It is buge'wazee to be a hip blogger. So MooPig is opening up a can of hipster to show a photo essay of the oldest human profession known: guitar pickin' and grinning.{~~~~this is how you hold a guitar pick, ...circa Stone Age
"What's in a name?" Today's name: GIBSON
"What's in a name?" Today's name: GIBSON
Every representing picture following has a Gibson in it, except the girlie pictures...
{~~~How to Pick and Grin, ....circa BoJangles Era
{~~~~How to stand very still for photos, neither pickin' nor grinnin' ...circa Boston Tea Party Era
{~~~Gibson-like Girl, dawning of the exaggerated anatomy age... circa: 1935-60
{~~~tokens for Gibson Girls.... circa anytime
{~~spin doctors and voodoo instruments of fatal confusion, git-fiddle not yet idiot proofed, but they are cool looking, circa: pre-idiot proofing era
Pre-Excorsist era instruments looked like devices of torture, used only by sicko's of WWII. After that was the Cold War, and it has lingered on as the Roswell Cover up era. I like to call it....
{~~~~Orwellian tinkering with modern technology, and dawn of the greys and further examples of major exagerrated anatomy in the male shape... circa Orwellian Era
{~~~~How to impress the girls, and paint with broad brush strokes while investing large sums of money in technology that is impossible to understand or fix if it breaks... circa: Cinematography Age
{~~~~~How to full court press, dunk and take handouts by a GIBSON, circa: All Rights Reserved Era
{~~~the year James Dean died, and the Gibson classic arrived, circa 1955 pre-386 computer age
{~~~~Full accessories now perfected, whereas before this era, you didn't need this cabinet for shit, all you previously needed was a grin and a pick... circa: Accessory Era
{~~further relics of Idiot Proofing Era
{~~a GIBSON grinnin' with pickup girls before posing for a mug shot, staggeringly, circa Hey Baby Era
{~~~~Grinnin', pickin' Basketballin' and eatin'....circa: Present Day Son of Gibson
{~~~for all those gibson's who come to MooPig for girlie studies.... circa: Gibson Girl, the Next Generation
And the Payoff... nothing to do with Gibsons.
{~~~ Gibons Girl 2008... "I got dos' Gibon Ridmz, all up and down my spine... and my bags are packed... and I was a Gibson girl back in Park Ridge... yabalaba labi a yo yah, digga digga o'chay." circa to the moon, Alice
