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1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that ourgovernment can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they can track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
2. THE CONSTITUTION -They keep talking about drafting a Constitution forIraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore anyway.
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt NotSteal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in abuilding full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostilework environment. JS
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