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Sunday, August 08, 2010

What's the Score?

The Score is: "Cocaine Dealers 0  --  Acronyms 2"

Containers in flotillas, crossing oceans to the waiting noses of a class of people who can afford this bulk recession-proof, luxury Brand of Leisuretronic powder .. Keynesian supply demand.. Just imagine a commercial space outfit of the future: micro-gravity weightlessness and cocaine, on the moon, Alice. Containers will be attached to Titan rockets on their way to itinerary ports-of-call Outer Space.
NDLEA alerts of another cocaine-laden container at Tincan Island
Latest News Aug 8, 2010  |   [SOURCE]
By Kenneth Ehigiator
" ... LAGOS — The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, has placed the Tin Can Island Port on strict surveillance over a tip off that another cocaine-laden container was on its way to the country.
This is coming barely two weeks after the agency intercepted a container load of 450.400kg of cocaine, which street value was estimated at N4 billion.
NDLEA Chairman/CEO, Alhaji Ahmadu Giade, who gave the order for the surveillance yesterday, said the suspected cocaine container belongs to the Chinese drug suspects under investigation.
According to him,“documents recovered from the suspects confirmed the importation of the second container into the country by another ship.
“The shipment was successfully tracked by the agency in collaboration with the British Serious Organised Crime Agency, SOCA, and United States Drug Enforcement Agency and found to have arrived Tin Can Island Port, Lagos.
According to him, the container will be publicly examined at the port in collaboration with other security and government agencies. ... "

1 comment:

Peter Egan said...

If one of those ever washes up on the shore near my house (I live on the water), nobody (me notwithstanding) would ever know of it.

The best I ever got was when I caught the bra of a murdered stripper whose dismembered body washed up on the shore I'm front of the condo I lived in at the time.

Cop saw me fishing with a dog and ran me off. I had not yet heard of her murder or body parts washing up outside my home.

I figured a couple had gone night fishing the evening prior, and become a little too frisky - an act I'd unintentionally walked up on in the past, but that's a story for another day.

I see all these stories about marijuana and cocaine washing up on shorelines or falling from planes, and in each instance the finder immediately alerted authority. I can't help but wonder how many such instances occur which are never made public because, you know, finders keepers, etc...

The lucky induviduals who find these bricks of botanical and chemical gold gain nothing for turning in their findings.

I honestly can't say how I would handle the discovery of 6-7 figures worth of black market goods. I'd like to think I'd find a way to monetize it without going to jail, but if such an unlikely scenario were to ever occur, I'd probably be too scared to keep it in my possession without alerting authorities.

As much as I hate to say it, I'd probably do what everyone else does (at least those that make the news), turn it in and not have to live in a state of fear and paranoia.

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