What the heck is this space for?
This is the space for MooPig Wisdom, you big dummy.
Dear ones,
I was going to raise a family and be the guy outside working on the tractor.
Instead, the family raised itself and I'm the guy sitting here typing on the blog.
Well, I type a little slow. It takes me some time to get going and I started late.
Just worked 11 hours at the retail Christmas store. I came to Mom and Dad's for some of Dad's stew and Carl's Corn chowder before I go back home to walk Vinnies cat. He is getting good at it.
Mug of stew almost got me back to normal.
Love, Dave
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I see it, but cannot believe it... my only beaudroux checking in. I think this is a good thing to learn, that is 'bloggin' for wit, opinion, wisdom and editorial. We can also advertise on here. Also, this is your blog, as I have put your, Ric Capo, Mom and Dad on the blogger contributing author list. It is impossible to fill up, and you can do what ever your exploratory sense allows.
So unleash the potentials. Thanks for the allusions and the perspective on fatherhood. And, can I get that tree in fuscia?
ja'boogie, yours, Pat
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