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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Uno de Mayo

What Will You be Wearing for UNO de MAYO?
Retrieval and Editorial by Pat Darnell

Bryan\College Station TX | 04.16.2010 PM
I can almost hear tonight an over-wrought Barry Obama talking into the adoring ears of his loving family ...
"I need to feel like I am accomplishing something ..." pines Barry.
He continues to stare into the now watering eyes of Michelle, until the Secret Service changes shifts and clocks out; the sound of the time clock clicking from the kitchen. *[--Click -- 'Good night Mervin.' Click -- 'Good night Nancy.' click -- 'Good night Joseph.' click --'Good night Al.' click -- 'Good night Sylvia.' ... etc]*

Who is looking after Obama's campaign promises while he gets routed by the twenty levels of government above him?
"Why can't we just re-win the election everyday, my love," says an exhausted, tiring Michelle.
It turns out, Barry recently had to release yet another mega-army to the Mideast, just like his predecessors did. Before that, his attempting to pass legislation that is not in the interest of the largest, most sophisticated Lobby in the world -- the AMA -- all by his lonesome, still looks like a Mexican Standoff. Systems Normal; All Fouled Up. Pres Barry did not turn out to be the Congress Whisperer he seemed at first to be, after all.

Just like I hear Michelle, this makes me wish also we could all go back to the day of celebration when Barry and Michelle and cute kids had won. Why didn't he just say the truth:
"Okay, everyone, I proved a non-white, non-Caucasian, non-Sequitur, can win the US Presidency. Now if you don't mind I would like to just hand it over to the runner up."
So there you have our present condition of 'STAGNATION.' They once called it 'Stagflation' in the last century.

Enter Latino persuasion in DuPage County Illinois:
Not to confuse Cinco de Mayo with new Latino leadership lobbyist group: Immigration Solidarity DuPage, the nation will be entertained with gatherings of Hispanics and sympathizers driven rallies on Uno de Mayo:
"Hundreds of Latino leaders in Chicago's suburban communities plan to demand new legislation in a protest on Saturday. ...
"Across the nation, several marches also are being planned for May 1.
"Cristobal Cavazos of Immigrant Solidarity DuPage said advocates are growing impatient with what they see as President Obama's unkept promise to overhaul the nation's immigration system, and they are organizing demonstrations to express their anger. (Margaret Ramirez.April 16, 2010 8:29 PM. HERE)"
  • In DuPage County, tensions have grown as deportations continue and tougher enforcement measures are being used by employers. Last month, a UPS facility in Addison fired more than 200 employees under the online employment verification program known as E-Verify. Under a rule approved last year, federal contractors are now required to use E-Verify.
  • Cavazos said many of the recently fired UPS workers are expected to protest in Saturday's march. In addition, hundreds of parishioners from St. Joseph Church in Addison and St. Isidore Church in Bloomingdale will demonstrate. (Read Ramirez Article HERE)

    Blimey, Barry, I feel for you. What a bum rap you are getting.

    Monday, August 24, 2009

    Miss UNIVERSE



    and, Bahamas, Beatles, Dubya Bush, and Obamas
    by Pat Darnell


    TeleMundo has your ticket to Miss Universe on the island of the Bahamas 2009. Go ahead, dive in. Login and vote for the Miss Universe Crown for 2009.




    Speaking of Universe -- If you haven't viewed Across the Universe yet,


    "The music of the Beatles and the Vietnam War form the backdrop for the romance between an upper-class American girl and a poor Liverpudlian artist. (IMDb Pro; 2007)"


    Synopsis :: [ ... ] Max, the charming and outgoing student from earlier, is on a roof with a few of his buddies as they chip golf balls off of a beer bottle at the nearby dormitory windows.


    After a few misses, he finally connects - and the group flees the angry mob that spills out of the dorm. Jude, seeing the commotion while out having a cigarette in front of the building that his father is letting him stay in, lets Max slip in to hide. Grateful, Max invites Jude to go out for the night with himself and his golfing buddies.


    While proclaiming that they get by "With a Little Help From My Friends," they smoke and drink their way through town until they finally collapse on couches from exhaustion.










    Speaking of hitting golf balls off beer bottles from the roof and collapsing on couches from exhaustion -- Dubya Bush wasn't getting a shoe thrown at him, he was just ordering "Lunch" :: Dubll meat, horseradish and can of spinach walking Sub Sandwich ... why all the hipe?






    Meanwhile, our story is interspersed with Beatle Songs: [ ... ] Jude hides from the police, and after being left alone on the roof, starts singing "All You Need Is Love" into the microphone. Sadie, JoJo, Prudence, Max, and the rest all rush back up to the roof, and join in. Lucy hears Jude's voice, and frantically rushes to get into the building, only to be stopped by the police. She turns, and runs to a building across the street, and stares at Jude from the roof across the way.She smiles as a tear runs down her cheek. Jude sighs. Together in the end, they kiss as "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" plays during the end credits. (Excerpt updated by RogueCrewX, 2 months ago ...Contributors: eegyecats, cricharddavies, RogueCrewX, normall, hookedonkong: retreived HERE)



    Speaking of "Kiss the Girl," the Obama's are going to vacation like Kennedys. They will soon invade Martha's Vineyard for a little whale watching; rest and relaxation.



    Despite Hurricane Bill all of the Obama entourage will be a showcase at the Vineyard, as islanders roll out the cuisine, and a good old "American Cliff Hanger."


    I'm comfortable with that... aren't you? Good Day! [pdnf]

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