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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

MooPig Report from the Middle -- PRIVATIZATION : the Game, Part TWO, UPDATE

by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 31, 2012  |  Bryan TX
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DISNEY TO ACQUIRE LUCASFILM LTD. | The Walt Disney Company: "Lucasfilm to join company's global portfolio of world class brands including Disney, ESPN, Pixar, Marvel and ABC."

'via Blog this'

Marvelous, now you can summon your Earnings Per Share, EPS, on your Disney stock... and watch that blue chipper soar... or not. Is this just another old guy looking to cash in on his long held business?

With Star Wars Episode 7 due out in 2015 ... will it be animated totally using zoo animals? I think we can forget about creativity for now. This is 'bidness' and it talks mighty to the net earnings crowd. Like we say at MooPig Creative Counsel Meetings, the more bidness, the less creativity.

With all bidness practices now being challenged throughout the world, I wonder if the New World Order Crowd has upgraded their modus operandi. Has Rothschild decided to change his name again; to something more NWO-ie... like "Zanzibar," or *[Google: 'catchy new world order names']* ... phone rings, dead air and some heavy breathing, no one talking... "Nibiru" new world order News planet ...?

We have obliterated the fine lines between one-of-a-kind creative genius in our time. Tragic, but true. It is our post-modern contribution to arts and entertainment; for now. You want it and you want it now, no point in telling you that "what you want" has a one year delivery time on it!

Disney should own all the cartoony stuff... why not? One day satellite Disney will start to orbit the earth like the moon, and we will have Wizards of Waverly on our headsets.

I still say we should lease Washington, DC, to Disney for 99 years, and let them turn it into a theme park. Criminy, yes, and then let the federal government could move around to different cities every six years. Most two term Presidencies last about six years, the last two years of presidency are lame duck activities like foreign affairs, and catching up on state trips around the world that weren't taken in the first six years.

Sure thing: six years in Denver, another six in Salt Lake City, hell maybe even a six year gig in Paris, who knows... the federal government butt buddies could govern from across the pond, away from all this climate change malady.

Oh, what about the federal government paper stuff? We know that can be housed in a medium sized metal building in a secret place provided by our military. We should make sure the terabyte computers are all waterproof though... *[lessons learned from Hurricanes Sandy and Katrina.]*

How It Works/Example: Let's assume that during the fourth quarter, Company DISNEY GALAXY reported net income of $400 trillion. During the same time frame, the company had a total of 10 million shares outstanding. In this particular case, the company's quarterly earnings per share (or EPS) would be ...

... hmmmmm calculated as follows: *[wait a minute we need a calculator... call the Calculator Department, Nathan]*

... $400 trillion / 10 million shares = $4,000,000 or at current dollars adjusted for future inflation is about $0.40 centavos ....

So, keep believing in your blue chipper funds, they will certainly keep the private sector alive, just barely.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

MooPig Cage Match #8 :: One for the Kids

by Pat Darnell   |  Oct 30, 2012  |  Bryan TX

MooPig can " ... exclusively report that the Russo family (Wizards) are going to be taking a family vacation to Hawaii on the S.S. Tipton and cross paths with Hannah Montana and the troublesome twins (Suite Life on Deck). ... " Will it result in a Cage Match???!!!

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Wizards of Waverly Place

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The Suite Life on Deck 

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 " ... Three years ago it was reported that these three blockbuster kids shows would gather under one roof.  (MON, 20 APRIL 2009) You heard right! Three of Disney Channel’s most popular shows — Hannah Montana, The Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life On Deck — are teaming up for one giant crossover episode. ... "

We're thinking CAGE MATCH ...!

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Monday, October 29, 2012

MooPig Site Review :: Ralph Nader Article

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 29, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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Capitol Hill’s Rabid, Ravaging Republicans | Common Dreams: "Even worse are what many of them wanted to summarily abolish, such as the EPA, OSHA, and the IRS. The meat-axe Republicans have trouble telling the public how the important functions performed by these agencies would be handled. The Republicans dismiss the work of health and safety agencies as junk science (e.g. regarding climate change). Fortunately, the Senate has rejected most of their madness."

'via Blog this'

Read Articles, you be the judge, then Google: "Mormon Mafia, Benghazi, CIA..."


Saturday, October 27, 2012

MooPig Site Review :: "Sandusky School of Polite"

Here Comes the Hater... Heavy is the Hand
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 27, 2012  |  Bryan TX
[Picture LINK] " ... No, I am not a member of the Catholic Church because the Pope is the Anti-Christ. Besides, what kind of man sits back and lets children be sexually abused. Even Joe Paterno knows better than that. ... "

In recent years naturally curious people look for signs of the anti-christ. Here is one sign that keeps coming up. The saviour man. In the case of Jerry Sandusky, using secondary sources of course, "attorney, Michael Rozen, estimated that 20 to 25 accusers have come forward, including the eight who testified at Sandusky's trial in June. (By GENARO C. ARMAS (Associated Press) | The Associated Press – 10 hours ago. HERE)"

One clue for us folks in identifying the antichrist is delayed recognition of the heinous crimes committed by this marauder twerp. We won't find out about his "sex" crimes until long after it has happened. Why is that? Our legal system has to wade through evidence before pointing a finger at the abuser. Seems fair until one is the victim.
" ... Attorneys for the administrators said in separate motions filed earlier this week that they're still reviewing thousands of documents containing millions of pages that may be relevant to the case — and that they expect even more documents to come in subject to subpoenas and the discovery process. That's a pretrial phase when the prosecution must turn over its evidence to the defense. (AP. 12 hours and 36 minutes ago. HERE ) ... "
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Another clue is in the nature of the charismatic beast who as entertainer can't get enough attention. He thinks his act is the only act in town. Victims come in all forms to the antichrist, and we won't know about any of it until it is long over...
" ... Sandusky, 68, was sentenced to at least 30 years in jail this month following his conviction on 45 criminal counts of child sex abuse. Authorities said the allegations occurred on and off campus. ... "
Meanwhile, elsewhere,

 Cops mull 'arrest strategy' as BBC sex scam grows - The Times of India: "The officer, Commander Peter Spindler, described Savile, who died last October at 84, as "undoubtedly" one of the most prolific sex offenders in recent British history, during a 50-year career as a self-styled pied piper for the young, the sick and the lonely. " ... Spindler said that in preliminary interviews with 130 of the potential victims, 114 of them had accused Savile of criminal behaviour ranging from "inappropriate touching" to rape. Of the 300 complainants, he said, all but 2 have been female. " (John F Burns & Alan Cowell, NYT News Service | Oct 27, 2012, HERE)... "

'via Blog this'

" ... Although investigators had found no evidence of a "pedophile ring", as some published accounts in UK have suggested, he said a number of "living people" were under investigation. ... "
EXCERPT  |  "... An article on The Guardian's website, citing no sources, said the newspaper "understands" that "names of at least three doctors" who worked at hospitals linked to Savile over decades had been passed to police investigators, with "claims that they were at the heart of a loose network of child abusers connected with Savile." Spindler said his investigation, code-named Operation Yewtree, had not yet led to any arrests, but he implied that they might not be far off when he said the police were preparing "an arrest strategy."
CONCLUSION   |   It pays to go out and explore the Internet. You can find clues and answers to today's befuddlements.


Thursday, October 25, 2012

Housing Solutions Moot

Can't Seem to find your Rewards in the Global Economy?
by Pat Darnell  | Oct 25, 2012  |  Bryan TX

Maybe there is a local problem...

While the number of homes sold was down 1.7 percent from August, the median selling price has now risen for seven straight months. That hadn't happened since 2005-2006.

U.S. Government Sues Wells Fargo In Mortgage Case... October 9, 2012 The government alleges the bank knew some loans it issued did not meet federal requirements.


Wednesday, October 24, 2012

He Who Hasn't Visited The Sty Should Not Sling Mud

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) is tragically hit by a car and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance."Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator."Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really? I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...”
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil smiles at him and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning,

Today You Voted!!!!!

Vote wisely, November 6, 2012

MooPig Graphiques and Rewildings :: Detroit Sweeps the Yank's!!

EXCERPT  |  " ... Welcome, my fellow Yankees fans, but please stop pointing your fingers at Alex Rodriguez! Our historic ALCS sweep at the hands of the detestable Detroit Tigers happened because we are merely victims of circumstance and once again find ourselves on the wrong side of luck! (Rob Iracane. 23 hours ago. HERE)
[ ... ]
" ... Do we wipe out a season of greatness merely because the final four games were an unprecedented disaster? No! Do we call out the offenders who led us into the toilet anyway? Yes!... "

And so on, and so on, ... blah, blah, blah, chitter -- BALK!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

MooPig's Debate Watch :: "Comments From the Street"

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 23, 2012  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] ...  "WASHINGTON, — You watched the conventions, you’ve been bombarded by political ads, you’ve seen the candidates umpteen times on the evening news, and you may have even heard President Obama and Mitt Romney speak from the stump in person. And in the last couple of weeks you have seen the polls in swing states shift dramatically in favor of President Obama.
Now with less than a few weeks before Election Day, November 6, comes that watershed moment, the Presidential Debates. It can be make or break time for a candidate, especially for Mitt Romney, who has had a bad few weeks. ... "

From the STREETS ...
Jason Williams
We also don't have many horses and bayonets *dead*.....
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Kevin Hendrix Have u seen anyone as slimy and slippery as Mitt???
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Gina Moore-Sanders And we have these ships that go underwater that are called nuclear submarines!
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Scott Hite So telling a republiCorp "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" is actually feasible?
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Mario Diaz do we still have those cool looking powdered wigs??
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Eric OccupyChicago Roberts Can you believe that conservatives are saying stupid shit like "the marines still use bayonets and horses"....apparently they do not know that fewer/less does not mean none. I also heard one saying that ships don;t go under the water...only submarines...I am amazed at the stupidity of people on the right. Can they really be that fucking stupid? Or is ti just show?
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Khadijah Fakhrid-Deen and we have these aircraft carriers that planes land on lol
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Mario Diaz no they really are that stupid
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Eric OccupyChicago Roberts Something i did learn tonight. The Army apparently stopped doing bayonet training in 2010. I remeber my bayonet training when i was in the Army. Fun stuff. Nothing like shredding dummies with a slashing weapon...w00t!
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Mario Diaz they'd eat shit if you told them it was pudding
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Gina Moore-Sanders @Eric OccupyChicago -- He's trying to bring back betamax, too.
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Earl Lewis Romney spent half this debate and was agreed with obama....i can't stand his flip flopping behind
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Eric OccupyChicago Roberts ROFL Gina!
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Eric OccupyChicago Roberts The final CNN/ORC post-debate poll shows 48% of respondents who watched the third presidential debate thought President Barack Obama won the event, compared to 40% who thought Mitt Romney won.
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Gina Moore-Sanders Well this group supports Romney >>
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Eric OccupyChicago Roberts 40% think Romney won? WTF drugs are these people taking? I want some.
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Earl Lewis i'd vote for mitt if he said something
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Eric OccupyChicago Roberts Whitehouse bought that Gina...
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Earl Lewis I can't vote for a candidate whose own state isn't voting for him....HOWS THAT FOR A FACT!!!!
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Eric OccupyChicago Roberts You have nothing to fear Earl...he won't ever say anything smart.
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Mario Diaz i wouldnt wait on that bus Earl
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Gina Moore-Sanders There are no smart ones in that multiple personality disorder of his... Ann Coultergiest did call Obama a "retard"
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Gina Moore-Sanders You know @Earl that does take one talented to throw away all that kind of money, but I guess they're betting on the people being stupid or force the change in voting to where smart people can't vote.
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Kalik K Crick From the same CNN poll 25 said they will vote for Romney and 24 said they'll vote for Obama. 50% no difference..
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Scott Hite I hear they've got Buffalo soldiers too. We will invade Iran on a blazing herd of buffalos.
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Kalik K Crick Romney 2012
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Patrick Darnell Robmoney: "Well, if I can't screw it, or throw money at it, it's not worth my time...."
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Monday, October 22, 2012

MooPig Economic Crisis Department :: "Filling Geithner's (Small) Shoes"

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 22, 2012  |  Bryan TX  | Thanks to
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Our Economic Crisis is years -- no, decades -- in the making. Propaganda has been spewed about a "strong dollar" ... "trade partners" ... "why the costs of gold and silver rose..." and what does all the talk bring us?

For answers you have to research Tim Geithner's regime as Treasury Secretary. Ho-hum... boring... it's not about kittens and teenagers. No; it's more like a story about "if you can't screw it, or throw money at it, it isn't worth anything..." rhetoric.

Here's how that rhetoric goes:
" ... Unbowed by the dollar's recent weakness — it hit its lowest level since August 2008 Tuesday -- or record-setting gold and silver prices, Geithner reiterated a now familiar theme among policymakers: The dollar's strength during the "darkest moments" of the crisis is "very encouraging," he said, and shows investors "retain fundamental confidence in the ability of the U.S. to manage" its long-term budget issues. (Cohen, Dave. 04/27/2011. HERE) ... "

 Filling Geithner's (Small) Shoes: "In an economic crisis, the treasury secretary (tied with the Fed chairman) becomes the most important domestic public official after the president. Two huge and interconnected issues will face the next secretary: what to do about the still dysfunctional and largely unreformed banking system; and how to deal with the elite clamor for deficit reduction uber alles." (Robert Kuttner: 09/23/2012. HERE)

'via Blog this'

Timothy Geithner has said that he'll step down as Treasury Secretary at the end of Obama's first term. Assuming that Mitt Romney keeps self-destructing and Obama wins a second term, who should succeed him?

" ... Here are some people who might be taken seriously. I hope my comments don't spoil it for the relative good guys...
  • Erskine Bowles.
  • Jack Lew.
  • Larry Fink
  • Lael Brainard.
  • Gene Sperling.
  • Michael Barr.
  • Laura Tyson.
  • Daniel Tarullo.
  • Gary Gensler.
  • Ben Bernanke.
  • Janet Yellen.
  • Sheila Bair.
  • Martin Gruenberg.
  • Sarah Bloom Raskin.
  • Barney Frank,
  • James Galbraith,
  • Damon Silvers
  • Joseph Stiglitz, Brooksley Born, Phil Angelides.

" ... Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. This is a key appointment, folks. Should not be left to the usual suspects. Progressive community should be paying attention, big time. (Robert Kuttner: 09/23/2012. HERE) ..."


Sunday, October 21, 2012

MooPig's Fact-Checker Department :: "For the publication of No Easy Day"

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 21, 2012  |  Bryan TX
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Navy SEAL Author Rejects the Pentagon's Legal Threat - Politics - The Atlantic Wire:
EXCERPT  |   ""Mr. Owen sought legal advice about his responsibilities before agreeing to publish his book and scrupulously reviewed the work to ensure that it did not disclose any material that would breach his agreements or put his former comrades at risk," wrote Robert D. Luskin, an attorney at D.C. lobbying behemoth Patton Boggs. "Mr. Owen is proud of his service and respectful of his obligations. But he has earned the right to tell his story."" (JOHN HUDSON. AUG 31, 2012. HERE)
'via Blog this'

In a printing shop is the Bindery Department. The pages have been typeset, stripped to film, and plated in the Plate Room. The Press Room prints the pages on large paper. In the Bindery the pages are cut to size and collated into lifts. The lifts of pages then go through several steps of gluing, sewing, and binding. Then the cover is pressed on the "book," in the Bindery.

The point is that during any of these stages the book can be read. Especially from the very start when it is typeset and put on film, can it be read several times by the laymen workers, journeymen, and print bosses, even the janitor reads it.

It mystifies MooPig when it reads a story that implies lawyers issuing a cease or desist publishing a book to anyone ... what exactly is the point? The deed is already done, it's ancient history, it's moot, you jackals.
EXCERPT from the Article | " ...According to the letter, the nondisclosure agreement signed by Bissonnette when he was a SEAL only applied to "specially identified Special Access Programs" and not missions such as the May 1, 2011 raid.

That's an argument that may come as a surprise to some legal experts, who considered the Pentagon's case against Bissonnette a "slam dunk" given his failure to submit his book for pre-publication review. ... "
Pre-publication review -- are they daft? Most authors today are self-published. One can easily write a 365 page book on the Internet, and upload it all over the world. What in God's green earth is a pre-publication review?

It is an HONOR system ... but all persons define HONOR differently, and that is why this sucks.
EXCERPT | " ...Last night, [Aug 28, 2012] the public got its first taste of the book's contents as the Associated Press and The Huffington Post obtained pre-release copies of it. (JOHN HUDSON. AUG 29, 2012. HERE)... "
When a buck is to be made, well, it seems that brings out the money grubbers. And the more they try to BAN this book by Bissonette, the greater it will profit the author out here in the markets. Yes, negative press is just as good, if not better than, approved press releases. The story is as old as the Torah.

I can just see Carl Marx submitting his little book for a pre-publication review.

But MooPig Fact-Checker Department holds this conjecture as the real reason the administration would try to hide this book from the public:
EXCERPT | " ...Bissonnette [aka Mark Owen] is also critical of President Obama in his story, saying that no one on the team was a fan of the president and that they believed he and other leaders would inflate their own roles in the story. Even before the raid began, the SEALs joked about how they would help Obama get re-elected and also speculated about who would play them in the Hollywood movie. Despite their personal feelings about Obama, however, the SEALs did agree that he made the right call, saying "Although we applauded the decision-making in this case, there was no doubt in anybody’s mind that he would take all the political credit for this too.”(DASHIELL BENNETT. AUG 29, 2012. HERE)... "

NEXT WEEK  ::  What is Bootlegging...?

Origin:  1625–35, Americanism ; boot + leg; secondary senses arose from practice of hiding a liquor bottle in the leg of one's boot

Saturday, October 20, 2012

MooPig's Elephantine Memory Department :: "Endorsements..."

Mitt Can't Even Win with His Own ...
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Oct 20, 2012 | Bryan TX

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Salt Lake City Tribune endorsement: Too Many Mitts | The Salt Lake Tribune
" ... Therefore, our endorsement must go to the incumbent, a competent leader who, against tough odds, has guided the country through catastrophe and set a course that, while rocky, is pointing toward a brighter day. The president has earned a second term. Romney, in whatever guise, does not deserve a first. ... "
'via Blog this'

" ... Sadly, it is not the only Romney, as his campaign for the White House has made abundantly clear, first in his servile courtship of the tea party in order to win the nomination, and now as the party’s shape-shifting nominee. From his embrace of the party’s radical right wing, to subsequent portrayals of himself as a moderate champion of the middle class, Romney has raised the most frequently asked question of the campaign: "Who is this guy, really, and what in the world does he truly believe?" ... "

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MooPig Bare Back Department :: PETA

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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

MooPig Graphiques and Rewildings :: "Greys"

Mitt's 41 Worst Gaffes of His Political Career | Alternet

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 17, 2012  |  Bryan TX

Mitt's 41 Worst Gaffes of His Political Career | Alternet: [ ... ] "12. “Oh, you’ve got some bling-bling here.” — Admiring a child’s necklace during a meeting with black voters in Jacksonville, Fla. (Jan. 21, 2008)"
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18. “I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake. We can’t have illegals.” — When his track record for hiring illegal immigrants to landscape his home comes up during a debate (Oct. 18, 2011)

'via Blog this'

Several Issues that should be on your radars....

  • Taxes
  • Abortion and Reproductive Rights
  • Health care
  • ... ah, forget it.

Visit for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Open Letters..."

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Oct 16, 2012 | Bryan TX

Melissa Harris-Perry: Clarence Thomas Is 'Wrong' On Affirmative Action (VIDEO)
Posted: 10/14/2012 12:26 pm EDT Updated: 10/14/2012

She added, "Let's be clear, devaluing the accomplishments of black people is not the legacy of affirmative action. It is the legacy of racism that continues to confound and challenge our nation," Harris-Perry said. The MSNBC host also said that Yale's admissions process, the one used to admit Thomas, was "not a failure" but an "undeniable success."

Visit for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

MooPig's Picture of the Year Contest :: Please Vote

We Have Narrowed it Down ...
By Pat Darnell | Oct 16, 2012 | Bryan TX

... To these ten entries for Picture of the Year 2012. Leave your votes in the comments section. We do have a MooPig Enterprises page in faceBook ... but we don't know how it works just yet. If we figure it out we will leave a LINK for you to go there if you want to submit your own entry for Pic of the Year...

So, thanks for sharing, MooPigsters!!!!

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2  See: Alex Grey, artist
4  unknown
5  from faceBook; random
9  unknown

Monday, October 15, 2012

MooPig Space Jump

Hey MooPigsters everywhere, hold your heads high. That is -- "LOOK UP..." the red bull really is jumping over the  moon. It is merely coincidence that MooPig Special Events Department sponsored a MooPig Cow Space Jump nearly the same time those other guys at the canned drink company did theirs.

Ne'ertheless, MooPig "carpet did'em.." and has successfully sent its prize red bull calf several feet above the horizon, and gently touched down moments before he was dissected by aliens. So, our story doesn't have the best of endings... we still did it! And ours only cost a $buck fiddy to pull off. Low budget fun is what we are all about over here.

MooPig Circulation Statistics Department is expecting a viewer mega bubble as our event goes viral... only we didn't have enough in the budget to make a youTube. So you can just repeatedly visit here, and prove once again you don't have to be rich to have some fun!


Sunday, October 14, 2012

MooPig's Brain Industries :: "Roundup by Monsanto"

Those Who Should Hear This will, of course, Not Listen...
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Oct 14, 2012 | Bryan TX
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Roundup Herbicide Linked To Parkinson's-Related Brain Damage: "Published this month (April, 2012), the new study entitled "Glyphosate induced cell death through apoptotic and autophagic mechanisms," investigated the potential brain-damaging effects of herbicides, which the authors stated "have been recognized as the main environmental factor associated with neurodegenerative disorders, such as Parkinson's disease.("1"1 Neurotoxicol Teratol. 2012 Apr 4. Epub 2012 Apr 4. PMID: 22504123)

'via Blog this'

Are you feeling brain damaged? It could be 'Roundup' herbicide that you put down on those pesky weeds in your lawn. People around here use it like it is a deterrent to demon possession. They spray this Monsanto brand on all the errant grass that might creep into their flower beds... they spritz the stuff from their leaky little Indian water pumps into the environment like it was table salt.

If the millionaires next door use it, well then everyone should use it. Goddamn!
At article: ... EXCERPT | " ... Here we report a patient with parkinsonism following chronic occupational exposure to glyphosate. A previously healthy 44- year-old woman presented with rigidity, slowness and resting tremor in all four limbs with no impairment of short-term memory, after sustaining long term chemical exposure to glyphosate for 3 years as a worker in a chemical factory. The chemical plant produced a range of herbicides including: glyphosate, gibberellins, and dimethyl hydrogen phosphite; however, the patient worked exclusively in the glyphosate production division. She only wore basic protection such as gloves or a face mask for 50 h each week in the plant where glyphosate vapor was generated. She frequently felt weak. Two months before she came to our clinic, she had experienced severe dizziness and blurred vision. ... "
Is your hand shaking; is your finger numb? Have you been laying down 'Roundup' for the past ten years or more? Did you wear gloves and protective clothing when you sprayed the stuff all over the place? Did you wear a protective aspirator while you exposed your family, your neighbors and their pets to your mad induced brutal attacks on weeds and unwanted grass?

Modes of Toxicity
  • Carcinogen
  • Endocrine Disruptor
  • Genotoxic
  • Biocide
  • Cytotoxic
  • Bioaccumulator
  • Hepatotoxic
  • Teratrogenic
  • Clastogenic
  • Oxidant
  • Aquacidal
  • Mutagenic
  • Aromatase Disruptor
  • Glutathione Down-regulator
  • Malondialdehyde Up-regulator
  • Necrotic
  • Nephrotoxic ( Sayer Ji. no date. HERE)


Saturday, October 13, 2012

MooPig's Tech Coroner :: "Carbon Dioxide, CO2"

You Might grow Weary of Hearing about Carbon Dioxide ...
BLOG THIS by Pat Darnell | Oct 13, 2012 | Bryan TX
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Scientists in Washington State Adopt Tiny Island as Climate-Change Bellwether - "What the researchers call “happy time” comes in the afternoon when the tides return and they gather — along with a rotating cadre of graduate students — outside the Winter Palace on an old dock laid out on the lawn to compare notes, gossip and have a snack."

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So what's the problem? Scientists see declines in the welfare of the island's wildlife. It causes four decades of observation to go in a new direction, alarm: "... historically hardy populations of gulls and murres are only half what they were 10 years ago, and only a few chicks hatched this spring. Mussel shells are notably thinner, and recently the mussels seem to be detaching from rocks more easily and with greater frequency..."

Further the article states: " ... Biologists suspect that the shifts are related to huge declines in the water’s pH, a shift attributed to the absorption of excess carbon dioxide ..." (STACEY SOLIE. NYT. Published: October 6, 2012.  HERE)

Carbon dioxide makes the sea water more acidic and affects the food chain. This is becoming a major factor around our globe, as carbon dioxide infiltrates many ecological systems. Biological systems that have been observed on this island and documented since the 1960's are starting to buckle under the CO2 abundance.

It is Bad News Chemistry: " ... Of course, if nothing changes in terms of carbon emissions, we might well have the chance to see if these effects occur on a much larger scale—in the world’s glaciers and polar ice caps. ... " (SMithsonian, Smart News. Oct 11, 2012. HERE)

NEXT WEEK  ::  the Keystone Species Hypothesis


MooPig's Famous Last Words Department :: "NDAA"

Remember a While Back, POTUS signed away all our Rights...?
Snagged by Pat Darnell | Oct 13, 2012 | Bryan TX
" ... Quote Source: HERE
Gary Null interviewed Birgitta Jonsdottir from Iceland's Hreyfingin (the Movement) political party on the status of the Hedges vs. Obama lawsuit regarding the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) Section 1021 which allows for the indefinite detention of American citizens and any other global citizens that Obama desires to incarcerate and possibly torture. The act uses some nebulous, other factors, catch-all criteria, ambiguous language that Obama's attorneys have failed to define after 9 months of litigation. (The Gary Null Show -€“ Birgitta Jonsdottir - 09/28/12) ..." 

" ... No Mr. President we can not trust you not to use it, because if that were the case you would not be so insistent in it being left in there, even though it was found unconstitutional by a Federal Judge. And even if we did trust you, how do we know the next Presidents won't use it. The inclusion of "indefinite detention" suggests that someone is trying to make it legal, because they are already doing it. (Terry Clay. 10.12.2012)... "

" ... President Obama doesn't make laws. Congress makes laws. If ya'll want better laws that don’t infringe on civil liberties, than you need a better Congress. I'd suggest you all research this bill, and reasons for the signing by Obama, instead of attacking him for having no choice.

I did a lot of research on this bill! Mainly because I thought it was such a crock and I still do! IT's SO SAD, to have no choice but to sign such a piece of shit bill. BUT, since most of you don't seem to know, It's one bill he didn't have the power to Vetoe... how whacked is that!? ...

Since the NDAA was a "must pass" bill with how it was written, a vetoe would have been overrun by votes anyway, so it still would have become law. If your President, didn't pass the bill, many military, including veterans, would not have gotten pay-checks. What a sad law to have to pass. Come on people. Do your research.

It's not Obama you have to worry about with this bill, it's the future administrations. Just my research. Prove me wrong. (James Cordeiro. 10.12.2012) ... "


Friday, October 12, 2012

MooPig's 'HUNH?' Department :: "Gaian Matrix"

Site Review :: Evolver Spores, Gaian Matrix, and Stuff ...
Snagged by Pat Darnell | Oct 12, 2012 | Bryan TX

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Hey, band members, part of your problem today is getting paying people to your concerts... eh? Yes, it is common to most bands out there. So, you find these online evolver network storehouses who can "globally" rout out the people to your particular venue.

Say you have lined up a ballpark for your gala. You are in the business of setting up a fun night for any and all who brave the exclusivity of your bands performing... well maybe you will have a whack-a-mole, and displays of Gaian Matrices, as part of your festival! There apparently is a total smash up of evolving spore partners willing to show up and hawk your event.

If you can think it; then it must happen! Instantaneous people, all adoring your performance. Buuwahhhh!

[Picture LINK] KUDZU, Greenback, TN / Country / Country Rock

  SUPPORT | The Evolver Network: "When you support Evolver as a Michrosporidia, pulsations of cosmic joy waft toward you from the Gaian matrix."

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ABOUT The Evolver Network
Our Mission
 The Evolver Network uses online tools to build off-line communities. We connect the dots between visionary idealism and lived experience — from open-source software to complementary currencies, meditation to direct action, festival culture to community-supported agriculture. We bring people together to explore areas that the mainstream culture ignores or suppresses; to learn new skills; to collaborate, celebrate and create.

What Are Spores?
 In biology, a spore is a reproductive structure, often adapted for dispersal, and capable of surviving for long periods of time in unfavorable conditions. Evolver Spores are regional hubs where we raise awareness about today’s most pressing issues, inspire activism, and explore transformative practices such as yoga, permaculture, gift circles, and shamanism. Spores are centers of cultural incubation that bring together many different groups to manifest local change. If there is no Spore near you, we invite you to start one.
Contact us at

What Do Spores Do?
 Monthly Events Each month, we develop a theme for a network-wide event that sparks dialogue, attracts diverse groups, and empowers local communities to take action. The subjects range widely — examples include peace activism, the Occupy movement, social networks, research into dreams, and alternative currencies.

Check out a list of previous events and upcoming themes.
Film Screenings, Author Tours and Workshops Spores organize screenings of films with relevant content. Authors and musicians can tour the network. Spores set up workshops in many areas, such as nutrition, visionary art, sex and relationships, and permaculture. Festivals, Dance Parties and Conferences

Spores create dance parties, as well as festivals and conferences that combine workshops and talks with music and performance. Each spore has a local character and finds an approach that suits its region.

Projects Accessing the needs of their community, Evolver chapters have cleaned up rivers and beaches, shepherded local alternative currencies and gift circles, hosted citywide environmental festivals, assisted flood victims in Hungary, staged protests against unfair labor practices, kick-started permaculture gardens, orchestrated urban forestry efforts, and more.

Spores Host Activities In Areas Such As: herbalism * social media * film making * urban gardening * design science * leadership training * peace activism * shamanic ritual * quantum physics * bee keeping * open source software * composting * lucid dreaming * performance * psychedelic research * alternative media


Wednesday, October 10, 2012

MooPig FWD faecesBook Department :: "Mitt Romney"

Nick-Names for Robmoney... the Whack-a -mole King ... The Complete List (A-Z)
Snagged by Pat Darnell | Oct 10, 2012 | Bryan TX

  • The Complete List (A-Z)

    American Borat

    Bain in the Ass (David Letterman)
    Below Average (reference to his not-so-good grades in school, business and politics)
    Bermuda Barracuda (Mike Burch, reference to his corporate raiding and offshore shell corporations)
    Big Data (reference to the android Data on Star Trek)
    Bishop Romney (he actually was a bishop in the Mormon church, with his own diocese, called a "Stake")
    Book of Moron (Young Turks, pun on the Book of Mormon)

    Captain AmerCIA
    Captain Ameri-con (Mike Burch)
    Captain Chucklebuns (Jon Stewart)
    Capitol Gains
    Cayman Chameleon (Mike Burch, reference to his waffling and offshore IRAs and pun on Karma Chameleon)

    Darth eVader (Mike Burch)
    Decepticon (Young Turks)
    Dipshit Mitt
    Ditto Dubya
    Dog Dispatcher (Mike Burch, for strapping his dog Seamus to the roof of his car for an 11-hour road trip)
    Dubya Ditto

    Empty Suit

    Fancy Cheesebag (at prep school)
    Fee-Fee (pun on fees instead of taxes, as Massachusetts governor)
    Flip-Flop Mitt
    Flip-Flop Romney
    Flip Romney
    Flip Willard

    Gutless Wonder (

    Javelin (secret service code name, referring to a car produced by his father's company American Motors)

    King of Bain (Newt Gingrich)
    King of Bane
    King of Pain

    Lord of the Flies (a fellow student)
    Lord of the Rings (Olympics)

    Magic Undies (Young Turks)
    Massachusetts Mauler
    Matinee Mitt
    Med-evil Mitt (Mike Burch, pun on Dark Age thinking and evil medical plans)
    Mega Millions Jackpot (his wife Ann)
    Meh Romney (I don't get it either)
    Miffed Mitt (Mike Burch, when he doesn't get his way)
    Mighty Mormon Power Ranger
    Missionary Mitt (he was a Mormon missionary too)
    Mitt Moneybags
    Mitt Inappropriate (Mike Burch)
    Mitt Robbed Me
    Mitt Robme
    Mitt Rotney (Maxine Waters)
    Mitt the Flopple (Mike Burch, pun on Mott the Hopple)
    Mitt the Omitter (Mike Burch)
    Mitt the Press (David Letterman)
    Mitt the Ripper
    Mitt the Ripster (Mike Burch)
    Mitt the Shit
    Mitt the Twit (The Sun of London, Rupert Murdoch)
    Mitt the Twitt
    Mitt Twitter (Mike Burch)
    Mittler (LGBT community)
    Mittsy Bainer (pun on Mitzi Gaynor)
    Mitt Witt
    More Money (at Bain)
    Mr. 1%
    Mr. Ego
    Mr. Roboto (at high school)
    Multiple Choice Mitt
    Multiple Mitt
    Mute Romney (
    Myth Romney

    Nacho Romney (his grandfather moved to Mexico in order to practice polygamy)
    Nit Wit Mitt (teksyndicate)
    Nit Wits 4 Mitt (his supporters)
    Nowhere Man (The London Times, Rupert Murdoch)

    Obama Lite
    Omit Mitt (because he leaves out all unpleasant facts about his career as a vulture capitalist)

    Pac-Man (Young Turks, pun on Political Action Committees)
    Pander Bear
    PepperMitt Patty (Mike Burch)
    Phony Bologna
    Pink Slip
    Pink Slip Mitt

    Quit Mitt, Shit! (a cry of agonized distress from his Bain victims)

    R. Money (ghetto name; Romney misspelled)
    Rigger Mortis (Mike Burch)
    Robmoney (while Massachusetts governor)
    Robocorp (Young Turks)
    Rombo (David Letterman)
    Romney and the Romulans (reference to cold-blooded Star Trek aliens)
    Romneycon (Mike Burch)
    Romney Hood (President Obama, pun on Robin Hood stealing from the poor to give to the rich)
    Romneygeddon (Yahoo)
    Romnuts (David Letterman)
    Roof Doggy Dog
    Rook Romney
    Rosy Palm

    Serial Killer (reference to "corporations are people")
    Shit Romney
    Silver Spoon
    Slick Dancing Mitt (Massachusetts)
    Stuporman (Mike Burch)

    The Early Front-Runner
    The Job Cremator
    The Lie
    The Massachusetts Marxist (Village Voice)
    The Mormonator (David Letterman)
    The Romneybot
    The Rommunist
    The Terminator (at Bain, for firing people and destroying entire companies)
    The Perminator (Mike Burch, a pun on his stiff 'do)
    The Sperminator (Mike Burch because he wants to force rape and incest victims to bear their abusers' babies)
    The Verminhater (Mike Burch, because he seems look down on people who aren't richer than Midas)
    The Wrath of RhomneyKhan (Mike Burch)

    The Waffle
    The Weasel (
    Tin Man (reference to no heart)

    Unfit Mitt
    Un-Mitt-igated Disaster (Mike Burch)

    Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

    Weather Vain
    Weather Vane (constantly changing direction)
    Willard (reference to the rat movie)
    Willard Billhard (Mike Burch)
    Willard Fillmore (Mike Burch)
    Wily Willy (Mike Burch)
    Wrong Way Romney (Mike Burch)

    X-Mitt (Mike Burch, as in "hopefully crossed out at the ballot box")

    Yugo (his father was "Rambler" at American Motors)

    Ziggurat Mitt (he thinks he's closer to heaven and the gods than the rest of us mere mortals)

    The Pander Bear speaks

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

When I try to sign in at PayPal, this is what I get...!

Snagged by Pat Darnell | Oct 9, 2012 | Bryan TX


Patrick Darnell,您好
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