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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Sunday Funnies

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Friday, July 18, 2014

MooPig Cage Match :: "Selena G vs Selena Q"

Who Wins in this First Ever Cage Match?
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 18, 2014  |  Bryan TX

Selena Gomez Gets New Tattoo in Arabic : "The actress and "Come and Get It" singer, 21, got fresh ink from celebrity tattoo artist Bang Bang McCurdy, who inscribed the Arabic words that translate to "love yourself first" on her back below her right shoulder, E! News reports.

McCurdy posted a photo of Gomez on Instagram Wednesday after he'd completed his artwork. "
'via Blog this'

Selena Gomez


Selena Quintanilla

[Picture LINK] "... I'm gonna knock those tattoos right off that b**ch! ..." says Selena Q posthumously.

Although a generation separates them, these two should be allowed to go one on one, toe to toe, in the cage for three championship rounds. Maybe iCarly will film it, and Shake It Up Chicago will perform between rounds.


Thursday, July 17, 2014

Americans Have Spent Enough Money On A Broken Plane To Buy Every Homeless Person A Mansion | ThinkProgress

How Many Homeless can live in a Pontiac?
Mixed mashed Articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 17, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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Americans Have Spent Enough Money On A Broken Plane To Buy Every Homeless Person A Mansion | ThinkProgress: "Just days before its international debut at an airshow in the United Kingdom, the entire fleet of the Pentagon’s next generation fighter plane — known as the F-35 II Lightning, or the Joint Strike Fighter — has been grounded, highlighting just what a boondoggle the project has been. With the vast amounts spent so far on the aircraft, the United States could have worked wonders, including providing every homeless person in the U.S. a $600,000 home."
'via Blog this'

  • There are 610,042 homeless in the USA. "In January/2013 ... 610,042 people were homeless on a given night. Most (65 percent) were living in emergency shelters or transitional housing programs and 35 percent were living in unsheltered locations (LINK)..."
  • Over its life-cycle, estimated at about 55 years, operating and maintaining the F-35 fleet will cost the U.S. a little over $1 trillion. By contrast, the entirety of the Manhattan Project — which created the nuclear bomb from scratch — cost about $55 billion in today’s dollars (LINK) ..."


MooPig Architectural Nano-second :: "Homebuilding on the Go"

Blogging on the go presents homebuilding on wheels.

MooPig GWOT Department :: "WTF?"

Writing is a daily exercise. If I don't write for a few days I find I get squirrel-y. Also, writing regularly in a blog I get real adept at writing a short-short, but as soon as I miss a few days, I get raspy on the short-short.

I have written 3517 blog posts, 251 of them are unpublished drafts. They are the orphans. Here is one of those drafts that talks about GWOT, the Global War on Terrorism.

The Worldwide Network of US Military Bases | Global Research: "Twenty years later, US strategists, in an attempt to justify their military interventions in different parts of the World, have conceptualized the greatest fraud in US history, namely “the Global War on Terrorism” (GWOT). The latter, using a fabricated pretext  constitutes a global war against all those who oppose US hegemony. A modern form of slavery, instrumented through militarization and the “free market” has unfolded. Major elements of the conquest and world domination strategy by the US refer to:

1) the control of the world economy and its financial markets,

2) the taking over of all natural resources (primary resources and nonrenewable sources of energy). The latter constitute the cornerstone of US power through the activities of its multinational corporations."
'via Blog this'


Thursday, July 10, 2014

MooPig Wetlands Department :: "Galveston Seaweed"

Sargassum Seaweed makes a Long Trek to get to the Beaches of Galveston
Mixed martial articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 4, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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"...The Sargasso Sea features in classic fantasy stories by William Hope Hodgson, such as his novel The Boats of the "Glen Carrig" (1907), Victor Appleton's Don Sturdy novel, Don Sturdy in the Port of Lost Ships: Or, Adrift in the Sargasso Sea, and several related short stories. Jules Verne's Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea describes the Sargasso Sea and gives an account of its formation (Wiki LINK)..."

Galveston seaweed is back – and it’s a good thing - Your Houston News: News: "Smell aside, what may be temporarily “worse” for recreational beach-users is actually best in the long run. Galveston does not haul away seaweed for just that reason – it helps nourish the soil and prevents erosion.
"... In fact, some beach areas are left untouched by maintenance crews, others including beach parks, beach access points and beaches bordering residential areas are cleaned for easier use and access. Workers in some areas use front-end loaders to move mounds of seaweed along dunes located near the Seawall. This occurs daily, sometimes as early as 2 a.m., and helps to build up dunes and preserve sand, according to the Parks Board."
'via Blog this'
“Seaweed is a gift to our beaches from Mother Nature, but we also understand it coincides with peak tourism season and there may be a lack of education on why the seaweed remains on the beach,” said Park Board Executive Director Kelly de Schaun. “We have the tough job of balancing the need for providing aesthetically pleasing beaches while encouraging environmental conservation. (MICHAEL REED. May 10, 2012. LINK) ”
When humanity finally figures out how the intricacies of Nature's work maintains our blue marble planet, will then we evolve into more rational Beings? I hope so.


Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Sunday Funnies

North Carolina man sees John Franks in his apple...

Butts have it this week...

 World Cup is over on July 13th

Work Space ... suggestions?

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