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Monday, February 16, 2009

MooPig's Suggested Titles for Psycholgist's Self-Help Books in 2009 and beyond


Publisher Whims
by Pat Darnell


Inconvenient truth among us:
  • Absolute power corrupts absolutely...
  • Term versus Whole Life Insurance...
  • How to be the Ultimate Gamer...
  • Third rear brake lights; the Real Story...
  • SUGAR: Teenagers' Impunity
MOdal Development:
  • Break point in the game of life; How to predict it...
  • Three strikes, and Society makes you start wearing a bell around your neck...
  • Do you want that last caramel, little kiddie?
Elderly Senior and Senility Issues:
  • Do you mean: "You make me happy for just one day; Your happiness is guaranteed a lifetime," elderly? or...
  • "Ersatz, ubiquitous Elders gather to the haunting harmonica of Dan Woods," elderly? ...or...
  • "Erectile Dysfunction, like Bon Jovi, is much overrated," elderly?
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

potatos!

One Supreme instance when it is Good to be Bombastic !! Thanks kids for reminding me how the universe really is.
notice the LOGO on this gentleman's tshirt :)



Sit Down !!

My Left Foot !!
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