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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Why I never became a Thespian...

OOOPS !! There I go again...
I am an Abductee Repeater

WARNING:
This might Shock the more sensitive blog readers... Please continue at your own desecration ... huh?

by Pat Darnell

It happens all the time now.. RE-abducted... so everyone just goes about their business...

This was last night at the DQ after church.









As you can imagine the kids love to go to Dairy Queen with Daddy... since that is always an optimum abduction site for me.






Composure, composure... just waiting here with my family for my Triple Meat Belt-buster...








I go silently.... somewhere. I still only see little shadows.












A little prodding and belly painting by the aliens abductors.




And there you have it: I'm back !!

Monday, March 09, 2009

MooPig Movie Reviews: Burn After Reading


Another Media Speculation on Corporate Moderation of Collaboration
by Pat Darnell

We waited until the DVD came out to watch this movie.

We got it for 99 cents at Kroger's Red Box Vendor Machine, along with a movie about Bees.

We like this movie.

We like it because Brad Pitt gets his head blown off, and his body dumped in the Hudson River.

We also like it because George
Clooney is out-witted by the actress from Fargo, and he is exiled to Venezuela by the CIA.

And just when one thinks it couldn't get any better than that, near the end when one's eyes are starting to droop, I can't remember how, but John Malkovich gets a wicked blow to his head, ends up in a coma and "will not recover" as stated by his former boss from the CIA, in the epilogue.

I can't remember seeing any black people in this movie. There were some Russians, and some Chinese in the show. I think the surviving Fargo actress gets a government check, a sizable check that is, in the end. She will be using it to get four cosmetic surgery's, as told in the epilogue.

I cannot remember either what happens to John Malkovich's wife... but she is a stingy, cold bitch, and her actress plays the part very well. George Clooney's wife gets to marry a young stud from somewhere in NorthWest US.

This photo to the right is of the two who made this movie. They are called the Cohen Brothers.

If you are in a hurry, you could just watch the last few minutes when the CIA boss and his boss tell the outcomes in a corporate media speculative collaboration thinly disguised as "the epilogue."

Welp, that about covers it; syonaro benwa's.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Drill 'dat Som' Bitch...! Part Two


The New Sea Level
by Pat Darnell
That's right: Hit it! Gettin' ready for a sea level that has increased by 1/5 th of an inch upward over the last five years. Remember last time we retrieved information about when the Arctic will be ready for all out drilling?
Arctic will have first ice-free summer in 2015: Researcher
Kevin Rollason, Winnipeg Free Press
Published: Friday, December 05, 2008

WINNIPEG - The ice that has covered the Arctic basin for a million years will be gone in little more than six years because of global warming, a University of Manitoba geoscientist said.

And David Barber said that once the sea ice is gone, more humans will be attracted to the Arctic, bringing with them even more ill effects. [SOURCEWinnipeg Free Press 2008]
MooPig, in its haste to pump some Arctic crude, has allowed itself no free time to ponder why Cheney tells Bush, "Pardon me or else." We have been sitting on our collective asses while that single mom who wrote in, wonders how she is going to work another night shift with both her children wheezing and feverish,is crying at her ironing board watching the View. Or, how one other write-in reader, an inmate at Huntsville, who said "[He] wakes up every morning cursing himself because he knows he has to eat," has deepened brow furrows from the overhead fluorescent fired bulb in the socket that burns steadily brighter as each morning goes by. "One day I will rip that bulb out of the ceiling..." he pines away his hours of incarceration.

Yes, MooPig "Drilling and Arctic Crude Department" has been willing to be like its prisoner in his white room. They have too been sitting, waiting for Arctic land ice to melt away, revealing bounty.

Scientists studying sea ice will announce that parts of the Arctic north of Alaska were 9 to 10 degrees warmer this past fall, a strong early indication of what researchers call the Arctic amplification effect. That's when the Arctic warms faster than predicted, and warming there is accelerating faster than elsewhere on the globe.

As sea ice melts, the Arctic waters absorb more heat in the summer, having lost the reflective powers of vast packs of white ice. That absorbed heat is released into the air in the fall. That has led to autumn temperatures in the last several years that are six to 10 degrees warmer than they were in the 1980s, said research scientist Julienne Stroeve at the National Snow and Ice Data Center in Boulder, Colo.

That's a strong and early impact of global warming, she said.


"Patience, me precious, patience."

Reference
AP; Arctic Ice Melt Of Over Two Trillion Tons Has Occurred Since 2003, December 16, 2008 07:10 AM EST | AP Retrieved HERE. the huffington post, Dec 18, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

Behind the Scenes at the Internet Archive

This article is ripped in its entirety from HERE so we shouldn't let it lie here long without some kind of reversed charges... but I just thought it amazing site and photo essay... [posted by rajbot on December 7th, 2007 ]

When you are building a digital library to provide Universal Access to Human Knowledge, how to you hold all the data?

You start with a few racks of machines to hold the data using redundant storage:

The red boxes are built by Capricorn. Each one is a 1U half-depth low-power server that can hold four 1TB hard drives:

Add a bunch of homemade routers:

And some BigIron: (this thing pushed 6Gb/s today!)

Now you need to power it up:
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And cool it down:
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And fill it with books:
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For some reason, you need a 1980’s-era Connection Machine:
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Finally, no Archive is complete without a world-class Linux kernel hacker:
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Filed under: archive, photos, tronix | 0 Comments
(Retrieved today at 5:20 AM for critical review -- http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2007/12/07/behind-the-scenes-at-the-internet-archive/ )

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