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Showing posts with label Brand Values. Show all posts

Friday, May 01, 2015

If I wrote Movie Reviews they would have to stand up to:


MooPig Presents the Pat and Mike’s “If I wrote Movie Reviews” By reading reviews, you can determine the quality of a literary work, movie or musical recording/performance... no? I hope the following outlines make it clear the depth we are willing to go to discredit anyone or any organization attempting to make a motion picture. List of Available Critical Movie Review Tests
  1. Grammar
  2. Odor
  3. Gender
  4. Tactile
  5. Weather/ wind/ rain/ fire
  6. Literature reference and Lit search
  7. Blood tests
  8. Records of primary research if available
  9. Size test
  10. Religion
  11. Ballistics and pyrotechnics validity
  12. Chicken scratch on walls of jail cell prison myth review
  13. Architectural and landmark placement
  14. Special effects
  15. Mule test
  16. Spy test
  17. Raven test
  18. Rain man review and documentation
  19. Will the sucker really “Wind up with nothing,” De Niro Template?
  20. When I was three I started this review test list; 50 years in the making
  21. Leading Woman – waitress factor
  22. Leading Man – waiter factor
  23. Gertrude Ederle factor; did actor have an identifying moment?
  24. Budget review
  25. Pregnancy/ gender/ paternity/ fresh frozen spermatozoa
  26. Basic chemistry wretch factor...
Following are the descriptions of tests available:
  • Music photo montage yucky kiss, over done to dumb down to level more in keeping with various financial backing interests:
Absolut Vodka factor; is this [product] exportable?
Merv Griffin insult dare; has anyone ever roasted Merv?
  • Dead before dawn fake your own death FBI trap magic hat trick?
Uncut factor, Joe Valentini factor and the jilted millionaire
Poor unfortunate, pregnant, amnesia-tic syndromes hospital
House of a 1000 corpses, Planet Terror

  • Credit report dot com
Grandma factor, is it dauntless?
My Left Foot factor, adequacy factor
Nurse recoil special effects test
  • Should’ve been a silent movie
Paradox test
Three ducks and a pond test
Voice-Over narrator cop-out protocol with site meter for narrated percentage test
Mariachi factor / Tommy Dorsey orchestration and performance
  • Mis-direction bruised and soiled film chapters:
I don’t think; I drink
Annual fee or not flexibility
Jackie Chan Action Test
Cinematography Ansel Adams test
This could’ve been a short-short
  • Ask for help but really don’t want it effect
  • Frequently used phrases:
Stay with me
Gimme the key
Must see
In harms way
It’s a bomb
  • House or edifice is actually one of the characters
Over done – 13 ghosts
Unable to navigate as viewer – 13 ghosts
Cube – truncated
  • Penelope Cruz [and others] speech impediment test:
Eva Gabor
Desi Arnaz
Say this: “all this and no ammonia?” and make me buy it!

  • Tall versus shorter female form and males' everywhere lookout for eye candy factor:
Kill Bill tall girls and short girls
Dolly Parton short factor
Bosom tests
  • Once upon a time in Mexico Cruise Test:
Whad’ you gonna do stoopid?”
Retiring men actors’ litmus test
Also – Poseidon Adventure Original release uses retired as Cameos
  • Price on your head factor underdog test
Widmark, Mitchum
Slow horse, posse chased
Chased by debt, no where to go
  • Tequila sunrise test, pre-Viagra men lover test Mel Gibsonian and tart
  • Nintendo factor: this could’ve been better as a PS3 game
  • The last thing the villain sees is a Chihuahua in his face factor

  • "Under Siege" Seagal Factor: finale decisive show down between Steve and Tommy Lee Jones for which we have waited 112 minutes for:
Knife in the head
Thumb in the eye
Head through the radar screen
  • Nip Tuck obvious or not factors
  • Hitler Humorlessness test: or Adolf couldn’t laugh at himself
  • Rat Pack test: reunited and living in continuum condominiums
  • Stuck in elevator test
  • Johnny Carson factors: Practice shooting not drinking Jim McMahan litmus test

  • Superior Movies to use for metaphor comparison and litmus tests:
Quest For Fire
The Bear
Conan
Das Boot
My left Foot
Bicycle Thief
Red Balloon
  • Blue collar actor test:
  • They switched bodies or heads or faces trick of misdirection
  • Shaq O’Neill Irish height test
  • Deygo in charge Robert De Niro annulment buck stops here test
  • This could’ve been a M*A*S*H episode
  • Defecate, Urine, Test for validity and purity
  • EHarmony reject factor: 29 degrees of compatibility pass/fail
  • Airborne germs test
  • This could’ve been a Geico commercial, 30 second spot
  • Derecho effect; refer – My Left Foot
  • Spur lock doggy effect of delayed release
  • Having sex during gun battle foreshadowing
  • Gun battle with overwhelming numbers of assailants shooting and missing
  • Toll road censorship, Valentini P/PG/NC
A nickel toll to continue
Trolls at the bridges
Egomaniac Billy goat wants to pass without paying and creeks are dry
Ergonomic camera grips, surveillance
  • No presidency but an Oscar consolation prize Gore progenitor tests
  • Support troops / Protest war – type logic
  • Awards for altruism: Elvis/John/Oprah
  • I could’ve had a double cheese bacon burger at Dairy Queen and a V-8 fulfillment test
  • I am dead Lexx test
Jack sparrow
Harvey
Ghost Pat Swayze
  • Mad magazine parody play
James Bomb
Magdumb, PI
Bill Gaines, Ed.
  • Tony Hawk uneven surfaces credibility, and level playing fields incredibility
  • “How does this modification merit” design critique American chopper test
  • Lee Harvey Oswald magic bullet test
  • Founding mothers of Marthasville homemade ice cream and funnel cakes
  • Fonda fondue roast and fry show test
  • Fried hamburger “Hackney’s style”
  • I won’t work here due to greasy meat
  • Get that camera off of me as I sneak this Dagwood sandwich at midnight
  • Lively Dance Hall acoustics better than usual
  • CSI test: I have a future in television actress test
  • Hypocrisy factor: working girl
Double crossing assistant stalks and mimics boss
Melanie Griffith test: youXradioXradioXyou
Become boss with morals of the refined
Stalk and settle for a look-a-like to play Tom Hanks part
  • Buscemi could’ve played that part in – (rat pack)
What am I? Your bartender?
Looking for work factor as in any Beau Bridges, movie
The Client is always wrong: Desperado
  • “In America” tear jerking factor even though the heroine doesn’t die
  • Animal cruelty considerations
Pre 1946
After 1946
Are the cockroaches safe?
First contact rule of Picard and Janeway and Jodie Foster, Shirl McClaine, many others
  • Penguin stamina
  • Desperado staging ideas
  • Coyote Ugly
  • Walking the bar
  • Bloody thick factor
Old as dirt
Slow as old adages
Man who went up hill and came down a mountain
  • Chris Angel rely on tricks to fill time up, rather than provide substance
  • Refined sugar, movies, guns used to enhance life changing events
  • OCD tale-tell signs in eye of heroine
  • Leading lady, such as Cheryl Ladd, questionable
  • Longfellow self-publishing writer/actor/producer/director Sinatra technique
  • Pribek "contrived anarchy" tactics
  • Scare tactics, as in Shannon Dougherty from charmed
  • Art Linkletter blind trust and Jewish annuity financial structure
  • Populace test
  • Power lines overhead obstructions tests
  • Chem. trails in sky shots, evidence footage
  • Conspiracy factors and hypocrite Michael Moore factors
  • Art Bell blah blah blah HGH and low flying stellar units
  • Twist of legal jargon technicality epilogue wimp out
  • Watershed factors
Water World is too obvious
Mad Max
All washed up lackluster actors
Acting lacking
  • Son and Bride of Frankenstein masterpiece standards
Black and white
Nice knockers
Cracking up endlessly
Aaaawhaaaa soprano at orgasm
Gene Wilder agent of gone
  • Old joke explained loss of impact
Old metaphor
Old allusion
Rhetorical questions
  • Kiss d’ girl little Mermaid production for defining moment
Singing in the rain
Raindrops keep falling on my head
Kidnapped Zhivago morning he tries to go for help
  • You wouldn’t lie to me now would you Catalina? As in Desperado
  • Saint mattress Sunday school
Sleep it off
Blue laws
  • Black and White versus Technicolor "Wizard of Oz" example
  • Recession perceived as affliction becomes more apparent -- as the guy on Fantasy Island, slipping villain begins to show other side not revealed to audience
Broken back or BrokeBack, or Badass Baby got Back...
Teeth and English thespians
Hugh Hefner jilted-ness turns a trick
Let go of it Nathan
Challenged individual
  • Right Winged 700 club rhetoric – "the Apostle," unsavory to unloosening ears...
  • Howard Stern stilted cuckold turned shock jock, wow what a shock
Ass oriented male
Litmus positive for HIV award
James Dean
Busey, Jr.
Richard Gere
Villains
  • Villainous married man’s sustenance bullet test
Sex
Shit
Shower
Shave
Cigar
  • Rhetorical question by hero "do you feel lucky.." speech referral
  • Herod test: “you might be bullet proof; it doesn’t mean you’re knife-proof,” so judges he Jesus
  • NASCAR driver boozing’ woman sidekick Burt Reynolds sissy bar, extremely prejudiced conservative man test
Suburban liberal teen climbing the “stairway to heaven”
Give me the Key villain speech test phrase
  • Beowulf, the latest... untested
  • A-Team middle of the movie musical photo montage hands only metal bending
Dues d’ machine
Villains are actually heroes
Ten second tidy
Sex scene
Woman riding
Man finding breakfast lower down
Man not seen while female throws head back
  • Did all those underlings and mercenaries protecting the villain and his/her lair and compound deserve to die those horrible deaths dealt them by bullet proof heroes and heroines?

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Moopig's Brands Department :: "College Football Hell"

Tebow didn't Genuflect enuff... Johnny Manziel Challenges the Lord ...  
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Nov 11, 2012 | Bryan TX
[Picture LINK]

While looking for the secret to Feel 18 Years Old Again (men only), while also hoarding the 37 foods that you can't get in a disaster, you might have heard of the Boy Wonder, "Johnny Football," John Manziel. Yes they are branding the name this week at A and M University, Texas. Also, his number 2 jersey is being copy righted, so that no one will tamper with his soon to be famous logo: the number "2." That said we think you should look in at the totals in yardage this freshman quarterback has collected behind the stalwart Aggie offensive line. Look HERE  or, HERE, for those.

Tebow racked up high numbers in college when he ran the circuit. But his achievements are being challenged today by Johnny Football, number 2, at Aggie Land in College Station, TX.

In a funny policy by A and M University, freshmen sports players are not allowed to be interviewed in the media. So ...

Who The Hell Is Johnny Manziel?: " ... Along with the program (8-2, 5-2 SEC), Manziel is having a better year than anyone expected: he was well-regarded coming out of Tivy High School in Kerrville, Texas, but ESPN called him the 78th best quarterback in his class, and Rivals had him as only a three-star recruit. A redshirt season and a crowded QB field at Texas A and M didn't do him any favors; as the San Antonio Express-News put it, "As of last spring, he was second-string with a chance to become third." ... "

 'via Blog this'

That is until the misogynists, polyandrists, polygamists, escapologists, and pastors get a hold of him... his rise to quarterback supreme status seems for real. Don't we all enjoy a really good success story?

Someone has already tapped the poor boy though. They attempted to smear him on the Internet as a clown, in turn-about play, on his campus image ... jealous class mates will do just about anything:








[Picture LINK] Is it real or is it PhotoShopped? *[Don't let Momma see these]*

___________________Reference
http://deadspin.com/5959588/who-the-hell-is-johnny-manziel?utm_source=gawker.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/ncaa-football/sec/photos-texas-am-quarterback-johnny-manziel-had-great-halloween
http://outkickthecoverage.com/johnny-manziels-night-was-even-better-than-we-thought.php
http://wtaw.com/2012/11/09/johnny-football-nickname-protection-by-am-and-manziel-family/
http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/colleges/2012/11/texas-am-qb-manziel-earns-national-player-of-week-honor-reaches-fbs-statistical-milestone.html
http://www.cfbstats.com/2012/player/697/1041700/passing/split.html

NOte: " ... Tebow put up 3970 total offensive yards when he won the Heisman trophy as a sophomore. It was a season's performance I thought I'd never see the equal of and Manziel has already rushed for more yards than Tebow did in that year. He's going to throw for more yards as well. And Manziel's win on the road at Alabama dwarfs any win that Tebow had as a sophomore, when his Gators went 9-3 in the regular season. ... "

Sunday, October 07, 2012

Moopig's Brands Department :: "Sunglasses Sticker Shock"

Next Time you throw down $268 for those Oakleys, Think: "Italian"
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 7, 2012  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] Best Comeback
A smaller, squarish alternative to classic aviators, these Ray-Ban Caravans were introduced in 1957 but are suddenly damn near ubiquitous. More importantly, they still look as timeless as ever. $119.


Luxottica owns the two top premium sunglass brands in the world, Ray-Ban and Oakley. But Luxottica points out there are other players... Wal-Mart is their biggest competitor.

Luxottica Group is a leader in premium, luxury and sports eyewear with approximately 7,100 optical and sun retail stores in North America, Asia-Pacific, China, South Africa, Latin America and Europe, and a strong, well-balanced brand portfolio. The company is based in Milan, Italy.

The interviewer for 60 Minutes says: " ... But other competitors told us Luxottica has them in a chokehold: if you make glasses, you want to be in their stores; and if you have stores, you want to sell Ray-Bans! So Luxottica can set the prices as high as it wants. ... "

Sticker shock: Why are glasses so expensive? - CBS News: "Have you bought a pair of glasses lately? Bet your eyes popped when you saw the price tag. If you don't go to places like Walmart or Costco, you could easily be spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars for a pair that cost $30 10 years ago. Talk about sticker shock."

'via Blog this'
You might want to get some of those Oakley's so you can at least look like a Kennedy on vacation...

That's the finish on those expensive sunglasses you bought, or stole. Luxottica has set the price margins to fit their conglomerate needs. They own the stores, or call them distribution points, so competitors won't get exposure unless they make a deal with the sunglass cartel, Luxottica.

And the article ends its interview: " ... You'd think, well, surely insurance companies covering vision would complain. But guess what? Luxottica also owns the nation's second largest vision-care plan: EyeMed, covering eye exams and glasses. ... "

MooPig buys its sunglasses at the 99 cents store, where they are much cheaper by the dozen. The glasses cartel, 'Luxottica,' prefers to call them 'eyewear.'


__________________Reference
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18560_162-57527151/sticker-shock-why-are-glasses-so-expensive/
http://www.current-movie-reviews.com/41418/60-minutes-recap-10712-huawei-and-luxotica-foreign-co-s-taking-over-u-s-markets/
http://www.luxottica.com/en/careers/
http://www.esquire.com/style/merchandise/best-new-sunglasses-of-2010#ixzz28fYtUMMP

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

My Santa List: Part Two -- Spread the Wealth

Get Grandma a new Guitar!!





Woody B Internal Combustion Guitar - If his Santana-esque guitar stylings have neighbors about one decibel away from a lynching, this guitar might save some sanity. It sends noise out to an amp and then back into the guitar, where a "coupling mechanism" feeds that sound back to the strings, allowing for low-volume (and relatively low-priced) sustain and feedback. Your battered eardrums offered to chip in.
$2,500 - Buy from Woody B


Blackbird 002 - An HP gaming PC may not have been at the top of many wish lists in the past, but that changed when the company went all out with its Blackbird 002 rig, which is now actually available at a few retail stores for those last-minute shoppers out there. You're also in luck if you're ordering online, as HP is offering a special config that it's actually calling the "Ultimate Stocking Stuffer" for just $2,299 until December 31st.
$2,299 and up - Buy from HP

Segway PT i2 Ferrari Limited Edition - Really. It's a Ferrari Segway. How can you go wrong?
Around $10,000 - Buy from Ferrari

Motorola Aura - It's exclusive, expensive, and high-end. It boasts a 16-million (yes, million) color circular lcd, a 62-carat (yes, carat) sapphire crystal lens, and a 2.0 megapixel camera, all in the most attractive package Motorola's ever graced us with. What more could your tech-savvy princess ask for? Just be sure you get her the real thing -- a cheap knockoff really won't do.
$1,999 - Buy from Moto Store

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Bloggers can be Choosers

Bloggers Concur: We are Choosers, Yes!

Gris Roca
Gloss finsih
Interior exteriro
Ultimate covarage
Durabiltiy
Comforatble spray tip
[for]
Wood
Wicker
Metal
Masonry
Face, selah

I choose YOU "Spell-Checker-Choo"

Esoteric and Choosers, we the Blog have a destiny. Yet how and when we wholesome bloggers take our given chance to interview the marginal performers who buy up time spreading useless information, is up to each... Under pressure someone in charge of the money blowing out the window in the sponsorship of a Marginal Pop/Rock band tells them they have to be "hard." Well, if that sponsored band is, say, Usher, you can bet he isn't putting any "hard substances" in his body, or exposing himself to "Standard STD Dsitributors;" Usher is a body builder and they are more conservative than NASCAR Drivers.

As for the Performing Arts in Review, MooPig wants to introduce "Reverse Shot." We find great movie reviews and language that taunts the faux-arts of the Beaux Arts..

Beggars Can Be Choosers

Posted by clarencecarter on Aug 3, 2005

Given that the movies I've seen in the past two weeks (in order: The Island, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Devil's Rejects, The Bad News Bears, Hustle and Flow, The Wedding Crashers, Sky High and Stealth) could all be generally classified under the heading of "studio" releases, this post over at The Backrow Manifesto's had me thinking: why do I do this? Especially when there's stuff of real "worth" playing around town: The Conformist, Saraband, and more.

While I definitely acknowledge the overall slumping of the industry and the toll this is taking on the indies, I don't think cinephiles of any stripe should feel embarrassed by a bit of time spent multiplex hopping, in fact, I think it's necessary. Although the pleasures of sitting down with mindless entertainment and laughing hysterically can be undeniable, watching even the "worst" film can be time well spent.

Many of the people reading this will be, to their circle of acquaintances, "the movie friend"—that person whose taste in film is regarded and opinion is sought after, and who can usually be counted on to crap all over some more mainstream film that's generally well-liked. (I once killed a party by violently stomping Hotel Rwanda.) That interaction is only possible if we're not willing to cede the field; if we stay rarefied, and holy in our cinema-going we don't have any credibility in bashing the mainstream or praising the highbrow outside of a small circle of people who share the same cinematic values.

I saw Wedding Crashers for a very simple reason: Because everyone else in America is seeing it, and I wanted to be able to join the discourse. And now when someone asks me what I thought, I can honestly say: "Yeah, I laughed a few times, but don't you think the gay character is a little problematic?"

Then I can neatly switch the conversation to something more worthwhile, like say, Linklater's The Bad News Bears, a comedy you don't have to feel bad about enjoying.

The other reason I spend so much time scraping the bottom of the barrel: Maybe optimistically I still believe that you can never really know what you're getting when you buy a ticket for anything.

If I told you how much I genuinely enjoyed Sky High you'd probably laugh, but I did. See it if you can. Almost every film playing has some small pleasures, and it can be a treat to spot them. Before Charlie and the Chocolate Factory hits train wreck-awful, audiences get some of the best, warmest Burton in years. Or Stealth—abominable as a whole (as expected), but I had to give some credit to Josh Lucas for trying to make a meal out of a role that was little more than an amuse—trying to infuse that piece of crap with some shred of integrity was a sight to behold.

And don't even get me started on the "Freebird" sequence in The Devil's Rejects. Love or hate Zombie's film (I think it's pretty great) his closing sequence—now that's cinema.

A slight confession: I did catch Phil Morrison's lovely Junebug at a press screening in and amongst all these other behemoths. But I wonder if I would have appreciated its gentle quiet as much as I did if without all the noise of the larger films ringing in my ears.

Buying tickets for small fare is great but the cinephile slogan shouldn't be "support indies," it should be "support movies."

As anyone who watches a lot of films should know, big doesn't necessarily mean bad, and just because it came from Sundance doesn't mean it'll necessarily have any more value than anything else.
(clarencecarter on Aug 3, 2005; Retrieved Here http://blogs.indiewire.com/reverseshot/archives/005265.html -- for review) pd

Monday, April 28, 2008

Nello and Orso weigh in on Penguins: UPDATE !!



From high in the Appenine Mts. Nello and Orso would like to suggest that penguins are neither fowl nor fish, but only very well-dressed pigs trying to make it in the big city. It seems to be working for them since no one has ever heard of penguin-prosciutto. Donald Trumpt is actually a penguin (pssst - I mean "pig" !! See it's working for them)
Nello and Orso, Up in der

Fresh Penguin Meat---;

Horror of Reality if anyone were to really Think about it !!!!!
So, who is this? The Golden Compost? Son of Fleece?
What you thinking..? ...that you gonna start international business with Texas, and ... where you from... Puglia...? There's lots of paper to fill out, you know.

All right, but you can't blow the sheep brains out of their skulls with compressed air.

Lookin' forward to doing some bidness... funny or otherwise. Yeah, Donald Trumpt is a quacker, male chavez-ness piglet, in a tuxedo.

Concerning your concerns about Penguin-prosciutto: I refer you to this blogger:
Horror show face-off

Popeye, 6/27/07

So it’s been seven months and two plotlines since I’ve deigned to comment on Popeye’s spinach- and/or mescaline-fueled antics. If you’re not following along at home, I’m not going to give you any context for this, because it’s just all the more delightful as a surreal and horrifying standalone vignette. Olive Oyl laughing so hard that her jaw nearly unhinges as she presses the barrel of the gun to her temple, her breast-sporting doppelgänger laughingly urging her to blow her brains out as she slams her bracelets together with a hearty CLANK!, Wimpy ignoring the horrifying drama to demand more food — WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN A COMIC? In three panels, Popeye has managed to be more unsettling that the last 18 months of Zippy the Pinhead.

MooPig will gladly pay you Thursday for a Penguin-prosciutto gyro on Tuesday. Those are our Terms.

Also, We very much hope you will not be trying to cross breed too many bird-foul-human-mammals:

By The Way, btw,
Rocky, the 7-foot, 700-pound grizzly bear that wrestled with Will Ferrell in Semi Pro, killed his trainer Tuesday, ABC News and the AP report. Stephan Miller, 39, was bitten on the neck while working with Rocky alongside two other trainers in Los Angeles and died before help arrived... [click here for the blogger story, and tubeyou] Rocky, the bear from 'Semi Pro,' kills trainer

Thanks, Compostholestoy, for opening all these doors:
We look forward to some prototype Orso Burgers soon from you via Ostrich-mail. The contract is in the mail.
Sincerely,
MooPig da' furst

ps.
Penguins could be the Sunday roast of choice if a plan to use the world penguin surplus goes ahead, Goliath Food Chiefs announced yesterday. Penguins, long considered to be inedible by even the most hardiest of sailors, have recently been discovered to taste a lot like veal, if cooked for long enough. [looks like chicken, tastes like veal]

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Keywords

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  3. Quakeress
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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Business Strategy for Quasi-corp: ABLECo

Portable Electric Power Tools
Mission Control @ ABLECorp
Analyze and Assess Information Available
By Patrick Darnell

Introduction
It is unwise to label the ABLE Company at this time. Although by definition it appears the company is leveled off in a vulnerable position of weakness. I do not perceive leadership is lethargic, or willing to let go any time soon of what they still claim to have.
This paper is a preliminary to more in depth team driven discussion forum. The task is to develop a strategy for ABLECo. What and why we will be recommending will have been hollowed out by the time we are ready to present to Strategic Officers Steering Committee. Our strategic assessment will be also a result of research in secondary sources, and any primary data that applies to our strategy development.
Each agent in the development will be asked to arrive at a recommendation that is:
· Plausible
· Defensible
· Rational
· Feasible

No team member should try to achieve consensus on his recommendations, rather think in terms of the best reciprocating strategies each other will have developed. This initial appraisal refers to the first four chapters of text: Strategic Management in action, by Mary Coulter. Those sections explain concepts and context of strategic management. Also, the author addresses external and internal analysis frameworks for strength, weakness, opportunity, and threats applicable of ABLECo’s new strategy.
Task Objective
· Explain strategic management process within global environment
· Integrate and apply knowledge gained in other courses in business administration curriculum
· Use effective communication techniques

Task Detail
As a preliminary step in preparation of business plan, brainstorm major elements of strategic management processes. Using questions as guides, items to include might be:
· Insights
· Issues that need to be addressed
· Questions that need to be asked
o How would you go about defining the identity of Able Corporation and creating its mission statement?
o Where would you look for the information?
o What do you already know about Able that can help?
o What are some of the key elements that might be contained in ABLECo value propositions?
o What principle would you use in order to prioritize the implementation steps needed to accomplish the strategic objectives?
o What post implementation and feedback mechanisms would you have in place to evaluate the effectiveness of the process?
o What measures would you use?
For the ensuing presentation the deliverables are: mission statement, operating principles, market analysis, company strengths and weaknesses analysis, one-year, five-year and ten-year strategic objectives, sales forecasts, financial and operational objectives, and pro forma financials.
Discussion: Driving Force
Besides market demands what is the driving force of ABLECo? In many cases, a manufacturer in need of help will initially take on too much internal clamor. “The monthly meetings of senior management team have been reduced to arguments over attainment of company metrics [measurements] with each department pointing to its own set of reports to support its positions” (CTUOnline; April/2007).
Internal operations have evolved for many generations at ABLECo and those divisions may be change averse. If the firm depends on its own strategies it will create too much strife.
Organized by the senior management at ABLECo a future position is envisioned that sets the tone for a new channel of marketing. That channel is of end-users of industrial PEPT, Portable Electric Power Tools, who are drifting into the consumer PEPT channels of distribution. A shift in the gap between higher costing industrial tools and lower consumer tools is significant, so reports say. In this instance the gap is closing.

The senior staff has formed the position for Director of Strategic Planning and Analysis for our emerging ABLECo. The text defines the position as: “...management of a series of interrelated continuous steps that lead to the outcome” says the author. “Situation analysis, strategy formulation, strategy implementation and strategy evaluation” point the company in navigating its course (Coulter, M; 2005).
For help we look at levels of strategies on different organizational echelons and what they will divulge in context of driving forces.

· How would you go about defining the identity of Able Corporation and creating its mission statement?
Our firm has one vision, though yet to be assessed, but has several missions. Functional areas at ABLECo are ideal in finding the various missions emerging for the now strategically employed company. Major function areas are commonly:
o Production
o Financial
o Distribution
o And, unique areas to ABLECo
To establish competitive advantageous mission statement for ABLECo we will have evaluated our competitive levels in all departments. Once done we will attempt to implement, and evaluate our changing competitive strategy in a continuous improvement cycle. Competitive business unit strategy levels are comprised of:
o Resources
o Capabilities
o Core competencies

“Each [business strategy] unit’s mission statement still provides an overview of the unit’s purpose, what it does, and its goals,” says Coulter. “Ideally what you have is a broad framework within which organizational members know what they are doing and why they are doing it... aligned with the vision statement, ...with commitment to social responsibility, and ethical decision making” (Coulter, M; 2005 p48).

· Where would you look for the information?
In hope of finding useful information that has a thread of continuity for ABLE Co’s survival; strategic planners will ask management of functional strategic levels “What direction are we going and what businesses are we going to be in? What business do you want to be in” (Coulter, M; 2005, p7).
Tools to utilize for this stage of conceptual thinking are those already in use by crews. Tools for dynamic change and organized culture that have been in use for the life of ABLECo can be our best inroads.

Otherwise searching for the right path is in generating questions and weighing of ideas springing from those findings. Research questions, means questions about which you will be conducting qualitative research. The outcome of facilitated strategy on internet and secondary findings will lead to develop quantitative strategy that would help ABLECo make its business strategy decisions:


Should explain how statistical tools can be valuable to our business

  • Should provide specific examples where we can effectively use statistical tools
  • Should create a list of research questions that apply to our ABLECo situation
  • Should use persistent links to help generate ideas for research questions
Also, generate research question ideas by conducting research in library and the Internet to find information about strategy management.

Should study and apply benchmark cases of similar companies so Strategic decision makers will find plenty of information, too much in fact, when they:
o Explore Additional Marketing Opportunities
o Explore Alternative Marketing Channels
o Set Up Comparison Shopping Campaigns
o Optimize Marketing Channels
o Pursue Credibility Indicators, such as

  • * Improve Order Process
  • * Optimize Product Offer
  • * Optimize Presentation, and
  • * Implement information technologic Metrics and Testing Platforms
With a little generous help from researchers, and strategic planners specialized in manufacturer’s unique battery of recent successes, ABLECo will find enormous amounts of information (Alt, B and Usborne, N; 25 April 2006, paraphrased).

· What do you already know about Able that can help?
What is already known about ABLECo is found in its historical natural attraction minus the new competitive threats. In context of analysis, a preliminary SWOT discloses weaknesses of our firm. Further study into complement context reveals threats, opportunity, and strengths, of this table and will clear up much of “what” is going on.
Evaluation of major strengths will characterize ABLECo culture from the early days and contrast it to cultural actions today. And how that will make our firm prevail?” (Alt, B and Usborne, N; 25 April 2006, paraphrased) This table is paraphrased from CTUOnline Task Details, 2007.

Remember “ABLE Corporation has come to a decision to not let itself be manipulated in its market without some better reference” (CTUOnline; April/2007). Since stakeholders are timid about re-investing in ABLECo, senior staff turns to strategic planners. Upper Management hopes to distinguish itself and see if it helps boost interest of investors. Knowing it has weaknesses will motivate staff to identify strengths and opportunities.

· What are some of the key elements that might be contained in ABLECo value propositions?
ABLECo has lost track of its original Value Proposition, VP. In manufacturing we are an innovator of PEPT. However, defining VP is paramount to market penetration; actually the whole purpose of the VP is market penetration. Is innovation our value proposition?
If ABLECo were only interested in putting a spin on its marketing it would hire a marketing specialist, and innovation would be the spin. The firm is not looking for a patch. ABLECo has hired a strategy management specialist. Value proposition is to be made using all measurements, Optimized search produces ratio of our value proposition to truth.
That said, it turns out the key elements will be derived from the internal functions of:
o Human resources
o Business Historical perspectives
o Brand values
o And core competencies

We could at ABLECo devote extraordinary time and resources “developing and fine-tuning the product delivery chain; sales, marketing, distribution, customer service, and all, but fail to assess the most fundamental of business success factors: our Value Proposition. So how did we survive?” Our VP will be the concise statement of the uniqueness of our business that sets it apart from all competitors. Without our Unique Value Proposition, ABLECo “risks becoming lost at sea with a host of similar businesses” (Alt, B and Usborne, N; 25 April 2006, para).

o Analyzing our competitors further identifies our strengths, weaknesses to strengthen our bottom lines
o Competitive analysis helps to develop our VP
o VP forces us to Test validity of claims we make about our business
o VP statement must contain quantitative statements about uniqueness of ABLECo
o What percentage of our market channels truly has an effective value proposition?
o How will this affect competitive marketing in our channels?
o Our primary research question will have to be this:

* How do we evaluate our own value proposition?
It seems that many firms try to incorrectly “out-market a poor value proposition” over the top. Messily, if their VP is improper, it is like saying “We can cross over to the island when the tide is out.” The researchers at Marketing Experiments say, “[Those with poor VP’s] use the heavy force of marketing to try to overcome the weak force of their value proposition” (Alt, B and Usborne, N; 25 April 2006, para).

· What principle would you use in order to prioritize the implementation steps needed to accomplish the strategic objectives?
Because ABLECo is innovator in PEPT, it deserves to reap benefit of better design by being rewarded in large volume of sales. This could be developed in a closed circuit of defining market potential and planning each release to that volume. A little bit more work for accounting management, and operations, but is worth the effort in reduced waste.

Our firm wants to carve out its own niches using service supported sales, and matching competitors’ pricing. Our strategic decisions will be based on a “five forces model as posed by Michael Porter in the text.” Our strategy will find exit barriers that threaten and provide opportunities for ABLECo, such as: Buyers; Suppliers; Substitutes, and Potential new entrants creating natural rivalry amongst firms in the PEPT industry (Coulter, M; 2005, p 70-75).

Volume can be created several ways. One way is to create opposing lines, each with its own curve and completion. Each is the nemesis of the other. While the border of each line defines a whelk, or spiraling development, a well-placed opposing line will complete the strategy. Only a large venerated company like ABLECo could get this to work for them for each generation of innovative tools.

Another way is to create shading and spin. One technique is no more effective than the other, because each must be implemented at the time it best fits. Therefore, the implementation is all about the timing and space the market has for the co-functional operations of these strategies.
Priority for implementation can spring back from force that is working against ABLECo at any given time. The forcers designated are then like this:

Search for market stability
  • Produce only a limited product line for a narrow segment of total potential market
  • Seek to protect and defend its well established business
  • Do whatever is necessary aggressively to prevent competitors entering our turf
  • Carve out, maintain niches within our industry that competitors find difficult to penetrate
This is paraphrased from the text where is described the characteristics of a Defender Strategy of competitiveness. (Coulter, M; 2005, p 188-190)

· What post implementation and feedback mechanisms would you have in place to evaluate the effectiveness of the process?
Once the company launches its satellites, it will have a mission control set up. At mission control will be the senior management, directors and investors. Success will have been dependent on strategic continuous improvement of functional levels at ABLECo; therefore monitoring will be a similar process, a common thread running between all divisions.
Team building is our first organization-wide strategy put into practice at ABLECo. For that to come about workers will be needy, demanding much more encouragement and follow-up. I have found one company that comes up in a majority of benchmark discussions: IBM, big blue. “Everyone talks innovation but IBM helps with a: Six Different Potentially Innovative doorways,” says the authors at IBM website. “Responding to competitive pressures and market opportunities requires business systems — and supporting technology infrastructures — to be quickly adaptable and flexible in structure,” claim IBM Partners (IBM Global Services; 2000).

Post-evaluation is the first functional strategic consideration because the firm must make a decision about its information technology systems right now. In best interest of efficient tracking, the entire company needs a trustworthy, helpful, friendly measuring system that ties functional, competitive and corporate strategies together. Useful strategy evaluations can not be made otherwise. Organizational context and external and internal contexts are not going to be explained properly unless the post-evaluation implements are in place from the beginning.

IBM proclaims that they can help with at least six doorways of “Service oriented architecture, SOA that helps clients create business value by helping them develop a more on demand IT infrastructure.” If this sounds familiar, it should: “IBM introduced the idea of On Demand Business.” Continuous managed improvement means to continually:
o Continually re-consider your business model
o Re-examine your processes
o Constantly challenge your management culture
o Make your products special
o Make your services special
o Respond to changing conditions
(IBM Global Services; 2000, paraphrased)

IBM global Services may have the most recent word on implementing evaluative systems: “But the demands of an increasingly competitive global marketplace — driven largely by the networked world — are driving companies to find new ways to grow their businesses, while at the same time they must operate as efficiently as possible.” If IBM’s logic prevails then the Unique Value Proposition at ABLECo will have to include its new attitude on strategic post-evaluation. I am going to support continuous improvement with post-evaluation in mind at ABLECo throughout my own assessment.

· What measures would you use?
Initially our post evaluations will have been structured around our internal and external analyses. However fine tuning of a more universal review to respond to each business unit’s unique function is our goal. With losses showing up in the last few years, ABLECo must support cost of strategic command with senior Mission Control, to curtail awkward downward spirals of functions and business. Rather ABLECo will show compounding gains over all to thwart bad press.

In a previous brief we showed how small, incremental gains can produce significant gain when compounded in a sequential manner. When the gains themselves are significant, the compounding effect is quite impressive. Albert Einstein is widely rumored to have once said that the most powerful force in the universe is compound interest, and we can clearly see why from the above data (Alt, B and Usborne, N; 25 April 2006, paraphrased).

Making ABLECo products special for future generations is the purpose of this strategic analysis after all:
Do customers demand our products?
  • Do they convert their friends to use our products?
  • Are we innovating products that can “best our existing products?”
  • How will we be ahead of our competition, when the next big idea emerges?
  • Will ABLECo be attractive to investors and acquisitions when we finish?
  • (IBM Global Services; 2000, paraphrased)
Conclusion
Concluding arguments are pointing to a many-branched, multi-faceted strategy workshop environment for ABLECo. It includes the following, but is not limited to this list. In fact the condition today in the business environment is that there is too much information to sift. Therefore the planning and adopting an efficient outline of strategic objectives that is unique to ABLECo will prove very effective.

Consider our business value proposition, vision, mission models:
Has the world evolved faster than our business models?
  • Has our market changed?
  • Is new technology enabling new competition, and new opportunities?
  • Could we leverage our strengths, or the scale and skills of ABLECo partners?
  • Will we identify where we are competitive and not, then restructure for optimum performance and return?
Examine processes
Which processes run smoothly, and, which are bottlenecks?
Are systems and processes outdated?
Do we have duplication of processes?
Do we have adequate infra-structure communication; do we speak to one another?
Do we speak to our partners’ and customers’ processes and systems?

Challenge management culture
Is encouraging innovation in your company more than a gesture?
So the employees share in opinions and sharing ideas?
Do we have collaborative projects in the works?
What companies, industries suppliers force ABLECo into exit barriers?
What is labor forcing ABLECo to do?

Make sales support and services special
How do our customers rate us?
With real-time feedback form our customers could we respond faster, with more services? And, Plan better?
Drive loyalty through the roof.
Respond to changing conditions.
Put in place comprehensive external studies for each strategy adopted
Summary
  1. Adopt and install a company-wide evaluation system

  2. Find a business partner like IBM to help expedite our information tech

  3. Utilize exit barriers to motivate the strategic decision makers into action on IT

  4. Conduct a Competitive Analysis and Price Testing, but also cover market analysis, quantitative analysis, product and program strategy, usability testing, and similar efforts unique to ABLECo way of doing business (IBM Global Services; 2000, paraphrased)
References

Alt, Brian and Usborne, Nick; (25 April 2006, para) In Search of a Value Proposition Tuesday, 25 April 2006; Editor Flint McGlaughlin; Writers Brian Alt, Nick Usborne; Contributors: Jalali Hartman; HTML Designer: Cliff Rainer; retrieved from April 12- 14, 2007 at: marketing experiments com improving website conversion value proposition

Coulter, M; (2005) Strategic Management in action, 3rd Edition, Pearson/ Prentice Hall, Upper Saddle River, NJ 07458

IBM Global Services; (2000) IBM Corporation 2000 -- IBM Global Services; Route 100 Somers, NY 10589 USA; Printed in the United States of America 01-00; retrieved April 10-14, 2007 at 935 ibm com services us index wss it service cases its a1002583

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