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Saturday, January 21, 2012

MooPig's Who WON this "Cage Match" #1 :: Pit Bulls vs. A Bull

CAUTION: Today's BLOG Post may be offensive to more Sensitive Persons ... 
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 21, 2012  |  Bryan TX

Often a Cage Match reveals the champion, and shows rewards that come with holding that distinction. We cannot say really who might win or lose, but this series of photos tells a story. In nature we find that there are no morals -- only Balance and Imbalance. That is what we see in this photo essay.

MooPig doesn't know the source of the testament photos, but because of our belief in the structure of nature, we forward them. We don't think these photos are doctored ... but you know how it often goes on the Internet ...
Pit Bulls vs. A Bull: The Eternal Struggle Told in Pictures | World Oddities:






'via Blog this'

"Cage Match" title and terminology is an invention of Pribek.net

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http://www.worldoddities.com/pit-bulls-vs-a-bull-the-eternal-struggle-told-in-pictures/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=avalanchers
http://pribek.net/2011/08/08/friday-night-cage-matchfondue-partyevolving-conversationdancing-about-architecture-vol-138/
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Semen on the Highway

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | August 23, 2011 | Bryan TX


[PICTURE LINK]

Bull semen spill causes scare, closes U.S. highway - AlertNet:
EXCERPT  | " ... Luckily, officials found Greyhound bus tickets strewn around the canister and after a quick call to Greyhound to speak with the driver of the bus, local police determined the canisters were filled with vials of frozen bull sperm packed in dry ice. Yes, that's right, bull sperm.

 " ...The bus driver turned around to retrieve the canisters. Once emergency personnel learned the smoking canisters were nothing hazardous and that they simply contained frozen bull semen that had been stored on dry ice, Tennessee Department of Transportation and fire department workers cleared the ramp.

"It was no different to us than if a mattress fell off a truck," said transportation spokeswoman B.J. Doughty. (By Tim Ghianni. 23 Aug 2011 17:51. Source: Reuters // Reuters. Editing by James B. Kelleher and Greg McCune)


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http://jalopnik.com/5833598/greyhound-bus-shoots-load-of-bull-semen-all-over-interstate
http://www.trust.org/alertnet/news/bull-semen-spill-causes-scare-closes-us-highway
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Saturday, August 14, 2010

MooPig Site Reviews :: "Willie Nelson's Doppelganger"

MooPig may have just found a real Doppelganger
Retrieved for Ed Porpoises by Pat Darnell

We wonder if he knows ...? Do you think this gentleman looks like Willie Nelson -- and is that a good thing?
Phil Lane Jr.
66, Male
White Rock, British Columbia
Canada


By Phil Jane Jr -- " ... A blog post by Phil Lane Jr. was featured
On June 25, 1876, 134 Years Ago Today, General George Armstrong Custer and the 7th Calvary Suffered the Most Devastating Defeat in US Military History
On June 25, 1876, 134 years ago today, the US Military, under the leadership of General George Armstrong Custer suffered the most devastating defeat of their history at the Greasy Grass (Little Big Horn) when the 7th Calvary attacked a peaceful camp… [Read Article  -- see ya at Phil's site ...]


Tags: bull, crazy, gall, horse, indigenous, military, peoples, sitting, us

[SOURCE] Visit his site today .... if not just for the music interludes offered there.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

I Gave them a Sword ...





Ferdinand the Bull
Adapted from the story by Munro Leaf
Play and lyrics by Karen Zacarias
Music by Deborah Wicks La Puma
Even the youngest children will be enchanted by this sweet tale of a Spanish bull that would rather take care of his flowers than fight! The score incorporates a variety of Spanish musical styles, including flamenco guitar, and the pun-filled dialogue includes lots of Spanish vocabulary words. In this fun and imaginative adaptation, including a pig named Cochina who wants to be a star, and a young matador who would rather be a dancer, everyone learns to be true to themselves.





MooPig has a severe boredom problem with what others are all talking about currently ... and in context of current events, nothing very much excites old MooP... It turns out MooPig, with Moo on the outside, spends most of his days grazing lazily on clover and pansies, picking a petal or leaf with a snuff from his big bull nose, saying, "She loves me ... she hates me... she loves me ... she hates  me."

As each petal disappears into the production of Bull Stuff, each new thought has origin in that rhythm of cutting, and pudding.


Next time you look at R M Nixon from the old days, after Watergate,  ... use the imprint of the old, lovesick, torn bull on the pasture, a stones' throw from the action, pining away the hours, ignoring the present.


Lost his will to fight, forever, retiring and growing older in the passing of hours.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Hunting Season Opens: Cutting through the Bias, No Bull


No, not for just any Large Big Dumb Animals
Unless you mean Governors at the National Governor's Conference | Retrieved by Pat Darnell

Part-time MooPig CNN "Commentary Analyst" Wilma Storensen of Two Girls Waffle House, Knife River, MN
has some tips for hunters this winter: "Many times we go hunting for Bull. We need lots of bull to fill in the cold, dark days and nights of winter. Most the time hunters hunting bull can see tell tale signs from bull scat over and around herds of heifers."

"For cold storage we like the not too young nor too old bull meat," says Wilma. She then divulges the top secret of Minnesotan success in cutting through the bull.

"If you want to improve your chances of catching perfect bull, there is one more ingredient to include in your hunt," says the crafty business woman and matriarch. "Without Bias, there will not be any Bull. You have to look for the bias."

According to CNN's Campbell Brown's commentary if there is No Bias, then there is No Bull. She provides us with this template of very up to the minute Questions to ask when hunting for Bull.

CNN's Campbell Brown admonishes Rendell. Here are the Questions posed by Ms Brown in OP/ED on CNN --
  1. How many times have politicians been warned about the dangers of open microphones?
  2. If a man had been Obama's choice for the job[National Homeland Security Sec], would having a family or not having a family ever even have been an issue?
  3. Would it ever have prompted a comment?
  4. Probably not. We [know] that with a man there tends to be a wife in the wings taking care of those Family concerns?
  5. As a woman hearing this, it's hard not to wonder if we're counted out for certain jobs, or certain opportunities because we do have a family, or we are in our child bearing years. Are we? It's a fair question.
  6. If you're a childless single woman, with suspicions that you get stuck working holidays and weekends, and the more burdensome shifts, more often than your colleagues [who have] families -- are those suspicions well founded?
  7. Is there an assumption that if you are family free [then] you have no life?
  8. Governor Rendell, ...I know what you meant to say, but your comments do perpetuate stereotypes that put us in boxes, both mothers and single women.
  9. IN government and beyond, men have been given benefit of the doubt, when it comes to striking the right work\ life balance. Women are owed the same consideration.
There you have it from MooPig's own: "Bull Hunters, remember Look for the Bias, and Happy Hunting!"
What’s your opinion of Ed Rendell’s comment about Janet Napolitano? Tell us what you think.


Reference
Brown, Campbell: No author cited, 12.04.08, SOURCE LINK HERE

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