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Monday, November 04, 2013

MooPig Wisdom: Seven Years Long, Drawn Out, Evil Empire Drudgery of Whining, Threatening, and Squealing ... PART TWO

It's not over until the Pudgy Dictator says it's over
Part Two by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 4, 2013  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] Dennis Rodman, two days ago.

MooPig Wisdom: Seven Years Long, Drawn Out, Evil Empire Drudgery of Whining, Threatening, and Squealing ...: PART TWO   |  ..."MooPig wants to know: "What is New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson doing in North Korea? and Bolivia? and hither and yon?"

Bill Richardson former U.S. Ambassador to United Nations, has been on a number of trips to North Korea in the past. He advocates for the release of Americans held by the Pyongyang government. During his trip in January, 2013, Gov Richardson, calls for North Koreans to give "fair and humane treatment" of American Kenneth Bae, who had been detained since November. Along with his advocacy for Bae, Richardson also pressed Pyongyang to halt missile launches and nuclear tests -- requests that will likely have no impact on the North's considerations.

'via Blog this'

[Picture LINK]
Eric Schmidt, Google's executive chairman, and former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson led a private delegation to North Korea, where they observed firsthand how Kim Jong Un restricts Internet usage ...

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Bolivian President Evo Morales, left, talks with former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson before playing during a soccer match to raise awareness to the issue of violence against women Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2012 on Roosevelt Island in New York. (AP Photo/Frank Franklin II)

[Picture LINK]
Retired NBA star Dennis Rodman called authoritarian leader Kim Jong Un "awesome" as he departed North Korea at the conclusion of a visit to shoot an episode of a new HBO series.

What is the pudgy boy dictator saying that's so funny?
"Dennis, you know, you got to kill the Girl!"
"Hahahahahaha ..."


___________________Reference
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/01/seven-years-long-drawn-out-evil-empire.html
http://www.mensfitness.com/leisure/sports/dennis-rodman-elected-to-nba-hall-of-fame
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/top-google-exec-visits-north-korea-article-1.1235921#ixzz2jgSGx9ks
http://sports.ca.msn.com/top-stories/dennis-rodman-describes-kim-jong-un-as-awesome
http://bigstory.ap.org/photo/evo-morales-bill-richardson
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/north-korea-bill-richardson-89622.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/08/world/asia/bill-richardson-and-eric-schmidt-of-google-visit-north-korea.html
http://www.utk.edu/tntoday/2013/04/16/mexico-gov-bill-richardson-speak-energy-north-korea/

Sunday, June 02, 2013

MooPig Cloning Department :: "Woolly Mammoth?"

The Rest is History
Cloned article by Pat Darnell  |  June 2, 2013  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] 'We were really surprised to find mammoth blood and muscle tissue,' said Semyon Grigoriev, head of the Museum of Mammoths of the Institute of Applied Ecology of the North at the North Eastern Federal University. Picture: Semyon Grigoriev

We are noncommittal when it comes to cloning articles, which is what out MooPig Cloning Department usually does. But we didn't know which department to refer this story to, since we don't have any scientists aboard MooPig central. So we sent it to the cloning department.

Also we are sorry this LINK to The SUN is intermittent valid; we try to stay current... but alas we were too slow. Sometimes the Link works, sometimes it doesn't.

Now, we are just showing off. How does this fit into the current flow of things, having a blood sample from an extinct animal? You ask? No? Oh, but it does figure in.

While the world of humans tumbles into obscurity, making humans the next big Extinction Level Event on Earth, we should go out with at least a few Wooly Mammoths around. Their remains will totally confuse the next gen of humanoid explorers, as they try to piece together ancient times.

Woolly mammoth found with blood in veins boosts chance of cloning | The Sun |News: "Hwang Woo Suk, a stem cell scientist who created the world’s first cloned dog in 2005, said that once the tissues had been treated to a nuclear transfer process, eggs would be implanted into the womb of a live elephant for a 22-month pregnancy. Semyon Grigoriev, chairman of the university's Museum of Mammoths and head of the expedition, said: "The fragments of muscle tissues, which we've found out of the body, have a natural red colour of fresh meat."

'via Blog this'
" ... A perfectly preserved woolly mammoth carcass with liquid blood has been found on a remote Arctic island, fueling hopes of cloning the Ice Age animal, Russian scientists said Thursday.

The carcass was in such good shape because its lower part was stuck in pure ice, said Semyon Grigoryev, the head of the Mammoth Museum, who led the expedition into the Lyakhovsky Islands off the Siberian coast.

"The blood is very dark, it was found in ice cavities below the belly and when we broke these cavities with a poll pick, the blood came running out," he said in a statement released by the North-Eastern Federal University in Yakutsk, which sent the team.

Wooly mammoths are thought to have died out around 10,000 years ago, although scientists think small groups of them lived longer in Alaska and on islands off Siberia. (abc13. Wednesday, May 29, 2013. LINK) ... "
CONCLUSION
We don't know what we are talking about, do you?


______________________Reference
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4948104/Woolly-mammoth-found-with-blood-in-veins-boosts-chance-of-cloning.html
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=9121884
http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/exclusive-the-first-pictures-of-blood-from-a-10000-year-old-siberian-woolly-mammoth/

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Semen on the Highway

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | August 23, 2011 | Bryan TX


[PICTURE LINK]

Bull semen spill causes scare, closes U.S. highway - AlertNet:
EXCERPT  | " ... Luckily, officials found Greyhound bus tickets strewn around the canister and after a quick call to Greyhound to speak with the driver of the bus, local police determined the canisters were filled with vials of frozen bull sperm packed in dry ice. Yes, that's right, bull sperm.

 " ...The bus driver turned around to retrieve the canisters. Once emergency personnel learned the smoking canisters were nothing hazardous and that they simply contained frozen bull semen that had been stored on dry ice, Tennessee Department of Transportation and fire department workers cleared the ramp.

"It was no different to us than if a mattress fell off a truck," said transportation spokeswoman B.J. Doughty. (By Tim Ghianni. 23 Aug 2011 17:51. Source: Reuters // Reuters. Editing by James B. Kelleher and Greg McCune)


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http://jalopnik.com/5833598/greyhound-bus-shoots-load-of-bull-semen-all-over-interstate
http://www.trust.org/alertnet/news/bull-semen-spill-causes-scare-closes-us-highway
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Saturday, December 05, 2009

MooPIg Site Reviews: Heads or Tails :: Call it in the Air ...


'Heads' -- Stabbed by Student, 'Tails' ... Oh, what the use?
More from ATLAS SHRUGS retrieved by Pat Darnell


[PHOTOs SOURCE]
Another Day, another Murder... Is this one a Hate Crime, like it smells???
News SOURCE
By WBNG News  |  Story Created: Dec 4, 2009 at 2:31 PM EST (Story Updated: Dec 5, 2009 at 4:03 PM EST )

Antoun, who had lived on Vestal’s Murray Hill Road for a number of years, is a published author who has written several books. He published the book Understanding Fundamentalism: Christian, Islamic, and Jewish Movements



A BU biography of Antoun shows that he received a doctorate from Harvard University in Massachusetts in 1963. The bio describes Antoun as an emeritus professor who is a, “sociocultural anthropologist who has conducted research among peasants in Jordan, urbanites in Lebanon, peasant-farmers in Iran, and migrants in Texas and Greece.


His scholarly interests center on comparative religion and symbolic systems, the social organization of tradition in Islamic law and ethics, the sociology of dispute with respect to tribal law in the Middle East, local-level politics, and the impact of transnational migration on education, work, and cultural change.”


SOURCE #2:
The attack comes nearly eight months to the day 13 people were massacred by a single gunman at the American Civic Association in Binghamton. It also extended BU’s string of misfortune.


In the past year and a half, the university has endured:
  • the near-death beating of one of its students and the flight to Serbia of one of the alleged assailants — former BU basketball player Miladin Kovacevic;
  • a sexual harassment suit brought by one of its employees;
  • the legal and off-the-court troubles that dismantled the basketball team;
  • and an ongoing SUNY investigation.
Unanswered questions continue to swirl around all of those events.
Antoun was rushed from the building on a wheeled stretcher and loaded into a Harpur’s Ferry ambulance that was parked on a walkway outside the building.


BU President Lois DeFleur condemned the slaying as “an act of senseless violence.”


She [LeFleur] said counselors would be on duty at the University Counseling Center until 8 p.m., or by calling (607) 777-2772. Counselors will also be available throughout the weekend by calling 777-2393.

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Thursday, April 09, 2009

MooPig's Historical Business Perspectives: Creative Accounting



INvitation to Graft
by PD and the un-Herds

Business in general has gone through some really bad evolutions. The worst we at "MooPig Business College" have witnessed is in business accounting. Accounting has been more creative, than useful, for about fifty years.

In the "Back When Days" there were payable's and receivables, a simple system for Mom2Pop Businesses: the old In or Out. At the end of each day we count up the receipts, and that helps us prepare for tomorrow.

As we all began to settle in with simple business language, it became the tax thing of liabilities and assets. That became the fall guy wording, so now it is not just two things but
three categories ...

Just lately a complement of creative C-Class forces has added something to our day: Liabilities, Toxic Assets, and Assets. Now are we looking at the back side of the Bull?

Lord knows that I will be selling a property for what I have in it -- if I can no longer pay for it. Why is this property going to be called "Toxic?" Is it a WMD?

Quote of the Moment [SOURCE]
"...elite business interests—financiers, in the case of the U.S.—played a central role in creating the crisis, making ever-larger gambles, with the implicit backing of the government, until the inevitable collapse. More alarming, they are now using their influence to prevent precisely the sorts of reforms that are needed, and fast, to pull the economy out of its nosedive. The government seems helpless, or unwilling, to act against them." --economist Simon Johnson in The Atlantic.

We think nothing has prepared us for current Government in the mix as our taxing branch and as our prime debtor, business accounting model. Isn't that an invitation to graft, guilty just by associations?

"I certainly would find another line of business if I were CFO in a large bankrupt Corporation today," said MooPig Chief Finance Officer, Chuck Love.

Good thing for us MooPig Enterprises, aka Marmart, is still just a Mom2Pop value added retailer. Will you stick with us Chuckie, through our IN's and OUT's?

REfer also to: Banks Defrauding the Public? Huh? HERE

Friday, December 19, 2008

HOld on tight




A claim about rodeo steer riding is that when it was first tried it was a dud. That's right, boring. Most everyone went to look at the champion roosters event rather than sit through the steer riding event. [SOURCE]
That changed, of course, as a change in steers to bulls made history. Brahman bulls showed the way to today's event or gore, stomp, rampage and assuredly kill the "thing" on its back... and raking his balls too.

More bell, less hat. MooPig knows the in and outs of riding a bull. More the bull than the pig that is.

But before we get to bragging, lets do some fact finding.

by Pat Darnell
HOw could Bovine Complacency provide a ride of a lifetime. Yes, if you jump on a beast that has never had much on its back -- besides snarling wolves, lions, tigers and bears -- then your life will flash through your mind, and in a twinkling you will be accelerating through space and time akin to human rapture visions. Yes.

I have sat atop wild, semi-broke horses. And at the time I suspected there is no greater ride for your life than that. So of course there are those whose need for speed and brain rattling prompts them to jump on bulls for their rides. It's always one up showmanship, every where I try to go. Ain't it a bitch?

"It's not a matter of 'If' I get hurt, but 'When' I get hurt," say the semi-cripple ex-bull riders.

MooPig asked some of those present, "Are there any ex-ridden Bulls that are hurting and crippled?"

That question drew a blank. Turn about is still fair play.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Here Come da' Energy Czar...

by Pat Darnell | 12.06.2008
Now first things first. Energy Czar Position opening up. Obama has said it, so I reckon it is the lingo we will be using. But why use Czar -- why not something Native American like Lameduck Sitting Bush... or Chief Comic-Relief Cosby'er...
Summary: The wrangle over the creation of a high-level energy council or climate "czar" could determine which appointees will run the three agencies, which have the biggest impact on energy and climate policy. ... appointees to run the departments of Interior and Energy and the Environmental Protection Agency... [Retrieved HERE]
Obama, Aides Consider Appointing Energy 'Czar'
By STEPHEN POWER and NEIL KING JR. | Dec 6, 2008
WSJ
What is a "Czar" -- besides a tyrannical leader of an enigmatic but defunct Caucasian National Royalty -- being here resurrected by the First Black President of the USA? Obama, we hired you because you promised you wouldn't be like all the others. In this stage of two presidents, -- because I see you executing more often lately than Lame duck Sitting Bush -- I think your DC crowd of talking heads are dragging their under utilized feet.

Sort of like this fence straddling cowboy in the photo: Prez Obama says, "Son, your country needs you as Czar... of somethin' or another."

Bull rider gives a faceBook of good faith, but later: "Do I really want to ride that bull out there in all that mud."

Is that the Maynard G Krebs motto I hear on the wind from Baltimore? "WORK?"
Bob Denver, played his best friend, beatnick Maynard G. Krebs ("Work?!?"), an abvious prototype of today's teenage slacker. (Which would make sense, since 'Dobie Gillis' was running on Nick at Nite ten years ago!) Maynard G. Krebs looks like he stepped right out of a modern Abecrombie and Fitch ad! [SOURCE]
The only way that the environment will ever be fixed by Federal action is if we put a herd of Angus on the White House Lawn.

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