MooPig Tech Solutions Department :: "Salt Water Fuel"

Hat's off to now deceased broadcast executive John Kanzius
Capture thanks to StratoBlogster, Joe Holesworth  |  Aug 9, 2013  |  Bryan TX


http://youtu.be/Tf4gOS8aoFk




I think that solutions to huge problems are often discovered quite by accident. Radio waves and salt water ... not even sea salt ... just water with Morton's salt in it, will cause saltwater to burn with intense steady flame. Internal combustion is a great possibility, and an end to non-renewable energy sources is plausible.

According to the referenced article -- "It should be noted, however, that the process is not yet considered a practical method of generating energy ... According to a PESWiki article on the subject, the radio-wave generator consumes more energy than can be produced by the burning salt water. Some of the more enthusiastic reports on the invention tend to gloss over this fact. "

Did somebody sneeze? We will try to find out more about this one. I hope someone is out there with a thinking cap on.




___________________________Reference
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/salt-water-fuel.shtml
http://peswiki.com/index.php/Directory:John_Kanzius_Produces_Hydrogen_from_Salt_Water_Using_Radio_Waves
http://freeenergynews.com/Directory/Transportation/Bob_Boyce/
He passed away Feb. 19, 2009.

Sarah Palin's Half-sister in South Pacific: Betty

MooPig has this late breaking story surfacing from the South Pacific. Sarah Palin's half-sister has been found and let us photograph her just before she jumped into the ocean to do some shark herding before sundown.

Her name is Betty Heath.

MooPig Associate Journalist Rathbone Fedder has this entry in his blog that describes his adventure:
"Rough seas delayed our passage down to Colon, Panama. Colon’s reputation for crime and muggings is infamous, driven by high unemployment, poverty and the easy pickings in a port city. Though no longer as dire as it used to be, we were barred from walking outside the port area. So, what to do? There was the option of taxiing to the Zona Libre, the world’s second largest tax free ‘island’ where the multinationals and banks of the world have a presence inside 4 metre high security walls. (By the looks of it, very little of that wealth ever reaches the city outside those walls.)"

"We could’ve stayed confined in the port shopping centre, or hook up a taxi tour and head out for the afternoon. Phil, Gabi, Julia and I were the only ones game. Our drive out to Portobello village an hour away, was well worth it."

"That is where I caught wind of a half-sister of the Idaho born Sarah Heath Palin Alaskan Governor. A Panamanian man who used to be part of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, said "Betty Heath; You will be able to identify her from the tattoo on her midriff that says 'Welcome to Panama City, Enjoy Your Visit;' the best shark herder he ever knew."

"We had to sail to... *[garble glik glikg]*

Well it seems we have lost transmission from Rathbone Fedder due to Google Burp Slots... We will keep you posted as this late breaking story grows into a rumorous row.

Barry, Barry, Barry ... "Who said you could be the Bully?"

Barry from his Bully Pulpit
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | [SOURCE]


ATLAS SHRUGS | Saturday, June 12, 2010 | Let's review: "I AM A MUSLIM," OBAMA TELLS EGYPTIAN FOREIGN MINISTER GHEIT  :: ISLAMIC COUP ON THE WHITE HOUSE

March 2009, Obama declares the "war on terror" is over despite a dramatic increase in jihad war ops.

March 2009, he floats the idea that he will talk to violent, genocidal Hamas.

March 2009, he demands, recruits and insists that more Muslim Americans work in the Obama administration.

April 2009, Obama tells Europe to admit Islamic Turkey into EU, much to the consternation of the Europeans.

April 2009, Obama demands non-Muslims respect Islam (despite our differences) in a speech in Turkey.

April 2009, Obama in a speech from Turkey: "We are not a Christian nation."

April 2009, Dalia Mogahed, the first hijab-clad senior adviser to Obama on Muslim affairs says in an interview with terrorist- and jihad-supporting Sheik Yusuf Qaradawi's website, "Many have claimed that terrorists have 'hijacked Islam'. I disagree. I think Islam is safe and thriving in the lives of Muslims around the world. What the terrorists have been allowed to take over are Muslim grievances."

In April 2009, Obama lays groundwork for a partnership with Hamas.

May 2009, Obama promises to offer his "personal commitment" to Muslims.

May 2009, Obama calls America "one of the largest Muslim countries on the planet."

June 2009, Obama invites the Muslim Brotherhood, violent global jihadist group whose sole objective is a universal caliphate, to his speech to the ummah (Muslim community) in Cairo.

June 2009, Obama makes a stunning speech to the Muslim world from Al Azhar University in Cairo. It defies explanation.

A Bit of the Muse

by Pat Darnell

What changed;
What skill bloomed;
Where did time go;
Before I knew?

Yet you say:
It is different now for you;
What iron sharpened
Iron in you that way?

What desert flower
Appeared from dry dust;
Who reckoned power
Where once was rust?

For when you say:
"... having found that for which
I did not even know
I was looking,..."

You found sense ...and
...jurisprudence and fate;
Whereby grace one day may complete
Dreams dreamt by Founders who awake
In a splendid place, where,
For a second time their hearts beat

MooPig Features: MMWRC -- Mauritania Muslim Women's Rugby Club

Cultural Boundaries are Swept Aside in a Seven-a-Side Women's Rugby Tournament
by Pat Darnell and the G-Spots

[Translated from the Yiddish by Fish]
Organized by the Jane Fonda, Nancy Abeiderrahmane, and Tina Turner Females of Counterreformation League, FoCL, a Seven-a-Side Women's Rugby tournament was to be held in the town of Nouakchott, Mauritania. The event did not go according to the FoCL plan. This week the site where the MMWRC, Mauritania Muslim Women's Rugby Club, had a field day on 9\11\2009, opening a can of whipped goat's ass milk on visiting women's rugby clubs.

Same goes for Betty Mahmoody, who was blissfully unaware that Iranian law would consider her an Iranian, not an American. I feel sympathy for these women and how they were treated, but I also question the lack of blame placed on them – and the surely hundreds of women since – who have gone to a country with their husband or to marry someone, not learned the language, not studied the culture, then placed all of the blame on Islam, capitalizing on their stories in the process. [SOURCE]

Yes, all European Union, British and American Women's rugby clubs visiting were conscripted into Muslim Marriages as they set foot on Muslim soil, or be branded as loose women, to be tied up like camels and beaten.*

Most all of the foreign ruggers figured it as a compliment to be wedded since many of them have seldom any luck with the male species on a social level. Many of the tarts from the scrum halves to hookers have a desire to loose ruck bushy bearded fellows as it were, after a few pints. Not one of the 742 opt'ed for the loose woman thing. Some even took two husbands.

"All men look good at 3AM," said one newlywed lithe, fly-half, blithely into the microphone. We on the outside could hear an Alison Krause song, The Lucky One, over from the juke box at the tavern where pre-tournament gala was happening.

Many photos are coming in over the Internet from the visiting Women Rugby Clubs. It seems like a good old time is being had by all ... we have a photo of one Mauritania woman sliding on the beer covered floor of a tavern on her burkha. In a video from a cell phone we hear the familiar words: "...any woman worth half her salt must drink the boot." Others are pulling their team mates around the slippery floor with their marriage garb burkhas, provided by the Muslim nation.

The next night, Gaza Women's Rugby Club arrived just in time to witness a hallowed event. It was a candle lit evening vespers where many limericks were spoke in toasting their demised sisters from the day's tournaments. There were many slightly salted with seasoned sea salt expired players turned over to the Evening Star. After which, all the Women Ruggers of course keeping with tradition, sit and eat their dead. Rachel Ray, in Burkha-wear, and butter-kiil sneakers, with her minions prepared the meal for the event.

All is fair in Love and War; and all is fare for dinner in Rugby. [mpw\fin]

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Note: *Sharia law..., wherever those women and those places happen to be. This includes France, where only last year a court in Lille upheld the right of a Muslim man to hold fast to his faith and annul his marriage when he discovered his bride was not a virgin. And it includes Germany, where in Berlin in 2005 there were eight murders of young women of Turkish origin, executed by members of their own families. And Australia, where, after a group of unveiled Muslim women were raped, the succinct Mufti Taj al-Din al-Hilali explained away the crime as an attack on “uncovered meat.” And it includes the United Kingdom, where Scotland Yard has probed 109 suspicious deaths of women, also likely slaughtered by relatives. Islam is an easy rider: it travels everywhere and often brings with it a lot of baggage.

[pdnf: parody] Preceding in REsponse to How to Write about Muslims by Jillian.

Das Boot

The Frog and the Heckler
by Pat Darnell [SOURCE]

Some events remind me of other events, and then those events get muddled up with events from 1961 and Earnest Borgnine, and Gene Hackman. Sometimes I think I am daft... Hey don't laugh, you might be daft too!

Remember that scene in Blues Brothers when they are performing at a dive, behind a cage? Well, I remember it. All night long the Brothers worked it thinking that the beer was free to the band members. They proceed to drink four hundred dollars in beer, while their share of the door is three hundred dollars.

"I reckon you boys owe me a hundred dollars," says the establishment manager.

Das Boot is another movie, but has nothing to do with previous paragraph. It just has the German word Boot in the title, which means actually boat; neither here nor there.

What's so important is that a ticket buyer went to a Tim McGraw concert, and actually expected some kind of evening's entertainment. Instead this particular patron of the arts felt like he was imprisoned in a submarine where every sound makes him jump out of his skin. But this demon possessed fan-no-more got das boot from Tim McGraw and was ejected from the crowd.

Whose side are you on? The sod buster's, or the sod buster troubadour's?

Apparently, Tim McGraw can do no wrong, as the crowd booed the rowdy patron, and applauded McGraw's stoppage of the said concert until Security threw the bastard out.

That's not all. In a jumbo spin on Tim McGraw's fame and reputation, Def Leppard --

"They've collaborated with Tim McGraw and recently hit the stage at the CMT Music Awards with Taylor Swift - but Def Leppard want to make one thing clear: after three decades these hard-rocking Brits have not "gone country."

Guitarist Vivian Campbell says the crossover buzz is more about country acts channeling their inner rock stars."

Moral of this disharmonious entertainer news could be said: You have a one in twenty thousand chance of getting banned and booted from a Tim McGraw Concert, but a Zero out of Zero chance of buying a Def Leppard Country Album.
-- or -- any woman worth half her salt must drink the beer from the boot.

Oh, what was the heckler in the crowd doing that spurned such scorn from the McGrawster? He was snoring. As a matter of fact he was snoring so loud, a bull frog jumped up on the fella and started humping his face. Which the startled narcoleptic awoke grabbing the aromatic frog, throwing it across the aisle, hitting a mesmerized woman who fits the description of mySpacer Tasha Rednick from Rockford, IL. The unfortunate woman fell forward and smashed her face on the glass Boot of beer she was holding, making positive identification difficult.

Headlines -- Top News Story "Couch Monsters"

PHOTO: "Come on Honey, let's go shopping for a new Couch. The old one has too many of Bristol's Love Stains on it." [Sara Palin]

Retrieved by Pat Darnell


With so much at stake members of the MooPig Staffers Club in St Paul don't know whether to look up or look down. "We have a triad of choices to make in our journalistic observations," says Onob Orp, Chief Desk Editor, MooPig Minneapolis.

"You see, we still have to find out if user generated news is true, right?" continues Orp. "If it is a UFO story, we look up all day? and if it's a archaeology story, we have to look down all the way to below the surface? But today this couch story has us stumped."

MooPig International has faced conundrums before. We even subscribe to AOL, because well we were one of the first to subscribe to its email. It brings a solemn vow to our audience that even on "No News Days" we will continue to look up or down, even search AOL archives, or all around for the truth be told.

But today's top story requires MooPig to get up close and personal, and look in your couches.

But First lets see the line ups --

user Submitted news as it rakes in the hits
* Jon Stewart Gets Serious With Jim Cramer | Politicususa
* Mexico's Most-Wanted Man;a Drug Dealer - Featured in Forbes's List Billionaires
* Judge: Gay student club can't be banned
* No Appraisal Refinance Coming?
* Acupuncture as Alternative Treatment for Menopausal Hot Flashes
* Church Murder Suspect Had 'Death Day'
* Octuplets' Mom May Get New Home
* Secret Message in Lincoln Watch Found
* Bristol Palin, Fiance Break Up
* Simpson Breaks Out the Dukes Again

Blog Chatter
1. Afghanistan
2. Anna Nicole Smith
3. Climate Change
4. Cuba
5. Foreclosure
6. Iran Sanctions
7. Madoff
8. NATO
9. Space Junk
10. Spending Bill

Blogging Sluggers:
* Economists Give Obama Low Marks
* Obama Says US May Reach Out to Taliban
* Obama's First 50 Days a Wild Ride
* Obama Reverses Bush Stem Cell Policy
* Bristol Palin, Fiance Break Up
* OPYGUMP on Hulkamania Runs Wild on Linda's Lawyer
* SoCalsBeth on Barbara Bush Leaves Hospital
* shukquan on Cabbie Guilty of Assaulting Passengers
* Sdave7596 on Is Rihanna Hurting Covergirl Sales?
* Sdave7596 on Missing Girl's Dad Marries Teenager

But the biggest story today is -- A Phobia Of The Couch: A Buyer's Remorse Story

Used Couch Comes with Stowaway Cat | AP | Animal News, National News

SPOKANE, Wash. (March 13) - The mysterious mewing in Vickie Mendenhall's home started about the time she bought a used couch for $27. After days of searching for the source of the noise, she found a very hungry calico cat living in her sofa.
Her boyfriend, Chris Lund, was watching TV on Tuesday night and felt something move inside the couch. He pulled it away from the wall, lifted it up and there was the cat, which apparently crawled through a small hole on the underside.

Facing Your Phobias | Love * On the Couch with Dr. Gail Saltz
Ten percent of people suffer from some sort of phobia. A phobia is an irrational fear that can cause anxiety and borderline panic. The most common phobias are towards animals like dogs, cats or spiders. Many phobias tend to develop at a young age, but they can often set in later in life and are called “situational phobias.”

Mendenhall contacted Value Village, where she bought the couch, but the store had no information on who donated it. So she took the cat to SpokAnimal CARE, the animal shelter where she works, so it could recover, and contacted media outlets in hopes of finding the owner.
Sure enough, Bob Killion of Spokane showed up to claim the cat on Thursday after an acquaintance alerted him to a TV story about it. Killion had donated a couch on Feb. 19, and his 9-year-old cat, Callie, disappeared at about the same time.

References:
Kulish, N. (1996). A Phobia Of The Couch: A Clinical Study Of Psychoanalytic Process.. Psychoanal Q., 65:465-494.(1996). Psychoanalytic Quarterly, 65:465-494
Conversion from psychotherapy to psychoanalysis and the differences between the two have been the subject of discussion and controversy in recent years. The theoretical and technical questions that have been raised suffer from the lack of detailed clinical accounts that might help to elucidate the processes involved. The author presents a case of a woman whose refusal to use the couch for three years became a central organizing resistance and took on the structure of a phobia. It is argued that the case, rather than a conversion from psychotherapy to psychoanalysis, was one of psychoanalysis from the beginning, with the conflicts about the couch analyzed as are any other resistances. [This is a summary or excerpt from the full text of the book or article. The full text of the document is available to subscribers.]

SOUNDS OF WAR !!

Late Edition: Israeli Tanks Roll into Gaza Strip
And it Sounds a Little something Like This:::
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

Drill 'dat Som' Bitch...! Part Two

The New Sea Level
by Pat Darnell
That's right: Hit it! Gettin' ready for a sea level that has increased by 1/5 th of an inch upward over the last five years. Remember last time we retrieved information about when the Arctic will be ready for all out drilling?

Arctic will have first ice-free summer in 2015: Researcher
Kevin Rollason, Winnipeg Free Press
Published: Friday, December 05, 2008

WINNIPEG - The ice that has covered the Arctic basin for a million years will be gone in little more than six years because of global warming, a University of Manitoba geoscientist said.

And David Barber said that once the sea ice is gone, more humans will be attracted to the Arctic, bringing with them even more ill effects. [SOURCEWinnipeg Free Press 2008]

MooPig, in its haste to pump some Arctic crude, has allowed itself no free time to ponder why Cheney tells Bush, "Pardon me or else." We have been sitting on our collective asses while that single mom who wrote in, wonders how she is going to work another night shift with both her children wheezing and feverish,is crying at her ironing board watching the View. Or, how one other write-in reader, an inmate at Huntsville, who said "[He] wakes up every morning cursing himself because he knows he has to eat," has deepened brow furrows from the overhead fluorescent fired bulb in the socket that burns steadily brighter as each morning goes by. "One day I will rip that bulb out of the ceiling..." he pines away his hours of incarceration.

Yes, MooPig "Drilling and Arctic Crude Department" has been willing to be like its prisoner in his white room. They have too been sitting, waiting for Arctic land ice to melt away, revealing bounty.

Scientists studying sea ice will announce that parts of the Arctic north of Alaska were 9 to 10 degrees warmer this past fall, a strong early indication of what researchers call the Arctic amplification effect. That's when the Arctic warms faster than predicted, and warming there is accelerating faster than elsewhere on the globe.

As sea ice melts, the Arctic waters absorb more heat in the summer, having lost the reflective powers of vast packs of white ice. That absorbed heat is released into the air in the fall. That has led to autumn temperatures in the last several years that are six to 10 degrees warmer than they were in the 1980s, said research scientist Julienne Stroeve at the National Snow and Ice Data Center in Boulder, Colo.

That's a strong and early impact of global warming, she said.

"Patience, me precious, patience."

Reference
AP; Arctic Ice Melt Of Over Two Trillion Tons Has Occurred Since 2003, December 16, 2008 07:10 AM EST | AP Retrieved HERE. the huffington post, Dec 18, 2008

As Ben Franklin said:

Our Michigan Correspondent, Compostholestoy, who was supposed to be covering the Pennsylvania Primaries -- must've fallen off the Amish wagon -- has filed this report. We believe in using lengthy metaphor to spread the daily snoop, and therefore we await the final report with baited breath. Go ahead C:

Very Important Information......................

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of very carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

Samantha for President, 2035------------------}

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. compostholestoy/Zeeland, MI

C: We were hoping you had a correlation to Hillary's pounding down the shots and getting stupid with the pissed off white guys....

Seems we lost our embedded connection with Compostholestoy. So the story rests there... but don't be discouraged readers, we never let you down!

Try these links for some fun and games... since that is our mode today!

{----"I am just too pooped to doop," squealed Hillary
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/04/13/vo.hillary.takes.shot.cnn

and --

http://michellemalkin.com/