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MooPig Snappy Come-backs Department :: 100 Things to say to Republicans

... The Federal Reserve is Privately Owned ...
Op/Ed snagged by Pat Darnell | Jan 17, 2013 | Bryan TX

" ... Unfortunately for all those still clinging to shreds of their tattered right-wing bubble, Republican states overwhelmingly take in more federal dollars than they pay in federal income tax, while Democratic states are net givers. Democratic states are the ones giving gifts, in the form of our tax dollars, to the poor Republican states. Fox rhetoric doesn’t fit the facts.

" ... None of these Republican pundits are willing to admit that they lost the election because their candidate and his message rubbed most voters the wrong way. Most Americans could not stomach rich Mitt and his plutocratic, rule-by-wealth economic policies. We witnessed an epic, good-versus-evil battle for our electoral souls in this past election with the Democratic thesis, “We are all in this together,” clashing mightily with the Republican antithesis, “Every man for himself.” ( Mike Kirchubel. From page A8 | November 26, 2012. |  Thursday, January 17, 2013. HERE ) ... "

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     100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican (HUMOR) | Addicting Info:
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45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery."
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95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time! Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.
(Stephen D. Foster Jr. 2013/01/14. HERE) ..."

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http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/
http://www.dailyrepublic.com/opinion/localopinioncolumnists/2012-election-post-mortem-part-2/

To be fair, here is shit Republicans say:
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/01/shit-racist-republicans-say-about-black-people/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/03/rick-santorum-almost-calls-obama-the-n-word-in-campaign-speech-but-did-he-mean-it/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/09/ann-coulter-o-j-simpson-verdict-best-thing-happen-to-blacks/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2011/11/herman-cain-a-koch-brothers-brother-from-another-mother-member-of-the-koch-koon-klan/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/02/who-needs-black-history-month-when-you-have-newt-gingrich-red-tails-the-republican-party/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/01/rick-santorum-i-dont-want-to-make-black-peoples-lives-better-by-giving-them-other-peoples-money/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/04/huey-p-newton-condemns-new-black-panthers-zimmermans-challenge-eric-holder/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/03/obama_on_trayvon-martin/
http://www.rippdemup.com/2012/03/derrick-bell-fallout-fighting-for-the-full-and-equal-rights-of-black-people-is-most-certainly-anti-white-racism/

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/2012/03/02/republican-or-rapper-the-quiz/   ... included below...

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... That's why we made this quiz, which poses the never-before-asked question: Who said it: Republican or rapper?

1. "I stand for what I believe in--family, God and honor."

2. "Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets."

3. "I'll die on that hill"

4. "I'll die before I lose, cause I was born to win."

5. "I want black people to be free"

6. "I want to shift the entire planet. And I'm doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power."

7. "Your child's future was the first to go with budget cuts."

8. "You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws."

9. "Men are basically little piglets. You drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it."

10. "Everybody wants a shot in this land of opportunity."

11. "You can say I’m a hater. But I would argue I’m a lover."

12. "When you closed your eyes I put my balls on your cheek."

13. "I purchased a gun when I was a young man."

14. "Come on, relax guy, I like gay men."

15. "Who let the dogs out"

Answers: 1-Rapper (Kendrick Lamar, "I Am (Interlude)"), 2-Republican (Mitt Romney), 3-Republican (Rick Santorum), 4-Rapper (Drake, "Congratulations"), 5-Rapper (Mos Def "Umi Say"), 6-Republican (Newt Gingrich), 7-Rapper (Lupe Fiasco, "I Never Said"), 8-Republican (Ron Paul), 9-Republican (Newt Gingrich), 10-Rapper (Nas, "Rule"), 11-Republican (Rick Santorum), 12-Rapper (Too Short, "Nothing Feels Better"), 13-Republican (Mitt Romney), 14-Rapper (Eminem "Criminal"), 15-Both (Baha Men and Mitt Romney)

MooPig Who Would Win in a Cage Match #10 :: McGyver vs Rick Dale

Let's call it a Grudge Match between Old Style and the New ...
by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 15, 2013  |  Bryan TX

One of these two stole his act from the other. You can guess why that would make this a motivation for a grudge match. Yes, one is the other's modern day disciple ... or is it just fate. MooPig Department of Cage Match Authority wants to bring it to a head.

History Channel has a jones for Rick Dale and his hit show American Restoration. His show is aired at all times of the day. Instead of showing History, the channel shows reality series of Mr Dale and his crew restoring Americana stuff, you know, rusting obsolete junkyard stuff. He does it at a hefty cost for wealthy collectors.

McGyver, actor Richard Dean, over twenty years earlier on a TV show, would take junk and stuff and fashion life saving devices from them. We suspect that Rick Dale must have devoted a lot of time watching McGyver, until he decided that would be his moniker.

Fix stuff. Restore stuff. Make a million bucks, doing it better than any one expects. They only thing missing is Rick Dale doesn't have a mullet.

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McGyver, Richard Dean

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Rick Dale, American Restoration

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All bets are final after the fighters enter the cage. Let's call this an: "Old style McGyver meets the New style American Restoration." BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Who Would Win in a Cage Match is an invention of Pribek.net

MooPig's Home School :: "A New Pre-Occupation"

by Pat Darnell | Nov 19, 2011 | Bryan TX
Number Six decided High School is not for him... so MooPig opted to Home School for the three years it takes to get 'er done.

CS-HEARTnetwork : BCS-HEARTnetwork:
 A plethora of Home Schooling LINKS:

http://victoryhomemaking.com/2011/03/25/recipes/is-home-schooling-for-you/

http://singaporehg.byethost13.com/

http://overlawyered.com/2009/03/cpsia-whats-so-sad-is-that-books-arent-dangerous/

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A Ticket, and P J for Obama, a mamma, and a tasket too...

Link Two --
The word for June 05 is premature joculation

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

i.e. -- "The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character...[quote deleted]... is a great example of premature joculation."

Link Three:
PHOTO: "I lost my yellow basket!!

“The Brand Called Obama” was Fast Company’s cover story for its April edition, but I just ran across it now thanks to No Quarter. The theme is “the degree to which his success indicates a seismic shift on the business horizon as well.”

Obama has deftly embraced — and been embraced by — the Internet. His campaign has deputized soccer grandmoms and hipsters alike to generate new heights of viral support. And he has been exceptionally successful at converting online clicks into real-world currency: rallies in the heartland, videos on YouTube, and most important, donations and votes.