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Saturday, December 28, 2013

MooPig Prophecy Fulfillment Department :: "Debby Does Lucy"

Movies in your Futures
by Pat Darnell and Nostro Damn Us  |  Dec 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] Disney actress Debby Ryan

We at MooPig Internetional asked the "Nostrodamus Quatrain Generator," HERE, if we would see comedic genius Debby Ryan play Lucille Ball in an "I Love Lucy" cinematic extravaganza?

Nostradamus Responds surprisingly in English:
" ... Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
Fire approaches the great new city
Drowsy with peace, war will arise
At Easter in the temple abysses opened ... "
[NOTE: If you are unsure of what the response means, further guidance can be found in the Gideon Bible, available at most finer hotels and motels.]

Translated into French means:
" ... Trembler la terre le feu du centre de la Terre
Feu s'approche de la grande nouvelle ville
Paix assoupie, la guerre se posera
A Pâques dans les abîmes du temple ouverts ..."
Which in Yiddish is:
"... ʻrd - şʼaqyng pyyaʻr pwn dʻm ẕʻntʻr pwn dʻr ʻrd
Pyyaʻr ʼaṗrʼáwtşyz dy grwys nyya ştʼát
Drʼáwwsy myt şlwm, mlẖmh wwʻt ştyy ʼwyp
ʼyn ystʻr ʼyn dy hmqdş ʼabyssʻs gʻʻpnt ..."
We think there is a moderate to conservative chance that this will happen, but now that we published it, most probably it will take on a life of its own, and be a self-fulfilling prophesy, in the near, if not far off, future, +/- 3%.


[Picture LINK] Lucille Ball ... Considering how public her life was, I think she carried a certain mystique you could see in her eyes. Celebrities don’t really have that nowadays because of paparazzi culture and mostly because they like to wear their insecurities out in the open.


_______________________Reference
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/nostradamus.html
http://www.fansshare.com/gallery/photos/10607738/debby-ryan-at-how-you-will-play-next-at-the-nintendo-world-store-in-new-york-hot/?displaying
http://steelcloset.com/2009/05/21/lucille-ball/

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Effective Nostradamus Online that You can Use Unabashedly

Retrieved by Pat Darnell and Them


I just clicked on the Link below, and asked this: Should we go swimming today?
ANSWER:

The human realm of Angelic offspring

Burning so much that the snow will fall

Their enemies will seize the marine city

And then Arethusa will color a new river red
(Nostradamus Quatrain Generator WWNS)


Nostradamus

"Either Michel de Nostredame wrote the ultimate literary Rorschach test, or else Nostradamus accurately predicted the future course of civilization until its ultimate end. Or as the Straight Dope's Uncle Cecil puts it:
There are two schools of thought on Nostradamus: either (1) he had supernatural powers which enabled him to prophesy the future with uncanny accuracy, or (2) he did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks."


"Uncle Cecil votes for No. 2, but either way, the Centuries of Nostradamus are a fun and fruitless way to pass the years of your life unproductively while nevertheless maintaining a sense of high purpose.

"Born in 1503, Nostradamus himself was a French doctor, who later ventured into astrology. In the former, he was noteworthy but not especially memorable. He fought the Great Plague well enough to earn a lifelong pension, after which he gave up medicine and took up prophecy."

From chapter 18 of Walden [1854] by Henry David Thoreau:

"Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed,
and in such desperate enterprises?
If a man does not keep pace with his companions,
perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears,
however measured or far away."

(Oft Quoted Line Used in The Godwulf Manuscript, Valediction, Ceremony, The Widening Gyre, Hugger Mugger, Family Honor, Perish Twice... )

Question: While implementing the New Year changes to the law, must I become clairvoyant or will I be left to the capriciousness of the fates?
Answer: Let’s gaze into our crystal ball and take a look…………….

In an attempt to enlighten us all, BOLI is even now engaging in promulgating rules which will help take the mysticism out of your future.

[For more information please call our TA Psychic hotline, aka Technical Assistance for Employers, 971 673-0824, or enjoy a “reading” from future FAQ updates on our website]


Effective Nostradamus that You can Use: for Collusion, Intimidation, or just to Pick up Dates

For instance: "Will the writers strike be a beginning of a microcosm in literature and art? "
Answers:
The rule will be left to two; they will hold it for a very short time
Appearing at the time of the great games of slaughter
The Senate Conclave will not approve of him
War to cease, civil processes, debates

The new barque will go on voyages
Times good to bad, the sweet for the bitter
It will be seized and plunged into the Vat
Meanest assistance against their frontier

Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
That they will be the authors of a great conflict
To prepare for a journey torments the first offspring
Driven out by sea will fail at the time of need
######
If you are unsure of what the response means,
further guidance can be found in the Gideon Bible,
available at most finer hotels and motels.
######
Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
Will one be elected for the trembling ship?
After victory pardon to the captives
Greedy to see the plume of smoke wail in the wind

References- - - - - - - - - - -
Nostradamus Quatrain Generator WWNS
(or, What Would Nostradamus Say)
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/nostradamus.html
Our fully automated Nostradamus Quatrain Generator can provide you with a personalized quatrain, already translated into English, for use in your daily life.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

PART TWO: A Hat, those Lips, pose Akimbo and Prophesy Prefigure






[Lerner, M. A. M. 2007; SOURCE]
The New Nostradamus
Words By Michael A.M. Lerner | Photos By Ethan Hill

Can a fringe branch of mathematics forecast the future? A special adviser to the CIA, Fortune 500 companies, and the U.S. Department of Defense certainly thinks so.

If you listen to Bruce Bueno de Mesquita, and a lot of people don’t, he’ll claim that mathematics can tell you the future. In fact, the professor says that a computer model he built and has perfected over the last 25 years can predict the outcome of virtually any international conflict, provided the basic input is accurate.

What’s more, his predictions are alarmingly specific. His fans include at least one current presidential hopeful, a gaggle of Fortune 500 companies, the CIA, and the Department of Defense. Naturally, there is also no shortage of people less fond of his work.

“Some people think Bruce is the most brilliant foreign policy analyst there is,” says one colleague. “Others think he’s a quack.”

For instance -- Back in March 2004, when al-Qaeda bombed a Madrid train station, influencing the course of Spain’s general election three days later, a lot of U.S. security folks were nervous. Worried that al-Qaeda might try something similar here in the run-up to the November, 2004, presidential elections, the Pentagon hired Bueno de Mesquita to run some data through his forecasting model to tell them what to expect. The results were unequivocal. “I said there would be no homeland attack. I also indicated that bin Laden’s second-in-command, Ayman al-Zawahiri, would resurface around Thanksgiving, 2004,” he says. Just after the elections in November that year, Zawahiri released a new videotape. Bueno de Mesquita was right on both counts. “One of the things government needs most is advice that’s not wishy-washy. I try to be as precise as I can.” (GOOD; magazine)

[blah, blah, blah...] Then this Comment:

Do homework first.

For all of you who are questioning Bueno de Mesquita's methods, predictions, etc., I suggest you do your homework first. It's not all that difficult to find his publications. A quick internet search will yield his curriculum vita which lists most of them.

While many of you may not have access to them online, you can certainly go to any local university library and gain access to at least part of them. I would refer you first to his work entitled The War Trap (1981) which is a standard on most international relations reading lists (at least in graduate school).

Then I would direct you to a follow-up piece, "The War Trap Revisited," in the American Political Science Review. Then maybe you could check out some critiques of his work such as one that appeared in the June 1984 edition of The Journal of Conflict Resolution. That piece is followed by another piece by BdM defending his work. You can also check out works such as War and Reason (1992) co-authored with David Lalman or Forecasting Policy Futures and The Logic of Political Survival (2003) co-authored with Alastair Smith, Randolph Siverson, and James Morrow (quickly becoming a stable of graduate education in political science as well).

His predictions are not something conjured up as if out of a book of spells and incantations. His methods have been rigorously tested and critiqued over time by some of the top scholars in the field.

His methods, as with those of any other scholar of rational choice and game theory, are based on basic assumptions about values and preferences of individuals and societies as well as their attitudes toward risk.

Is he perfect in his predictions? No, of course he's not.

Does he do a good job? Yes. Calculating and predicting human action, even that which many people are not sure is understandable (like that of many dictators), is something BdM seems to have been able to do well thus far.

For those who are critics: Before you criticize him, I would suggest you try to find a more accurate means of prediction. Otherwise, you will not be heard, nor will your critiques.



Or we could just ask Brian Jones if these lines are parallel each other? And rely on the Eight Ball foreteller... or... who the hell knows? What do we want to know anyway... ?

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Template for New Year Predictions -- Predictions are like Potatos to Pigs... Simply not Truffles

And Everyone Knows a Pig loves a good musky Truffle
Review by Pat Darnell

Maybe we at MooPig can steer our friends so that every pig gets a truffle next year... Look at the Nostradamus Quatrain Generator:

Question: While implementing the New Year changes to the law, must I become clairvoyant or will I be left to the capriciousness of the fates?
Answer: Let’s gaze into our crystal ball and take a look…………….

In an attempt to enlighten us all, Nostradmus Says is even now engaging in promulgating rules which will help take the mysticism out of your future.

Effective Nostradamus Template that You can Use: for Collusion, graft, extortion, bombast, segmenting markets, redeeming coupons.... and other financial dealings.

For instance: "Will the ___________________ be a beginning of a microcosm in literature and art? "

i.e. -- Will the Financial Bailout be a beginning of a microcosm in literature and art?

QUATRAIN Generator: only a click away
The rule will be left to two; they will hold it for a very short time
Appearing at the time of the great games of slaughter
The Senate Conclave will not approve of him
War to cease, civil processes, debates

The new baroque will go on voyages
Times good to bad, the sweet for the bitter
It will be seized and plunged into the Vat
Meanest assistance against their frontier
Example Two: Will the Gore Greenism spin on globalistic conditions be a beginning of a microcosm in literature and art?
Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
That they will be the authors of a great conflict
To prepare for a journey torments the first offspring
Driven out by sea will fail at the time of need
[If you are unsure of what the response means, further guidance can be found in the Gideon Bible, available at most finer hotels and motels.]
Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
Will one be elected for the trembling ship?
After victory pardon to the captives
Greedy to see the plume of smoke wail in the wind
- - - - - - - - - - -Reference
Nostradamus Quatrain Generator WWNS, (or, What Would Nostradamus Say)
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/nostradamus.html Our fully automated Nostradamus Quatrain Generator can provide you with a personalized quatrain, already translated into English, for use in your daily life.
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From chapter 18 of Walden [1854] by Henry David Thoreau:
"Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises?
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." (Oft Quoted Line Used in The Godwulf Manuscript, Valediction, Ceremony, The Widening Gyre, Hugger Mugger, Family Honor, Perish Twice...)

Monday, April 28, 2008

Nello and Orso weigh in on Penguins: UPDATE !!



From high in the Appenine Mts. Nello and Orso would like to suggest that penguins are neither fowl nor fish, but only very well-dressed pigs trying to make it in the big city. It seems to be working for them since no one has ever heard of penguin-prosciutto. Donald Trumpt is actually a penguin (pssst - I mean "pig" !! See it's working for them)
Nello and Orso, Up in der

Fresh Penguin Meat---;

Horror of Reality if anyone were to really Think about it !!!!!
So, who is this? The Golden Compost? Son of Fleece?
What you thinking..? ...that you gonna start international business with Texas, and ... where you from... Puglia...? There's lots of paper to fill out, you know.

All right, but you can't blow the sheep brains out of their skulls with compressed air.

Lookin' forward to doing some bidness... funny or otherwise. Yeah, Donald Trumpt is a quacker, male chavez-ness piglet, in a tuxedo.

Concerning your concerns about Penguin-prosciutto: I refer you to this blogger:
Horror show face-off

Popeye, 6/27/07

So it’s been seven months and two plotlines since I’ve deigned to comment on Popeye’s spinach- and/or mescaline-fueled antics. If you’re not following along at home, I’m not going to give you any context for this, because it’s just all the more delightful as a surreal and horrifying standalone vignette. Olive Oyl laughing so hard that her jaw nearly unhinges as she presses the barrel of the gun to her temple, her breast-sporting doppelgänger laughingly urging her to blow her brains out as she slams her bracelets together with a hearty CLANK!, Wimpy ignoring the horrifying drama to demand more food — WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN A COMIC? In three panels, Popeye has managed to be more unsettling that the last 18 months of Zippy the Pinhead.

MooPig will gladly pay you Thursday for a Penguin-prosciutto gyro on Tuesday. Those are our Terms.

Also, We very much hope you will not be trying to cross breed too many bird-foul-human-mammals:

By The Way, btw,
Rocky, the 7-foot, 700-pound grizzly bear that wrestled with Will Ferrell in Semi Pro, killed his trainer Tuesday, ABC News and the AP report. Stephan Miller, 39, was bitten on the neck while working with Rocky alongside two other trainers in Los Angeles and died before help arrived... [click here for the blogger story, and tubeyou] Rocky, the bear from 'Semi Pro,' kills trainer

Thanks, Compostholestoy, for opening all these doors:
We look forward to some prototype Orso Burgers soon from you via Ostrich-mail. The contract is in the mail.
Sincerely,
MooPig da' furst

ps.
Penguins could be the Sunday roast of choice if a plan to use the world penguin surplus goes ahead, Goliath Food Chiefs announced yesterday. Penguins, long considered to be inedible by even the most hardiest of sailors, have recently been discovered to taste a lot like veal, if cooked for long enough. [looks like chicken, tastes like veal]

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Day TWO: BLOGGER STRIKE

Boggled & Blogged
Bunged highways are not an unusual occurrence in Houston. Absence of collisions is a new concept, that has police confused. Certain groups have shut down the highway to our Blogoshpere, in a collision-free coupe. Was it by subversion; does it pose any threat?

The quiet hum of the Internet is appreciably quickened at the start of the BLOGGER STRIKE yesterday. Somehow 'http://~header' has been replaced nationwide with 'http://~STRIKE Blogger.'

MooPig has been running extra shifts to make sure it is available when the news comes out. "We have assembled a team of cracker jack Aggies at an undisclosed location to monitor and report."

Apparently last night two people were taken into custody. Websites led special agents to an industrial office park in Valparaiso, IN. It turns out all pre-planned as at that location were a man and a woman in their late twenties who had handcuffed themselves to a post in their office. Some say the postal event was recorded of course by live feed webcam. The tiny surveillance cameras were fitted in NY ballplayer B. Williams' bobble head dolls all around the room.

Alledgedly son of billionaire Roy Welch, Roy jr., and Annabelle Leviton have been monitoring players of parts in a game called "Attrition."

Early views of the video recording shows Roy, jr. sort of spelled it out for us in the video stream, before the detectives arrived. He said, "After 9/11 his research team stumbled upon a quatrain written by Nostradmus that alluded to a Scribe Walkout in late 2001." It also referred to a communication break in long-standing invisible waves upon the air occurring about 2012.

"We started right away in 2001 organizing Internet Protocol state-of-the-art into a second internet, using rapid xenon processing," says Roy in the video. "We relied on web crawls through the IP to supply us with the body of knowledge we would need to start up. For instance we searched for the ignition key for the large subdural bootlog, and we found the answer in a business log. We needed the cosmic debris of baby Giraffes being born, so we set up shop at the Herman Park Zoo Giraffe tunnel. Yes, docents aided us in that task, and it works."

In interview with a docent on duty at the Hermann Park Zoo's Giraffe Tunnel, she offered this: "Well, giraffes do have seven neck bones."

"We needed a substantial grounded housing; we found willing Texans to fund our activity and help us. We chose the locomotive at Herman Park in Houston as the best low lying remote grounded vehicle," says Annabelle. "The Miller Outdoor Theartre Roof nearby is the dish we use to communicate with the satellite that Texans sent to orbit for us late in 2001."

"Even though it all seems clandestine; we are allowing ourselves to be incarcerated today in civil protest of the way writers are treated throughout history. If we don't do this now, who knows what will happen in 2012?" says Roy, jr.

Good question says MooPig. "Giraffes, tin roofs, quatrains, clandestine satellites? What next?" >pd/draft

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