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Monday, January 26, 2015

MooPig Recipe Department :: "Mack Eplen's in Abilene"

Abilene Businesses that are Gone but not Forgotten
Mashed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 26, 2015  |  Bryan TX

This is a little followup on a recent post in MOM2POP about a chili cook-off many years ago in Flatonia, TX.

The Internet seems chuck full of recipes. MooPig is a big eater, and connoisseur of FOOD. We have even been accused of being "sleep-eaters," lurking about the refrigerator in the middle of the night.

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Sunday, January 18, 2015

MooPig Appreciating Art Nano-second :: "Daily Duty"

Re-directed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell |  Jan 18, 2014  |  Bryan TX

Sitting and shitting may be the only thing humanity shares universally with each human doing his own daily bid'ness. Yes, this article could be under MooPig's Department of Scatology, but it is art work of a daily duty shared by all. Have a look.

Artist Paints World Leaders on the Toilet… | artFido's Blog: "Just when you thought you’d seen it all, Italian artist Cristina Guggeri comes along and blows it out of the water with her latest series called Il Dovere Quotidiano, or “The Daily Duty”. In this series, Guggeri sets out to ‘humanize’ the world’s leaders by imaging what they might look like on the toilet."
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Everything has been already done in art, architecture, and life in general.

Depend on MooPig to keep you informed. We will be monitoring all forms of excrement through out the world, and maybe make some charts up, and possibly mash a bunch of articles together to help you in your scatological pursuits. Remember -- we at MooPig will always be better than FOX News! Don't want to set the barre too high now.

Things we still want to know:

  • Has Bill Gates entered the stage where he locks himself in a Hotel room and doesn't bathe?
  • What became of the Westboro Baptist Church media whores?
  • Does Jose still work for Kennedy Underground Utilities Company? His job was to find water, no matter where he was.
  • If I put Erika Eleniak's picture on this post, will it become a number one in page-views post?
  • Why do networks pixel-ate out sponsors on UFC fighters' shorts and shirts when they show reruns of their fights?
  • Why does my foot shake when I type? Is that restless leg syndrome? I am, after all, almost 60. 


MooPig Day of Lists Department :: "Do you like Lists?"

Life-Hack Brings lists-of-stuff to the Table
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 18, 2015  |  Bryan TX

Are we succeeding? Hmmm ... good question.

20 Signs You're Succeeding In Life Even If You Don't Feel You Are: "Here are 20 signs that you are succeeding in life: 1. Your relationships are less dramatic than they used to be. Drama is not maturity. As we age, we should develop maturity. So maybe your relationships were drama-filled in your past, but if you have moved beyond that, then you are successful."
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I have to be in a special mood to enjoy Lists. I have to be somewhat fatigued, and somewhat hungry to appreciate a good list of "20 Things ... "

This bit caught my eye. Now I have to resist that mid-afternoon snack that is calling to me.


Monday, January 05, 2015

MooPig Star Crossed Department :: Stardust

A Year on Neptune
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 19, 2014  |  Bryan TX

I thought of this title before I thought of what to write.

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MooPig Business Ethics Department :: "Bush Family Value$..."

Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 5, 2015  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] "...[the painting] borders on the visionary, the absurd, the perverse, the frat boy. Each echoes the same isolation in small space. Rumination without guilt.(Jerry Saltz. 2/8/2013. LINK  )..."

We cannot wish bad luck on mega-turds like the Bushes. That would be a tiny drip in the sea of ill will that surrounds the Bushes and their ilk of minions. The only tsunami that could drown the Bushes would be for them to have a change of heart.

Instead we wish them Happy New Year, and Fa -la -la -la -lidays to boot. Hucksters seem to rise out of Texas, even if they are originally from out East. Yankees drove to Dixie for two hundred years and see how they run? The Bushes are damn Yankees from Kennebunkport, Maine. Yes?

We, at Business Ethics Department do not have to point out the Bushes' carpet bagging drollery. Bodies of work by the Bushes themselves prove the points that the Bushes are relegated to Texas panhandler trailer trash. The curses riding on their heads invites one to speculate once again the rise of an anti-Christ.

Please read this article from MJ:
Bush Family Value$ | Mother Jones: "a web of insider stock deals and mounting debt "a lot of jiggery-pokery.""
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Since the Bushes are so successfully entrenched in the oil business as transplanted Texans, we could conclude that all of Texans follow the Bushes' model of business ethics, or Sans-ethics in this case. Whoa there partner, does that include everyone in the oil business from Texas?

It kind of makes me want to jump out of an airplane, without a parachute.


Sunday, January 04, 2015

Sunday Funnies :: Syntax

 Yes, size matters ... in  my cameras.

Syntax ^ >

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