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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Blues Show with Gary Grainger | 105.9 Bishop FM :: You Should Listen Up ..."

Every Sunday LIVE Blues Show
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 19, 2014  |  Bryan TX


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Blues Show with Gary Grainger | 105.9 Bishop FM: "The Blues Show’s Gary Grainger has picked up the award for Independent Blues Broadcaster of the Year from the British Blues Awards. The award was voted on by members of the public, and was won last year by Paul Jones from BBC Radio 2. “I simply play the music I like – and it seems that other people like it too,” says Gary. The award was presented at the Newark Blues Festival in September. Two hours of the best blues on the planet Gary’s Blues Show is broadcast every Sunday from 6 to 9pm, repeated Wednesday at 11pm, and regularly features live studio sessions from some of the region’s best blues musicians, as well as interviews with blues stars from around the world."

'via Blog this'

Gary Grainger

This has just been posted by a Blues Show listener and virtual buddy Patrick Darnell - I am gobsmacked, thanks man!

Dolphins line up and pay to swim with him ...
His own children call him Pope G ...
His slide guitar strings were auctioned off at an undisclosed price ...
His passport requires no photo, just a mustache ...
He don't listen to Sinatra, but when he doo bee doo bee doo ...
His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do ...
If he were to punch you, you would have to fight a strong urge to thank him ...
He doesn't always sing along with his favorite songs, but when he does he sings along with the guitar solo too ...
Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you're not a pussy ...
He can speak Russian ... in French ...
When he slices onions, the onions cry ...
The Holy Grail is looking for him ...

He doesn't often drink beer but when he does it's Old Chimneys Good King Henry Special Reserve ...

Gary Grainger is simply the most interesting Blues DJ east of the Mississippi.



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__________________Reference
http://www.bishopfm.com/programmes/blues-show/
http://www.blueshalloffame.com/Blues_Radio_Station_Reviews/Blues_Radio_Station_Reviews.html
http://bluesshow.wordpress.com/
http://howaskew.com/?p=807
http://audioboom.com/bishopfm

Sunday Funnies

Too Soon?
Mixed Martial Images by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 19, 2014  |  Bryan TX

So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:

Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.

All the best
ZMapp Distribution Services

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/in-the-news/headlines/so-ive-started-spamming-nigerian-email-addresses-with-this-have-1584664#ixzz3GZhpVS1Y
















 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 
The Holocaust. 




 Aging: 1970 vs 2000
1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high.
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.

1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.

1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2000: Moving to California because it's warm.

1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.

1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2000: Dental bridge.

1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1970: Seeds and stems.
2000: Roughage.

1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2000: Popping joints.

1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.


source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Hustler/recent#ixzz3GZmH2EnD




 My wife said we needed to communicate more. I knew she was right...

...so I gave her my email address.




 "Republicans in Hell" 

While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." says the Republican.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the Republican head of state.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts the Republican to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil (a Republican, too), who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator
rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit Heaven." So 24 hours pass with the Republican head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity."
He reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: "Well, I would never have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to the Republican and lays an arm on his neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the Republican head of state. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!


source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Republicans_in_Hell#ixzz3GZnWtqbf




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Unless referenced with a LINK caption, Sunday Funnies is a bunch of pirated MEME's from faecesBook, YouTuber, Tweet'um and Tweet'um dee, Redditt, and other places where sources have been lost and are unknown. Give 'em Hell Henry. If you are offended then ASWC ... ask someone who cares.
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Sunday, October 12, 2014

Sunday Funnies

High Comedy :: We Are No further Along
Mixed martial Images by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 12, 2014  |  Bryan TX
































__________________________Reference
Unless referenced with a LINK caption, Sunday Funnies is a bunch of pirated MEME's from faecesBook, YouTuber, Tweet'um and Tweet'um dee, Redditt, and other places where sources have been lost and are unknown. Give 'em Hell Henry. If you are offended then ASWC ... ask someone who cares.
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Ask+Someone+Who+Cares





Sunday, October 05, 2014

MooPig Re-Direct Department :: "Can humans regrow fingers?"

Did you ever Ask the Doctor ...
Mashed martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 5, 2014  |  Bryan TX



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HowStuffWorks "Can humans regrow fingers?": "When a hobby-store owner in Cincinnati sliced off his fingertip in 2005 while showing a customer why the motor on his model plane was dangerous, he went to the emergency room without the missing tip. He couldn't find it anywhere. The doctor bandaged the wound and recommended a skin graft to cover the top of his right-middle stub for cosmetic purposes, since nothing could be done to rebuild the finger. Months later, he had regrown it, tissue, nerves, skin, fingernail and all (Julia Layton. no date. LINK) ..."
'via Blog this'
"...This particular hobbyist happened to have a brother in the tissue-regeneration business, who told him to forego the skin graft and instead apply a powdered extract taken from pig's bladder to the raw finger tip. The extract, called extracellular matrix, lays the framework that cells use to generate any given body part. It's like a cellular scaffolding, and all animals have it. It holds the signals that direct cells to divide, differentiate and build themselves into a specific form (ibid. Layton.)..."
Here’s another picture of the magic of pig bladder powder, just in case you want to see more fingers growing back.




CONCLUSION
It takes a pig in the village to make things right. We at MooPig have been preachin' this adage for a pig's age. That's a long time.


___________________Reference
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extracellular_matrix
http://users.rcn.com/jkimball.ma.ultranet/BiologyPages/E/ECM.html
http://www.grc.org/programs.aspx?year=2014&program=sigtrans
http://www.uta.edu/biology/wilk/classnotes/cellphys/extracellular%20matrix.pdf
http://www.tocris.com/pharmacologicalBrowser.php?ItemId=187918#.VB7NoPldWwA
http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/musculoskeletal/extracellular-matrix.htm
http://nisatasha.empowernetwork.com/blog/pig-bladder-powder-regrows-mans-finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITxx2sOLW2Y#t=182



Sunday Funnies












On the First Day of Autumn


















_______________________Reference
Unless referenced with a LINK caption, Sunday Funnies is a bunch of pirated MEME's from faecesBook, YouTuber, Tweet'um and Tweet'um dee, Redditt, and other places where sources have been lost and are unknown. Give 'em Hell Henry. If you are offended then ASWC ... ask someone who cares.
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Ask+Someone+Who+Cares

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