PART Two: PLAY "North Korea Names Successor to Kim Jong il -- just another Kim Jong [un]"

Rogues Gallery Thuggers' Ball -- The KIM JONG's
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and TEAM AMERICA

Presented are PHOTO's of various Kim Jong's of the Jong's clan... who have been considered for successor to their Dad. *[Remember? Kim Jong iL is the supreme commander and supreme opera critic of North Korea... "He So Rronery" for example.]

HINT: if you are confused, you cannot loose. Goo'd 'ruck Com'lad !!

This is Matching the Caption Game for Monday... Match the number with the letter... or visa versa... or, vice miami... or, reverse solitaire, we don't know the rules exactly because Kim Jong iL makes rules up as he goes... just enjoy:

1 Kim Jong, iL

2 Kim Jong, aM

3 Kim Berry Happy Soldiers Jongers, nK

4 Munchkins from Kim Jong Operetta "Korea North by Northwest to OZ," ziL

5 Korean Currency, ooD

6 Banned Kim Jong WOW Who, 'Dat? spongeBob

7 Kim Jong Tranny Grannies, lgtB

8 Kim Jong Cosby-zzz, biLL

9 Kim Jong Invisible, uN

10 Facsimile Marionette Jong, ooD

11 Kim Jong Propane TANK Dealership, H'bomb

12 George Foreman Jong, G'rill

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North Korea Names Successor to Kim Jong il -- just another Kim Jong [un]

The following Unofficial Story is Nominated for FOOTPOI Irony Award 2009
"Launches SCUDS so he can have his Way"

Just like George Foreman, Kim Jong iL names all his boys after Himself -- Kim Jong

Retrieved from June 2, 2009 Article |

by Pat Darnell and the Mormon Polygamists Tabernacle Choir

North Korea's leader Kim Jong-il has designated his youngest son to be the country's next leader, according to reports in South Korean media.

North Korean officials were reportedly told to support Kim Jong-un after the North's 25 May nuclear test.

"It appears this is an all boys club -- no girls allowed in the running for Dictator"

There has been much speculation over who would follow Mr Kim, who is thought to have suffered a stroke last year.

Analysts have said the North's recent military actions, including last week's nuclear test, may have been aimed at helping Mr Kim solidify power so that he could name a successor.

See Pictured Right above and HERE Kim Jong-il's family tree --

it is reported son Kim Jong un has an NBA Basketball Jongs

In his father's image -- including boner for Hoollywood Gurlz
Said by Kim Jong-il's chef, Mr Fujimoto, to be the "spitting image" of his father, the young Kim has never been photographed by the Western media.

The only photograph known to exist of him is one taken when he was 11 which Mr Fujimoto said he was given by Kim Jong-un before he left North Korea.

Kim Jong-un also shares some of his father's health problems, and is reported to already have diabetes and heart disease due to a lack of exercise.

Like his film-loving father, Jong-un is said to enjoy popular culture, and is apparently a fan of NBA basketball.

One South Korean newspaper, the Dong-a Ilbo, has reported that the North was teaching its people a song lauding Kim Jong-un to raise his profile.

But this detail, as with many others in secretive North Korea, is impossible to confirm.

Report from the Middle: International Sheep Shrinking

Sheep Shrink just like your sweater in the Dryer -- Wire Report says:

RFTM by Pat Darnell and the EAGLE

I read the local newspaper, The Eagle, for Friday July 3rd, Bryan/College Station, in anticipation of Happy News for the Fourth Holiday. But, of course, I am drawn immediately to an International Wire Report... ever do that? I also read Magazines backwards, or back to front. Oh that might explain a lot after all is said and done... hmmmmmm.

Oh anyway... like your wool sweater in the dryer new data suggests Global Warming is responsible for Shrinking Sheep. On average wild sheep on Scotland's Island, Hirta, have been measured today and are 5% smaller than from measurements in 1985. "This decrease in body size was due to a reduction in growth rates, caused in part, by changing climate," says the report.

Now I find that muy interesting'o... *[Note: the shrinking was not due to Tourism nor bedraggled Bag-piping]

Otherwise, here are some local Headlines, from The Eagle -- Reductions in Workforce at Texas A and M, Twin City Mission has a new place of Mission-ing, and Paychecks Shrinking.... lots of Shrink going on. Of course I think of other things that could use a good dryer cycle shrinking besides flocks of sheep... The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Honey I shrunk the Kids... etc.. could I get a witness to a Shrunk National Debt???

How about shrinking politicians? any other requests -- just pipe in... ? Definitely no Happy News in the making ...

Oh yes... also Friday's paper mentions North Korea might launch ballistic missiles from their eastern seaboard on July the Fourth... ??? YIKES!!!! They did -- they did -- seven launched [overnite] from North Korea --

[Read it all HERE]

Joint Chiefs are saying concerning South Korea Reports: "... Our military is fully ready to counter any North Korean threats and provocations based on strong South Korea-U.S. combined defense posture," the Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a statement.

South Korea's Yonhap news agency said the first three appeared to be Rodong missiles while the rest were an upgraded version of Scud-C missiles, citing intelligence authorities. The Defense Ministry said it could not confirm the report, saying more analysis needs to be done.

Scud-C missiles have a range of up to 300 miles, which could hit most of South Korea. The Rodong has a range of up to 800 miles, putting most parts of Japan within striking distance. Yonhap said, however, that the range of the Rodong missiles launched Saturday had been reduced.

U.N. resolutions ban North Korea from firing Scuds, medium-range missiles or long-range missiles. Among the U.N. measures is Resolution 1874, passed after North Korea's May 25 nuclear test, that prohibits any launch using ballistic missile technology.

The incredible shrinking sense of security....
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I suppose that is the REPORT FROM THE MIDDLE THIS JULY THE FOURTH -- I guess we will all go to the tractor pull at the Texas World Speedway later on...

That's news to me... From here in Brazos Valley where women are strong, men are doggedly handsome, and all children are above average.

T Minus Fourth of July 2009

Here enjoy some quotes to get you thinking about what Fourth really means. Feel free to reflect on a nugget of wisdom or two, share it as if it’s your own, then drown it in Patron, Amstel Light and smoke-infused beef until you forget you ever read it.
* Martin Luther King, Jr.: “Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.”
* Abraham Lincoln: “Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.”
* Dwight D. Eisenhower: “Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirits of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed–else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die.”
* Albert Camus: “Freedom is nothing but the chance to be better.”
* Robert J. McCracken: “We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls.”
* Thomas Paine: “Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.”
* James G. Blaine: “ The United States is the only country with a known birthday.”
* Aesop: “Better to starve than be a fat slave.”
* Jimmy Carter: “The best way to enhance freedom in other lands is to demonstrate here that our democratic system is worthy of emulation.”
* Paul Sweeney: “How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy.” [SOURCE]

4OJ 2K9

I just thought that would be a cool title for a blog today: "4OJ 2K9" like -- "4th of July 2009"... oh well happy fourth, lucky for you I have nothing to say this morning. HA!

I urge you to observe burn bans and to carry beef jerky with you everywhere you picnic ....and do attend Pribek.net for the best song today this morning [HERE] Jaco Pastorius Plays "Amerika"... especially you D2R2 if you're in touch today. It is how you and I feel inside... anyway.

Disturbed People: See Also -- America's Got Talent

International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.

"I don't care if you lick windows,

take the special bus

or occasionally pee on yourself..

You hang in there sunshine,

you're friggin' special"

Today's Messages:

Life is short,

Break the rules,

Forgive quickly,

Kiss slowly,

Love truly,

Laugh uncontrollably,

Regret nothing that makes you smile.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance the dance...