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Thursday, March 07, 2013

MooPig State of the Art Department :: "China's Toxic Sky"

A nurse puts in a drip for a baby diagnosed with respiratory diseases at a provincial children's hospital in Hefei, Anhui province, on January 16, 2013. (Reuters/Stringer)

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Mar 7, 2013 | Bryan TX

Smog at Beijing airport at noon local time, earlier this month. Photographer John Williamson took this shot before boarding his plane, one of the lucky few to get out, as some 800 flights canceled that day. Williamson: "You literally can see the smog inside a large enough building. The airport terminal, the hotel lobby are large enough that you can no longer see clearly across the room." (© John E. Williamson)
A man walks under the trees during severe pollution on January 23, 2013 in Beijing, China. (Feng Li/Getty Images)
A combination photograph shows people wearing masks on a heavy smog day in Beijing, on January 29, 2013. (Reuters/Jason Lee)
Cans of fresh air are seen piled up before being given away by Chinese multimillionaire Chen Guangbiao, near a street on a hazy day in central Beijing, on January 30, 2013. China's recent streak of foul air has rekindled a tongue-in-cheek campaign by a Chinese multimillionaire with a streak of showmanship who is raising the alarm by selling canned fresh air. Chen Guangbiao, who made his fortune in the recycling business and is a high-profile philanthropist, on Wednesday handed out soda pop-sized cans of air, purportedly from far-flung and pristine regions of China, from Xinjiang in the far northwest to Taiwan off China's southeast coast. (Reuters/Barry Huang)
A bright video screen shows images of blue sky on Tiananmen Square during a time of dangerous levels of air pollution, on January 23, 2013 in Beijing. (Feng Li/Getty Images)
Severe pollution clouds the Beijing skyline on January 12, 2013. Air quality data released via the US embassy twitter feed recorded air quality index levels so hazardous that they were classed as 'Beyond Index'. Just after midday the particle matter (PM) 2.5 figure was 519 on a scale that stops at 500 and advises against all outdoor activity. (Ed Jones/AFP/Getty Images)
A woman helps adjust a mask for her friend outside an amusement park on a smoggy day in Beijing, on January 12, 2013. (AP Photo/Alexander F. Yuan)

China's Toxic Sky - In Focus - The Atlantic: "Since the beginning of this year, the levels of air pollution in Beijing have been dangerously high, with thick clouds of smog chasing people indoors, disrupting air travel, and affecting the health of millions. The past two weeks have been especially bad -- at one point the pollution level measured 40 times recommended safety levels. "

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http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/chinas-toxic-sky/100449/

Sunday, February 19, 2012

MooPig's Predictions Department :: "December 22, 2012"

by Pat Darnell | Feb 19, 2012 | Bryan TX
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MooPig Predictions Department is 75% [+\-] 3% sure that there will be a multitude of out-of-work actors and actresses on December 22, 2012. It will be precluded by previous irrational casting of thousands to play extras in Zombie movies, a genre that will dissipate.


As far as unemployment rates, housing starts, tsunamis, quakes, zero population growth, presidential election, and internet freedom, and stuff, MooPig relies on web sites that fill in those predictions for this year, 2012.


Try this LINK for grins. 


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http://www.naturalnews.com/034566_2012_predictions_Mayan_calendar.html
http://ohinternet.com/Zombie_Apocalypse
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Sunday, December 06, 2009

MooPig's Posturing Honkey's Feature



One who puts Pop Culture on a pedestal, puts wisdom in a coffin.
By Pat Darnell with Anne Thoreau-Pologii

Mysterious Hanging Coffins of the Bo

After more than two months of hard work, renovation of the hanging coffins of the Bo people in Gongxian County of southwest China's Sichuan Province has now finished. This has been the biggest ever project to stabilize and conserve hanging coffins in China. 43 have been restored and 16 previously unknown coffins have been found. In the process new light has been shed on the secrets of these mysterious artifacts.

Preserving the Relics of Bo Civilization



The recent renovation of hanging coffins in Gongxian County started in September 2002. It is the third time that large-scale maintenance work has been undertaken at the site since the People's Republic of China was founded in 1949. The two earlier projects were in 1974 and 1985. ... (China.org.cn by Li Jinhui, February 10, 2003)
" ... During the later years of the Ming Dynasty, the imperial army cruelly oppressed the ethnic minority peoples of Sichuan and Yunnan. In particular, the Duzhangman and Bo Peoples fell, victims of massacre. To escape their oppression, the Bo migrated to new locations. They hid their real names and integrated into other ethnic groups. Like their culture they have disappeared but their descendents are still here for they are a part of us. ..."

Thursday, February 14, 2008

UPDATED -- Kings: FAQ about Gender (this is scientific)

FAQ: King-sized Questions

FAQ: How did King George W Bush get elected anyway?
:doesn't anyone see how the Saudi's Royal Family basically hired Geo W Bush to kill their black sheep relations Osama bin Laden and his bunch of gold diggers?


FAQ: Four Players, and you have four cards in the deck, and all four cards are the Kings. Which cardholder will win?

FAQ: You are Mussolini, and you want to leave a legacy of Sainthood. How do you go about it?

FAQ: Why do Men lie about sex, and drinking?

A Copper asks a guy he just stopped how much he has been drinking -- a trick question -- a guy answers: "Oh, lets see, only two beers tonight." If you say any number, then copper knows you are inebriated... its a confession, knuckleheads!

And men generally lie: Two beers translated is actually "two kegs, two cases, two drums, two barrels, two beer trucks," and certainly not just two bottles of 2% beer.

FAQ: Why do men exaggerate about sex?

First case is apparent... virginity. However after that mishap... the second case is about how many, how much, when, and how long -- when men talk about their sexuality.

For instance: Misnomer John Holmes said he was with 14,000 partners. This is a salesman's list price. The true value is 30% of that number. (It is a very good rule of thumb for all you wannabe sex partners on both sides of the gender... just reduce any number to 30%, that way you only have to go to first base)

Talk is cheap, but lets see what kind of numbers we are talking about?

:and doesn't anyone ever wonder about John Holmes the other King, thought to be a King of porn, who had sex with 14,000 other persons... how much semen filled sperm cells is that? Let's see, 14000 x 300,000,000 = 4,200,000,000,000 sperms (if only for one ejaculation each on average 300 million each time.)

:but we argue it is more like 30% of that number -- 4,200 partners x 300 million = 1,260,000,000,000... which is still a lot of male spirit to spill. It is biblical in degree of lost seed, so Abraham would probably say. The answer lies in rule-of-thumb, and cigars as Monica would disparage.

Men not having the balls to tell the truth is a good catholic case for lesbianism for you girls, but this author cannot recommend any course of action at this time. [Please keep your comments to a minimum.]


FAQ: Who is incharge of the Dead Sea Scrolls?

:and doesn't anyone ever question on a daily basis who is in charge of the Dead Sea Scrolls?









FAQ: What is the huge hurdle in determining when a human is a human?

:at conception...? well not as far as J. Holmes was concerned.

:and what is the sex of a freshly fertilized egg growing from "zygote" -- Male or Female?

:does any of this compute to any worthwhile numbers? Okay a good approach is the number of abortions either known or calculated. In some sex journals I read in the past, average Polish women in the Red-blockade Says, had average eight abortions during their child bearing years.

In 1999 I remember asking a FAQ, about the Kingdom of Poland, and a very nice lady, fresh immigrant from Poland, about the population of Warsaw. "Did you know Poland has zero population growth?" she answered. It means the number of babies being born is less than the mortality rates, at that time.

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