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Sunday, February 10, 2013

MooPig Site Review :: "Austin Nutritional Therapy - Home"

Captured by Pat Darnell | Feb 10, 2013 | Bryan TX

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Austin Nutritional Therapy - Home: "Austin Nutritional Therapy --  Elaine DiRico, BA, NTP, FDN "

'via Blog this'

Do you need a Nutritionist?

Well, because the food on your menu is no longer the food of your youth, you might consider the ramifications of that stuff you are eating.

If you wake up and hear that food is becoming scarce in the world, you need a Nutritionist. If you hear that they are genetically fiddling with the foods you eat, you need Nutritionist. If your "doctor was unable to offer anything more than the standard advice on diet, ... narcotics for pain, and an anti-depressant; and these were not routes that you wanted to take ..." you need Elaine DiRico.


Here in Austin is the best one. Elaine DiRico is who you should correspond with about all your nutritional how's and why's.
" ... I have found my passion. There is nothing as satisfying as seeing someone whom you have worked with and come to care about become happier and healthier. I teach classes, I have learned to enjoy public speaking, I have met amazing people and my own health has never been better. Let’s call it a win-win ... "
I have had numerous conversations with Elaine, and she has not only coached me, but inspired me to get off my butt, and make this body of mine hum again.

Below is the reading list of Elaine's that lends her own nutritional goals.

_________________________Reference
http://www.austin-nutritional-therapy.com/
http://www.bioticsresearch.com/
http://www.hughchou.org/calc/chol.php
http://www.ewg.org/
http://w.wwwwhfoods.com/#ld
http://www.carbs-information.com/glycemic-index.htm
http://healthimpactnews.com/
http://www.healthy-eating-politics.com/
http://www.botanicalmedicine.org/
http://poojasway.com/

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

UPDATE -- Gruesome Department :: And the Spin Doctors

"UPDATE" :: PUBLIC ENEMY Number One?
retrieved for MooPig's Gruesome Department by Pat Darnell

Hey, loyal reader, Obama still has to sell the Afghanistan war and the Iraq occupation ... how better to than by inspiring Conspiracy Theorists. By not showing the Americans the photo evidence of Osama's death hallows... we are left to this kind of statements from truth arbitrators:
alan said...
FOX News White House: 'Categorical' Decision Not to Release Bin Laden Photo

There is NO Bin Laden death photo! There is No body! Fake DNA results already? They did not kill BL. This is an elaborate hoax.

The announcement of Bin Laden's death "has been greatly exaggerated."

Obama takes credit for the "kill", and Osama gets away, again!
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This should be a campaign platform for any GOP hopeful: release the monster's photos.

Obama: I won't release bin Laden death photos -- Political Hotsheet ...

In an interview with Steve Kroft for this Sunday's "60 Minutes" conducted today, President Obama said he won't release post-mortem images of Osama bin Laden taken to prove his death.

"It is important to make sure that very graphic photos of somebody who was shot in the head are not floating around as an incitement to additional violence or as a propaganda tool," said the president.

"We don't trot out this stuff as trophies," Mr. Obama added. "The fact of the matter is, this is somebody who was deserving of the justice that he received."

The president said he had discussed the issue with his intelligence team, including Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and that they agree with the decision. White House press secretary Jay Carney said Wednesday that Mr. Obama made the decision today.(Geller, Pamela. May 4, 2011. HERE)

Cate said...
Why am I not surprised that hussein can't be bothered to release the photos of THE #1 terrorist. He gets what he gets by not doing this. We've seen Sadaam, his two boys, Zarqawi, all dead. It's gruesome. Good. Means they didn't just slip away. They got what was coming to them.

I WANT to see bin Laden's eye blown out of his skull, and his head split like a watermelon. I take GREAT pleasure in knowing the last thing he saw was an American Navy Seal pointing a gun in his face, and pulling the trigger. Two taps. Works for me! I'll bet all that raghead could get out of his moutn at the last millisecond was, "oh sh..."

Sunday, March 06, 2011

$14 TRILLION :: That's $14,000,000,000,000 :: Or, 1.4 x 10^13

I was Searching Tonight for the Amount of Debt ...
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

"It makes us all look like jackasses. Go study that. It will show why we're $14 trillion in debt."
-- Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., to FOX News on a report due out today from the GAO, Government Accountability Office [HERE]

The Article states: Bloat is a good reason for Budget Cuts --
" ... The central problem seems to be uncoordinated efforts by agencies with overlapping mandates.

Consider economic development. There are 72 federal programs working on entrepreneurship and small business incubation, 19 devoted to expanding tourism and 26 dedicated to expanding telecommunications efforts. (ibid.) ... "
OVERLAP -- great descriptive word ... a rock and roll word ... Listen up: there are overlapping agencies in our mega mammoth Gub'mint.


"Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., the Senate’s most ardent foe of such waste, will be pounding home the message today. (Stirewalt, Chris. March 01, 2011. Book of Bloat Bolsters GOP Calls for Cuts. Read more: HERE)"


" ... 14 TR, TR, TR, TRI-LLLLLL-ION -- We are ate up with overlapping dumb asses: ... "
  • The age of the universe is only14,000,000,000 years
  • Using the physics we know today, we can calculate what happened 0.000, 000, 000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 001 seconds after the 'big-bang'.
  • There are number of atoms in a metre3 is approximately, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
  • One mole of atoms contains 624, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000, 000 ,000.
  • An atomic nucleus is approximately 0.000,000,000,000,01 metres.
  • Your voice is amplified 1,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 times by the valves when making a long distance phone call from California to New-York in 1950s.
  • The redshift on a faint high-redshift quasi-stellar object is measured as 10 billion light-years. In meters this is 9,470,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 metres.
  • Google is one of the most popular search engines, but a Googol is also the name given to the number: 10,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000.
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

MooPig's Tuesday "Up - Down" News Summary

Rhetoric Based Second Source NEWS

Depression Up on Gulf of Mexico Coast

DOA Jones Down

Campaign Spending Up

Stoning Criminal Women Down

Hanging Criminal Women Up

Slander at "Google Instant" mostly Down, Some Up

Kim Jong Il Up

Second Son of Mistress Up

Drone attacks on Afghan-Pakistan Border Up

Civilian Casualty Rate at Afghan-Pakistan border Down

Founding Fathers stories Re-tellings Up

Russ Feingold Down

Oktoberfest in Lacrosse Up

Schwarzenegger's Popularity at Home Down

Temperatures ... Down.

Monday, December 28, 2009


Ja godt!=)
Meny
Hovedsiden
Venner i Tr.h
Venner "all-over"
Familien min
Skriv i gjestebok
Se i gjestebok
Filmer
Dette er altså hjemmesiden min. Her kan en finne bilder av venner(i uorden og ikke oppdatert), filmer, en gjestebok(som ikke virker) og etterhvert kanskje enda mer snax! Jeg bor nå på Singsaker i Trondheim og går på 3.årskurs, Teknisk Kybernetikk og om snart 2 år er jeg kanskje er ferdig og kan da forhåpentligvis begynne å arbeide med noe gøy, og får anledning til å betale samfunnet tilbake i form av arbeidskraft, skatt, og tilbakebetaling på studielånet.

(Sist oppdatert: januar 2007, med bilder)



Here kaenda more Snax! I now live on Singsaker in Trondheim and goes on 3.Ã¥rskurs, Technical Cybernetics and about soon as 2 years I might have finished and can then hopefully begin working on something fun, and get the opportunity to pay society back in the form of labor, tax, ... etcetra... 

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Poetry Corner

First posted a few days ago, on Cinco de Mayo, this romanticized life of a swab is one of my notions about "keeping" a sense of humor when the going gets rough. Dad was in the Navy, WWII, and he did waken us with "Man your brooms" on mornings when he was not running late for early meetings.

I skipped serving in the armed forces during Vietnam, by turning eighteen just months before the draft ended.

You might notice, I keep revising -- trying to create a better phrasing, rhythm and bounce... so it is a work-in-progress.
pd


Eat Up am I
by Pat Darnell

I been to the depression chamber
I been lower than a grass root
I was ground and dabbled
Like pepper on a salad
Till my daddy give me fruit

He’d croon up to our rooms
‘Now hear this; ‘Now hear this, little feet'
‘Sweepers man your brooms'
‘Clean sweep down fore and aft’

[Twheeee ieee wheet]

'Now hear this; are you daft?'
‘Clean sweep down before we eat!’

This is so good
This is so good that
This is so good that the
The Navy eats it
Yeah, the Navy eats it up

I am tired from aches and pains
I been chippin’ paint all morn’
Hidin’ my chaw in my cheek till
O’er the horn warns:
‘Twelve bells’ sailors
Twelve bells, sailors, noon
Sailors, man your spoons!

I spit a wad in the leak...
Yeah I spat t’bacca
'been chewin' in my cheek
So to stop this tiny leak
So I can hurry of to eat

This is so bad
This is so bad that
This is so bad that it’s good

So good, the Navy eats it
Yeah, the Navy eats it up... They do--
The entire floatin’ Navy
At twelve noon, eats it up!

It keeps us all afloat
How we care for our boat
We steam to Omaha and Tuscany
and we visit the China Sea
But what keeps us on our feet
Is three squares a day we eat
...three squares a day we eat

Eat up old sailor boys
Eat up skulduggery
grind and scrape and;
her rust and cracks
...plug her’ ye sea side swabs
...keep our ship grand,

make her seaworthy mates
...move down the line
...wash, repeat ten times
till your hunger is pate

So at noon you will
...clean your plate
Eat up and clean your plate
Because the Navy
'Cause the Navy cannot
The Navy cannot wait.

Monday, September 01, 2008

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

BACK BY UNPOPULAR NON-DEMAND

The unauthorized not-hand-painted MooPig T-shirt's for you
Yep. There it is. In a commercial, just like on TV. It's only like $32. Wow what a bargain; or should we say a gar-bain of the highest cost of doing no business. I have high hopes you will just send me the $32 direct, and I will send you a receipt, for donating to my children's' college funds.

MooPig is Eat up. It is a known fact -- if you were once before eat up, but not now, you still will be eat up eventually. Its the law of life.


What do you think an alien to this country first thinks of as they enter the boundaries? They are the same as earthworms, wolves or cheetahs; it's time to find something to eat.

Have you ever been abducted? Well, I don't know if I was either... but when you are you might want to wear your MooPig Eat up T-shirt. It could direct the big eyed grey dudes to eat the livestock first. Just a friendly reminder. That kind of communication is, well, priceless.

I offer one more suggestion: visiting Zazzle and picking your sizes etc, go also to Pribek.net to see more offerings from Zazzle, in all its pithy splendor.

MooPig wants you to be in your most sartorial splendor of pithiness.
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