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Friday, August 17, 2007

Discussions > Optimization > Someone just called my website "fancruft"

"I am reading that Heaven was told her site is 'Fancruft...' here is the poop on that doop. " >>PD
Thank you According to wikipedia fancruft means
In hacker jargon, cruft describes areas of something which are badly designed, poorly implemented, or redundant. Cruft may also refer to useless junk or excess materials (including obsolete computer hardware) that build up over time and have no value, including things collected from rubbish bins, so "dumpster diving" is also called "crufting", and things collected from rubbish bins are "crufted".


Heaven, I've seen an awful lot worse on the net and given the subject and intended audience I think the colours and design are fine. BUT you do have some fairly serious layout problems on many of the pages. Have you checked your pages in Firefox and other browsers?
Even without these errors I might suggest that you try to use a little less space on the page. It's a good idea to make sure the important content of your page is as 'immediately visible' as possible and the spacings you're using mean that much of your content is pushed quite a long way down the page. You also have some elements that are 'on their own' down the bottom and which may not be seen if a visitor thinks the page has ended.
Jon http://www.cobnut.net/

Thank you very much for your words, Marty. I was starting to get discouraged.
Jon, thanks for the very helpful advice and suggestions. I'll start working on it as soon as I get off work.
Vik, I'll try that. Thanks.
Dan, actually there is a navigation system in some of the pages, but you're right, there should be one in every one of them.
Hey did it ever occur to anyone that Heaven is just trying to get us all to go to his/her site and be recorded as a hit? I think this is more the query... and I salute such a creative curve on Heaven's part. Spin it, twist it, believe you me -- there is plenty of human elemental psychology in cyber space. >> PD

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