... Explain Strategies of quasi-firms... and some not so quasi ... 110% Proof
One Only
Advertisement Only One
Publisher of Satire ... Enemy to Bombast ... Very Swank ... More Fun to Write than to Read

MooPig Wisdom is online to provide spring board for writers.
MooPig is the Writers' Writer that encourages voice, content, and style. PD

Bill Gaines said it

Bill Gaines said it
"My staff and contributors create the magazine," declared Gaines. "What I create is the atmosphere."