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Saturday, December 28, 2013

MooPig Prophecy Fulfillment Department :: "Debby Does Lucy"

Movies in your Futures
by Pat Darnell and Nostro Damn Us  |  Dec 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] Disney actress Debby Ryan

We at MooPig Internetional asked the "Nostrodamus Quatrain Generator," HERE, if we would see comedic genius Debby Ryan play Lucille Ball in an "I Love Lucy" cinematic extravaganza?

Nostradamus Responds surprisingly in English:
" ... Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
Fire approaches the great new city
Drowsy with peace, war will arise
At Easter in the temple abysses opened ... "
[NOTE: If you are unsure of what the response means, further guidance can be found in the Gideon Bible, available at most finer hotels and motels.]

Translated into French means:
" ... Trembler la terre le feu du centre de la Terre
Feu s'approche de la grande nouvelle ville
Paix assoupie, la guerre se posera
A Pâques dans les abîmes du temple ouverts ..."
Which in Yiddish is:
"... ʻrd - şʼaqyng pyyaʻr pwn dʻm ẕʻntʻr pwn dʻr ʻrd
Pyyaʻr ʼaṗrʼáwtşyz dy grwys nyya ştʼát
Drʼáwwsy myt şlwm, mlẖmh wwʻt ştyy ʼwyp
ʼyn ystʻr ʼyn dy hmqdş ʼabyssʻs gʻʻpnt ..."
We think there is a moderate to conservative chance that this will happen, but now that we published it, most probably it will take on a life of its own, and be a self-fulfilling prophesy, in the near, if not far off, future, +/- 3%.


[Picture LINK] Lucille Ball ... Considering how public her life was, I think she carried a certain mystique you could see in her eyes. Celebrities don’t really have that nowadays because of paparazzi culture and mostly because they like to wear their insecurities out in the open.


_______________________Reference
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/nostradamus.html
http://www.fansshare.com/gallery/photos/10607738/debby-ryan-at-how-you-will-play-next-at-the-nintendo-world-store-in-new-york-hot/?displaying
http://steelcloset.com/2009/05/21/lucille-ball/

Thursday, March 07, 2013

MooPig State of the Art Department :: "China's Toxic Sky"

A nurse puts in a drip for a baby diagnosed with respiratory diseases at a provincial children's hospital in Hefei, Anhui province, on January 16, 2013. (Reuters/Stringer)

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Mar 7, 2013 | Bryan TX

Smog at Beijing airport at noon local time, earlier this month. Photographer John Williamson took this shot before boarding his plane, one of the lucky few to get out, as some 800 flights canceled that day. Williamson: "You literally can see the smog inside a large enough building. The airport terminal, the hotel lobby are large enough that you can no longer see clearly across the room." (© John E. Williamson)
A man walks under the trees during severe pollution on January 23, 2013 in Beijing, China. (Feng Li/Getty Images)
A combination photograph shows people wearing masks on a heavy smog day in Beijing, on January 29, 2013. (Reuters/Jason Lee)
Cans of fresh air are seen piled up before being given away by Chinese multimillionaire Chen Guangbiao, near a street on a hazy day in central Beijing, on January 30, 2013. China's recent streak of foul air has rekindled a tongue-in-cheek campaign by a Chinese multimillionaire with a streak of showmanship who is raising the alarm by selling canned fresh air. Chen Guangbiao, who made his fortune in the recycling business and is a high-profile philanthropist, on Wednesday handed out soda pop-sized cans of air, purportedly from far-flung and pristine regions of China, from Xinjiang in the far northwest to Taiwan off China's southeast coast. (Reuters/Barry Huang)
A bright video screen shows images of blue sky on Tiananmen Square during a time of dangerous levels of air pollution, on January 23, 2013 in Beijing. (Feng Li/Getty Images)
Severe pollution clouds the Beijing skyline on January 12, 2013. Air quality data released via the US embassy twitter feed recorded air quality index levels so hazardous that they were classed as 'Beyond Index'. Just after midday the particle matter (PM) 2.5 figure was 519 on a scale that stops at 500 and advises against all outdoor activity. (Ed Jones/AFP/Getty Images)
A woman helps adjust a mask for her friend outside an amusement park on a smoggy day in Beijing, on January 12, 2013. (AP Photo/Alexander F. Yuan)

China's Toxic Sky - In Focus - The Atlantic: "Since the beginning of this year, the levels of air pollution in Beijing have been dangerously high, with thick clouds of smog chasing people indoors, disrupting air travel, and affecting the health of millions. The past two weeks have been especially bad -- at one point the pollution level measured 40 times recommended safety levels. "

'via Blog this'

[Read Entire Article HERE]


_____________________Reference
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/chinas-toxic-sky/100449/

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Flexible Display"

State-of-the-Art
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and Son  |  Mar 6, 2013  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] In 2004, forward-looking members of the U.S. Army saw the potential flexible displays could bring to soldiers while on the battelfield.

Every time a manufacturer develops a new device, it spells death to many current devices. Easy to understand, right? Right. But is it going to deliver what it promises, and for how long will it deliver before the next device is developed?

Really, this is the root of MooPig's Tech Coroner Department. Without constant developments in state-of-the-art electronic devices our guys in the basement, without windows, would not have that much to do.

What Technologies will "Flexible Displays" supplant?
  • Badges: Will flex-display stop a bullet?
  • Ultra-pure display glass ... not needed
  • Individual Soldier relies on "hand signals" or "shouts" in terms of "communication" ... All Gone
  • "Hardware" and "heavy duty brackets" for hanging glass displays ... outdated 
  • Your "PC" ... to the land-fills.
  • "Flat screen TV, projectors, cell phones" ... ta ta .




What Samsung, U.S. Army, and Microsoft are "DEMO-ing" here is an actual "Distortion field."



TRANSCRIPT...
START at 13:39 ... that this technology can be used in many different ways 13:43 to enhance a TV,  a movie experience, 13:45 or increase the reality of a flight simulator, 13:48 or make educational scenarios more exciting. 13:51 We look forward 13:53 tour continued partnership with Samsung 13:55 to deliver the next generation of devices 13:58 and services.

 'via Blog this'


__________________Reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBYc20bB6LI&feature=youtu.be
http://www.milpages.com/blog/6482271


Thursday, March 11, 2010

Give them Cameras :: MooPig State of the Art Department



When I was a kid, I couldn't understand why Eisenhower was so popular. Maybe this will explain why.










General Eisenhower Warned Us

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It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.

He did this because he said in words to this effect:

'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened'

This week, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet.. However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the,6 million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900 Catholic priests Who were 'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beat, experimented on and humiliated' while the German people looked the other way!

Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.



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This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people! Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.

How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center NEVER HAPPENED',


because it offends some Muslim in the U.S. ???

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