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Showing posts with label barbarism. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 16, 2011

MooPig Wisdom: MooPig's "Who Would Have Won in a Bar Fight #2?"

She Could'a Been a Contender
by Pat Darnell  |  October16, 2011  |  Bryan TX

Wayne Rooney
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Amy Winehouse [R.I.P.]

Recent Notes from the Trenches:
Paula Waters ·
This is so unnecessary and unhealthy to even publish Pat... Let's uplift this country not always bring it down.....
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Paula Waters ·
Maybe its time to turn your head up now Pat...You been turned up side down wayyyyy toooo longgggg....POSITIVE PAT ...LETS SEE POSITIVE PAT TODAY...
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Paula Waters ·
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Patrick Darnell
It's not me bringing down the country. ... If I had a nickel for every time some one said that, Paula, I'd be a 1%-er.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Instead of Czars, Barry, You need Chimney Sweeps




by Pat Darnell, and, Lv. It'2 Beavre

Our US federal Government is inept. It is an incongruous, asymmetric, hodge-podge bureaucracy of stove pipes and tar-like London rooftops.

We inherit a boondoggle the day we are born US citizens. Our Representatives go to Washington DC and are "born again." That's right -- Legislators of all backgrounds go to the gristmill of bureaucratized governing and start to drink the same whiskey, eat the same foods of the polled out ghetto of DC-Baltimore-Potomac triumvirate of filth. And they all become same-smelling newborns with a pot full of cash to soil.

Washington, DC, it is a cruel environment to spend your working life in and around.

Then our esteemed leaders of our constituency find it normal to perform heinous acts of graft, nepotism, and philandering. [murder, rape, drunkenness, domestic violence] It is so common, it is the rule, it seems. Teddy Roosevelt never apologized -- but for the love of God, who would want his sorry looking ass?

Okay, so everybody is a frakk-up. There are plenty of "ex-friends" of mine out there waving a handkerchief at me and saying remember what you promised me?

However, every time there is a fatal'e femme found undulating in front of a camera, followed by closet "others," American citizens forgive. But just as soon as forgiveness is bestowed, appears a  void almost immediately that our media fills with seventy more suitcase models of aberrant behavior. Then the general populace gets in on the act.

"After earning my first billion dollars, and, winning all the trophies known in golf," says Tiger Woods, "I decided to get sloppy with my philandering, and some of my liaison troop d' force got out of my stable." Yes, the cleanest can be the dirtiest. Besides, who wants to be known as the "Prude?"

So the seven deadliest sins break wind on a minute by minute schedule in our federal government. It seems it cannot exist in its totalitarian capacity without them. In fact our family of Executive, Legislative and Justice siblings must have their down-low behaviors to make it all work. That is the bigger truth here.

I just get so damn tired of hearing about it. It's self-inflicted behavior faults; so grow up, assholes. Barry O, you need chimney sweeps over there in DC, not Czars. All the apples in your barrel are probably rotten because there is no law that will keep the first rotten apple out.

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Monday, January 11, 2010

Response to Pribek dot Net [again]

because I have been banned from Pribek dot net .... Error 404 - Not Found
Sorry, the page that you are looking for does not exist.
HA!
Okay, then, "WHO WOULD WIN IN A BAR FIGHT #23?"


Blagojevich LOS ANGELES, Jan 4, (Reuters) - Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich will be among stars taking on real estate mogul Donald Trump in the boardroom for the "Celebrity Apprentice" television program in March, NBC said on Monday.
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Harry Reid? WASHINGTON, Today, (Reuters) - U.S. President Barack Obama on Monday rebuked critics of Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who has faced calls from Republicans to step down over racial comments he made about Obama. [REUTERS]
Since I cannot post on the PRIBEK dot net site here is response to Who's Win in a Bar Fight #23
It's a tossed salad you give us here. I was not expectorating number 23 barrel fight so soon. Seeing's how Reid could pass as a Chicken Hawk, not openly gay yet, circling the Houston Zoo in his Lincoln, Blokagojevich would have Harry over a barrel in no time... and that is a fact, .... takes a beading and keeps on ticking, Harry Reid.

"Get Blagojevich'd." is what Harry Reid seems to be saying here after letting the tawny tow head have his way with his secular ass. Harry Reid is about to get cuckolded by Nancee the Pole-osi Dancer. You'll see as it unfolds... drama not too dissimilar to public school in a small town.

But how do I really feel -- remember I misspell words on porpoise.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Idiocentrism: Self-publisher John Emerson

Retrieved by Pat Darnell
Does Barbarism define Nomadic? I think so.

...2000 years of barbarians in 50 minutes
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(Based loosely on a talk given at Reed College Paidea, January 21, 2005).
The weakness of the nomads was logistics. Since their food source (sheep) and everything they owned was portable, they didn’t need to defend their rear the way civilized armies did. But if an attack wasn’t immediately successful, or if they were forced into an area without sufficient grass, then they would have to call off the attack and go home. For these reasons the early purely nomadic societies were only an intermittent threat to the civilized world, whose much greater wealth often made it possible for them to buy off the nomads with tribute.

According to Steensgaard, at least up until the sixteenth century the political “protection cost” of the Asian trade (taxes, tribute, military action) was always greater than the direct cost (manpower, supplies, ships, goods to exchange), and the Mongol Empire enormously reduced this protection cost, which showed up in Europe as enormous markups in price required to pay off all the intervening taxing jurisdictions.

The Mongol Empire was thus a precursor trade empire and blazed the way for the modern world. When the Mongol collapse cut off access to China, the riches of China provided a powerful incentive for Europeans of many nations to start looking for a sea route. For better or worse, one thing led to another, and the globalizers of today, at least, owe an unacknowledged debt to Chinggis Qan. (Emerson, John; no date. Idiocentrism Home Page HERE)

This is the History of Everything, Roughly, as Spun by John J. Emerson Musings and Candor, it is a good study in self-publishing:
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