While we're on the Subject, Rumor has it:
for Ed Porpoises
A professional football team has installed secret IR, infrared, spectrum cameras on their light posts at home. The high definition, motorized 180 degree half spherical relay system is all wired in fiber-optics. That makes it almost undetectable...
What does it do? You may ask ... Spotters get read outs on HD Screens on the defensive line-men, linebackers, corner backs and safety's, on the opposing team. These heat signatures tell the home team who is winded, or overheated or laboring to catch one's breath. That info is radio'ed down to coaches who call the plays for the home team Offense.
During long breaks from play, like in a TIVO replay... it is crucial to call a play that will make the first down. This is when the IFR Screening really helps out. All the dawdling on the field after the coach throws the red flag out of his shoe, really messes with offensive strategy.
Who's fresh and who isn't takes the guess work out of the Offense's forward progress. Teams averaging 400 to 500 yards Offense per game are suspect. Teams that go undefeated also might have latched onto this high tech laser tag spectral analysis. We don't know yet how they take the system on the road for away games ... hmmm?
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