UPDATE: Gotta have Chin -- To be a Thespian...

PHOTO: Rupert Murdoch and chins

Compose yourselves patrons -- Rupert Murdoch has been here, and finds our display as attractive as the south bound end of a north bound clown... [see comments]

Mr Murdoch, we know you have been abducted by aliens who support Che Guevarra and Castro and their reigns of communism, so how do you suppose we will let you in the final days not be punished... huh?

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Ever Noticed Chins on the Thespian Crowd in Cinema and Stage and Music?

::by Pat Darnell and these Talented Un-notified Contributors from 08.2008

About this time last year, Celebrity Chin Faces at FreakingNews.com have adequately illustrated this phenomenon for my satisfaction... and I present this to you, loyal reader, as a testament to what started with most probably the Nixon -- Kennedy Presidential Debates,, way back in the 1960's.

This contest is fueled by the following news:
Chin is the lowermost part of face, located from top to bottom from lower lip. Shape of the chin determined by structure of bones of lower jaw and muscles, near it: mental muscle, quadrate muscle of lower lip, triangular muscle and also fat deposits. Blood supply reaches from lower alveolar artery, innervation is accomplished by mental or by mental nerve, representing derivation of trigeminal nerve. So-called “mental protuberance” – bossed torus, going along lower edge of mandibular bone, is characteristic for Homo Sapiens. Along with a number of other features, presence of mental protuberance allows to distinguish fossil remains of Homo sapiens from remains of extinct types of family Homo, [ ,,, ] and so on [ ... ] Read it all
HERE..

Now if you will restrain from looking at FreakingNews.com for a moment -- and try to name these four Celeb' Chin Faces pictured here -- Hint: "Sex was never the same after Re-hab for Young Frankenstein just before Trepanned..." [that's your hint for all four]




These observations are brought to you via MooPig "We notice Stuff" Department of Inferior Desecrations, and the Arthur P and T Rowe Ur Boot A. Shure Foundations.

Also Thanks to Marinell for pointing out the protuberances of much loved bad girl -- Drew Barrymore

and candy sweet -- Reese Witherspoon to MooPig Bureaucrats

(Many thanks to Tidlycove for the idea inspiration for this contest. [browse best gallery pictures] Tag funny pix celebrity chin faces Jackpot: 1st place: $5, 2nd place: $3 , 3rd place: $2 , 4th place: $1 Started: 8/4/2008 5:00:00 PM, Ended: 8/8/2008 1:00:00 AM)

FRIDAY Big Viewing: Watchmen and a BSG Finale

A Comedian dies in New York
by Pat and Pat2 Darnell

We surprised ourselves, and went to the opening day of Watchmen. Number six bairn and I went early to the Premium Cine 24, expecting long lines... but that proved to be a non-event. We figured with Spring Break this week, and all, there would be plenty of lines -- there weren't -- so we went to lunch, and came back. The movie started at 2:45, it was over at 5:30... two hours forty-five minutes?

Also, later, Friday night Sci-fi Channel has produced our Finale to Battlestar Galactica.

Sci-Fi TV had been building up this episode for at least two weeks, as in showing actors talking about their roles. I do not think I can replay it for you, as the plot is thick in the waste, also betrayal and vengeance are pivotal to BSG and its crew, who tend to screw each other unmercifully. Refugee humans are making their way to a mythical final destination: Earth.. You will have to fill in your own blanks, but they are running to earth 100 million light years away from their imploded planet... come on, this is so important it has Xena, the Warrior Princess aboard to help.

After mass hysteria and mass destruction, Starbuck and friends land on Earth, where early humanoid nomads are roaming ancient grasslands, chunkin' spears, and generally acting like we post modern writers fantasize.

For some reason the suddenly delivered elite staff of BSG is lying about in the grass spying on the indigenous humanoids, making this promise -- "to not destroy themselves again." But maybe a quick look into "future developments" could help many of us who at BSG Finale's fade to black left us all saying: "HUNHjh??

Could it be summarized in this promise from today's WENDY's Old Fashioned Hamburgers Restaurants: "Fresh beef tastes better than frozen. For proof, eat one of our hot 'n juicy hamburgers. Quality is our Recipe?" Obviously WENDY's corporation developed, from fascination or error, franchising brought to earth by the Battlestar Galactians... no?

Shoot me in the temple if I'm on a tangent, but it occurred to me to ask myself: "Self: all those futuristic humans who are landing on Earth after their long space journey in the regalia of spaceships following Battlestar Galactica, wouldn't they be extremely hungry and horny?"

"Tough call, Self."

Anyway, if you, reader, have no idea what this is going on about, you can click on some of the friendly links in the text to find out what's been happening since 1978. Remember, sponsoring this SciFi episode is The General Auto Insurance AIG ... one-stop insurance; And BSG DVD's, T-shirts collectibles at the SciFi Store.

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Back to:
WATCHMEN -- the title refers to one character's father who had been a Watch Repair Man back when watches could be repaired. The movie does not have anything to do with a Clockwork Orange, except for the concept of predator becomes victim.. sort of.

Anyway, to not ruin it for others who might go see WATCHMEN [and --WOMEN] -- Not since Matrix has there been this many kidney punches in mixed martial arts fights, that must have left actors pissing blood for weeks... and the Blue Man settles on Mars.

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MooPig Cinema Analysts Ask: Ashley Judd to play "Sarah Palin" in Movie -- Sneak Peek?

Some Parody just plain Writes Itself... Truth once again -- Stranger than Fiction
by Pat Darnell
MooPig introduces its consultant role in helping casting brokers to find the right actress for the right role, especially in bio films of living people.

Political activities of recent times might have brought many scripts, or none, to film makers. Casting such scripts might have requirements that a sincere effort in matching biographies and all the way to blood types in actors might be considered... That is why we offer this discussion as follows. Idol worship and budget not considered, could Ashley Judd play Sarah Palin in a movie...? you decide. Will the Shoes come Off?

We find that casting Ashley Judd as Sarah Palin in a movie would be akin to casting John Belushi [God rest his soul] as Michael Phelps.

Consider the recent commercial application slanting: In 2009, Ashley Judd appeared in a one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund, in which Judd condemned Alaska governor Sarah Palin for supporting aerial wolf hunting. In making the advertisement, Judd failed to mention that the reason these wolves are killed is to protect the caribou population in Alaska. In response, Sarah Palin deemed the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund an "extreme fringe group".[WKI].

Recently Ash took on Sarah. I think besides being a sort of sibling rivalry, this represents those who try to tag themselves onto what is perceived as originality. Ash is trying to put her team in the wave of fanfare that Sarah has enjoyed.

Actress Ashley Judd stars in a new campaign targeted at Sarah Palin's alleged "anti-conservation agenda" and her promotion of the killing of wolves and bears in Alaska.

Defenders Action Fund launched the campaign today with a new Website, EyeonPalin.org. In a video, Judd condemns Palin for promoting the aerial killing of wolves and even accuses her of suggesting $150 bounties for the severed forelegs of killed wolves.

"Now back in Alaska, Palin is again casting aside science and championing the slaughter of wildlife," Judds recites somberly.

Personally, I see no connection. But:

Sarah Palin struck back at Ashley Judd's featured role in an ad campaign accusing the Alaska governor of supporting the aerial slaughter of wolves and bears.

Palin released a statement calling the ad "reprehensible and hypocritical."

"The ad campaign by this extreme fringe group, as Alaskans have witnessed over the last several years, distorts the facts about Alaska's wildlife management programs. These audacious fundraising attempts misrepresent what goes on in Alaska, and I encourage people to learn the facts about Alaska's positive record of managing wildlife for abundance.

"Shame on the Defenders of Wildlife for twisting the truth in an effort to raise funds from innocent and hard-pressed Americans struggling with these rough economic times," wrote Palin, reports Politico.

Table made by MooPIg Chart Makers entirely from Why Ikki Peed Ya, for readers:

	Ashley Judd	Sarah Palin
P\L	Judd was born Ashley Tyler Ciminella (born April 19, 1968) in Granada Hills, California, the daughter of Naomi Judd, a well-known country music singer and motivational speaker, and Michael Ciminella, Jr., a marketing analyst for the horseracing industry	Sarah Louise Heath -- Palin; born February 11, 1964) Palin was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach. The family moved to Alaska when she was an infant.
BIO	Ashley Judd is a Golden Globe-nominated American actress, well known for playing a number of strong women characters in films such as Kiss the Girls, Double Jeopardy and High Crimes. March 2007 Ashley Judd spent the day at a local community group for women in India. She began her mission earlier this month to help promote AIDS awareness in the country. Ashley is a spokesperson for Population Services International. She is a wonderful woman helping a great cause.	Governor of the U.S. state of Alaska. Palin was a member of the Wasilla, Alaska, city council from 1992 to 1996 and the city's mayor from 1996 to 2002. After an unsuccessful campaign for Lieutenant Governor of Alaska in 2002, she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004. She was elected Governor of Alaska in November 2006. Palin is the first female governor of Alaska and the youngest person elected governor of that state. Palin was the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election, on the ticket with Senator John McCain. Palin was the second female candidate and the first Alaskan candidate of either major party on a national ticket, as well as the first female vice-presidential nominee of the Republican Party.
BO	Judd has a half-sister, Wynonna Judd, who is also a country music singer. SECOND BORN GIRL	third of four children, MIDDLE CHILD
ED	raised her as a Baptist, and she attended twelve schools before college\ She briefly tried modeling in Japan during school breaks. An alumna of the sorority Kappa Kappa Gamma at the University of Kentucky, she majored in French and minored in anthropology, art history, theater and women's studies. She spent a semester studying in France as part of her major\ studied with well-respected acting teacher, Robert Carnegie, at Playhouse West.\ she worked as a waitress at "The Ivy" restaurant\	Palin attended Wasilla High School in Wasillahead of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes chapter at the school,girls' cross country team,captain and point guard of the school's girls' basketball team that won the Alaska state championship in 1982. enrolled at Hawaii Pacific College in Honolulu. She left after one semester and transferred to North Idaho College, a community college in Coeur d'Alene, where she spent two semestersPalin won the Miss Wasilla Pageant,[11][12] then finished third in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant,[13][14] at which she won a college scholarship and the "Miss Congeniality" award. transferred to the University of Idaho in Moscow,attended Matanuska-Susitna Collegereturned to the University of Idaho in January 1986bachelor's degree in communications-journalism, graduating in May 1987.
EXTRA	By the end of the 1990s, Judd had managed to achieve significant fame and success as a leading actress\ She is frequently sought out for celebrity camera shots during televised games. Judd posed for a poster wearing only a hockey jersey for fundraising purposes for their alma mater's hockey team. She is also an avid practitioner of yoga, cooking and gardening.	1988, she worked as a sports reporter for KTUU-TV and KTVA-TV in Anchorage, and for the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman as a sports reporter. She also helped in her husband’s commercial fishing family business.
NUP	During the 1990s, Judd dated baseball player Brady Anderson, singers Lyle Lovett and Michael Bolton, and actors Matthew McConaughey and Robert De Niro. In December 1999, she became engaged to Scottish auto racer Dario Franchitti, who was at the time driving in Champ Car World Series (he has since raced in IndyCars and NASCAR). The two were married at Skibo Castle, near Dornoch, Scotland, on December 12, 2001. She and her husband divide their time between a home in Scotland and their farm outside Franklin, Tennessee. Judd can be recognized in Gasoline Alley wearing a white hat, and was present at the 2007 Indianapolis 500 when her husband won.	In 1988, she eloped with her childhood sweetheart Todd Palin. According to her mother, she believed that her parents "couldn't afford a big white wedding.” Todd Palin works for the London-based oil company BP as an oil-field production operator and owns a commercial fishing business. Palin describes herself as a hockey mom. The Palins have five children.
POLITICS – involvement, career	one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund,	CC -- elected twice to the city council of Wasilla, MAYOR-- served two three-year terms (1996–2002) as the mayor of Wasilla.asked for updated resumes and resignation letters from some top officials, including the police chief, public works director, finance director, and librarian. § She created the position of city administrator, and reduced her own $68,000 salary by 10%, although by mid-1998 this was reversed by the city council. § Palin stated in 2006 that she would not allow her personal religious beliefs to dictate her political positions. § Palin fired Emmons and Police Chief Irl Stambaugh in January 1997 § Palin kept a jar with the names of Wasilla residents on her desk, and once a week she pulled a name from it and picked up the phone; she would ask: "How's the city doing?" Palin cut property taxes by 75% and eliminated personal property and business inventory taxes. Using municipal bonds, she made improvements to the roads and sewers, and increased funding to the Police Department... She also oversaw new bike paths and procured funding for storm-water treatment to protect freshwater resources.[28] At the same time, the city reduced spending on the town museum and stopped construction of a new library and city hall.... in 1999 and won, with 74% of the vote.She was also elected president of the Alaska Conference of Mayors. GOV -- Despite being outspent by her Democratic opponent, she won the gubernatorial election in November, defeating former governor Tony Knowles by a margin of 48.3% to 40.9%. [.... to much to post here...] In 2007, Palin supported a 2003 Alaska Department of Fish and Game policy allowing the hunting of wolves from the air as part of a predator control program intended to increase moose and caribou populations for subsistence-food gatherers and other hunters. In March 2007, Palin's office announced that a bounty of $150 per wolf would be paid to the 180 volunteer pilots and gunners, to offset fuel costs, in five areas of Alaska. Six-hundred-and-seven wolves had been killed in the prior four years. State biologists wanted 382 to 664 wolves killed by the end of the predator-control season in April 2007. Wildlife activists sued the state...
FEUD ‘07	A long-running feud between Judd and Indy race car driver Milka Duno took place throughout the 2007 Indy Racing League season. After the final race of the 2007 season, the actress stated to the assembled news media that, "I know this is not very sportsmanlike, but they've got to get the 23 car (Duno) off the track. It's very dangerous. I'm tired of holding my tongue. She shouldn't be out there. When a car is 10 miles (an hour) off the pace, it's not appropriate to be racing. People's lives are at stake."	Feuds that come along with being a leader in the government of a state are too numerous to list here.... However almost every one who has tried to sue Palin and her office has lost..
FEUD ‘09	...in 2009, Ashley Judd appeared in a one minute video advertisement for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund, in which Judd condemned Alaska governor Sarah Palin for supporting aerial wolf hunting.	In 2007, Palin approved a $400,000 "information campaign" promoting the predator control program. Opponents of the program, including Defenders of Wildlife called this a "propaganda campaign," due to the fact that a referendum on the program was scheduled for the following summer, and two previous referendums (one in 1996 and another in 2000) had seen a majority of Alaskans voting against aerial predator control. The 2008 referendum to ban aerial predator control went on to fail. VP -- On August 29, 2008, in Dayton, Ohio, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced that he had chosen Palin as his running mate.[136] According to Jill Hazelbaker, a spokeswoman for John McCain, he first met Palin at the National Governors Association meeting in Washington in February 2008 and came away "extraordinarily impressed."
FAMILY	In June 2007, Goody's Family Clothing [now bankrupt] announced that they were going to be releasing three fashion clothing lines with Judd in the Fall to be called - "AJ", "Love Ashley" and "Ashley Judd." Regarding the clothing line, Judd said, "I'm thrilled to be involved in a clothing line that provides simple, lovely solutions for women's wardrobes. I've always loved items that you can throw on easily and know that you'll feel and look good. This line does just that, while keeping with the best of current styles and trends."	Palin dismissed Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan on July 11, 2008,Wooten was involved in a child custody battle with Palin’s sisterWooten had been disciplined for the others—an illegal moose killing and the tasering of an 11-year-old. Other wise:
Summary from a Subjective MooPig	Ashley Judd has never worked a full day in her entire life.	Palin has an over-achievers’ life of never sitting still...
All assumptions considered	Maintains an encyclopedic basis of knowledge	Has Hands-on basis of knowledge
Role Demands	Accepted role as inferior of two genders	Accepts no “obligatory, nor stereotypical” roles
ID	Bicoastal, born into fortune	Bred and raised, educated and has worked in the Interior of the bread-basket of the USA, not born to fortune