Compostholestoy says:
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose. "He tells you that he has never told a lie. A prison guard is shaving your head.
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the PostOffice? What are we supposed to do.. write to these men?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures! oh, THAT Henny Youngman http://media.woub.org/ramgen/wiredbooks/HennyYoungman.rm
Richard Capotosto Zeeland, Michigan
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures! oh, THAT Henny Youngman http://media.woub.org/ramgen/wiredbooks/HennyYoungman.rm
Richard Capotosto Zeeland, Michigan
Hey Ricardo, they're not just all men anymore! >>pd
LAWYER JOKES: The problems with lawyer jokes is that 1. lawyers don't think they're funny and, 2. the rest of us don't think they're jokes!
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose. "He tells you that he has never told a lie. A prison guard is shaving your head.
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"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." Henny Youngman: US (English-born) comedian & violinist 1906-1998
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