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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

MooPig Site Review :: "Deep Underground Military Bases?? -- YIKES!" PART ONE


MooPig Site Review
by Pat Darnell | September 20, 2011 | Bryan TX

D.U.M.B. -- Deep Underground Military Bases, have been the subject of much rumor and conjecture. Do they really exist and have they been destroyed in recent months. We don't think we will get answers to our questions any time soon. REad the entire ARticle HERE.

Appearing in many discussions on the Web is the notion that the recent earthquakes in Virginia and Colorado were caused by deep underground explosions. How does a conclusion like that come about? The following "long' article gives modal evidence of the reason and result of these two "unrelated" earthquakes.

Two Underground Cities Destroyed On 8-23-2011? | Before It's News:
Recently, these sources informed him that the earthquakes that occurred in Colorado and the Washington DC area, surrounding August 22nd and 23rd, were, in fact, apparently nuclear strikes against underground military facilities.
[These underground bases] have been built by the US government, ostensibly since the early 1960s, at the cost of trillions of dollars of undocumented taxpayer money that is going into these“black projects.”
The reason why I contacted Benjamin Fulford is I had [first] read this on his blog [and was amazed.]
Then I started to contact my own sources, which have been built up over being a public figure on the Internet since 1999—and gaining the trust of many people in various classified programs.
I was absolutely astonished when I started to ask around and found out that everyone I know, with one exception who probably wasn’t on a need-to-know basis, confirmed that this attack did happen. (Wilcock, David. 16 Sep 2011. LINK) ... "
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NASA Talk -- Mysteries Revealed

SpaceShots: The Best New Photos of Our Universe

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  September 21, 2011  |  Bryan TX


August 15, 2011 -- NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has spotted the signature of flat carbon flakes, called graphene, in space. If confirmed, this would be the first-ever cosmic detection of the material -- which is arranged like chicken wire in flat sheets that are one atom thick.

Graphene was first synthesized in a lab in 2004, and subsequent research on its unique properties garnered the Nobel Prize in 2010. It's as strong as it is thin, and conducts electricity as well as copper. Some think it's the "material of the future," with applications in computers, screens on electrical devices, solar panels and more.
Source: NASA

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Sunday, September 18, 2011

All Blacks Rugby: MooPig is a Fan -- "Rugby World Cup Latest News"

Ireland's victory over Tri-Nations champions, Australia
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | September 17, 2011 | Bryan TX


BBC News - Rugby World Cup: Ireland put Australia to the sword: "But Ireland grew in confidence and secured their first World Cup win over the Wallabies."

'via Blog this'
EXCERPT  |  ... "You always want to play a team at full tilt, the fact that David Pocock was unfortunate enough to be out injured, I'm sure he'll come back and play a big part in the tournament, but you can only play what's out against you.

"Our guys played well tonight, it is the first time our backrow combination has had a game together and they can get stronger from tonight's performance."

The forward effort was only matched by a phenomenal support on a wet and windy night in Auckland.

Irish fans and New Zealand locals dressed in green hoping the Six Nations side could turn over the All Blacks' rivals, made up the majority of the 60,000 crowd at Eden Park as they roared their, or adopted, side on.

"It felt like a home game and definitely when you are tired and struggling for a second wind or a third wind that cheer can often be the boost you need," O'Driscoll said.

"Hopefully we can continue with great Irish support - and anyone else who wants to jump on the bandwagon." (Online editor on Sun, 18 Sep 2011. HERE)


MooPig's "Lifetime Fan" Department :: Tina Turner

The Queen of Rock and Roll
by Pat Darnell | September 17, 2011 | Bryan TX

In 2001 someone wrote "as ... all things collectible rises to dizzying heights, there is no category growing in popularity faster than African American history."

Black Stars magazine, Johnson Publications, was a periodical for the Black general public, especially young people. It focused on entertainment celeb's, and featured lifestyle expose'. It influenced the 1970's as it reflected clothing styles and costuming of Black entertainers who were asserting themselves.

Tina Turner, born Anna Mae Bullock; November 26, 1939, is an American singer and actress whose career has spanned more than 50 years. She now enjoys the attention of International Fan Clubs.

One of the world's most popular entertainers, Turner has been called the most successful female rock artist and was named "one of the greatest singers of all time" by Rolling Stone.

Her combined album and single sales total approximately 180 million copies worldwide. She has sold more concert tickets than any other solo music performer in history.

In 2008, Turner left semi-retirement to embark on her Tina!: 50th Anniversary Tour. Turner's tour became one of the highest selling ticketed shows of 2008–2009.

Turner was born a Baptist, but converted to Buddhism and credits the spiritual chants with giving her the strength that she needed to get through the rough times.

Rolling Stone ranked her at 63 on their 100 greatest artists of all time and considers her the "Queen of Rock and Roll".



Saturday, September 17, 2011

MooPig's "Who Would Win in a Bar Fight #1"

We Think it is a David-Goliath Thing
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  September 17, 2011  |  Bryan TX

[T]ypical of most small business people. We work as unknowns, in industrial parks and incubators and offices above strip malls. We're all looking for the big contract, the home run, the hole-in-one opportunity that makes us rich. It doesn't happen. It's years of work that makes it happen.
Brock Lesnar
Height: 6'3, Weight: 265 lbs., Reach: 81.0 in., Stance: Orthodox, Age: 33
Summary: Size, wrestling ability, athleticism
Striking accuracy 77% (156 of 203)
Takedown accuracy 60% (11 of 19)
Two-time All-American wrestler at the University of Minnesota (1999 and 2000), 2000 NCAA National Champion in wrestling, 1999 NCAA Runner-Up in wrestling, 1998 Junior College National Champion
Brock Lesnar

--  OR  --

Glenn Beck

Glenn "el Cigano dos" Beck
Height: 6', Weight: 200 lbs., Reach: 70.0 in., Stance: Orthodox, Age: 47
Summary: Pontificating, Haircut, Genuflecting, Chalk Talking, He's had problems with drugs and alcohol in the past. He's suffered from depression, suicidal tendencies and mental illness. As sad as that sounds, it puts him in the same class of other highly successful people.
Striking accuracy 47% (253 of 536)
Takedown accuracy 50% (1 of 2)
Frustrated Academician brown belt under Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, unbeatable conjectural scientist, Brazilian kickboxing Heavyweight dummy, Bahia State champion in submission, Glenn Beck's measurements it's not a "Stade" but rather a "Stadion" Which in the Phoenician-Egyptian way of measuring things comes out at 209m or 685.52ft. Not 606. HUh?

Glenn Beck -- " ... The guy just talks, non-stop for an hour. He writes stuff on a chalkboard. He interacts with his reverently faithful audience who are nodding at every word. He looks into the camera with such intensity that you feel a little self-conscious looking back at the TV. He says a lot of stuff that makes a lot of sense. And he says a lot of stuff that just sounds like complete lunacy. That's because he's clearly a smart guy. And he may very well be a lunatic too.
But one thing's for sure: Glenn Beck is the ultimate small business guy. I respect that. (LINK) ... "


Sunday, September 11, 2011

WINNER :: "BEST Headline for 9/11"

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | September 11, 2011 | Bryan TX

 [Donna D'Errico PHOTO LINK]
Sep 11 2011 Exclusive by Mike Merritt, Sunday Mail
BAYWATCH star Donna D'Errico is to join the hunt for a Scot who went missing while searching for Noah's Ark.
The actress will join an expedition to Mount Ararat in Turkey in January to help find Donald Mackenzie.
"Baywatch babe hunts for Scot who went missing while looking for Noah's Ark - The Daily Record:"

Donald Mackenzie
[Donald Mackenzie PHOTO LINK]
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Noah's Ark
 [NOAH's Ark Picture LINK]

Donna D'Errico

Maori Warriors Perform Traditional Haka Dance - Fox News Video - Fox News

Maori Warriors Perform Traditional Haka Dance - Fox News Video - Fox News:
USA Rugby team lost to New Zealand today in the tournament. However the USA team will still be facing Russia next. If you follow MooPig then you understand the mention of this sport as part of MooPig's mystique. HA!

The war dance made famous by the All Blacks Rugby Union team was composed by a notoriously aggressive Maori chief, Te Rauparaha, after his lucky escape from enemies in the 1820s.

As the legend goes, he hid from them in a food-storage pit, and when he climbed out he was met by a friendly chief, Te Whareangi (the "hairy man").

The war cry tells this story:

If you receive this post via email, you need only click on the LINK above to see the New Zealand Haka Dance as it is performed in the streets on opening day of Rugby World Cup.
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Ka mate, ka mate! ka ora! ka ora!

Ka mate! ka mate! ka ora! ka ora!

Tenei te tangata puhuruhuru

Nana nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra

A, upane! ka upane!

A, upane, ka upane, whiti te ra!


'Tis death! 'tis death! (or: I may die) 'Tis life! 'tis life! (or: I may live)

'Tis death! 'tis death! 'Tis life! 'tis life!

This the hairy man that stands here...

who brought the sun and caused it to shine

A step upward, another step upward!

A step upward, another... the Sun shines!


Saturday, September 10, 2011

Report from the Middle :: "Middle Class Security"

Obama Lauds 'Cornerstones of Middle Class Security' | Video - ABC News:

'via Blog this'
Retrievals and Text by Pat Darnell  |  September 10, 2011  |  Bryan TX

Central to the actions in Detroit Labor Movement has been to not only "make it through this [Double Dip] Recession ... " but to leap frog beyond. Bubba Obama calls for initiative in workers to take advantage of the latest results of big three Auto makers showing profits. He claims that "we" have invested in innovative manufacturing that will grow our exports.

He said the same thing in his Address to the Congress, last week.

What do we mean to restore Middle Class Security? He says the best rule is to base our economy on results from "hard work;" where "gaming the economy" no longer pays off.

Labor and Business is on board but Congress needs to "get on board."

Obama claims he will put "us" back to work with programs that Repubs and Dems can agree upon. Open new markets and work for tax cuts that don't effect the worker, but tax the largess, he says.

'Lawd have Mercy -- can Barry Obama really scare up the sleeping giant, America's Middle Class? Will he whip up a batch of Labor-matics starting in Detroit.

People from Detroit sometimes comment in MooPig Wisdom. They most often tell us that Detroit is the closest thing to a socialist state that exists in the USA. Let us reflect on that a bit.

This angry three headed sentry dog keeps rearing up on its hind legs: Socialism, Middle Class, and Work. How do we justify using Socialist tactics in our legislation of money procurement for our Federal Government? We just cannot. Is Barry Obama jousting with jobs for votes in his re-election bid performance?

The opposition, Republicans, is as adamant today as they were in Reagan's years about any socialist meandering. Republicans are willing to set up sentry's at all the mentioned gates of Socialistic "reforms," to stymy its progress. Reform in our country is becoming a question of Socialism versus Business-as-usual. Republicans are staunch "anti-socialism" and it looks like they are "anti-labor-unions" as well.

Detroit is broke, but the three auto makers are roiling in profits. I think that says about all there is to say about the Socialist State of Michigan. Workers in Detroit who are listing and sinking are saying they are entitled to a job at which they dictate what the job is.

The president covers himself by saying [paraphrased] "... We don't want to get back to where we were before this Recession; rather leap frog ahead to where we are the best auto maker in the world."

Later in his Address to Congress Barry Obama said: [praphrase] " ... If Americans are driving Toyota and Honda  then for sure Japanese will be driving Ford, Chevy and Chrysler ..."

That's MooPig's Report from the Middle; where Men are good looking, Women are strong, and Children are all gifted and talented... and most often they look a gift horse straight in the mouth.
TAGS: agent provocateur, agitprop, autarky, cabal, egalitarianism, federalism, hegemony, plenipotentiary, popular sovereignty, socialism

WARNING :: "This Post is Full of Reference LINKS ... !"

[Picture LINK] " ... Rather than placating the poor with government hand-outs, wrote Cloward and Piven, activists should work to sabotage and destroy the welfare system; the collapse of the welfare state would ignite a political and financial crisis that would rock the nation... "

Pajamas Media » The Five Most Catastrophic Hidden Costs of the Obama Presidency:  "Kyle-Anne Shiver is an independent journalist and a frequent contributor to American Thinker. She welcomes your comments "
READ Entire Article [HERE]  'via Blog this'
EXCERPT  | " ... But as all litigators worth their salt wind up telling every claims-award jury, the most catastrophic costs to victims are those which are less tangible and remain hidden from cursory view. We recognize this litigious category as “pain and suffering.”

So, on behalf of my fellow Americans, here is my [Kyle-Anne Shiver] list of the 5 most horrendous hidden costs of the Obama presidency:
5. President Obama’s pass-the-buck, blame-it-on-the-other-guy, it-was-just-bad-luck performance as a no-account “leader” sends a horrible message to our youth.
4. ObamaCare Lawsuits by more than half the states at a combined hidden cost of thousands of dollars per hour – per hour!
3. Obama’s federal regulations, growing like kudzu in uncontrolled, maniacal frenzy, form a stranglehold on American business.
2. The specter of uncertainty haunts every American in Obama’s Changeopoly Blitzkrieg.
1. The Great Demoralization of America under Obama. (Shiver, K-A. Aug 24, 2011) ... "

[ ... Not withholding ... ]
" ...

Reader's COMMENT: by babydoc
EXCERPT  |  " ... Obama, if actually trying to be a good American president, is an abyssmal failure. If he is an agent of the Cloward-Piven strategy [See: also HERE --2008, HERE -- 2010, and HERE --2009] ... to collapse our constitutional republic, he has been frighteningly successful.

Health care is not a right, unless you believe that all physicians, nurses, pharmacists and technicians are nothing more than slaves to the uneducated masses.

Employment is not a right either. An employer has to hire an employee, and the crushing costs imposed upon entrepeneurs by our socialist pseudo-intellectual politicians have been making such hiring ever closer to impossible with each new counterproductive federal regulation. It is, in fact, the federal spending (for the sole purpose of buying the votes of the uneducated, the lazy, and the covetous) that is destroying the greatest national economy in the history of the world.

Even if you taxed everyone earning more than $200,000/year at 100%, you would only raise an additional $70 billion dollars – which is a freaking rounding error in an Obama budget with deficits each year of his misrule of between $1.29 and $1.65 TRILLION!

If you think the disgustingly misnamed ‘progressive’ ideology works so well, then why don’t you move to Greece, Spain, Cuba, North Korea or some similar country that lives by your preferred economic slavery?

Let those of us mature enough to know that one must EARN one’s income through hard work and due diligence – and be allowed to keep said income rather than have it stolen by slimey political plantation owners – have our liberty as our Constitution so beautifully states.

I cannot wait for the communist currently occupying the White House to be voted out of office, and I hope all his Keynesian acolytes remain unemployed for the rest of our national welfare. (babydoc. Aug 24, 2011. LINK)

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U.S. Postal Service :: Will Congress Save it?


U.S. Postal Service May End Without Congressional Action | Video - ABC News:
I talked to the wife of a Postal worker yesterday. I asked her if they are worried about the closing of the Postal Service. She said, "Eh..."

I took that to mean, "so what."

Then she added: " They'll never shut down the Post Office."

If she doesn't worry, then I am guessing all others who do not depend on the Post Office absolutely don't care either.

Just checkin'. 'via Blog this'
" ... One of the US governments biggest affirmative action programs – the US Postal Service- is proposing to cut 120,000 jobs and withdraw from Obamacare:
The financially strapped U.S. Postal Service is proposing to cut its workforce by 20 percent and to withdraw from the federal health and retirement plans because it believes it could provide benefits at a lower cost.
In a notice informing employees of its proposals — with the headline “Financial crisis calls for significant actions” — the Postal Service said, “We will be insolvent next month due to significant declines in mail volume and retiree health benefit pre-funding costs imposed by Congress.”
During the past four years, the service lost $20 billion, including $8.5 billion in fiscal 2010. Over that period, mail volume dropped by 20 percent. (Mayor. August 12th, 2011. LINK) ... "

Andy Says:
August 12th, 2011 at 10:53 am
Mayor, I do not have the standard gripes with the USPS that so many do. For 14 years, I’ve used them exclusively for shipping my product both domestically and abroad. Thousands and thousands of packages…and not ONE glitch.


But $41.15 as an average wage? Really? I mean, you are talking “hourly???” I’m wondering if that is the total employee cost per hour…wages, benefits, retirement, health care, etc. I’ve got to look in to that.

And, you are correct. In a rollback, women and minorities will be hardest hit.

Technology definitely will doom the USPS. Hell, if it weren’t for the junk mail it would be defunct already. And, retailers are abandoning that soon, I’m sure. We already are signed up to get our flyers by e-mail from the merchants we frequent. They’ll all wise up eventually, and drop dead tree ads.

There will be weeping, and wailing amongst the masses of USPS employees, no doubt. The truth is that like ALL federal agencies (pseudo as the USPS may be), they’ve over-promised, and demanded too little productivity for high wages. It’s gonna be interesting to see what is left of it. (Andy. August 5, 2011. LINK)


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Yeah, I got a Haircut... Buwaaaaah!

Sunday, September 04, 2011

MooPig Finds a New Theme Song :: "Confusion" -- The Last Fakers

Give a Listen ... L'awd have Mercy!
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  From Anthony Turner youTube  |  Sep 4, 2011  |  Bryan TX
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MooPig Activism :: "You can only Crucify a Worker Once"

One Giant End of 2010 Mess
by Pat Darnell

Exhausting of all unemployment benefit's allowed to you by law.

99 weeks of unemployment is the maximum allowed by law in any given state with Federal and State extended benefits.

Example: Tom's a 99'er and I don't know how much longer he'll be able to pay his bills if he does not get a job or some help. (Urban Dictionary)

Saturday, September 03, 2011

China has the world's largest online population with 485 million users

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | August 30, 2011 | Bryan TX

Internet Use becomes THE Way of Life for Billions
MooPig Wisdom tells us that the complexity of Chinese language arts is 'Probably" a strong argument for why advanced mathematical minds come from China. And it isn't just China but all through the Orient ... but MooPig thinks the common link is the "Pictograph" nomenclature of the derived languages based on Chinese. It is so complicated to learn the written language, that more of the brain is utilized to cipher. This makes young Chinese very adept at math: one of our MooPig ad hoc theories.

That said; mathematical minds will inquire in special ways. It is a good gamble to anticipate that China online activity will grow into the billions. It won't take long either.

MooPig thinks it is not a simple consequence, but rather a colossal dispensation. What society has been able to resist Western Civilazation's Sugar, Blue Jeans, or iPods over the decades? None. And every Chinese wants those things that percolate the Internet: Chocolate, Denim, Hair, More Functional Genitals, and Financial Freedom! Don't laugh.

When China bureaucratic wonks block certain websites, we know that Internet Users will go to servers elsewhere to download what they seek. In its first days as an Internet user, MooPig could find ways to search out information that was blocked in the USA, by going through other servers such as those in Poland. It was too easy.

MooPig suggests the dispensation of Internet use to billions of Chinese will create enormous demand throughout the USA. So gear up, and call your agent to book you in Beijing. Get a gig in Shanghai. China has the world's largest online population with 485 million users:
People are seen surfing the web at an internet cafe in Beijing. Sina, the popular Twitter-like service which operates in China, has contacted millions of users warning them to ignore false reports, in a sign of growing official unease over the rise of social networking sites. Source: AFP - Copyright AFP 2008, AFP stories and photos shall not be published, broadcast, rewritten for broadcast or publication or redistributed directly or indirectly in any medium    'via Blog this'


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