MooPig Cage Match :: "Selena G vs Selena Q"

Who Wins in this First Ever Cage Match?
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 18, 2014  |  Bryan TX


Selena Gomez Gets New Tattoo in Arabic : People.com: "The actress and "Come and Get It" singer, 21, got fresh ink from celebrity tattoo artist Bang Bang McCurdy, who inscribed the Arabic words that translate to "love yourself first" on her back below her right shoulder, E! News reports.

McCurdy posted a photo of Gomez on Instagram Wednesday after he'd completed his artwork. "
'via Blog this'

Selena Gomez

--versus--

Selena Quintanilla

[Picture LINK] "... I'm gonna knock those tattoos right off that b**ch! ..." says Selena Q posthumously.

Although a generation separates them, these two should be allowed to go one on one, toe to toe, in the cage for three championship rounds. Maybe iCarly will film it, and Shake It Up Chicago will perform between rounds.

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http://www.people.com/article/selena-gomez-new-tattoo-arabic
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/128686885--SELENA-quintanilla

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Dr. Neil Clark Warren"

Who Would Win this Cage Match?
Merged concepts by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 16, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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Dr. Neil Clark Warren

-- versus --

Humanity

Whether you know it or not, there was a once upon a time where I was a pretty good alcoholic. Actually I wasn't pretty good, I was great. Every time I went out I got the high score. No one scored higher. Between amount consumed, bad decisions made, and people pissed off, I championed more than most. Anything worth doing is worth doing right, right?

I was living in Marthasville, Missouri at one of my peak times. It is the Wine Country of Missouri, go figure. I was scoring left and right at the "Drink till you Drop Wine Tasting Vineyards." I recently escaped from a particularly messy marriage, meaning I was a mess, and made a few key decisions.

Firstly, I was never going to get married again. That was obviously for chumps, much like college, right, Natan? Shut up, conscience! Secondly, I needed a gnarly beard to help scare off any potential chicks that wanted a piece of me.

I'm up late one night drinking who the heck knows what, when I decided that I was lonely. Time for a little female companionship. Where would I meet someone though? I'm an unemployed loser who lives in a friend's house. I wake up hungover at 3 PM everyday just about time my friends get off work so I can get my drink on.

In between "Clonus" and "Ankle Biters," a great horror movie about vampiric dwarfs, I saw a commercial for eHarmony. They touted that they had set up thousands of happy couples. "I've never been so happy," says some neatly dressed overweight nerd with a supermodel on his arm.

I slowly make my blurry way to the computer and slump into the chair. eHarmony.com pops up and tells me that I'll have "thousands of results in just a few minutes!"

"Sheesh! Thousands? All I need is one!" I think. I begin the process of inputting my information. This website asks me about every single aspect of my life from childhood to my religious views. Even though I'm at a particularly sarcastic point in my life, I decide it's time for me to take this thing seriously. So I answer as well as I can -- even taking time to really think about my answers between drinks. Two hours later, I'm finished; I take a deep breath and "submit".

What seems like hours tick by as I wait for my results. "Come on, " I'm thinking. "I don't need all 10,000 at once, just a couple hotties to chat up."

No results. None. Zero, eharmony comes back and informs that I am "un-match-able." Somehow in their internet database of hundreds of thousands of women with varying interests and feelings, I cannot be matched with any of them. I knew that I was a difficult dude but the idea that no one on the internet would want a guy like me had never passed through my mind.

Needless to say, I don't remember much of the rest of the night.

I should reiterate that I have since made changes in my life and don't feel quite the same way. In fact, I'm certain that is a direct result of my poor decisions that things kept working out for me the way they did. I'm hopeful that someone will marry me regardless of what eHarmony thinks. Just remember when you are trapped in a tunnel, watch where the rats go, they know the way out.

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by Alex
Quite the beard and quite the post, Natan. Also, I don't know when the last time was that I checked to make sure there is no permanent brain damage resulting from my propelling your noggin into the space between the car door and frame that one time in Helena (where I learned to never listen to anything Brig Heaps said ever again). Based on this post, you are able to write a coherent, humorous blog. I am relieved.

That's our Report from the Middle at Lake Abandon, Texas, where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and children are all above average.

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http://squidlife.blogspot.com/2010/12/dr-neil-clark-warren-or-how-i-learned.html
http://www.catsandbeer.com/television/hey-hollywood-how-about-some-more-christina-applegate-sitcoms
http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/about/podcast/

A shout out to Garrison Keillor's sign-off adapted to our shares with listeners the latest news and views from the little town where "all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."

Who Would Win in a Cage Match #42.2 :: Nicoll vs Temple

Too Soon?

Pirated links by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 11, 2014  |  Bryan TX

Jackson Nicoll, in “Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa.” LINK

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Shirley Temple LINK "Curly Top" staring Shirley Temple

A good question would be which child actor will gross the most earnings over their lifetime?

MooPig Narcissus Department :: "Who Would Win in a Cage Match #2.1"

Submitted by Pat Darnell  |  June 29, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Ben Bernanke 

-- vs --

Joseph Stalin

Faced with international crisis management decisions, both these narcissistic, poisonous, bunch-back'd toads will have been responsible for making policies that kill millions of people worldwide.


What might they do faced with one-on-one survival in the octagon cage of today? I would like to see this one, if only.


Joseph Stalin Biography - Facts, Birthday, Life Story - Biography.com: "Born on December 18, 1879, in Gori, Georgia, Joseph Stalin rose to power as General Secretary of the Communist Party, becoming a Soviet dictator upon Vladimir Lenin's death. Stalin forced rapid industrialization and the collectivization of agricultural land, resulting in millions dying from famine while others were sent to camps. His Red Army helped defeat Nazi Germany during WWII."

'via Blog this'

But what exactly does the Fed do? Chairman Bernanke explains what the Fed actually does and explains his job too.

The Federal Reserve System, often referred to as the Federal Reserve or simply "the Fed," is the central bank of the United States. It was created by the Congress to provide the nation with a safer, more flexible, and more stable monetary and financial system. The Federal Reserve was created on December 23, 1913, when President Woodrow Wilson signed the Federal Reserve Act into law.

MooPig Wisdom reserves the right to not be responsible for irony of this subject. Cage Match is an invention of Pribek.net HERE, titled: Friday Night Cage Match/ Fondue Party/ Evolving Conversation/ Dancing About Architecture/

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http://www.biography.com/people/joseph-stalin-9491723
http://www.forextv.com/forex-news-story/ben-bernanke-video-what-is-the-federal-reserve
http://pribek.net/2013/01/18/friday-night-cage-matchfondue-partyevolving-conversationdancing-about-architecture-vol-150/

Cage Match #69 :: "Pope Benedict vs Sandusky"

White Hair used to mean 'Great Wisdom'
By Pat Darnell and the Herd  |  Feb 23, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Pope Benedict 

-- versus --

Jerry Sandusky

Some Back Story ::

• Did you know that B.Y.U. was Jerry's first choice before Penn State. He thought it was "Bring 'em Young".
• I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
• Sandusky claims he's really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.
• Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.
• Do you know what Jerry Sandusky's favorite part of the trial was? Recess.
• Penn State: Safe for your daughters.
• I've heard Sandusky taught his team to stand firm even while taking a pounding
• What did the lady at the beach say to Sandusky? Move, you're in my son.
• What do Sandusky and a chef have in common? They both like their meat tender.
• I used to be a virgin like you but then I took a sandusky to the ass
• Q: What do Jerry Sandusky and Nickelodeon have in common? A: They've both sacked Wild and Crazy Kidz
• Jerry Sandusky's favorite movie was Child's Play
• Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story

Today's Cage Match is Brought to Us by This Guy:

Cage Match is an invention of Pribek.net
Friday Night Cage Match/Fondue Party/Evolving Conversation/Dancing About Architecture

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http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2011/11/16/midday-snacks-11-16-11/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/vatican-pope-didn-resign-sex-scandal-article-1.1271641
http://imgur.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/4jGbA
http://pribek.net/2013/01/18/friday-night-cage-matchfondue-partyevolving-conversationdancing-about-architecture-vol-150/

MooPig Cage Match UPDATE :: Selena Gomez furious with Justin Bieber

MooPig's Cage Match :: Selena Gomez vs Capt Jack Sparrow Thursday, November 15, 2012 UPDATE!!!!!!

What's a Caged Girl to Do?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Dec 17, 2012 | Bryan TX

 Selena Gomez furious with Justin Bieber - Monsters and Critics: "According to friends close to Selena, they think she should dump Justin because he constantly upsets her.

One insider said: 'This is why they should break up. She keeps trying and she's heartbroken. It's not working.'

The couple rekindled their relationship last month following a two-week split over trust issues."

'via Blog this'









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http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1708571.php/Selena-Gomez-furious-with-Justin-Bieber

Who Would Win in a Cage Match? :: No Holds Barred

By Pat Darnell  |  Aug 18, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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You've got to love Rage Against The Machine’s Tom Morello. Some dudes just talk about the issues — he acts. In recent years, he’s picketed for farm workers, thrown his support behind various boycotts, and has even been arrested with underpaid hotel workers. You have to respect that. He doesn’t talk, he ... gets out there and actually participates in nonviolent resistance.

“Paul Ryan’s love of Rage Against the Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades,” Morello declares in an op-ed piece for Rolling Stone.

Tom Morello

--OR--

Ann Romney

[Picture LINK]  " ...  "You're so pretty, Magic," said Mrs. Romney. As if we don’t know by now, The Romney’s are not like most Americans, they invest in a rich man’s sport called dressage and some morally depraved horse trading.

The Romney’s employed a German trainer, Mr. Ebeling who continues to work for the Romney dressage business which is also used as a tax deduction. The case was settled out of court. NY Times

In an interview with NBC set to air Thursday, Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, said her husband's campaign will not release any additional tax returns to the public ahead of the election.

"We have been very transparent to what's legally required of us," Romney told reporter Natalie Morales, according to excerpts from NBC News. "There's going to be no more tax releases given."

But as for whether the campaign is trying to withhold embarrassing information, Ann Romney told NBC "there's nothing we're hiding."

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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/08/rage-against-the-machines-tom-morello-rages-against-paul-ryan/

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/390925_425343670834956_800208595_n.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/15/ann-romney-tax-returns_n_1778376.html

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tom-morello-paul-ryan-is-the-embodiment-of-the-machine-our-music-rages-against-20120816?stop_mobi=yes
http://rockcenter.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/15/13284524-ann-romney-talks-family-finances-in-exclusive-interview-theres-nothing-were-hiding?lite
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/opinion/54665363-82/horse-romney-ann-dressage.html.csp
http://www.politicolnews.com/ann-romneys-horse-lawsuit-over-drugging-a-lame-horse-to-sell-it/
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/27/us/politics/ann-romneys-hobby-spotlights-world-of-dressage.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all

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Shopping Clubs Cage Matches: COSTCO Opens a can of Whup Ass

Costco Crushes Sam's and BJ's
by Shawn Ward, Geezeo Co-Founder for MainStreet.com

Costco, BJs, and Sam’s Club are wholesale shopping clubs and warehouse stores that offer their members a lot of benefits. However, I haven’t been in any of them for years, so it’s a good time to consider them as a means of containing my growing grocery bills. With what’s going on in the economy right now, I’m willing to investigate new strategies to help slim down my budget!

In my case, I’ll probably have to work hard, [that is] to keep deals I don’t need, ..from hopping into my cart! If I go for the bulk bags of flour and sugar or the massive carton of pasta, then I’d have to plan where to store these goodies in my space-limited house. Also, I need to make sure I can’t get the necessities on my list at a cheaper price from area grocery stores or Amazon.com. Still, buying in bulk is a well-known cost saving strategy, so overall I’m definitely interested in exploring more of what these warehouse stores have to offer shoppers.(A Look At Costco, Sam’s Club and Other Wholesale Shopping Clubs, by Millie Kay G. on October 12, 2008 HERE)

-- or t'is it the Time of the Season for Giving ...a Good punch to the chops of your local shopping club service employee.. YIKES! [really -- don't punch anyone, okay?]?


Comment by Mad Customer: [SOURCE] The Costco stores in the valley (Phoenix AZ) operate this same scam. They always try to use the analogy of ‘It’s like a gym membership …’. They train their employees to say the same analogy (Last year, several Costco employees used the same analogy …hmmmmm.). This is completely ridiculous. Believe me, you are not the first person that has called Costco on this unfair and deceptive business practice.

kchieff 11:14:31 AM Dec 07 2008
I love this quote:"One problem for Wall Street is that Costco pays its workers much better than archrival Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (WMT ) does and analysts worry that Costco's operating expenses could get out of hand. "At Costco, it's better to be an employee or a customer than a shareholder," says Deutsche Bank (DB ) analyst Bill Dreher. "